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~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => Topic started by: UncertainJakutten on April 14, 2011, 05:06:29 PM

Title: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 14, 2011, 05:06:29 PM
What has happened to the glorious CPMC days of old?
Where has the arena gone?
Why do we no longer collate our gladitorial battles of idiocy in one thread?
Who is responsible for this TRAVESTY and MORAL DECAY that has taken over CPMC!?
When will the downtrodden people CRY OUT and DEMAND their idiot challenges!?
HOW WILL WE RECTIFY THIS GRIEVOUS ERROR!?


(http://www.portalprelude.com/images/news/challengers.jpg)


S'right, I finally am back in the idiot pantheon, so I gotta challenge my betters as usual. And Shadoweh has interested me. So...I CHALLENGE YOU TO IDIOT MAIDENRY, SHADOWEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Also general challenge thread since we got lots of IPs.)
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: DX7.EP on April 14, 2011, 05:09:01 PM
:ohdear:
Already another IP/IM duel, while the Shadoweh-Kips one is still going on (somewhat)?

...time to get the popcorn and start calling enemies. :munch:
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: Tengukami on April 14, 2011, 05:09:52 PM
There's only one IM at the moment, so I think I'll just spectate. Glad that you went straight to challenging someone, though!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: ふとくていなねこじょおう on April 14, 2011, 05:10:18 PM
Hopefully I'll keep up with this one.

Until then...

 :munch:
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 14, 2011, 05:13:35 PM
Of course Ammy, can't be sitting on my laurels, and I told Shadoweh I was planning to test her skills if I got back in the pantheon~.

I do expect I'll have to wait until Kips is done for this to go through, but never a bad idea to state intent.

Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: Pesco on April 14, 2011, 05:16:17 PM
I have interest in setting this one.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 14, 2011, 05:17:22 PM
I don't have to sign any contracts, do I?

/me looks at Pesco suspiciously
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: Sect on April 14, 2011, 05:17:45 PM
Hm... what's the usual response... ah, there we go.

http://i597.photobucket.com/albums/tt56/haeun0719/Orin80.gif

<Rain Lindwurm> What the poster after you said.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 14, 2011, 05:20:04 PM
Too big Sect. You'll want to hyperlink or shrink it. Course a shrine janitor will probably do it for you.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 14, 2011, 05:24:37 PM
Grabbing my popcorn. We're overloading Shadowehy with IP challenges, eh?
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 14, 2011, 05:27:54 PM
Yeah, except she'll actually have to try this time. But, hey, at least you gave her...um...well, not quite a warm up but...um...you got her off the couch I guess? Yeah, that's about right~.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: Pesco on April 14, 2011, 05:29:13 PM
The contest will be familiar territory to the both of you. I'll put up the actual contest when she's around.

But in the meantime, role PMs are going out.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 14, 2011, 05:30:00 PM
Oh God not Confrontation Mafia Mark II! Hope it's more entertaining this time :P.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: Esifex on April 14, 2011, 05:30:49 PM
Yeah, except she'll actually have to try this time. But, hey, at least you gave her...um...well, not quite a warm up but...um...you got her off the couch I guess? Yeah, that's about right~.

MAD BURN
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 14, 2011, 05:32:31 PM
MAD BURN
Isnt burning a couch arsony?
you criminal you

edit: fuck autocorrect. "Isnt burning a couch arsonist?"
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: Yukarin on April 14, 2011, 05:53:45 PM
Hurr I don't have autocorrect.

I'mma watch from the sidelines.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: Reddyne on April 14, 2011, 05:58:50 PM
Cripes! I'm not even done intervening in the previous challenge! What the heck?!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: Pesco on April 14, 2011, 06:05:02 PM
Role PMs are out. I know you guys have questions but just chill until I post the contest.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 14, 2011, 06:09:33 PM
Role PMs are out. I know you guys have questions but just chill until I post the contest.
##Vote:Pesco
We all know you truly arent the GM!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: HakureiSM on April 14, 2011, 06:31:28 PM
Who is responsible for this TRAVESTY and MORAL DECAY that has taken over CPMC!?
I'd say it's the commies (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,8946.0.html).

Yeah, except she'll actually have to try this time. But, hey, at least you gave her...um...well, not quite a warm up but...um...you got her off the couch I guess? Yeah, that's about right~.
Ouch. That was delicious.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: Berzul on April 14, 2011, 06:44:28 PM
I'd say it's the commies.
The struggle of classes will continue, as longest there is private property. Commonwealth will ensure everyone's equality, rather than having those with means of production exploiting the working class. We want to make the world a better place, comrades for you, and for MOTHER KAPPA!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Pesco on April 14, 2011, 07:41:46 PM
UK vs Shadoweh

One of these two is the true idiot. But they're not any kind of idiot. One is a Village Idiot (http://mafiascum.net/wiki/index.php?title=Village_Idiot) and the other is ObvScum. Present your best cases to prove that you are not scum!

Rules

1. The day phase lasts for 120 hours from the time of this post.
2. You begin in Lynch or Lose. One of UK or Shadoweh must be lynched. Or both of them will lose if there is no lynch reached.
3. Anyone can vote by posting ##Vote <contestant name>. If you vote for arbitrary stuff, I'm not counting it. You can take your vote off by posting ##Unvote.
4. Some people have abilities stated in their role PM. All abilities may only be used once, unless otherwise stated.
5. Play to win. Have fun. Don't be a Seniwac.

Votes
UK: None
Shadoweh: None

2 alive, 25 votes to lynch.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 14, 2011, 07:44:21 PM
I accept, by the way :p I think I'm going to actually wake up before reading over my TRAITOROUS PARTNER'S content
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 14, 2011, 07:48:43 PM
So, wait, we're proving we AREN'T scum? That's rather survivalist, I think! And you know what scum want to do? Survive >=[! Townie deaths have far less impact on their team than scum deaths, so scum have a FAR more vested interest in survival. Not to mention the fact that when a mafioso dies, their posts can be farmed for connections. I have no such thing to fear, so I see no need to defend myself. However, I am fully willing to tell you why Shadoweh is scum.

First, she's been lurking all thread. Remember what I said about connections to their scumbuddies? She hasn't make a SINGLE POST all game! This is scummy, folks! Lynch all lurkers!

Secondly, she's been picking on newbs. Take a look at the Shadoweh vs. Kips thread. Kips is a wonderful new member of CPMC, and Shadoweh just had to force a lynch on him for playing badly. Guess what folks! He flipped town!

Finally, notice how her role of Idiot Princess has been upgraded to Idiot Maiden. Now, I'm not sure if I claimed this before, but I'm a cop, and I investigated TSO last night. I got a guilty on her. However, she was handing out motivations as per her Idiot Deity role. AND SHADOWEH IS THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT MOTIVATED TO IP!

Shadoweh is obviously scum, and as such, I will be voting her in this lylo.

##Vote Shadoweh
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 14, 2011, 07:50:02 PM
Oh, it looks like I got cut by Shadoweh active lurking. Look at that post, first she tries to buddy to me, and then says she has to reread? WELL WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING DURING THE ENTIRE GAME!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Conqueror on April 14, 2011, 07:54:13 PM
UK forgot to vote Pesco, obvscum trying to dodge her meta and force a lynch.

##Vote: The Least Kittan Ammy In The World
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 14, 2011, 07:56:47 PM
Oh, but I voted him D1, Conquerer. It's just in another thread because the last one reached 34 pages.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 14, 2011, 08:02:59 PM
spoilers:
a village idiot can be scum too
But you didnt hear it from me. also I thought pesco was kidding about sending role PM's

Also ##Vote: The Least Ammy Kitten In The World because there are no cops
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 14, 2011, 08:04:25 PM
Oh yeah? Are you counterclaiming me, Kips? Better full claim if it's gonna be like that!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 14, 2011, 08:05:31 PM
Finally, notice how her role of Idiot Princess has been upgraded to Idiot Maiden. Now, I'm not sure if I claimed this before, but I'm a cop, and I investigated TSO last night. I got a guilty on her. However, she was handing out motivations as per her Idiot Deity role. AND SHADOWEH IS THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT MOTIVATED TO IP!

God damn I'm not even done re-reading but I can't let this fly, what is this I don't even. LEARN TO READ UK TSO USED HER ROLE ON TRANCE god why do I have to deal with this shit.

I was going to vote for Pesco over you! I know he's a confirmed bulletproof tracker musicboxman but he was so obviously gambitting it's not even funny! But you know what? That's gone now! It's you! We already saw Zak was the cop when he died Night 0, 1, 4, 7 and 10!

YOU WERE ON THE KIPS WAGON TOO SO DON'T BLAME ME IF HE WAS TOWN YOU SLIMY SPHYNX. Guess what my role is? I got to see your role's accompanying pic. IF ANYONE THINKS YOU'RE TOWN AFTER THIS THEY SHOULD VIG THEMSELVES.

(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/3549/uksopretty.th.png) (http://img26.imageshack.us/i/uksopretty.png/)

Yeah. UK for Obvscum. UncertainKitten? MORE LIKE UNCERTAINKILLER AMIRIGHT
##VOTE UNCERTAINKITTEN
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Conqueror on April 14, 2011, 08:05:46 PM
I can't see this other thread, so I have no idea what you're talking about, ze ~. So direct in your very first post in this thread, that's the issue. Throwing out votes that are supposed to be serious when we're still in RVS. That's no excuse for forcing a bad case on someone. I will impose my justice on the scum who would dare to lynch the Village Idiot ahead of the Scum!

Also, Kips is softclaiming?

Cut: Oh no you didn't.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Pesco on April 14, 2011, 08:06:59 PM
I was going to vote for Pesco over you! I know he's a confirmed bulletproof tracker musicboxman but he was so obviously gambitting it's not even funny!

I'm actually a vanilla townie.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 14, 2011, 08:12:24 PM
@Shadoweh 29: Ah, but you see, Trance was motivated to Idiot Deity! That means they turn into co mods and have no effect on the game! Trance was a Town Comoderator! TSO is a Fallen Comoderater with motivation powers! However, IDIOT MAIDENS STAY IN THE GAME WITH TWICE AS MUCH POWER! And Scum TSO conferred that to you!

Also, you assume that there's only one cop in a PESCO GAME? Don't you remember when HW the role cop found out that Zak was an INSANE COP :O? Clearly I'm a sane cop by process of elimination!

And your memory is WAY OFF! To investigate Kips, which I wanted to do on D2, I had to have my vote on him at the end of the day. And then you just VIGGED him out of nowhere! WITHOUT EVEN WAITING FOR THE TOWN TO OK IT! Of course he flipped town. But your dayvig shenanigans DON'T CONVINCE ME!

Also, here's the relevant quote from the first thread, Conquerer

Also, ##Vote Pesco. Wait, hear me out guys. Pesco knows who the scum are...and WON'T TELL THE TOWN! THEREFORE HE MUST BE IN LEAGUE WITH THEM
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 14, 2011, 08:14:27 PM
I am the cop, yes. Now, Hand me some donuts and I may look over your crimes.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 14, 2011, 08:16:06 PM
But it's lylo with just Shadoweh and myself alive! You flipped Town Distraction! Quit making things up and vote Shadoweh scum!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Sect on April 14, 2011, 08:17:23 PM
You slipped up, UK. You claim that you're a Sane Cop, yet Pesco said that you are either a Village Idiot or an Obvious Scum.

##Vote UncertainKitten
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 14, 2011, 08:18:09 PM
But it's lylo with just Shadoweh and myself alive! You flipped Town Distraction! Quit making things up and vote Shadoweh scum!
Exactly. But when did I claim I was alive?!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 14, 2011, 08:20:14 PM
But you can't be a cop AND Town Distraction

@Sect 35: Ah, but you see, Village Idiot is only my alignment, NOT MY ROLE :O. Not a slip at all!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Berzul on April 14, 2011, 08:22:31 PM
hmm I don't believe claims with rather... no meaning who is who, since they both have equal chance to win and lose. Right now...

##Vote Shadoweh

You know why? That person who claims to be a female, have less Momiji atm... Things can change in time...
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 14, 2011, 08:23:53 PM
But you can't be a cop AND Town Distraction

@Sect 35: Ah, but you see, Village Idiot is only my alignment, NOT MY ROLE :O. Not a slip at all!
Oh okay then that makes perfect sense
##Unvot-WAIT A MINUTE
You didnt give me my donut. You are under arrest pal.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Conqueror on April 14, 2011, 08:25:08 PM
I am the cop, yes. Now, Hand me some donuts and I may look over your crimes.

