THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1

[UncertainJakutten]

Yeah, I read. Works well enough I guess. I'm kind of scared of your attachment but don't feel like trying to figure out the password.

[DX7.EP]

Yeah, I read. Works well enough I guess. I'm kind of scared of your attachment but don't feel like trying to figure out the password.

Don't worry about it. As I said, I have lost the password(s?) to its contents to damned squirrrels. As I said GlaDOS-style, make no attempt to solve it.

[Iryan]

You know, if anybody else wants to decide over my vote, my offer still stands.  :3

[Shadoweh]

Is it me or are you giving the potentially wrong idea about this? Oh wait, damn you American stories about freedom fighters rising against oppressors.

Unlike the valiant freedom fighters, like myself, who rambo for the good of the nation, UK is an evil terrorist who fights to turn Touhou into a yaoi fanfic and outlaw kittens. See, she's trying to lynch this face. Could you lynch this face? No, you cannot. The only one who could lynch me is SCUM! True Facts.

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

who rambo

This interests me.
Please elaborate and if I get a reasonable response, I may be willing to switch my vote.

[HakureiSM]

Gee, this place sure has long days :derp:

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

Mafiascum has longer days, apparently.

[Suikama]

Gee, this place sure has long days :derp:

Kyon-kun denwa

[Alfred F. Jones]

UK is an evil terrorist who fights to turn Touhou into a yaoi fanfic

.... wait, really?

>_>

<_<

##Unvote
##Vote: Shadoweh

[Moerin]

UK is an evil terrorist who fights to turn Touhou into a yaoi fanfic

...Wait how is this bad again?

##Unvote

##Vote: Shadoweh

...Not that this changes anything at all, just gives me more incentive.  Getting let out of the cellar and yaoi~?  This is gonna be my best... Day... EVER~! ^___^

[Sect]

UK is an evil terrorist who fights to turn Touhou into a yaoi fanfic

You, um, you do remember who wrote the second challenge for you and Kips, right?

##Unvote
##Vote: Shadoweh

[Thata no Guykoro]

I request a votecount!

[PX]

1 day left, someone must get lynched.

##Vote: Shadoweh

[Shadoweh]

.... wait, really?
>_>
<_<

##Unvote
##Vote: Shadoweh

Yes, but all Man-Yumemi appearances were replaced by Man-Mima. Mima is the only PC-98 character UK cares about. A truly scummy point of view.

You, um, you do remember who wrote the second challenge for you and Kips, right?
##Unvote
##Vote: Shadoweh

Well I do. I know UK never read it, or learned anything about how sexy Lord Tenma's abs are. So.. he's probably not making any appearances.

PX, Keine has a message for you.
<Swhaydohehs> @choose vote for Shadoweh or vote for UK
<%EX-Keine-tan> Swhaydohehs: I choose...vote for UK! ^_^V

[Pesco]

##Eat PX

Vote count

UK (11): Colt, theshim, DollS, Sakana, Reddyne, capt H, Conqueror, UK, HW, K4u, Hourai(L-14)

Shadoweh (11): Berzul, Amaterasu, Dormio, That Guy, HakuSM, Arashi, Moerin, Kips, Zakeri, Ruro, Sect (L-13)

2 alive, 25 votes to lynch
Over 12 + 48 hours remain

##Vote UK

[UncertainJakutten]

All right, let's give this Septette thing a try here. We'll see how far I get.

[UncertainJakutten]

HOLY SHIT IT ALMOST SOUNDS DECENT WITH THE ACTUAL MUSIC! I make a couple mistakes that are fairly obvious, and some notes I just refused to try to hit. Let me save as mp3 and see how it sounds.

[UncertainJakutten]

All right, it sounds decent. You can tell I'm struggling at first, but I actually seem to start doing ok as I get into it. I'm a little quiet on the chorus, partially because I wasn't singing as loudly. You can still actually HEAR me though. There Hele, hopefully my charismatic singingishness will gain your vote for Shadoweh!

The best part is where I actually talk and you can see about how much higher I'm trying to sing compared to my voice .

As a bonus my next post will have a properly balanced Kokoro.

[UncertainJakutten]

Eh...this kind of sucks, but here is Kokoro. And that's my singing for today.

[Janitor Morgan]

Sounds quite nice, UK. Hopefully your voice recovers soon; maybe there'll be more singing! :3

##Vote: Shadoweh

[Zengar Zombolt]

Jegus okay
##Unvote
##Vote: Shadoweh

[Helepolis]

UncertainKitten what is this....




















... This is a tribute!

Shadoweh, while you indeed did a RP post (and a very funny one tbh, Also I lol'd how I appeared in your bed :V), HOWEVER, you turned me into a QB. Unforgivable! Only scums would do such a thing!

