Author Topic: The trap ate the chastity belt key (and my headband D:)  (Read 36751 times)

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The trap ate the chastity belt key (and my headband D:)
« on: May 15, 2009, 11:10:33 PM »
Now what do I do? .____________.
« Last Edit: June 16, 2009, 02:34:54 AM by TheStupidOne »


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."


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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2009, 11:13:36 PM »
Do you have a key?
Oh TSO. Call the Idiot Maidens, and they will come to your aid! Or TranceHime maybe.

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2009, 11:14:42 PM »
Holy crap I can sticky from my phone.


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."


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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2009, 11:15:45 PM »
Got a paper clip? I can actually open my sister's door if she locks it with a toy from an action figure. Hope your front door is that easy to break into.
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2009, 11:17:37 PM »
WTB lockpicking or gymnastics lessons (a 2nd story window is open)


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."


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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2009, 11:19:49 PM »
WTB lockpicking or gymnastics lessons (a 2nd story window is open)
Go to a Neighbors and ask for a ladder if the window's open. =3

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2009, 11:21:33 PM »
If you can still sticky, then climb up to the window Spiderman style.

This reminds me of the time when I was locked out of my house on the last day of school 7th grade. With no key and school being a half day, no way of contacting anyone, etc., I had to sit outside for about 6 hours doing nothing until my mom came home.
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

[19:42] <Sapz> I think that's the only time I've ever seen a suicide bullet shoot its own suicide bullet

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2009, 11:27:50 PM »
Luckily for me, I get into my house via garage, since it's passcode-protected. And the door IN the garage is also passcode protected.

As for TSO, won't help out here for a few reasons =/.

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2009, 12:06:05 AM »
I have a key.

I have no idea how to give it to you, but that wasn't the question.

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2009, 12:30:18 AM »
I have a key, but the REAL question is, are you a bad enough dude to take it from me~

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2009, 12:32:47 AM »
I have two keys.
But you cannot have either one.

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2009, 12:39:29 AM »
I would laugh at you but I think you would ban me

and I did the same exact thing, once

Unless this has already been solved, just take off your shirt, wrap it around your fist, and smash the nearest 1st-floor window.
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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2009, 12:45:28 AM »
:V


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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2009, 12:47:07 AM »
I have two keys.
But you cannot have either one.
You take the red key, the story ends. You wake up on your lawn and believe whatever you want to believe.

You take the blue key, you stay in Gensokyo and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2009, 12:50:01 AM »
You take the red key, the story ends. You wake up on your lawn and believe whatever you want to believe.

You take the blue key, you stay in Gensokyo and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

You got your colors and effects mixed up.  :-\

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2009, 12:54:00 AM »
You got your colors and effects mixed up.  :-\
Last time I watched the Matrix was 5 years ago, that's my excuse. *headdesk*

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2009, 12:59:01 AM »
Oh boy do I wish I had a key. I can lockpick, though.

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2009, 02:18:02 AM »
I usually climb the window at second floor. Thief rare do that anymore though.

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2009, 02:41:18 AM »
There was no ledge beneath the open window, so I'd have to somehow learn how to scale a wall or get a 14 foot vertical.


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."


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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2009, 02:46:03 AM »
So did you eventually get back in? You can't just leave us hanging like that. :(
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

[19:42] <Sapz> I think that's the only time I've ever seen a suicide bullet shoot its own suicide bullet

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2009, 03:37:11 AM »
Hmm let's see, it's 3 hours later, and the last few posts haven't been made from a phone.  Yes I'd assume so :V


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."


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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2009, 03:44:06 AM »
Let me guess: You probated your front door? Unlocked a door that can only be unlocked through admin powers? Busted it down with the ban hammer? Took away your idiot maiden powers and found the keys? Simply program in a whole new house and force all your possessions to move over to it?
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

[19:42] <Sapz> I think that's the only time I've ever seen a suicide bullet shoot its own suicide bullet

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2009, 03:48:54 AM »
No...you just need to chant "Open Sesame!"

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2009, 04:06:02 AM »
Option R: I am the house  8)


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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2009, 04:34:30 AM »
dissolve the front wall with acid damn it, are you so lame you dunno how to do that?

also, I guessed you looked awkward staring at your house lol.

break the goddamn door. or call a locksmith already.

if the first choice is your option, use your inner power, press your shift button (I think you know which naughty spot that is) and fire.
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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2009, 04:44:33 AM »
omg, this happened to me today.

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2009, 05:03:39 AM »
Shit dude...I think I just left my key to my bathroom...and now I am locked out of my bathroom...
(damn, it is a good thing I have extras..somewhere)
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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2009, 05:39:40 AM »
Key wasn't on my keychain because my car died yesterday and I took my house key off for the tow truck.  And my dad went out of town for the weekend on a camping trip with my house key in his truck :|


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."


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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2009, 06:11:20 AM »
Key wasn't on my keychain because my car died yesterday and I took my house key off for the tow truck.  And my dad went out of town for the weekend on a camping trip with my house key in his truck :|

so I take it you followed my advice

I suppose you need a new window now, can't make an omlette without breaking a few windows!!!
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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2009, 06:14:26 AM »
Someone made an emergency call to Jill Valentine.
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