A lively young Townie named Kippers.
Talked himself into a bit of a corner.
Don't lynch me, he cried!
I'm a Sane Cop, he lied!
But then he got hammered and flipped Jester.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on April 14, 2011, 08:25:20 PM
Claiming to be a kitten and then having a wolf-avatar? Yeah right, that's pretty fishy and a clear case of wolf in kitten's clothing.

##Vote UK
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 14, 2011, 08:27:17 PM
A lively young Townie named Kippers.
Talked himself into a bit of a corner.
Don't lynch me, he cried!
I'm a Sane Cop, he lied!
But then he got hammered and flipped Jester.

welp
Least I get a colorful hat  :derp:
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Tengukami on April 14, 2011, 08:28:51 PM
I know y'all are fooled by UK's activity in this thread, but don't be. She's acting like obvscum to make you think she is. "Oh but Ammy," you say, "wouldn't so transparent a strategy be instantly figured out by anyone spending more than 3 minutes on the Mafia Wikipedia article"? That's exactly what she'd want you to think.

Dupes, all of you.

##Vote: Shadoweh
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 14, 2011, 08:35:40 PM
Fine, Kips, here! Have an ectoplasmic donut

##Pass: Ectoplasmic Donut: Kips

Don't say the force never did nothin' for you!

And can we TRULY trust the opinion of a fish...that ALSO has a wolf in his avatar :O!?
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 14, 2011, 08:37:45 PM
Fine, Kips, here! Have an ectoplasmic donut

##Pass: Ectoplasmic Donut: Kips

Don't say the force never did nothin' for you!

And can we TRULY trust the opinion of a fish...that ALSO has a wolf in his avatar :O!?
Hey, My mom was a White wolf tengu and my father was an amphibian. Is there something wrong with my race?

##Proceed to much on: Ectoplasmic Donut

Keeping my vote on kitten, because, well, I think I've already posted why.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 14, 2011, 08:39:16 PM
You continue to claim to be Ammy when the fad has already died, and yet quickly adopt the Momiji fad.

##Vote: UK

On another note, this isn't a bad intro to Mafia.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 14, 2011, 08:42:32 PM
Actually, because I'm still sticking to my Ammy claim, you should be voting Shadoweh. I'm at least staying consistent, and even when being an Ammy causes me to stand out, sticking to it! Scum would drop it as soon as it became unpopular, because they don't want to attract attention!

Also, I'm sorry it wasn't clear Kips, the fish comment was to Sakana.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on April 14, 2011, 08:44:19 PM
And can we TRULY trust the opinion of a fish...that ALSO has a wolf in his avatar :O!?
Heh, nowhere do I claim to be a fi--
"Librarian Tuna-loli"
Well....
weeeeeell.....
What if I say my father was a wolf...?
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Iryan on April 14, 2011, 08:47:20 PM
Heh, nowhere do I claim to be a fi--
"Librarian Tuna-loli"
Well....
weeeeeell.....
What if I say my father was a wolf...?
OBJECTION!

Even though canis lupus has been reintroduced to east germany a few years ago, it was not until years after your supposed date of birth, so you have to have lied about something.

I always knew there was something fishy about you...

##Vote: Sakana
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Prody on April 14, 2011, 08:48:11 PM
I've never seen Bardiche post out of that game board. I thought it would be entertaining to image the near impossible.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 14, 2011, 08:50:47 PM
Vote for Shadoweh, Iryan! She's the scum that Scumkana is shielding!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: Pesco on April 14, 2011, 08:50:59 PM
Vote count

UK (6): Conqueror, Kips, Shadoweh, Sect, Sakana, EP (L-19)

Shadoweh (3): UK, Berzul, Amaterasu (L-22)

2 alive, 25 votes to lynch
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 14, 2011, 08:52:07 PM
Heh, nowhere do I claim to be a fi--
"Librarian Tuna-loli"
Well....
weeeeeell.....
What if I say my father was a wolf...?
That must have been awkward.

Pesco, What if one person doesnt reach 25? Will the limit be lowered or will the person with the most votes at that time get lynched?
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 14, 2011, 08:53:02 PM
@Shadoweh 29: Ah, but you see, Trance was motivated to Idiot Deity! That means they turn into co mods and have no effect on the game! Trance was a Town Comoderator! TSO is a Fallen Comoderater with motivation powers! However, IDIOT MAIDENS STAY IN THE GAME WITH TWICE AS MUCH POWER! And Scum TSO conferred that to you!
Okay there UnshavenKrusty and I guess your upgrade to Idiot Princess from nothing was TSO making love to the town? Figure it out, TSO had to target EVERYONE THAT WAS ALIVE when she died. And do I even have to bring up post @781 where you tried to lynch our Town KILGAJESUS over her? "TSO helped everyone so she can't be scum vote Kilga for voting me over my rage post!" Great OMGUS protecting your scum overlord UK!

Quote
Also, you assume that there's only one cop in a PESCO GAME? Don't you remember when HW the role cop found out that Zak was an INSANE COP :O? Clearly I'm a sane cop by process of elimination!
Yeah and don't you remember that Huh What was an INSANE ROLECOP?!

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And your memory is WAY OFF! To investigate Kips, which I wanted to do on D2, I had to have my vote on him at the end of the day. And then you just VIGGED him out of nowhere! WITHOUT EVEN WAITING FOR THE TOWN TO OK IT! Of course he flipped town. But your dayvig shenanigans DON'T CONVINCE ME!
FUCK THAT I'LL VIG WHO I WANT DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. Town wanted me to vig Zak again, sorry if I'd rather WIN THE GAME then vig our Confirmed Town Cop a seventh time!

Also that quote is completely a lie. You were protecting Pesco as your confirmed bulletproof musicboxman moderator serial killer.

Quote
    Also, ##Vote TSO. Wait, hear me out guys. I know TSO isn't the mod but SHE COULD BE THE MODS AND KNOW WHO THE SCUM ARE! She hasn't said a thing THEREFORE HE MUST BE IN LEAGUE WITH THEM!! PLZ DON'T VOTE FOR ME EVEN THOUGH I HAVE A BIG UGLY HAIRLESS CAT FACE!!!!!!!!1111ONE

hmm I don't believe claims with rather... no meaning who is who, since they both have equal chance to win and lose. Right now...

##Vote Shadoweh

You know why? That person who claims to be a female, have less Momiji atm... Things can change in time...
Quote
Take another look at my claim. That claim has huge meaning. Also UK is hiding that behind her Momiji face. You love Momiji don't you? Get that thing away from her! Vote for UnluckyKoin!

I know y'all are fooled by UK's activity in this thread, but don't be. She's acting like obvscum to make you think she is. "Oh but Ammy," you say, "wouldn't so transparent a strategy be instantly figured out by anyone spending more than 3 minutes on the Mafia Wikipedia article"? That's exactly what she'd want you to think.

Dupes, all of you.

##Vote: Shadoweh
Oh no I saw what she did there, she wants you to think she's acting like obvscum so you're think she's scum but so scum that she has to be town but town has no motives to do that so she must be third party but she has an alibi for that one night five people and the Serial Killer died so she must be scum trying to be town trying to be third party trying to be scum trying to co-mod the game.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 14, 2011, 08:55:34 PM
oh jesus christ that is a lot of words
ONLY MAFIA WOULD TYPE SO MANY WORDS TO CONFUSE THE deadCOP
##Vote:Shadoweh
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Tengukami on April 14, 2011, 08:56:17 PM
durrrrrrp

Only obvscum would fail so hard at nesting quotes.

My vote remains unchanged.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 14, 2011, 08:57:31 PM
Ah, you try to misrepresent the facts, but I REMEMBER HWs flip as Sane Rolecop. Your cute little "hide all the flips" ability can't fool me, Shadoweh!

Also, your fake quoting is hilarious but strictly a scum tactic. If you click the quoted link, you will find that I indeed said what I quoted. What scummy misrepresentation, everyone! Do you see how desperate this scumbag is to make things up?

Town was dumb about Zak, sure, but I TOLD you not to vig Kips, I'd cover him. But you scummily dayvigged him anyway!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Iryan on April 14, 2011, 08:59:34 PM
Only obvscum would fail so hard at nesting quotes.

My vote remains unchanged.
Hm, you know, for supposedly being organized crime, that sure is bad formatting. Then again, that could just be reverse psychology. But what if she wants us to think that?
...

...

...

I am getting confused. Can't we just lynch both of them?
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Pesco on April 14, 2011, 09:00:01 PM
Zak always dies D1/N1. That's a nulltell.

And ##Vote Shadoweh because I keep forgetting to.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Conqueror on April 14, 2011, 09:00:17 PM
Hey UK.
What's your win condition?
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 14, 2011, 09:00:32 PM
Hm, you know, for supposedly being organized crime, that sure is bad formatting. Then again, that could just be reverse psychology. But what if she wants us to think that?
...

...

...

I am getting confused. Can't we just lynch both of them?

We would, But then I'd win.
We dont want that.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 14, 2011, 09:01:02 PM
I win with the village

I have said it in red, Conquerer. THEREFORE IT IS THE TRUTH!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Conqueror on April 14, 2011, 09:01:38 PM
Fullclaim please, with rolename. Paraphrase if you have to.  :V
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on April 14, 2011, 09:02:10 PM
Could try to come up with a coherent case for this, but if I did I'd probably just break down and collapse in a fit of rage again.

As such I will just get the raging out of the way now.

##Hadoken: UncertainKitten
##Shoryuken: Shadoweh
##Tatsumaki Senpukyaku: Sakana
(USURPING POWER IN THE LIBRARY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT)

<Sakana> I usurp your posts, traitor >:<
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Prody on April 14, 2011, 09:03:21 PM
if only somehow every actual mafia can be like this
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 14, 2011, 09:03:54 PM
Could try to come up with a coherent case for this, but if I did I'd probably just break down and collapse in a fit of rage again.

As such I will just get the raging out of the way now.

##Hadoken: UncertainKitten
##Shoryuken: Shadoweh
##Tatsumaki Senpukyaku: Sakana
(USURPING POWER IN THE LIBRARY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT)
But who will get the Shinkuu Hadouken? :D
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 14, 2011, 09:04:31 PM
Not so fast ruro!

##Infernal Divider: Ruro.
Infernal Divider cuts through everything.
eeeverrrryyythiiiiing
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Omba on April 14, 2011, 09:05:51 PM
Right now, Pesco is still the most suspicious one. He obviously just wants to recruit more people into his mafia.
Since there's not enough to go on to make a decision yet, by coinflip I'll just

##??? Shadoweh

for now.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 14, 2011, 09:06:14 PM
I am the Village Idiot Princess Cop Miller Godfather Musicboxwoman Flying Kitty That Shoots Lasers From Her Eyes Bomb Bulletproof Lynchproof Puella Magi Schroedinger's Doctor Tracker Watcher Ninja Ninjer Ninjest.

I can choose to investigate, protect, or use my utility belt every night. My investigation is chosen at random from Track/Watch/Cop, and my protection works half the time, the other half killing my target like a cat in a box. Maybe. My utility belt has every action in the game but I can only use each once. Someone stole it from me, probably that SCUM Shadoweh!

I win with the village.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: Pesco on April 14, 2011, 09:06:22 PM
Vote count

UK (6): Conqueror, Kips, Shadoweh, Sect, Sakana, EP (L-19)

Shadoweh (4): UK, Berzul, Amaterasu, Pesco (L-20)

2 alive, 25 votes to lynch
Dumbasses need to unvote when changing sides.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 14, 2011, 09:07:20 PM
I am the Village Idiot Princess Cop Miller Godfather Musicboxwoman Flying Kitty That Shoots Lasers From Her Eyes Bomb Bulletproof Lynchproof Puella Magi Schroedinger's Doctor Tracker Watcher Ninja Ninjer Ninjest.

I can choose to investigate, protect, or use my utility belt every night. My investigation is chosen at random from Track/Watch/Cop, and my protection works half the time, the other half killing my target like a cat in a box. Maybe. My utility belt has every action in the game but I can only use each once. Someone stole it from me, probably that SCUM Shadoweh!

I win with the village.
Havent I seen this somewhere before...?
Welp, since I didnt unvote to switch, I'm sticking with you now. So yeah.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: DX7.EP on April 14, 2011, 09:08:03 PM
Vote count

UK (6): Conqueror, Kips, Shadoweh, Sect, Sakana, EP (L-19)

Shadoweh (4): UK, Berzul, Amaterasu, Pesco (L-20)

2 alive, 25 votes to lynch
Dumbasses need to unvote when changing sides.
You might want to fix the remaining lynch count for Shadoweh. (Or is it that someone has double votes?)
EDIT: Ah, it was the latter. Quite an early use of roles.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on April 14, 2011, 09:08:18 PM
Seeing as Kips is apparently incapable of reading and mistakes Roukan for Ruro, it's a safe bet that whatever he votes for is wrong.