[DX7.EP]

Nicely done!

##Vote: Shadoweh
UncertainSM...uh, Photo Lab Alliance again?

[Helepolis]

[21:40:13] <Pesco> Hele your vote doesn't count

そうーなのかー？

##Vote Shadoweh

[Pesco]

##Eat Helepolis

[UncertainJakutten]

Pesco, quit cheatan.

##Load Dice: Rumia

[Shadoweh]

UK stop using your Siren powers to lure people into your coral reef of doom! >.<

Shadoweh, while you indeed did a RP post (and a very funny one tbh, Also I lol'd how I appeared in your bed :V), HOWEVER, you turned me into a QB. Unforgivable! Only scums would do such a thing!

Don't call Pesco a scum! No wonder Rumia ate you!

Hey Dormio dis is for u

A QUICK GUIDE ON EFFECTIVE RAMBO IN MAFIA BY DORMIO SHADOWEH

1. Don't roll anything but a vig.
This step is important. If you roll doctor, you're destined to end up the N1 kill like Kilga.

2. Ignore the wagons.
You don't have time to give a fuck who everyone else is voting WHEN YOU NEED TO SPEND THE DAY REREADING EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF TEXT EVERY PLAYER HAS EVER WRITTEN. IS A TOWNIE CLAIMING A NARROWED DOWN SCUM LIST? IGNORE IT. YOU DO NOT GIVE A FUCK.

3. Do not communicate with town.
Silence is golden. Remember this rule, and remember it well. You need to concentrate on who you're vigging damnit. You can't waste precious second(s) communicating your scum pics to people when you could be chasing down crucial scummy evidence!

4. Don't wait for any townies before you shoot.
There are only like 2 powers that can help you kill someone, compared to like 5 powers that stop you from blowing up who you want. Not waiting for anyone will save you from out of nowhere roleblocks when you're arguing 5vs1 about who you want to kill.

5. Make sure your name is Kitten4u.
If you do not want to fail during your ramboing town attempt, this is the most important step. Disregarding this step will result in unavoidable failure.

[UncertainJakutten]

Shadoweh, you're doin it rong. That's way too many steps for someone who is Ramboing in mafia. You assume that you even have time to THINK about such things while shooting. THIS IS THE WAY OF FAILURE!

What you REALLY do is

Step 1: Roll vig. Anything else is DEAD PARROT! For if you do not have the vig, you will be vigged.
Step 2: Make one single post in the mafia topic. This may be your confirm post. Most importantly, it should contain the ##Kill: action. PX is a great target for this.
Step 3: Coast for the rest of the game because even if you miss scum, who's going to lynch a day vig? Especially a RAMBO day vig?

[Pesco]

UK stop using your Siren powers to lure people into your coral reef of doom! >.<Don't call Pesco a scum! No wonder Rumia ate you!

Hey Dormio dis is for u

A QUICK GUIDE ON EFFECTIVE RAMBO IN MAFIA BY DORMIO SHADOWEH

1. Don't roll anything but a vig.
This step is important. If you roll doctor, you're destined to end up the N1 kill like Kilga.

2. Ignore the wagons.
You don't have time to give a fuck who everyone else is voting WHEN YOU NEED TO SPEND THE DAY REREADING EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF TEXT EVERY PLAYER HAS EVER WRITTEN. IS A TOWNIE CLAIMING A NARROWED DOWN SCUM LIST? IGNORE IT. YOU DO NOT GIVE A FUCK.

3. Do not communicate with town.
Silence is golden. Remember this rule, and remember it well. You need to concentrate on who you're vigging damnit. You can't waste precious second(s) communicating your scum pics to people when you could be chasing down crucial scummy evidence!

4. Don't wait for any townies before you shoot.
There are only like 2 powers that can help you kill someone, compared to like 5 powers that stop you from blowing up who you want. Not waiting for anyone will save you from out of nowhere roleblocks when you're arguing 5vs1 about who you want to kill.

5. Make sure your name is Kitten4u.
If you do not want to fail during your ramboing town attempt, this is the most important step. Disregarding this step will result in unavoidable failure.

Fail Rambo guide.

This is how you do it
1. Roll SK. That's the true Rambo of Rambos in mafia because this fucker takes on the game ALONE and wins.
2. Wagons are your hitlist. Especially if they were on your wagon.
3. You tell the Town who is the boss around here. You make sure they're either with you or they're dead.
4. If a Townie cuts your post to make you choo choo on a fucking train, you shoot the dumbass for getting in your way.
5. Make sure your name is Dormio. Because nobody else can make the best posts and vig a known bomb like he can.

[Iryan]

* Iryan takes a look at these guides *

...a strange game. The only winning move is not to- ALL HAIL PESCO!