Preparing this post took me like 45minutes. >.< However, everything for the sake of the Mistress!----- Results, submissions and judgement -----
Dormio Submission Submission 2 Submission 3Text: I have no idea if I'm doing it right, just trying to mimic the mistress and her sister's EoSD poses. Also, the timestamps are wrong as my camera is set to the wrong date. Just took that as proof etc.
Kitte[Z]4u SubmissionEvarist Trancell Submission Submission 2Text: Clearly you must use this (2nd) instead. But if you don't plz to not disqualify me ;;
Iryan SubmissionText: Required image and accompanying few lines: The question every maid always has on her mind is: How could any being be as graceful and charismatic as our beloved Lady Scarlet?
Now, I was the first of us to attempt a scientific analysis of this mesmerizing phenomenon. My research is far from conclusive, but I think I have established a few theories.
Firstly, imitating The Mistress's characteristic elegant pose does not automatically release toxic red bromine gas, as I would have assumed. This also means that my precautions were largely unjustified. Secondly, although I could of course never hope to achieve beauty anywhere close to that of our Mistress, one cannot deny her pose's universal charisma-amplifying properties, even in protective gear.
It seems I will have to investigate this phenomenon even further...
DormioErgoSum SubmissionText: There's my submission. I DID IT FOR YOU, HELEPOLIS, REJOICE. - Infinity
Keine Kamishirdjawa SubmissionText: The Scarlet Devil Mansion, due to the events of Maribel Quest, has been understaffed. All of the fairy maids have raided the pantry and fled, leaving Miss Izayoi as the only one doing any cleaning for Lady Scarlet. Thus, as a Janitor, I take it upon myself to assist Miss Izayoi in any way I can! Good God it was hard to balance the broom and Swiffer mop and (try to) do the hand pose at the same time ;_;
DularThis is what M'lady sees when she does the pose.
SubmissionThis is what M'lady wishes she could see when she does the pose.
Submission 2Rou, You Can SubmissionText: Apologies in advance.
Tapsa Submission
Meet, the three honoured charismatic guests of the Scarlet Mansion.
Lady Arashi, Sir Purvis & Gentleman Sapz.Miss Arashi is known for her charismatic speeches, artistic works and has a wonderful taste for fashion. Her smooth appearance makes any boy falter. A truly respected guest.
Sir Purvis. His footsteps tell a thousand words. His words tell even more words. Charisma is dropping with buckets. Another truly respected guest.
Sir Sapz is known to be fast, hard working. He has trained a lot of idiots trying to achieve the same comfortable charismatic speech style. Sapz has thousands of followers, they look like the daltons but infact they are hard working bee youkais. Do not mess with this person, otherwise he will land with his UFO on your house.
Enough introduction! They have reviewed your attempts to spread the Charismatic Pose.
Dormio:
- Charisma: I like the inclusion of Flandre, especially a moderately cute one. 7
- Artistic: 6.5
- Average: 6.75
K4U:
- Charisma: Ooooooh pretty. *_* 8
- Artistic: 9
- Average: 8.5
Trance:
- Charisma: Traaaaaaance. You know I <3 you but there's simply nothing special to this. ;_; (Well, there's the addition of the Remi wings and hat but I'm considering that under artistic. :3) 6.5
- Artistic: 8
- Average: 7.25
Iryan:
- Charisma: Of course it doesn't release toxic red bromine gas, Br2 is liquid at room temperature (and as a vampire, Remi's probably not exactly warm-blooded anymore...). >=| But your creativity, zeal for SCIENCE!, and proper safety precautions make up for the fundamental flaw. 9
- Artistic: 6.5
- Average: 7.75
rdj:
- Charisma: Your eagerness to help out around the mansion has been duly noted~ 8
- Artistic: 6.5
- Average: 7.25
Dular:
- Charisma: Somehow I don't think this quite meets the condition of "respect[ing] the EoSD characters"... (Though I personally wouldn't mind seeing some nice not-loli Remi art.) 3
- Artistic: 6.5
- Average: 4.75
Rou:
- Charisma: I lol'd. Especially once I noticed the actual tea hiding there. 8
- Artistic: 8
- Average: 8
Dormino
Here we see a rare group photo of Flandre and Remilia together. These instances are because Flandre is rather hard on the cameras; it's the flash what does it. As we can see, though, Remilia really isn't feeling it in this one, the charisma is more like a weak gang sign. But the expression is quite consistent.
Charimsa: 6.9
Artistic: 6.5
Average: 6,7
Kitte[Z]4u
REMILIA GET OUT OF BLINGEE NOW. YOU HAVE GOTTEN SPARKLES EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD! IT'S IN YOUR EYES! YOU NEED A DOCTOR! SAKUYA CLEAN THIS UP RIGHT NOW!
Charimsa: 9
Artistic: 9
Average: 9
Evarist Trancell
Look at this Mafia pimp, all dolled up in a pinstripe shirt and flashing gang signs. Remilia's takin' it to the streets. And lookit that meganekko business going on. Its a shame, though, that she didn't get all the icing off her wings after Flandre blew up that cake.
Charisma: 8.5
Artistic: 8
Average: 8,25
Iryan
Here we see Remilia hard at work on her next project. Notice the protective measures she's taken against the possibility of working well into the morning. Her hat, one notices, barely makes a dent in her protective coverings. Truly, we see charisma is in the person and not the ornaments.