##Unvote
##Vote: Shadoweh
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 14, 2011, 09:08:52 PM
You have! I claimed it as town back in the '04 Mafias, when we were electing a mafia overlord. It caught three and a half scum. We're still not sure where the other half went.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 14, 2011, 09:09:20 PM
Seeing as Kips is apparently incapable of reading and mistakes Roukan for Ruro, it's a safe bet that whatever he votes for is wrong.

##Unvote
##Vote: Shadoweh

of course
i make a typo not bolding something but i completely miss the obvious

brb herping my derp
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Prody on April 14, 2011, 09:13:39 PM
I don't like UK's role whichever alignment you're in.

insert me going dere about voting uk

##Vote: UK
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Pesco on April 14, 2011, 09:16:45 PM
My vote counts are absolutely correct. That's why I put the L-minus numbers beforehand. People got role Pms and they aren't afraid to use their powers :V
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Berzul on April 14, 2011, 09:18:30 PM
Take another look at my claim. That claim has huge meaning. Also UK is hiding that behind her Momiji face. You love Momiji don't you? Get that thing away from her! Vote for UnluckyKoin!

If that was your reply....

Exactly what I said, you both lying in a way, and since it hardly matters who is who, when there are two people only, from the start, probably without any kind of special powers...

So... You claim now that I love Momiji, since I taken her for a point? hmmmm quite logic, but I didn't really taken that point of observation because I love her....

You just making things worse for you, asking me to vote for an non-existing person as well...

Actually.. anyone bothered with explaining the specific rules before starting this here?
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on April 14, 2011, 09:23:03 PM
Hey, hey, hey.
What's going on in here.
##Vote Shadoweh
And.
##Durrmio Shadoweh
Because I can. (I don't want to see my fellow blue members suffer)
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: theshirn on April 14, 2011, 09:28:52 PM
Actually, because I'm still sticking to my Ammy claim, you should be voting Shadoweh. I'm at least staying consistent, and even when being an Ammy causes me to stand out, sticking to it! Scum would drop it as soon as it became unpopular, because they don't want to attract attention!
Day 1 WIFOM?  I am disappoint.

##Vote: UK
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 14, 2011, 09:31:07 PM
But it's not D1, shim! It's at least Day Six and three quarters. Gosh, pay attention.



Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Thata no Guykoro on April 14, 2011, 09:34:29 PM
My head is spinning...

I shall continue my trend of merely bandwagoning by going with a ##Vote: Shadoweh
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 14, 2011, 09:38:13 PM
My head is spinning...

I shall continue my trend of merely bandwagoning by going with a ##Vote: Shadoweh
Technically there is no bandwagon seeing as (if my super awesome mathicallyness skills are correct) theres only a one/2 vote difference between the two, with UK in the lead right now. So its not really a bandwagon, since thats when one person get's completely shanked by millions of votes.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: HakureiSM on April 14, 2011, 09:57:13 PM
Whatever the heck is going on, UK is amusing me more

##Vote: Shadoweh
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on April 14, 2011, 09:57:52 PM
I AM SAKURA RUROUNI I AM SCUM AND PESCO MADE AN INCREDIBLY OVERPOWERED TOWN SETUP, LYNCH ME SO I CAN LOSE ALREADY PLEASE
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Suikama on April 14, 2011, 09:59:04 PM
##Vote: Ruro
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: HakureiSM on April 14, 2011, 09:59:29 PM
##Bitchslap: Ruro
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 14, 2011, 10:13:09 PM
##Bitchslap: Ruro
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 14, 2011, 10:16:34 PM
I am the Village Idiot Princess Cop Miller Godfather Musicboxwoman Flying Kitty That Shoots Lasers From Her Eyes Bomb Bulletproof Lynchproof Puella Magi Schroedinger's Doctor Tracker Watcher Ninja Ninjer Ninjest.

I can choose to investigate, protect, or use my utility belt every night. My investigation is chosen at random from Track/Watch/Cop, and my protection works half the time, the other half killing my target like a cat in a box. Maybe. My utility belt has every action in the game but I can only use each once. Someone stole it from me, probably that SCUM Shadoweh!

I win with the village.

Okay there UK, you know how I said I saw your pic? I saw your role name too. I know what you really are. UvulatingKommando is actually a Lying Scum Crossdresser Roleblocker Godmother Unlimited Dayvig Ugly Ass Shaved Pussy That Shits On Your Carpet And Throws Up In Yours Shoes Terrorist House Slytherin  Lovecraftian Horror  Freud's Kevorkian Stalker Peeping Tomcat Yanderest.

I can only guess what powers this grants you but I'm pretty sure when the lynch was stopped on Day 4 because the hammer voter didn't have any clean clothes that was your fault. That smell NEVER comes out.

I mean, she claimed Lynchproof, but she doesn't want to be lynched? Come ON guys!

Hey, hey, hey.
What's going on in here.
##Vote Shadoweh
And.
##Durrmio Shadoweh
Because I can. (I don't want to see my fellow blue members suffer)
FFFFFFFF DORMIO QUIT TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 14, 2011, 10:19:34 PM
Okay there UK, you know how I said I saw your pic? I saw your role name too. I know what you really are. UvulatingKommando is actually a Lying Scum Crossdresser Roleblocker Godmother Unlimited Dayvig Ugly Ass Shaved Pussy That Shits On Your Carpet And Throws Up In Yours Shoes Terrorist House Slytherin  Lovecraftian Horror  Freud's Kevorkian Stalker Peeping Tomcat Yanderest.

I can only guess what powers this grants you but I'm pretty sure when the lynch was stopped on Day 4 because the hammer voter didn't have any clean clothes that was your fault. That smell NEVER comes out.

I mean, she claimed Lynchproof, but she doesn't want to be lynched? Come ON guys!
FFFFFFFF DORMIO QUIT TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!
My idol was a Crossdressing clown, and he was partially insane too. Some bitch name terra killed him, for no reason other then trying to make the perfect world.
You got a problem with Crossdressers, boy?
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on April 14, 2011, 10:20:11 PM
FFFFFFFF DORMIO QUIT TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!
I expect that by the end of these events, this will no longer be an issue.
After all, you'll have no life for me to direct. :smug:
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Conqueror on April 14, 2011, 10:25:14 PM
I've seen enough here.

##Unmask: Dormio

Show your true nature!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 14, 2011, 10:28:43 PM
Uh huh. But we all know that HW was the HIGHLANDER role cop! You therefore you can't POSSIBLY be telling the truth.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 14, 2011, 10:31:17 PM
I've seen enough here.

##Unmask: Dormio

Show your true nature!
You shouldn't have done that. (http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/ugly_dude.jpg)
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Doll.S CUBE on April 14, 2011, 10:35:52 PM
Quote
[08:34] <DollS> Hmm
[08:34] <DollS> @choose Shadoweh or UK
[08:34] <+Keine> DollS: I choose...UK! ^_^V

Keine has spoken!

##Vote: UK

Also, ##Re-mask: Dormio
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 15, 2011, 12:51:56 AM
My idol was a Crossdressing clown, and he was partially insane too. Some bitch name terra killed him, for no reason other then trying to make the perfect world.
You got a problem with Crossdressers, boy?
Kefka was the perfect Jester, and I'm pretty sure he was scum aligned, so that's just more proof.
UK = Kefka! Lynch her before she sets the world on fire!

Quote from: UncertainKILLER
Uh huh. But we all know that HW was the HIGHLANDER role cop! You therefore you can't POSSIBLY be telling the truth.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
I'm not a rolecop. I won't tell you everything but one of my titles is Stripper and Frisker. You can't hide anything from me my UntouchableKantankerous scum target.

This just in! VOTE FOR UK AND GET A FREE MOE MOE TUNA LOLI PLUSHIE! VOTE FIVE TIMES AND GET THE REAL SAKANA MAILED TO YOUR HOUSE! THIS IS NOT A SCAM! VOTE NOW!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 15, 2011, 12:54:01 AM
BUT YOU'RE CLOSE ENOUGH TO A ROLE COP TO BREAK THE HIGHLANDER RULE! Therefore you are LYING!

Also, a much better bribe!

Frigid winter's end
May only be caused by those
Voting Shadoweh
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: PX on April 15, 2011, 12:54:49 AM
I claim Quazzisuperumphteemth-voter, AKA I vote 20 times

##Vote: UK
##Vote: UK
##Vote: UK
##Vote: UK
##Vote: UK
##Vote: UK
##Vote: UK
##Vote: UK
##Vote: UK
##Vote: UK
##Vote: UK
##Vote: UK
##Vote: UK
##Vote: UK
##Vote: UK
##Vote: UK
##Vote: UK
##Vote: UK
##Vote: UK
##Vote: UK


That should be hammer, right?
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: HakureiSM on April 15, 2011, 12:55:16 AM
Way to give even more points to your opponent with silly scams and childish plots, Shadoweh.
Everyone knows Moe Moe Tuna Loli is copyrighted, and the rights belong to the leg fetishist. No way in hell she'd allow for anyone to make such plushies.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 15, 2011, 12:55:51 AM
PX WHY YOU GOTTA KILL ORPHANS IN WINTER? ARE YOU A HEARTLESS SCUM!?
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: PX on April 15, 2011, 01:04:15 AM
According to my votecount, UK is at L+3

Totally not breaking rules by editing :V
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Conqueror on April 15, 2011, 01:10:34 AM
Blatant chensaw from PX.

##Unvote
##Vote:Shadoweh


Putting on my serious face now. You've been taking it far too easy (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,3942.0.html). That plus the latest series of blatant misreps (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,8943.msg603592.html#msg603592) is enough to change my vote for now.

UK, I'LL BE KEEPING AN EYE ON YOU.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Omba on April 15, 2011, 01:12:02 AM
This just in! VOTE FOR UK AND GET A FREE MOE MOE TUNA LOLI PLUSHIE! VOTE FIVE TIMES AND GET THE REAL SAKANA MAILED TO YOUR HOUSE! THIS IS NOT A SCAM! VOTE NOW!
You got me there, for a moment. Only scum could be heartless enough to think up a scam involving loli plushies.
Never try to trick the lolicons. :V

##Vote: Shadoweh
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Sect on April 15, 2011, 01:17:11 AM
Frigid winter's end
May only be caused by those
Voting Shadoweh
I like that haiku, and it does involve the seasons. Very nice.

Unfortunately, no dice: it's actually quite warm over here in Indiana.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 15, 2011, 01:19:24 AM
However, Sect, that's only because of the faith I've gotten thus far, and votes for Shadoweh. It could go away any minute. Do you really want to rely on others to banish your winter!?
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 15, 2011, 01:20:45 AM
Kefka was the perfect Jester, and I'm pretty sure he was scum aligned, so that's just more proof.
UK = Kefka! Lynch her before she sets the world on fire!
I'm not a rolecop. I won't tell you everything but one of my titles is Stripper and Frisker. You can't hide anything from me my UntouchableKantankerous scum target.

This just in! VOTE FOR UK AND GET A FREE MOE MOE TUNA LOLI PLUSHIE! VOTE FIVE TIMES AND GET THE REAL SAKANA MAILED TO YOUR HOUSE! THIS IS NOT A SCAM! VOTE NOW!
UK doesn't seem to have the Kefka personality (ESPECIALLY the laugh), so I don't see where your argument comes from.

Plus your Moe Tuna Loli Plush offer sounds like a Nigerian 419 scam.

Therefore:

##Unvote: UK
##Vote: Shadoweh


There you have it...for now. Your faith statements aren't exactly saving you UK.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 15, 2011, 01:22:38 AM
However, Sect, that's only because of the faith I've gotten thus far, and votes for Shadoweh. It could go away any minute. Do you really want to rely on others to banish your winter!?
Faith... Reminds me of a certain goddess I know...
A certain SCAMMER goddess.
/ban UK
amidoinitrite
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 15, 2011, 01:24:21 AM
Well, it's less faith and more votes for Shadoweh. I'm not so haughty as to chill on a mountain, letting green haired girls do all my work. I get down with the people! Was it not I who was helping my rival the other day against kips? Was it not I who pointed out, kindly, Sect's violation of the rules?

I'm a helper, pure and simple. And scum aren't!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Hello Purvis on April 15, 2011, 01:26:28 AM
I'm not seeing nearly enough bribery here.

