THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1

[Kips McKipzerson]

Okay there UK, you know how I said I saw your pic? I saw your role name too. I know what you really are. UvulatingKommando is actually a Lying Scum Crossdresser Roleblocker Godmother Unlimited Dayvig Ugly Ass Shaved Pussy That Shits On Your Carpet And Throws Up In Yours Shoes Terrorist House Slytherin  Lovecraftian Horror  Freud's Kevorkian Stalker Peeping Tomcat Yanderest.

I can only guess what powers this grants you but I'm pretty sure when the lynch was stopped on Day 4 because the hammer voter didn't have any clean clothes that was your fault. That smell NEVER comes out.

I mean, she claimed Lynchproof, but she doesn't want to be lynched? Come ON guys!
FFFFFFFF DORMIO QUIT TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!

My idol was a Crossdressing clown, and he was partially insane too. Some bitch name terra killed him, for no reason other then trying to make the perfect world.
You got a problem with Crossdressers, boy?

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

FFFFFFFF DORMIO QUIT TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!

I expect that by the end of these events, this will no longer be an issue.
After all, you'll have no life for me to direct. :smug:

[Conqueror]

I've seen enough here.

##Unmask: Dormio

Show your true nature!

[UncertainJakutten]

Uh huh. But we all know that HW was the HIGHLANDER role cop! You therefore you can't POSSIBLY be telling the truth.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

[Kips McKipzerson]

I've seen enough here.

##Unmask: Dormio

Show your true nature!

You shouldn't have done that.

[Doll.S CUBE]

[08:34] <DollS> Hmm
[08:34] <DollS> @choose Shadoweh or UK
[08:34] <+Keine> DollS: I choose...UK! ^_^V

Keine has spoken!

##Vote: UK

Also, ##Re-mask: Dormio

[Shadoweh]

My idol was a Crossdressing clown, and he was partially insane too. Some bitch name terra killed him, for no reason other then trying to make the perfect world.
You got a problem with Crossdressers, boy?

Kefka was the perfect Jester, and I'm pretty sure he was scum aligned, so that's just more proof.
UK = Kefka! Lynch her before she sets the world on fire!

Uh huh. But we all know that HW was the HIGHLANDER role cop! You therefore you can't POSSIBLY be telling the truth.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

I'm not a rolecop. I won't tell you everything but one of my titles is Stripper and Frisker. You can't hide anything from me my UntouchableKantankerous scum target.

This just in! VOTE FOR UK AND GET A FREE MOE MOE TUNA LOLI PLUSHIE! VOTE FIVE TIMES AND GET THE REAL SAKANA MAILED TO YOUR HOUSE! THIS IS NOT A SCAM! VOTE NOW!

[UncertainJakutten]

BUT YOU'RE CLOSE ENOUGH TO A ROLE COP TO BREAK THE HIGHLANDER RULE! Therefore you are LYING!

Also, a much better bribe!

Frigid winter's end
May only be caused by those
Voting Shadoweh

[PX]

I claim Quazzisuperumphteemth-voter, AKA I vote 20 times

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That should be hammer, right?

[HakureiSM]

Way to give even more points to your opponent with silly scams and childish plots, Shadoweh.
Everyone knows Moe Moe Tuna Loli is copyrighted, and the rights belong to the leg fetishist. No way in hell she'd allow for anyone to make such plushies.

[UncertainJakutten]

PX WHY YOU GOTTA KILL ORPHANS IN WINTER? ARE YOU A HEARTLESS SCUM!?

[PX]

According to my votecount, UK is at L+3

Totally not breaking rules by editing :V

[Conqueror]

Blatant chensaw from PX.

##Unvote
##Vote:Shadoweh

Putting on my serious face now. You've been taking it far too easy. That plus the latest series of blatant misreps is enough to change my vote for now.

UK, I'LL BE KEEPING AN EYE ON YOU.

[Omba]

This just in! VOTE FOR UK AND GET A FREE MOE MOE TUNA LOLI PLUSHIE! VOTE FIVE TIMES AND GET THE REAL SAKANA MAILED TO YOUR HOUSE! THIS IS NOT A SCAM! VOTE NOW!

You got me there, for a moment. Only scum could be heartless enough to think up a scam involving loli plushies.
Never try to trick the lolicons. :V

##Vote: Shadoweh

[Sect]

Frigid winter's end
May only be caused by those
Voting Shadoweh

I like that haiku, and it does involve the seasons. Very nice.

Unfortunately, no dice: it's actually quite warm over here in Indiana.

[UncertainJakutten]

However, Sect, that's only because of the faith I've gotten thus far, and votes for Shadoweh. It could go away any minute. Do you really want to rely on others to banish your winter!?

[DX7.EP]

Kefka was the perfect Jester, and I'm pretty sure he was scum aligned, so that's just more proof.
UK = Kefka! Lynch her before she sets the world on fire!
I'm not a rolecop. I won't tell you everything but one of my titles is Stripper and Frisker. You can't hide anything from me my UntouchableKantankerous scum target.

This just in! VOTE FOR UK AND GET A FREE MOE MOE TUNA LOLI PLUSHIE! VOTE FIVE TIMES AND GET THE REAL SAKANA MAILED TO YOUR HOUSE! THIS IS NOT A SCAM! VOTE NOW!