Charisma: 10
Artistic: 6.5
Average: 8,25
Keine Kamishirdjawa
Even when the kitchen is on fire, there is time for Charisma. Despite the choke smoke and possible fumes from the cleaning chemicals under the sink, we can see there is not much time left before the whole thing is a loss and the mansion itself is burning out of control. But still, there is charisma. But there needs to be a fire extinguisher as well.
Charsima: 9
Artistic: 6.5
Average: 7,75
Dular
SO VERY CHEEKY! ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE US THE VAPORS? WELL YOU SUCCEEDED!
Charisma: 10
Artistic: 7
Average: 8,5
Rou, You Can
The eternal struggle, Mistress vs Tea. Like an eternal wheel. Always spinning. One chasing the other. Like the moon and the stars. Tome and Jerry. A dog and the car. Such mysteries of the universe. Try and understand them, but can you? Nope, they're mysteries.
Charisma: 8
Artistic: 9
Average: 8,5
Dormio
A little plain, but nice nonetheless, and fulfiled the requirements. Bonus points for grabbing a Flandre to pose with you! Having her with Flan's hair is a very cool touch, so some charisma points there.
Charisma: 5.5
Artistic: 6.5 (no bonus)
Average: 6.0
Kitte[Z]4u
Okay, this is really cool. Lots of artistic points here, the effect you've managed with this is really awesome, I can hardly tell where the original photo starts and ends. Very accurate, badass background, and charisma + for the cool expression and red eyes.
Charisma: 7.5
Artistic: 9.0 (+2.5 bonus)
Average: 8.25
Evarist Trancell
Flicking through the two images quickly and watching Trance do a HIGH SPEED VAMPIRE TRANSFORMATION is pretty excellent. A little plain again, but artistic + for the hat/wings, and + charisma for the shirt.
Charisma: 4.5
Artistic: 7.0 (+0.5 bonus)
Average: 5.75
Iryan
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. So charismatic! So mysterious! SO TERRIFYING. I was somehow unsurprised to see Iryan taking the scientific approach. :V I quite enjoyed the little report, too.
Negative artistic bonus for the... whatever the hell you're wearing on your head (though I approve of the safety glasses being worn anyway on general principle), and charisma maxed out for making me crack up.
Charisma: 10.0
Artistic: 4.0 (+ -2.5 bonus)
Average: 7.0
DormioErgoSum
I was blinded by the artistic beauty of this piece, which did not make me best pleased. >:| Being better than me at using Paint ticked me off, too. Some points for getting the pose and the wings, I suppose.
Charisma: 2.0
Artistic: 6.5 (no bonus)
And by divine mandate of Helepolis...
Average: GUNGNIR'D/10
Keine Kamishirdjawa
Nice to see you're keeping up the excellent Janitor work. I am confident the SDM would benefit from modern cleaning apparatus! You may well get a job there as commander general hygeine technician-in-chief. Charisma + for the balancing act!
Charisma: 5.0
Artistic: 6.5 (no bonus)
Average: 5.75
Dular
...Did you take these pictures with your teeth, by any chance? The lack of charisma established by not taking a proper portrait picture is somewhat cancelled out by the, ahem... inherent assets of the second picture.
Charisma: 6.5
Artistic: 6.5
And for implying rather rude things about the mistress...
Average: GUNGNIR'D/10
Rou, You Can
God damn, man, that is a pretty respectable amount of mugs in the background! I highly approve. Not that much else to say here... artistic + for the highly convincing Remilia face, charisma + for being an indisputably classy, caffeinated gentleman.
Charisma: 6.0
Artistic: 6.5 (no bonus)
Average: 6.25
Tapsa
While you didn't fulfil the requirements, this is... quite an interesting submission. Honestly, I have no idea what's going on here. The dudes in the back look like badasses, though. Artistic points for the obvious effort put in. As for charisma... err, the bearded Remilia seems to have my charismometer confused. It's smoking slightly.
Charisma: ???
Artistic: 8.0 (+1.5 bonus)
And once again...
Average: GUNGNIR'D/10
Awesome submissions, people! These were really fun to look at. I found K4u's in particular was really impressive, and Iryan's was really hilarious. :V
The princesses whom's fate got decided.Idiot Princess Tapsa. Vandalism is considered a crime. Not only you have caused trouble inside the mansion, you have also defiled the mistress and as a result you got gungnired while doing so. You should be honoured you got killed by her own hands, as the Mistress does not quickly kill off her maidens. Your corpse will be collected by Kaenbyo Nya disposal inc. Do not worry, I am sure Komachi can help you ferry over the Sanzu River.
Idiot Princess DormioErgosum. The charismatic pose is not visible, at all. For this ignorance you shall suffer from a very slow and painful death.
Idiot Princess Dular. At first glance, we were surprised by the POV technique being used. However, your following up picture almost caused a "Red the Nightless" inside the mansion, which is very dangerous. We could barely calm down the Mistress.
The mistress has decided the following about your fate:
Idiot Princess Drake. You ignored the direct command from the SDM officers and will be exiled from the mansion. Though because of your good intentions, you will be only stripped and not killed. Please make sure you find a place at the Myoren temple quickly.
Submission:
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/9419/020811230900.jpg &
http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/4598/img0627zs.jpgIdiot Princess cranialCrustacean. You too will be exiled from the mansion for ignoring the deadlines. Your work did not get reviewed because you were late. May Reimu protect you for being lazy when you wander around near the Nameless Hill.
Submission:
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/7817/ipchallenge1.jpg
Standings
Information regarding Mission 2 will be following soon.