Right now: ##VOTE: Both Killed and Mangled.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 15, 2011, 01:26:59 AM
Ah, But you see, In Pescofia, There is no such thing as a pure and simple soul! Everyone is scum until proven innocent, and sadly, you proved you were ACTUALLY scum by saying you are pure!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 15, 2011, 02:14:14 AM
BUT YOU'RE CLOSE ENOUGH TO A ROLE COP TO BREAK THE HIGHLANDER RULE! Therefore you are LYING!

Also, a much better bribe!

Frigid winter's end
May only be caused by those
Voting Shadoweh
CLOSE ONLY COUNTS IN HORSESHOES AND HAND-GRENADES UK. Are you claiming to be a Bomber now?!

UncertainKiller
Locked Lily in the closet
Lynch now or lose spring

Quote from: Lolicons
THESE PLUSHIES ARE LIES OBVSCUM
Now now, my offers of fresh delicious tuna laced cuddly buddies are 100% genuine! I knew you'd be suspicious so Haku and the Absurb Publicator can have the first two now, because I trust you as obvtown!

##Plushify: MomiSM
##Plushify: Okuu's Nuclear Fusion Photo Lab...?!

(http://img858.imageshack.us/img858/7518/sakanabear.th.png) (http://img858.imageshack.us/i/sakanabear.png/)

Blatant chensaw from PX.

##Unvote
##Vote:Shadoweh


Putting on my serious face now. You've been taking it far too easy (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,3942.0.html). That plus the latest series of blatant misreps (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,8943.msg603592.html#msg603592) is enough to change my vote for now.

UK, I'LL BE KEEPING AN EYE ON YOU.
takeover king why did you do this to me. we both know only red colored people keep their eyes on things. are you confirming unsure feline as your partner on the red colored team? i do not like to take it easy. i fight hard in the name of town justice!

Well, it's less faith and more votes for Shadoweh. I'm not so haughty as to chill on a mountain, letting green haired girls do all my work. I get down with the people! Was it not I who was helping my rival the other day against kips? Was it not I who pointed out, kindly, Sect's violation of the rules?

I'm a helper, pure and simple. And scum aren't!
You never helped me against the Jester! You just made that =D face at me! You were buddying up to Purvis so he wouldn't notice you kidnapping Letty and stealing her role! We both know you have no power over winter on your own. LYNCH UK AND FREE THE ELEMENTS!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: HakureiSM on April 15, 2011, 02:44:06 AM
/me reports post for piracy, delivers counterfeit Tunaplush to righteous owner Ruro.

LULO THEY BE STEALIN FROM YOU
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 15, 2011, 02:46:46 AM
/me gets fake plush tuna loli that is apparently filled with cardboard bits and made of stained old shirts
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 15, 2011, 04:06:46 AM
>_> Shadoweh's goods are checked for quality assurance at every pit stop. Do not deny the power of the Tunabear! Your insistances make me suspect your alignments are in line with the dreaded last scum in an unholy UncertainSM Photo Lab alliance!

Listen not to those that doubt! Follow the true path to salvation! VOTE UNRELIABLEKRACKLEPOP FOR OBVSCUM!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on April 15, 2011, 04:08:53 AM
DAMNIT YOU FUCKERS WHAT PART OF I AM SCUM DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND

##AMAKAKERU RYU NO HIRAMEKI: SAKURA RUROUNI
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: HakureiSM on April 15, 2011, 04:15:51 AM
The part where I still can't play mafia and don't get shit of it :derp:

And dey still be piratin ur Tunalolis. I don't even get a thank you for telling. :<
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 15, 2011, 04:16:54 AM
>_> Shadoweh's goods are checked for quality assurance at every pit stop. Do not deny the power of the Tunabear! Your insistances make me suspect your alignments are in line with the dreaded last scum in an unholy UncertainSM Photo Lab alliance!

Listen not to those that doubt! Follow the true path to salvation! VOTE UNRELIABLEKRACKLEPOP FOR OBVSCUM!
Ugh, calling the plush a Tunabear? Forget putting this in the nursery even if it was legitimate.
UncertainSM Photo Lab alliance, you say? Well hello, Conquesect Kippadoweh Faction!

As for the last part, all of a sudden it turns religious. This is a obvscum argument, from what I've seen, when they're getting close to the edge of defeat.

Quote from: last post of previous Kips-Shadoweh IP duel
Quote
    (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
On the other hand, I can help you with this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG7aKdbb6NY)
Repeat after me: 아ㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏ ~

The part where I still can't play mafia and don't get shit of it :derp:
Same here. Maybe this will change things....
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on April 15, 2011, 04:17:22 AM
And dey still be piratin ur Tunalolis. I don't even get a thank you for telling. :<
No, no, thank you very much, Haku. ilu. <3
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: HakureiSM on April 15, 2011, 04:28:45 AM
<3

UncertainSM Photo Lab alliance
I really really like this. Can we get a usergroup with this name :3
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Suikama on April 15, 2011, 04:36:00 AM
DAMNIT YOU FUCKERS WHAT PART OF I AM SCUM DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND

##AMAKAKERU RYU NO HIRAMEKI: SAKURA RUROUNI
i already voted you silly
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 15, 2011, 05:01:21 AM
AHHH I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
##Unvote
##Jumpoffcliff
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Hello Purvis on April 15, 2011, 06:28:41 AM
Needs more both killed and mangled votes.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on April 15, 2011, 06:35:08 AM
(http://i55.tinypic.com/o6bih5.jpg)
Ehehe, what a nice morning, let's see what happened last ni-
Quote
This just in! VOTE FOR UK AND GET A FREE MOE MOE TUNA LOLI PLUSHIE! VOTE FIVE TIMES AND GET THE REAL SAKANA MAILED TO YOUR HOUSE! THIS IS NOT A SCAM! VOTE NOW!

(http://i51.tinypic.com/30wkw89.jpg)
Wha-- why am I given out as a prize? DId Ruro-sama sell me again?

(http://img858.imageshack.us/img858/7518/sakanabear.th.png) (http://img858.imageshack.us/i/sakanabear.png/)
(http://i55.tinypic.com/9frtk3.jpg)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

##Tunawhack: Shadoweh


But because it amused me:
##Unvote
##Vote: UK

 :3
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Omba on April 15, 2011, 06:39:04 AM
Needs more both killed and mangled votes.
Since no lynch before timeout means they'll both die, I guess the silent majority is currently voting for exactly that. They're all just lazy. :V
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 15, 2011, 07:08:37 AM
Ugh, calling the plush a Tunabear? Forget putting this in the nursery even if it was legitimate.
UncertainSM Photo Lab alliance, you say? Well hello, Conquesect Kippadoweh Faction!

Uh, I prefer Kippasect Conqedoweh.  What are you implying? Tunas are one of the cutest things in the universe. They couldn't hurt a-
(http://i55.tinypic.com/9frtk3.jpg)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
##Tunawhack: Shadoweh
BIFOMOW >.<

Quote
As for the last part, all of a sudden it turns religious. This is a obvscum argument, from what I've seen, when they're getting close to the edge of defeat.
OR I could be your own, personal Town Jesus, ever think of that? Someone who will always be there, someone who cares!

DAMNIT YOU FUCKERS WHAT PART OF I AM SCUM DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND

##AMAKAKERU RYU NO HIRAMEKI: SAKURA RUROUNI
Ruro I heard if you vote for UK you unlock close-up leg mode for Shikieiki in PoFV and win at Mafia. True facts.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 15, 2011, 07:12:11 AM
You have the gall to have my waifu as your avatar, Yet you claim that if you vote for so and so you CHEAT?
Yuuka. Does not. Cheat.
##Unvote
##Getbutthurt
##Vote:Shadoweh
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 15, 2011, 07:22:01 AM
This Yuka is not your waifu >.> There is only one charmer that can cuddle up to my sleepy pillow <3
Voting for the scum isn't cheating at mafia silly. That's how you win. UK's Ultra-Legs role is just a nice side benefit.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 15, 2011, 07:30:01 AM
This Yuka is not your waifu >.> There is only one charmer that can cuddle up to my sleepy pillow <3
Voting for the scum isn't cheating at mafia silly. That's how you win. UK's Ultra-Legs role is just a nice side benefit.
oh damn bitch
its go time
THE WHEEL OF FATE IS TURNING MOFO
STEP UP YO GAME
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: Pesco on April 15, 2011, 08:21:15 AM
##Unvote

Vote count

UK (7): Shadoweh, Sect, Colt, theshim, DollS, PX, Sakana (L-18)

Shadoweh (10): UK, Berzul, Amaterasu, Dormio, That Guy, HakuSM, Conqueror, Omba, EP, Kips(L-14)

2 alive, 25 votes to lynch
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on April 15, 2011, 07:33:17 PM
##Vote: Shadoweh

Maybe UK will give me more awesome stuff from Hobopolis if I do this. :3
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on April 15, 2011, 07:36:35 PM
Ruro I heard if you vote for UK you unlock close-up leg mode for Shikieiki in PoFV and win at Mafia. True facts.
I completely believe you! This cannot possibly be wrong!

##Vote: UK
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 15, 2011, 07:39:01 PM
Ruro. I cosplayed Shiki. Why settle for a close up when you can have a reality?

Not to mention if you lynch me, you're lynching a Shiki cosplayer. This makes  the world a darker place. You don't wanna do that, do you Ruro?
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on April 15, 2011, 07:40:25 PM
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over your lack of strawberry crisis.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 15, 2011, 08:02:22 PM
Ah, Ruro, you'll do anything to satisfy that leg fetish of yours, eh? Even listening to obvscum who claim a pretense of said fetish?

As for UK's Shiki cosplay, I bet the real Shiki would call all of you Shiki cosplayers phony judges.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 15, 2011, 11:11:24 PM
Silly UntrustableKurtains, why would anyone settle for cosplay when they can have the real thing? Your legs may be shapely but they're no match for legs so silky smooth you could slide a strawberry down them.
##Vote: Shadoweh

Maybe UK will give me more awesome stuff from Hobopolis if I do this. :3
:< If you vote for UK I'll cook you 20 cranberry cordials?
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Moerin on April 15, 2011, 11:19:42 PM
##vote Shadoweh

Because if I don't UK will lock me in the cellar again. >.<
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Sect on April 16, 2011, 12:10:44 AM
##vote Shadoweh

Because if I don't UK will lock me in the cellar again. >.<
Oh, so that's where you were for today's game?
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: HakureiSM on April 16, 2011, 12:14:19 AM
legs so silky smooth you could slide a strawberry down them
dear lord :yumemi:

##Haku: Shadoweh, Kips, Ruro
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Suikama on April 16, 2011, 12:20:04 AM
dear lord :yumemi:

##Haku: Shadoweh
strawberrynom.gif
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 16, 2011, 12:27:15 AM
##vote Shadoweh

Because if I don't UK will lock me in the cellar again. >.<
But Moerin, if you vote for UK you'll become a celebrity and Rin Satsuki can be our new plushie line! Think of it, a plushie of your favorite kirin in every house! Even if she traps you in the cellar forever wouldn't it be worth it to give her that push into being a household name? The Rin it Easy Brand Cuddle Buddies!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 16, 2011, 12:42:11 AM
Moerin was already a celebrity once. She was young and needed the money.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 16, 2011, 12:51:25 AM
But Moerin, if you vote for UK you'll become a celebrity and Rin Satsuki can be our new plushie line! Think of it, a plushie of your favorite kirin in every house! Even if she traps you in the cellar forever wouldn't it be worth it to give her that push into being a household name? The Rin it Easy Brand Cuddle Buddies!
That sounds better than Tunabear. A lot better.
Also, if Moerin gives UK the plush for that reason chances are that UK will reap all the gains for herself.

Moerin was already a celebrity once. She was young and needed the money.
...so as part of the deal you trapped her in the cellar so she couldn't see how the money was obtained?

I'm about to vote to kill and mangle you both at the rate this is going.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 16, 2011, 12:55:42 AM
##Cave:UK
##Cave:Shadoweh


Shuddap and one of you die already, jeebus.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: PX on April 16, 2011, 02:28:27 AM
##Unvote x20
##Vote: Shadoweh x20


She has double IM, she's perfectly safe.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Reddyne on April 16, 2011, 03:46:17 AM
I'm being held at gunpoint to do something here, hence my presence. Plus I've already been badgered by two liars with ulterior motives to support them in their ego-boosting contest. I feel like I need to wash my hands already.

Honestly, UK? You have so many people and you pester your friend whom you regularly interact with this... stuff? No wonder I stay out of it, but I have a gun barrel sitting half an inch from my temporal lobe now. I'm sure this is the way Damocles must have felt, only he never got to sit in Dionysus's chair and never wanted to.