UK doesn't seem to have the Kefka personality (ESPECIALLY the laugh), so I don't see where your argument comes from.

Plus your Moe Tuna Loli Plush offer sounds like a Nigerian 419 scam.

Therefore:

##Unvote: UK
##Vote: Shadoweh


There you have it...for now. Your faith statements aren't exactly saving you UK.

[Kips McKipzerson]

However, Sect, that's only because of the faith I've gotten thus far, and votes for Shadoweh. It could go away any minute. Do you really want to rely on others to banish your winter!?

Faith... Reminds me of a certain goddess I know...
A certain SCAMMER goddess.
/ban UK
amidoinitrite

[UncertainJakutten]

Well, it's less faith and more votes for Shadoweh. I'm not so haughty as to chill on a mountain, letting green haired girls do all my work. I get down with the people! Was it not I who was helping my rival the other day against kips? Was it not I who pointed out, kindly, Sect's violation of the rules?

I'm a helper, pure and simple. And scum aren't!

[Hello Purvis]

I'm not seeing nearly enough bribery here.

Right now: ##VOTE: Both Killed and Mangled.

[Kips McKipzerson]

Ah, But you see, In Pescofia, There is no such thing as a pure and simple soul! Everyone is scum until proven innocent, and sadly, you proved you were ACTUALLY scum by saying you are pure!

[Shadoweh]

BUT YOU'RE CLOSE ENOUGH TO A ROLE COP TO BREAK THE HIGHLANDER RULE! Therefore you are LYING!

Also, a much better bribe!

Frigid winter's end
May only be caused by those
Voting Shadoweh

CLOSE ONLY COUNTS IN HORSESHOES AND HAND-GRENADES UK. Are you claiming to be a Bomber now?!

UncertainKiller
Locked Lily in the closet
Lynch now or lose spring

THESE PLUSHIES ARE LIES OBVSCUM

Now now, my offers of fresh delicious tuna laced cuddly buddies are 100% genuine! I knew you'd be suspicious so Haku and the Absurb Publicator can have the first two now, because I trust you as obvtown!

##Plushify: MomiSM
##Plushify: Okuu's Nuclear Fusion Photo Lab...?!

Blatant chensaw from PX.

##Unvote
##Vote:Shadoweh

Putting on my serious face now. You've been taking it far too easy. That plus the latest series of blatant misreps is enough to change my vote for now.

UK, I'LL BE KEEPING AN EYE ON YOU.

takeover king why did you do this to me. we both know only red colored people keep their eyes on things. are you confirming unsure feline as your partner on the red colored team? i do not like to take it easy. i fight hard in the name of town justice!

Well, it's less faith and more votes for Shadoweh. I'm not so haughty as to chill on a mountain, letting green haired girls do all my work. I get down with the people! Was it not I who was helping my rival the other day against kips? Was it not I who pointed out, kindly, Sect's violation of the rules?

I'm a helper, pure and simple. And scum aren't!

You never helped me against the Jester! You just made that =D face at me! You were buddying up to Purvis so he wouldn't notice you kidnapping Letty and stealing her role! We both know you have no power over winter on your own. LYNCH UK AND FREE THE ELEMENTS!

[HakureiSM]

* Haku reports post for piracy, delivers counterfeit Tunaplush to righteous owner Ruro.

LULO THEY BE STEALIN FROM YOU

[DX7.EP]

* EP gets fake plush tuna loli that is apparently filled with cardboard bits and made of stained old shirts

[Shadoweh]

>_> Shadoweh's goods are checked for quality assurance at every pit stop. Do not deny the power of the Tunabear! Your insistances make me suspect your alignments are in line with the dreaded last scum in an unholy UncertainSM Photo Lab alliance!

Listen not to those that doubt! Follow the true path to salvation! VOTE UNRELIABLEKRACKLEPOP FOR OBVSCUM!

[Alfred F. Jones]

DAMNIT YOU FUCKERS WHAT PART OF I AM SCUM DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND

##AMAKAKERU RYU NO HIRAMEKI: SAKURA RUROUNI

[HakureiSM]

The part where I still can't play mafia and don't get shit of it :derp:

And dey still be piratin ur Tunalolis. I don't even get a thank you for telling. :<

[DX7.EP]

>_> Shadoweh's goods are checked for quality assurance at every pit stop. Do not deny the power of the Tunabear! Your insistances make me suspect your alignments are in line with the dreaded last scum in an unholy UncertainSM Photo Lab alliance!

Listen not to those that doubt! Follow the true path to salvation! VOTE UNRELIABLEKRACKLEPOP FOR OBVSCUM!

Ugh, calling the plush a Tunabear? Forget putting this in the nursery even if it was legitimate.
UncertainSM Photo Lab alliance, you say? Well hello, Conquesect Kippadoweh Faction!

As for the last part, all of a sudden it turns religious. This is a obvscum argument, from what I've seen, when they're getting close to the edge of defeat.

    (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

On the other hand, I can help you with this.
Repeat after me: 아ㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏ ~

The part where I still can't play mafia and don't get shit of it :derp:

Same here. Maybe this will change things....

[Alfred F. Jones]

And dey still be piratin ur Tunalolis. I don't even get a thank you for telling. :<

No, no, thank you very much, Haku. ilu. <3

[HakureiSM]

<3

UncertainSM Photo Lab alliance

I really really like this. Can we get a usergroup with this name :3