Contrived and presumptuous syntax says what? ##Vote: UncertainKitten

Really, stay loyal to your friends. If you're gonna do something like this, pick on a jerk that has it coming.

Silly UntrustableKurtains, why would anyone settle for cosplay when they can have the real thing? Your legs may be shapely but they're no match for legs so silky smooth you could slide a strawberry down them.
Words and words only. A theory with no proof of concept means you won't even get the funds for graph paper. Something that's tangible is worth so much more than something that can only be displayed on paper or a screen. Besides, I've already got my own trump card with Ruro involving my Yumemi cosplay from Otakon last year. Which I made myself. And my legs ARE smooth. Well?

Ugh. Posting in a forum-based reality show popularity contest mafia thread will give me irritable bowel syndrome if I don't get out of here right now.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 16, 2011, 03:50:23 AM
Actually, Shadoweh was the only IM ^-^. I didn't have any other choices.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 16, 2011, 04:03:17 AM
Words and words only. A theory with no proof of concept means you won't even get the funds for graph paper. Something that's tangible is worth so much more than something that can only be displayed on paper or a screen. Besides, I've already got my own trump card with Ruro involving my Yumemi cosplay from Otakon last year. Which I made myself. And my legs ARE smooth. Well?

Aaah, I would never presume to offer someone else's body Reddyne
that I haven't already kidnapped,
but if you would like to let Ruro test the veracity of your velvet calves against the creamy complexion of Shiki's thighs well.. far be it from me to stop you.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on April 16, 2011, 05:03:05 AM
I like how this contest is turning out already!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on April 16, 2011, 06:22:16 AM
Actually, Shadoweh was the only IM ^-^. I didn't have any other choices.
She wasn't even IM when you challenged. Don't lie, kitty >:[
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Hello Purvis on April 16, 2011, 11:15:06 AM
##Hobo Ruro!

Hey pall, how you votin' today, eh? Eh? Figured I'd feel out the field, know what I mean, yeah? Heheheheh.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 16, 2011, 01:21:57 PM
##Hobo Ruro!

Hey pall, how you votin' today, eh? Eh? Figured I'd feel out the field, know what I mean, yeah? Heheheheh.
Sorry purvy, You didnt bold it.
votecount pl0x
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 16, 2011, 03:24:54 PM
Actually, she was, Sakana. She got IM from the same contest I got IP from. Get your facts straight, tuna!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on April 16, 2011, 03:46:46 PM
Actually, she was, Sakana. She got IM from the same contest I got IP from. Get your facts straight, tuna!
Whoops, I thought she only got IM from the other contest. Forgot the captions one :V
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 16, 2011, 07:11:29 PM
That just proves I'm twice as townly as UK is :D Just look at the way she sits back, only commenting on what other people say about me, while I'm out here fighting hard for the good of all the dead that came before! She wants me to talk myself into my own grave while she takes it easy >:(
##Hobo Ruro!
Hey pall, how you votin' today, eh? Eh? Figured I'd feel out the field, know what I mean, yeah? Heheheheh.
Hobokins, don't help that dastardly hairless scumstrosity UK! In post 435 last thread she said she supports killing the homeless and feeding them to hungry childred in Africa!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 16, 2011, 07:18:41 PM
Links or it didn't happen :smug:

And I think I have more posts in this thread than you do, Shadoweh. So, yet again your condition of being obv scum has caused you to lie more.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 16, 2011, 07:29:00 PM
Proof?
In my mafia games?
Unpossible.
##Vote:Shadoweh x10
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 16, 2011, 07:57:57 PM
Links or it didn't happen :smug:
And I think I have more posts in this thread than you do, Shadoweh. So, yet again your condition of being obv scum has caused you to lie more.

More posts does not equal more content my UnlovingKracker. Your one liners do not make up for the active lurking you're putting us through!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 16, 2011, 08:09:37 PM
More posts does not equal more content my UnlovingKracker. Your one liners do not make up for the active lurking you're putting us through!
But he used three lines.
Only scum cannot count, as they never went to school.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 16, 2011, 08:10:43 PM
My one liners? I've posted more in my first post than you've posted all game, content wise!

She, Kips. Shadoweh and I are both girls. I do not know how to drill this in the three feet of dull metal you call a skull, but I'd appreciate it you learned to pay attention, thank you.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 16, 2011, 08:14:22 PM
I have a horrible memory when it comes to internet genders. I mainly use "he" as a general term, and in the rare case I do remember I'll call someone by correct gender. I doubt you would want me to call you an "it". :4
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 16, 2011, 08:29:47 PM
The worst part is that the topic title says "UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can."

At this point it's not memory, it's ridiculous inattentiveness.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: WHMZakeri on April 16, 2011, 09:07:29 PM
Mew meow mya mew mew.

Mew nya mya meow mew mya meow meow mew myuu myan nyan mew meow mew nya. Nya myuu mew meow meow myuu mya nyaa mew. Mew meow Mew mew nya meow UncertainKitten meow mew mew nya mya meow mew. Mew meow nya mew Shadoweh nya nya mew.

UncertainKitten: Mew nya meow meow myuu mya nyaa mew meow mew nya myuu mew mya nyannya mew. Mew mya mew meow nya nyannya mew meow myuu nya mew nyan.

Shadoweh: Mew myuu nya nyannya. Mew myuu mew meow meow nyan. Mew myan nya mew:

Meow mya myuu:
##Vote: Shadoweh
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 16, 2011, 09:15:13 PM
Mew meow mya mew mew.

Mew nya mya meow mew mya meow meow mew myuu myan nyan mew meow mew nya. Nya myuu mew meow meow myuu mya nyaa mew. Mew meow Mew mew nya meow UncertainKitten meow mew mew nya mya meow mew. Mew meow nya mew Shadoweh nya nya mew.

UncertainKitten: Mew nya meow meow myuu mya nyaa mew meow mew nya myuu mew mya nyannya mew. Mew mya mew meow nya nyannya mew meow myuu nya mew nyan.

Shadoweh: Mew myuu nya nyannya. Mew myuu mew meow meow nyan. Mew myan nya mew:
  • Mew mya nyannya mew meow myuu.
  • Meow meow mya mew nyan.
  • Myaa meow myuu.

Meow mya myuu:
##Vote: Shadoweh
Translator please, nya ~ :3
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: HakureiSM on April 16, 2011, 09:16:40 PM

Best post in the entire thread.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 16, 2011, 09:19:35 PM
Best post in the entire thread.
this times ten thousand and fifty three
anyone here a catspoker?
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 16, 2011, 09:21:26 PM
this times ten thousand and fifty three
anyone here a catspoker?
Damnit, where's Meowth when you need him? :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 16, 2011, 09:27:45 PM
Damnit, where's Meowth when you need him? :colonveeplusalpha:
dats right
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: capt. h on April 16, 2011, 09:40:40 PM
##Vote Uncertain Kitten

Because BANDWAGONS~
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 16, 2011, 09:42:07 PM
But...Shadoweh has a much bigger bandwagon, capt. h.

Are you just unable to do simple math?
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Conqueror on April 16, 2011, 09:44:28 PM
takeover king why did you do this to me. we both know only red colored people keep their eyes on things. are you confirming unsure feline as your partner on the red colored team? i do not like to take it easy. i fight hard in the name of town justice!

Help me steamroll Turkey and it's a deal. I have teleporters prepared and everything.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: capt. h on April 16, 2011, 09:45:08 PM
Oh, I didn't actually read the thread UK.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kips McKipzerson on April 16, 2011, 09:45:45 PM
Oh, I didn't actually read the thread UK.
And this is how you become a smart poster.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 16, 2011, 09:46:07 PM
Sounds like how you usually play mafia, capt. h.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: capt. h on April 16, 2011, 09:48:00 PM
Sounds like how you usually play mafia, capt. h.

##Vote Uncertain Kitten x(∞ + 1) :V
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 16, 2011, 09:49:36 PM
Help me steamroll Turkey and it's a deal. I have teleporters prepared and everything.
But Doll is so cute :< Can we steamroll Italy instead? He ditched us in Mafia, I think he deserves the telepoof eleven armies in his face!

My crack team of scichenists are translating Zak's case and I will reply soon enough.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 16, 2011, 10:00:08 PM
My crack team of scichenists are translating Zak's case and I will reply soon enough.
Assuming UK is also an Ammy Kitten as she states, she should be translating and distributing the results too, or that she's already deciphered it and kept the results for herself, selfish bastard.

Never knew scichenists were real...is this some pseudo-technical jargon to prove against obvscum status?

Well, I'll wait for both of your interpretations and that may turn the tide towards one or for neither of you!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on April 16, 2011, 10:04:48 PM
OR I could be your own, personal Town Jesus, ever think of that? Someone who will always be there, someone who cares!
UK wasn't lying when she said I was a Highlander Rolecop. Indeed, there can be only one. (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,8444.msg555231.html#msg555231)

##Vote Shadoweh
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Conqueror on April 16, 2011, 10:24:52 PM
But Doll is so cute :< Can we steamroll Italy instead? He ditched us in Mafia, I think he deserves the telepoof eleven armies in his face!

Oh my graciousness, miss towniest town that ever towned, I must admit that that is a persuasive chain of thought! Gah, on further consideration though, I think that that is probably not a worthy direction of pursuit, nay. Forsooth, I believe that the future of our Anschluss lies not in the West, but in the East! What say you to curbstomping Russia instead? Lend me your armies, madame. We shall fight the Red Army and lay siege to the bastions of Bolshevism!

Don't worry Schezo I'm not actually going to kill you.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 16, 2011, 10:58:53 PM
Oh my graciousness, miss towniest town that ever towned, I must admit that that is a persuasive chain of thought! Gah, on further consideration though, I think that that is probably not a worthy direction of pursuit, nay. Forsooth, I believe that the future of our Anschluss lies not in the West, but in the East! What say you to curbstomping Russia instead? Lend me your armies, madame. We shall fight the Red Army and lay siege to the bastions of Bolshevism!

You want to overthrow the communist movement? Well I don't believe in vote sharing and Crown Boy does look almost too cute to live.. even cuter then Doll! :O Oh but could I really betray my kawaii desu One True Pairing like that?! Huh what would be heartbroken! But I will endure, you and I shall march into Russia and make sweet Shadoweh x Conqueror fanfiction together!

Not really ilu Schezo SHADEZO 4 EVAR
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: Pesco on April 16, 2011, 11:06:15 PM
Vote count

UK (7): Sect, Colt, theshim, DollS, Sakana, Reddyne, capt H (L-18)

Shadoweh (15): UK, Berzul, Amaterasu, Dormio, That Guy, HakuSM, Conqueror, Omba, EP, Arashi, Moerin, PX, Kips, Zakeri, HW (L-9)

2 alive, 25 votes to lynch
still a bit of time left.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Conqueror on April 16, 2011, 11:18:49 PM
Well, color me convinced! Rooting for the underdog is good fun anyways!

I can't see this other thread, so I have no idea what you're talking about, ze ~. So direct in your very first post in this thread, that's the issue. Throwing out votes that are supposed to be serious when we're still in RVS. That's no excuse for forcing a bad case on someone. I will impose my justice on the scum who would dare to lynch the Village Idiot ahead of the Scum!

Crumbing in my Idiot Mafia? It's more likely than you think! Take the 1st word of the first sentence, the 2nd word of the second sentence, the 3rd word of the third sentence, the 4th word of the fourth sentence, and the 5th word of the fifth sentence. What do you get?

I direct votes for justice.


##Unvote
##Vote: UK
##ReleaseFromBox: UK
##Conquer: UK
##UKUnvote
##UKVote: UK
##Freeze: UK
##Dropkick: Durrmio


/me smokes his last cigarette.
For great justice.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on April 16, 2011, 11:20:51 PM
##Vote: No Lynch
I hate No Lynch-tan. She must die!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 16, 2011, 11:21:10 PM
Next vote count should be interesting

##Unvote, Vote Shadoweh
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Conqueror on April 16, 2011, 11:25:42 PM
@mod: Requesting votecount.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 16, 2011, 11:45:01 PM
You want to overthrow the communist movement? Well I don't believe in vote sharing and Crown Boy does look almost too cute to live.. even cuter then Doll! :O Oh but could I really betray my kawaii desu One True Pairing like that?! Huh what would be heartbroken! But I will endure, you and I shall march into Russia and make sweet Shadoweh x Conqueror fanfiction together!

Not really ilu Schezo SHADEZO 4 EVAR
But don't forget that if you conquer Russia, you have to deal with Russian Reversal! (and don't forget about Putin-chan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwtdE8tqmJI))
I don't think I have to detail what happens further.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: Pesco on April 16, 2011, 11:49:38 PM
Vote count

UK (9): Sect, Colt, theshim, DollS, Sakana, Reddyne, capt H, Conqueror, UK (L-16)

Shadoweh (13): Berzul, Amaterasu, Dormio, That Guy, HakuSM, Omba, EP, Arashi, Moerin, PX, Kips, Zakeri, HW (L-11)

2 alive, 25 votes to lynch
still a bit of time left.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 16, 2011, 11:59:59 PM
You're a dick Conq~

I'm going to policy vig you EVERY GAME NOW :P.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: DX7.EP on April 17, 2011, 12:02:17 AM
Vote count

UK ⑨: Sect, Colt, theshim, DollS, Sakana, Reddyne, capt H, Conqueror, UK (L-16)

Shadoweh (13): Berzul, Amaterasu, Dormio, That Guy, HakuSM, Omba, EP, Arashi, Moerin, PX, Kips, Zakeri, HW (L-11)

2 alive, 25 votes to lynch
still a bit of time left.
Wait, what, UK is voting to lynch herself? ???
Combined with the (unintentional?) ⑨, I think UK is almost considered the VI.

...or is it all just padding and a facade?
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Conqueror on April 17, 2011, 12:02:27 AM
Don't blame me, I'm just channeling PX!  BV
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: PX on April 17, 2011, 12:08:26 AM
What?
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: PX on April 17, 2011, 12:08:45 AM
##Unvote
##Vote: Conquerer
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 17, 2011, 12:16:13 AM
That's my Takeover King ;_;
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Shadoweh watched the courtroom in silent terror. Idid Dacrime had finished his witness testimony, and the Judge thought it was clear cut. Shadoweh was guilty and would be sentence for a crime she never commited. Attorney Snobworth bowed and the Judge went to slam his hammer down...
"OBJECTION!"
Conqueror pointed his finger mightily in the air! "My client is innocent and I can prove it! Idid says that he saw Shadoweh targetting huh what on Day 5 but Shadoweh was actually targetting HakuSM! The bus driver moved Shadoweh's action without anyone knowing! The only way Idid could know who Shadoweh actually targetted is... IF IDID DACRIME IS THE BUS DRIVER!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAUGBLABLESASHLEFRAZ!" screamed Idid as his toupe flew to the ceiling and he collapsed to the ground. Soon, the Judge banged his gavel one last time. "Not Guity!" \o/
<3 <3 <3 <3
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 17, 2011, 12:19:14 AM
You're a dick Conq~
I'm going to policy vig you EVERY GAME NOW :P.
Also Policy Viggers are obvscum. True facts.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: Thata no Guykoro on April 17, 2011, 12:25:30 AM
Vote count

Shadoweh (13): (L-11)
25 votes to lynch
OBJECTION
please fix the vote count
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on April 17, 2011, 12:27:43 AM
If I'm the victim, then I had better at least be one of those awesome ones who pop up before they die to get in a few awesome lines of characterization (ie Dr. Turner Grey).
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: DX7.EP on April 17, 2011, 12:36:49 AM
OBJECTION
please fix the vote count
Probably someone has double-voting powers.

That's my Takeover King ;_;
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
...what a story. Must have been a just court, all right.

Also Policy Viggers are obvscum. True facts.
Well, UK's comment implied that she would stalk Conqueror to policy vig, and since stalkers are obviously scum....

...combine that with phony justice as Shiki cosplayer, shady money retrieval methods, refusal to translate meows even though she's a kitten, kinda, and quanity > quality arguments....

...and the result? Well....

##Unvote
Goodbye UncertainSM Photo Lab Alliance...for now!

##Vote: Kill and Mangle them both! Or put them in sudden death arena! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
...ahem. Sorry, I got caught off guard there ~

##Vote: UK
Still keeping an eye on you Shadoweh. Don't pull anything tricky.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Tengukami on April 17, 2011, 12:38:05 AM
( ゚∀゚)彡 えーりん! えーりん! たすけて えーりん!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 17, 2011, 01:01:52 AM
Dr. Turner Grey's face scares me when I try to sleep at night ;_;
Quote
Edible/Pesco's wedding, with a shocking twist where Edible's brother, Bardiche, uses his Unlimited Gambit Works to instead marry Pesco himself.
+~+~+~+~/O|JUSTMARRIED|O\
~ Here comes the bride, all dressed in white!
Pesco shyly adjusted her veil, stealing glances at her soon to be hubby. Edible quietly munched on Kiro's oversized mane, looking uninterested as ever in the proceedings. To her eyes he was a knight in shining armor mounted atop his fierce liony steed. It hadn't been difficult to lure Edible into the church with a trail of oranges. They would be wed before Edible finished and noticed where he was!
The minister, Holy what, coughed politely. "The lovely couple may exchange their vows. I have been informed Miss Pesco wishes to go first." Pesco hopped onto the podium, bouquet of poison ivy clutched close as she swooned. "I vow to trust you with my gut, to spare you from my FPMX, to trick, yes to play only for your benefit, for as long as we both shall win!" Holy what turned to Edible. "You may give your vows, Sir Edible." Edible looked up briefly. "Huh?" Pesco coughed. "Oh Edible-kun will be giving me his vows in private, just go on." Holy what shrugged. "By the powers vested in me as Jesus, I declare you Hydras. You may now ##Kiss the bride.
Pesco beamed, raising her veil, closing her eyes and melting as her sweetheart drew her into his arms and his warm, relentless lips pressed against hers in a long, dreamy kiss that lasted an eternity. But the gasps of horror from the crowd told her something was wrong. Confused, Pesco opened her eyes and saw... what is this?! Edible was on the floor? No, it was an Edible suit, unzipped and discarded, but where was Edible? The person still holding her chuckled, his deep serpent eyes glistening with amusement. His prize beholden to him at last, Bardiche carried the horrified Pesco out of the church and into the awaiting limo, confetti and rice thrown in celebration of his deed.
+~+~+~+~/O|JUSTMARRIED|O\
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on April 17, 2011, 01:06:34 AM
Welp.

##Unvote
##Vote UncertainKitten

Victory through bribery is the most efficient victory.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 17, 2011, 01:09:19 AM
Oh? I think we need to talk, HW~
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on April 17, 2011, 01:10:07 AM
Where's your Pesco/Edible fanfiction where Edible turns out to actually be Bardiche?

Because I don't see anything for us to talk about.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 17, 2011, 01:12:05 AM
^-^.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 17, 2011, 02:35:37 AM
Okay! My scichenists have left me their translation notes, let's see what Mao had to say.

Quote from: WHMZakeri
This thread is pretty silly.

 I can see good points and bad points against both these idiots. It's too bad I can only choose one to lynch. On the one hand we have UncertainKitten who frollics through the thread without content. Then we have Shadoweh who's just dumb.

UncertainKitten:
I didn't like the way you reacted when I died again on Day 7 and didn't come back. But you're a cat so obviously you must be superior to your not catponent.

Shadoweh: I thought yo-DAY'S OVER RAAAAAAAAAAAAANSHAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAA I'M COMING HOME!

..What, no! Goddamnit Chen! Okay uhm, I think I can write back..

Zakeri: Nyan mew, myuu myuu meow nyan miaw maow. Myuu meow meow miew:


Myuu nya UncertainKitten niaos :<
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 17, 2011, 02:48:35 AM
You're speaking the wrong dialect. Now you sound like a dirty foreigner cat, Shadoweh. And no one likes dirty foreigner cats.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kitten4u on April 17, 2011, 02:54:54 AM
[fic]
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/eeeeeeeee.png)

I don't think anymore needs to be said.

##Vote UncertainKitten
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 17, 2011, 02:57:00 AM
K4UUUUUUUUUUU!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE SOLIDLY TOGETHER! WE'RE BOTH KITTIES! HOW COULD YOU BETRAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY ME!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Suikama on April 17, 2011, 02:57:23 AM
##Unvote
##Vote UncertainKitten :derp:
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 17, 2011, 02:58:48 AM
Okay! My scichenists have left me their translation notes, let's see what Mao had to say.
Feh. I've relayed the message and contacted an independent translation group outside this area to do the work, and here's a more proper translation (italicized):

Mew meow mya mew mew.
I am not sure what is going on in this thread.

Mew nya mya meow mew mya meow meow mew myuu myan nyan mew meow mew nya. Nya myuu mew meow meow myuu mya nyaa mew.
I believe that this has escalated to the point of idiocy thanks to two idiots. I would love to kill and mangle them but it seems that this is against the limits.

Mew meow Mew mew nya meow UncertainKitten meow mew mew nya mya meow mew. Mew meow nya mew Shadoweh nya nya mew.
UncertainKitten appears to be acting as the plain village idiot. Shadoweh claims the same, but is to me more of a loiter.

UncertainKitten: Mew nya meow meow myuu mya nyaa mew meow mew nya myuu mew mya nyannya mew. Mew mya mew meow nya nyannya mew meow myuu nya mew nyan.
UncertainKitten: Since you're a cat you should be able to understand this discreetly while your foe needs translators. Simply put, I'll say that you have acted stupidly, which is bad for normal situations but at least you can claim to be an idiot.

Shadoweh: Mew myuu nya nyannya. Mew myuu mew meow meow nyan. Mew myan nya mew:
Shadoweh: You have dealt many grievances against fellow cats and our credo as a result of your posts here:

  • Mew mya nyannya mew meow myuu.
  • Meow meow mya mew nyan.
  • Myaa meow myuu.

  • Your claim to the tuna loli plush is invalid and it doesn't even give the impression of tuna.
  • By attempting to use strawberries to satisfy a member's fetish, our source for our daily strawberry milk is gone.
  • You seemed to have put a member and forced him to post at gunpoint, threatening him with kidnapping.

Meow mya myuu:
Thus I will leave it at this:

##Vote: Shadoweh
Claims of inaccuracy should go to the translation group, not me.

You're speaking the wrong dialect. Now you sound like a dirty foreigner cat, Shadoweh. And no one likes dirty foreigner cats.
Shadoweh really said "HEY NEEKO LET'S GO BOWLING" :colonveeplusalpha:

(http://)

I don't think anymore needs to be said.

##Vote UncertainKitten
Quite a surprise, and I thought cats would unite with UK! Oh wait, maybe it's due to UK being one of those xenophobic cats.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 17, 2011, 03:03:01 AM
SUIKAMMMMMMAAAAAAA T_T. I THOUGHT WE HAD RHYTHM GAME POWERS TOGETHER :(.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kitten4u on April 17, 2011, 03:04:10 AM
K4UUUUUUUUUUU!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE SOLIDLY TOGETHER! WE'RE BOTH KITTIES! HOW COULD YOU BETRAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY ME!
It was a tough choice.  Was I more loyal to the kittens or to the shadows?  On the one hand I AM Kitten4u. On the other hand, if my post record hasn't made it evident, I do rather enjoy lurking in the shadows.  In the end it came down to bonding in the Dead QT.  Sorry, you didn't blab with me nearly enough when I co-modded Haruhi Mafia with you. <3
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 17, 2011, 03:05:05 AM
T_T...e-even my fellow kittens. And I would have bonded to you in the dead thread! B-but I haven't died :(.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Suikama on April 17, 2011, 03:14:27 AM
make your own awesome fic and then we'll talk :V
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 17, 2011, 03:17:12 AM
I can't write for shit. But I can sing, or, maybe play a song, or something. I don't know what you people want from meeeeeeeeee!

Wait...I've got it. Jimang mode. I will deliver...jimang mode to you. Never before seen outside of cons.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Suikama on April 17, 2011, 03:19:20 AM
This sounds like it has potential

##Unvote

do not disappoint ;)
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 17, 2011, 03:26:14 AM
I can't write for shit. But I can sing, or, maybe play a song, or something. I don't know what you people want from meeeeeeeeee!

Wait...I've got it. Jimang mode. I will deliver...jimang mode to you. Never before seen outside of cons.
How about you compose a work and give us the MIDI too for us composers, remixers, and enthusiasts to analyze?
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 17, 2011, 03:28:15 AM
I have no idea how to do that, EP. You will have to settle for an MP3 of me singing UN Owen Was Jimang's Girlfriend while tearing up my throat. Should be forthcoming tomorrow or Monday. Hopefully tomorrow.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 17, 2011, 03:37:29 AM
>-> I remain suspicious of your claim, but this sounds like a trap so... proceeeeed.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on April 17, 2011, 03:38:49 AM
UN Owen Was Jimang's Girlfriend
Hoooooooly shit

Time to get out the popcorn because damn
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 17, 2011, 04:03:56 AM
I have no idea how to do that, EP. You will have to settle for an MP3 of me singing UN Owen Was Jimang's Girlfriend while tearing up my throat. Should be forthcoming tomorrow or Monday. Hopefully tomorrow.
Damn you.
No, no, no, I'm actually looking forward to this.

EDIT: To give you a better impetus:

##Unvote

There. DO NOT FAIL ME THIS TIME.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: PX on April 17, 2011, 04:11:16 AM
Amuse me, and then I will decide who I vote for.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: WHMZakeri on April 17, 2011, 04:49:24 AM
T_T...e-even my fellow kittens. And I would have bonded to you in the dead thread! B-but I haven't died :(.

Mew myau myaa nya mew meow mya nyannya.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 17, 2011, 04:52:19 AM
Nyaa~? Mew meow mew mew meeeeeeeewwwwwwww ^-^~
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 17, 2011, 06:46:38 AM
Mew myau myaa nya mew meow mya nyannya.
Nyaa~? Mew meow mew mew meeeeeeeewwwwwwww ^-^~
I knew UK would be collaborating, foreign imperialist fat cat! KILL THEM ALL ~ AND MANGLE THEM~!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Whatthe on April 17, 2011, 06:57:05 AM
Amuse me, and then I will decide who I vote for.

EDIT: Also might as well ##Whammy PX
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: Pesco on April 17, 2011, 03:32:53 PM
Vote count

UK (11): Sect, Colt, theshim, DollS, Sakana, Reddyne, capt H, Conqueror, UK, HW, K4u, (L-14)

Shadoweh (10): Berzul, Amaterasu, Dormio, That Guy, HakuSM, Omba, Arashi, Moerin, Kips, Zakeri (L-14)

2 alive, 25 votes to lynch
Over 52 + 48 hours remain
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 17, 2011, 04:31:12 PM
Here, have a badly balanced mp3 of me singing over Was UN Owen Was Jimang's Girlfriend?

Seriously, I am terrible at using Audacity.

I think I might post another singery. Who's up for Kokoro (Xenosaga I ending theme)
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Helepolis on April 17, 2011, 04:36:46 PM
Who ever of you two sings a small part of septette and captures my heart soul (preferable the chorus) will get my protection (aka vote-lynching the other)
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 17, 2011, 04:50:17 PM
You'll have to link me. And it's not happening today. Though I have some Kokoro for you. IT HAS FAIL BALANCE FOR THE WIN! If anyone wants to fix it...uh, I'm not sure how you can since I didn't save the aup.

Wow, this is kind of REALLY quiet on my part. I know I was singing at a normal level. My mic must have not had a good pick up. I'll upload this, but I want to do a better one later. Alternatively someone can try to fix this. It's REALLY hard to hear me by the end...sorry.

Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Helepolis on April 17, 2011, 04:58:46 PM
I will be warmly watching :V

Song/video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdlMdyURwtk

Lyrics: http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Lyrics:_Pri%C3%A8re_-%E3%83%97%E3%83%AA%E3%82%A8%E3%83%BC%E3%83%AB-
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 17, 2011, 05:02:29 PM
Poor balance indeed. I can offer to fix them up if you send both the original and the recordings, preferably as separate audio files.
But seeing as you didn't save the AUP, well...this is a little less likely.

Also I have Auto-Tune :colonveeplusalpha:
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 17, 2011, 05:04:16 PM
Um, I don't have the .aups for either so.

I can send you the original tracks probably.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 17, 2011, 05:05:05 PM
That should be fine.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Iryan on April 17, 2011, 07:21:42 PM
Okay. Let's spice it up.
I am undecided as to who is the real scum in this debacle, but I have figured out a way to make a decision.

Exhibit A: Bad Apple!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO5-RpQAIt4) without vocals for Karaoke purposes.

I challenge you to make a recording of you singing along to it!

However, that alone would prove nothing, and it would also be too easy.
No, what you have to do is sing this German fandub (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnWDB1vfFhA) of Bad Apple!!!

If somebody does this, I will place my vote however he or she pleases.
Afterall, someone who speaks German can't be a bad person. It's just common sense!  BV
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 17, 2011, 07:22:56 PM
Got lyrics? I may give it a shot.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on April 17, 2011, 07:35:24 PM
Iryan, du bist der Beste :3
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Iryan on April 17, 2011, 07:39:21 PM
Got lyrics? I may give it a shot.
They are in the video description of the German fandub.


Iryan, du bist der Beste :3
:3
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 17, 2011, 07:44:18 PM
I don't have a microphone and I can't sing anything ;-; My role forbids me from using vocals anyways, I am a warrior of the paper and pen and typed word!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 17, 2011, 08:29:34 PM
Okay. Let's spice it up.
I am undecided as to who is the real scum in this debacle, but I have figured out a way to make a decision.

Exhibit A: Bad Apple!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO5-RpQAIt4) without vocals for Karaoke purposes.

I challenge you to make a recording of you singing along to it!

However, that alone would prove nothing, and it would also be too easy.
No, what you have to do is sing this German fandub (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnWDB1vfFhA) of Bad Apple!!!

If somebody does this, I will place my vote however he or she pleases.
Afterall, someone who speaks German can't be a bad person. It's just common sense!  BV
That's a GREAT idea.
EDIT: I bet it's so that you and Sakana can laugh hard at the mispronunciations, no?

Oh, and I got the files UK but turns out adjusting the vocals is a royal PITA. Might as well stay with what we've got for those.

Therefore, for both of you I will require that you record your vocals (with the music on headphones, preferably, or just really low-volume) and save that onto SEPARATE files so that if either or both of you ask for mixing (I'm available for that), it will be a breeze.

I don't have a microphone and I can't sing anything ;-;
If you're on a laptop, many current ones have built-in microphones and webcams for video conferencing and Skype reasons. Microphone headsets are also quite common and cheap.
Lastly, many phones have little voice note or voice memo features that can act as a sound recorder, but the issue afterwards would be transferring them over to the computer for upload.

EDIT2: If either of you do anything like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsX9SYAn4wA)....
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 17, 2011, 09:52:59 PM
If you're on a laptop, many current ones have built-in microphones and webcams for video conferencing and Skype reasons. Microphone headsets are also quite common and cheap.
Lastly, many phones have little voice note or voice memo features that can act as a sound recorder, but the issue afterwards would be transferring them over to the computer for upload.

EDIT2: If either of you do anything like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsX9SYAn4wA)....
I'm not on a laptop, I've broken three microphones already and haven't been able to get a fourth to work, and I don't have a phone. >_> Seriously singing can't haaaaaappen ;_;
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Helepolis on April 17, 2011, 10:00:49 PM
I don't have a microphone and I can't sing anything ;-; My role forbids me from using vocals anyways, I am a warrior of the paper and pen and typed word!
Oh in that case, forget my Septette vocal.

I will vote against your 'enemy' if you write a VERY SMALL story (like those RP posts in Mafia) of how I Shino you. (whether it is success or fail, you may decide yourself)
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 17, 2011, 10:16:39 PM
But what if I do Septette, Hele? Will you grade each on qualiteh?
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 17, 2011, 11:24:04 PM
Oh in that case, forget my Septette vocal.

I will vote against your 'enemy' if you write a VERY SMALL story (like those RP posts in Mafia) of how I Shino you. (whether it is success or fail, you may decide yourself)
/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Walking through the halls of the SDM at night was serene, peaceful but with a touch of hidden danger. Shadoweh was glad to settle into the guest room Sakuya had chosen for her and lay down, settling into fitful dreams. Who would die tonight? Would Bardiche be safe, protected by her energy? She rolled over, onto something.. fluffy? Tiny hands squeezed against her chest and her eyes flow open to see a small white.. thing looking up with big red eyes and a permenent trollish smile. Wasn't this the fanboy that forced her into the mansion earlier? Without opening his mouth, Helepolis asked, "Please let me squeeze your boobs~! I'll grant you your fondest wish! Just make a contract with me and let me squeeze your-" The white dogish creature didn't get a chance to finish before Shadoweh threw him into the wall and ran out of the SDM. "Anywhere would be safer then this crazy place!" As Helepolis slid down the wall, he sighed happily. "Gensokyo is heaven.."
/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 17, 2011, 11:27:30 PM
Clever story. Time to wait for UK's response, whether that be the German Bad Apple or Sepette.

DAMN YOU MADOKA CONTRACT FACE THING ~ !
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Hanged Hourai on April 17, 2011, 11:37:53 PM
Whoever can tell me the primary benefit of using a Hangman's knot as opposed to a Gallows knot can dictate my vote.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Prody on April 17, 2011, 11:43:03 PM
DAMN YOU MADOKA CONTRACT FACE THING ~ !
Its name is QB, don't forget that now.
/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Omba on April 17, 2011, 11:53:45 PM
...
I laughed so hard picturing Madoka in that scene. :V

##Unvote: Shadoweh

Now let's see what UK does next.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 18, 2011, 12:50:51 AM
Its name is QB, don't forget that now.
/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Already knew that, just didn't put it in there at the time.

Hurry up UK, I don't have all day!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 18, 2011, 01:14:49 AM
Did I not say I would do the singing tomorrow? You seem to assume that tomorrow somehow means "in two hours"

Patience is a virtue. So is reading.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 18, 2011, 06:00:16 AM
Whoever can tell me the primary benefit of using a Hangman's knot as opposed to a Gallows knot can dictate my vote.
Hangman's knot, unlike what it actually sounds like, more often kills by breaking the neck of a hanged victim instead of the Gallows knot, which ends up killing by strangulation. So if you want to mercifully kill someone you want the Hangman's knot. Have you ever considered you have a slight Fetish? >.>
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Helepolis on April 18, 2011, 06:53:12 AM
But what if I do Septette, Hele? Will you grade each on qualiteh?

I will have to. (I blame Pesco for this challenge thread, this is tough competition between you two!)
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Pesco on April 18, 2011, 07:28:42 AM
Simple ideas are the best ones.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Hanged Hourai on April 18, 2011, 12:35:25 PM
Have you ever considered you have a slight Fetish? >.>
:3 :ohdear: :D :blush:  :derp: :V
I prefer to think that I've idealized the whole noose thing, and a lot of what goes with it.
But in any case,
##Vote: UK
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 18, 2011, 06:16:00 PM
All right, here comes the singery. It might take me a bit, I have to basically crash course learn the songs, even with lyrics. I'll post them when I'm ready.

EDIT: Iryan, what possibly made you think that using a god damn YOUTUBE for the off vocal would be at all a good idea? Audacity hardly runs when I have Firefox OFF.

/me grumbles.

FORTUNATELY for you I can pull it from the youtube. But that was extraordinarily dumb, seriously.

EDIT 2: HELE! SAME SHAME ON YOU! You all SUCK at making requests.

EDIT 3: I'm about ready to kill both of you for making this so fucking difficult. I'm not sure you're aware of how much of my allotted singing time was spent dealing with YOUR incompetence. IT IS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD TO USE MEDIAFIRE OR DROP BOX!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on April 18, 2011, 06:17:14 PM
No one has convinced me yet. :sword!:
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 18, 2011, 06:29:41 PM
All right, here comes the singery. It might take me a bit, I have to basically crash course learn the songs, even with lyrics. I'll post them when I'm ready.

EDIT: Iryan, what possibly made you think that using a god damn YOUTUBE for the off vocal would be at all a good idea? Audacity hardly runs when I have Firefox OFF.

/me grumbles.

FORTUNATELY for you I can pull it from the youtube. But that was extraordinarily dumb, seriously.

EDIT 2: HELE! SAME SHAME ON YOU! You all SUCK at making requests.
Upgrade computer with more RAM, larger and faster HDD or SSD, maybe CPU and GPU if applicable, etc. But I would've suggested that if you didn't go further and object to this outright over technical issues.

To put it more bluntly, YOU FAILED! *boooo*
##Vote: UK

Mission begins in 60 seconds...I mean, a few posts later.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 18, 2011, 06:33:37 PM
Let me try that again. I'm not doing yours Iryan. It's too high a song and it's in a key that's kind of weird so I can't compensate properly. I should have remembered that from when I've tried to sing Bad Apple in the past. It's also too fast to learn, particularly if you aren't very familiar with German. Vote me if you will, but sorry.

Going to try Hele's, I THINK I can handle that one.

@Okuu: I don't know why you think you're at all helpful suggesting something like that. You seem to assume I'm made of money. Fun facts, I'm not. If I COULD upgrade my PC, don't you think maybe, just MAYBE I would have done so already? What did you think your "suggestion" added? At all?

Secondly, I never said I wasn't doing it due to technical issues. I said that the way they gave me my materials was utterly stupid.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 18, 2011, 06:41:25 PM
@Okuu: *still working on singing but considers it stupid and objects to Iryan's unreasonable challenge*

*part 2: states that she isn't made of money and questions my earlier computer upgrade advice as well as my rationale for such*

*edit addition statement claiming my inability to read properly*

The original message has been paraphrased for being too subjective. The tone was overall very childish and full of rage, which proceeded to get worse and more obvious as it was read.
Right, right. And of course no one is made of money, or (s)he'd be ripped to shreds within 2 seconds by a greedy mob.
From then on the argument degenerates into blabber worthy of the scum. Poor showing, UK, poor showing.
Therefore:
##64641236 + P & K: UK
(above: Jam's 100-hit combo move in GGX2^AC+)

...eh? An edit?
Quote
@Okuu: I don't know why you think you're at all helpful suggesting something like that. You seem to assume I'm made of money. Fun facts, I'm not. If I COULD upgrade my PC, don't you think maybe, just MAYBE I would have done so already? What did you think your "suggestion" added? At all?

Secondly, I never said I wasn't doing it due to technical issues. I said that the way they gave me my materials was utterly stupid.
See above on money. Some people also don't implement advice upon realizing that it is possible, hence my suggestion.

OK, the last bit is more understandable now. I may be able to get the video and rip it to an audio-only format for upload, so you can slide freely on that part.
BUT, because this message was a bit late:
##632146 + SP: UK
(above: Ryo's Haoh-Shouhouken (?) in the KOF games)



EP advises you to ignore but not delete the attachment. Seriously. It is not worth the time to analyze the contents and go for what is in it. While its contents are somewhat relevant, it is best ignored for all but the most inquisitive. And even then you're 28% more likely to live happily without looking at this attachment. It's true!

I would also wish to inform you that the necessary procedure and methods for fully accessing the contents has been eaten by the local university squirrels. Make no attempt to rummage its contents.

Lastly, should any of you actually solve it (a highly unlikely scenario), it is not meant for public discussion or even reference, so keep the contents to yourself. I also take no responsibility over any of the fallout that may result.

P.S. I scanned this and there are no viruses or malware in there.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 18, 2011, 06:58:19 PM
It's a shame you're the obvious scum UK, or I would request my song sung to the tune of Kitten is Angry. :3
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Helepolis on April 18, 2011, 07:01:24 PM
Kitten ! MY REQUEST IS FAIRLY LOGICAL, ANYBODY ENEMY TO SDM = SCUM.

Still waiting for it, seeing Shadoweh already wrote a RP.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 18, 2011, 07:06:43 PM
Working on it Hele. Yours is a bit out of my range, but I can more or less do it. There are a couple notes I have to drop, and a couple things she does weirdly I need to remember :P.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Helepolis on April 18, 2011, 07:12:05 PM
Working on it Hele. Yours is a bit out of my range, but I can more or less do it. There are a couple notes I have to drop, and a couple things she does weirdly I need to remember :P.
The charismatic hand pose is not weird! In fact, make a video singing while doing that pose. Guess singing is just enough :V
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 18, 2011, 07:13:16 PM
Oh, Okuu edited too. The thing is, what you posted reads like you assume I'm not that bright, and that I wouldn't do that if I had the chance. So it also came off as a little insulting, hence why at first I said you were being a smart ass. Still, again, I apologize for the first post. I would appreciate it being edited out since I don't think that such negativity should be on the record given how quickly I did edit it, but whatever works I guess.

@Hele: Having more trouble than I thought. The lyrics also seem to skip some things. Is this a short version?

EDIT: Oh, I already have audio only. I said that I could get audio only so I did~.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Helepolis on April 18, 2011, 07:18:46 PM
I have no idea if the Youtube video is a short version.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 18, 2011, 07:20:54 PM
Well, it's what I'm going with. I may have to only do a part for now. I'm spending a lot of time on this and I keep running out of vocal stamina. I don't know WHY I'm having this much trouble, but I might just be out of practice. Taking a cough drop to see if that clears things up any. Should be uploading soon.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Edible on April 18, 2011, 07:21:59 PM
Thread title updated for cheese purposes.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 18, 2011, 07:30:54 PM
Thread title updated for cheese purposes.
AW YEAH

...great, now I'm hungry for dairy again! Argh!

Next round has to involve cheese wheels and mice to commemorate this.

Oh, Okuu edited too. The thing is, what you posted reads like you assume I'm not that bright, and that I wouldn't do that if I had the chance. So it also came off as a little insulting, hence why at first I said you were being a smart ass. Still, again, I apologize for the first post. I would appreciate it being edited out since I don't think that such negativity should be on the record given how quickly I did edit it, but whatever works I guess.
I call it when I see it. Depending on how things turn out at the end of the day I may put a synopsis of the message there instead of the full-blown rant that stands now.
However, my comments and 100-hit combo remain intact.

Quote
EDIT: Oh, I already have audio only. I said that I could get audio only so I did~.
OK then, dilemma solved!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 18, 2011, 07:35:41 PM
Sounds gouda Edible! What would it take to convince you not to take it easy and raise the oranges of war against my evil, evil obvscum opponent? Just look at how she rages against the oppressors, she's an enemy to yukkuris everywhere!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 18, 2011, 07:38:46 PM
...Um...I don't think I can do this today. All my prior attempts more or less killed me...I've been singing for almost a half hour now and I can't make this sound good. Like...I'm straining to hit notes now that earlier I was hitting all right, just a little sourly. But now I can't even eke them out. I'll either have to record this evening or tomorrow morning. I'm sorry about this but...I didn't realize how much I was hurting myself.

I WILL get it in by tomorrow though, even if it's garbage. I may only stick to the first six lines because I apparently literally don't have the stamina for the full song.

EDIT: Yelling at my computer earlier probably is what did me in, thinking on it. I was pretty livid at how much of a piece of shit it was being so I think I was setting myself up for failure there. Once my throat starts working again I'll see what I can do. I have some work to do at the moment, though.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 18, 2011, 07:42:19 PM
Nice cat avvy Shadoweh!

Now that we know you are both cats, let the kitty wars commence! :colonveeplusalpha:

Sounds gouda Edible! What would it take to convince you not to take it easy and raise the oranges of war against my evil, evil obvscum opponent? Just look at how she rages against the oppressors, she's an enemy to yukkuris everywhere!
Is it me or are you giving the potentially wrong idea about this? Oh wait, damn you American stories about freedom fighters rising against oppressors.

...Um...I don't think I can do this today. All my prior attempts more or less killed me...I've been singing for almost a half hour now and I can't make this sound good. Like...I'm straining to hit notes now that earlier I was hitting all right, just a little sourly. But now I can't even eke them out. I'll either have to record this evening or tomorrow morning. I'm sorry about this but...I didn't realize how much I was hurting myself.

I WILL get it in by tomorrow though, even if it's garbage. I may only stick to the first six lines because I apparently literally don't have the stamina for the full song.

EDIT: Yelling at my computer earlier probably is what did me in, thinking on it. I was pretty livid at how much of a piece of shit it was being so I think I was setting myself up for failure there. Once my throat starts working again I'll see what I can do. I have some work to do at the moment, though.
Sounds like you've exhausted yourself with your attempts and the rant posts. Feel free to pass out. Prepare to assume the Party Escort Submission Position. As for the yelling, don't turn into KBC ^^'

Also, looking at the posts again....

YOU FAIL, STALEMATE! *awwwwww*
##Unvote

PREPARE FOR (MELEE-ONLY) SUDDEN DEATH.

EDIT: BTW UK I removed the original post of yours and replaced it with an event synopsis and note.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 18, 2011, 08:20:18 PM
Yeah, I read. Works well enough I guess. I'm kind of scared of your attachment but don't feel like trying to figure out the password.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 18, 2011, 08:24:49 PM
Yeah, I read. Works well enough I guess. I'm kind of scared of your attachment but don't feel like trying to figure out the password.
Don't worry about it. As I said, I have lost the password(s?) to its contents to damned squirrrels. As I said GlaDOS-style, make no attempt to solve it.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Iryan on April 18, 2011, 08:59:16 PM
You know, if anybody else wants to decide over my vote, my offer still stands.  :3
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 19, 2011, 02:10:09 AM
Is it me or are you giving the potentially wrong idea about this? Oh wait, damn you American stories about freedom fighters rising against oppressors.
Unlike the valiant freedom fighters, like myself, who rambo for the good of the nation, UK is an evil terrorist who fights to turn Touhou into a yaoi fanfic and outlaw kittens. See, she's trying to lynch this face. Could you lynch this face? No, you cannot. The only one who could lynch me is SCUM! True Facts.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on April 19, 2011, 03:14:02 AM
who rambo
This interests me.
Please elaborate and if I get a reasonable response, I may be willing to switch my vote.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: HakureiSM on April 19, 2011, 03:47:14 AM
Gee, this place sure has long days :derp:
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on April 19, 2011, 03:50:44 AM
Mafiascum has longer days, apparently.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Suikama on April 19, 2011, 03:51:04 AM
Gee, this place sure has long days :derp:
Kyon-kun denwa
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on April 19, 2011, 03:51:49 AM
UK is an evil terrorist who fights to turn Touhou into a yaoi fanfic
.... wait, really?

>_>

<_<

##Unvote
##Vote: Shadoweh
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Moerin on April 19, 2011, 03:57:15 AM
UK is an evil terrorist who fights to turn Touhou into a yaoi fanfic
...Wait how is this bad again? ???

##Unvote

##Vote: Shadoweh


...Not that this changes anything at all, just gives me more incentive.  Getting let out of the cellar and yaoi~?  This is gonna be my best... Day... EVER~! ^___^
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Sect on April 19, 2011, 04:01:00 AM
UK is an evil terrorist who fights to turn Touhou into a yaoi fanfic
You, um, you do remember who wrote the second challenge for you and Kips, right?

##Unvote
##Vote: Shadoweh
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Thata no Guykoro on April 19, 2011, 04:08:30 AM
I request a votecount!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: PX on April 19, 2011, 04:38:09 AM
1 day left, someone must get lynched.

##Vote: Shadoweh
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 19, 2011, 05:38:31 AM
.... wait, really?
>_>
<_<

##Unvote
##Vote: Shadoweh
Yes, but all Man-Yumemi appearances were replaced by Man-Mima. Mima is the only PC-98 character UK cares about. A truly scummy point of view.
You, um, you do remember who wrote the second challenge for you and Kips, right?
##Unvote
##Vote: Shadoweh
Well I do. I know UK never read it, or learned anything about how sexy Lord Tenma's abs are. So.. he's probably not making any appearances.

PX, Keine has a message for you.
<Swhaydohehs> @choose vote for Shadoweh or vote for UK
<%EX-Keine-tan> Swhaydohehs: I choose...vote for UK! ^_^V
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: Pesco on April 19, 2011, 07:30:41 AM
##Eat PX

Vote count

UK (11): Colt, theshim, DollS, Sakana, Reddyne, capt H, Conqueror, UK, HW, K4u, Hourai(L-14)

Shadoweh (11): Berzul, Amaterasu, Dormio, That Guy, HakuSM, Arashi, Moerin, Kips, Zakeri, Ruro, Sect (L-13)

2 alive, 25 votes to lynch
Over 12 + 48 hours remain

##Vote UK
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 19, 2011, 04:48:30 PM
All right, let's give this Septette thing a try here. We'll see how far I get.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 19, 2011, 05:36:58 PM
HOLY SHIT IT ALMOST SOUNDS DECENT WITH THE ACTUAL MUSIC! I make a couple mistakes that are fairly obvious, and some notes I just refused to try to hit. Let me save as mp3 and see how it sounds.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 19, 2011, 05:42:29 PM
All right, it sounds decent. You can tell I'm struggling at first, but I actually seem to start doing ok as I get into it. I'm a little quiet on the chorus, partially because I wasn't singing as loudly. You can still actually HEAR me though. There Hele, hopefully my charismatic singingishness will gain your vote for Shadoweh!

The best part is where I actually talk and you can see about how much higher I'm trying to sing compared to my voice :P.

As a bonus my next post will have a properly balanced Kokoro.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 19, 2011, 06:10:29 PM
Eh...this kind of sucks, but here is Kokoro. And that's my singing for today.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Janitor Morgan on April 19, 2011, 06:44:32 PM
Sounds quite nice, UK. Hopefully your voice recovers soon; maybe there'll be more singing! :3

##Vote: Shadoweh
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on April 19, 2011, 07:04:36 PM
Jegus okay
##Unvote
##Vote: Shadoweh

Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Helepolis on April 19, 2011, 07:18:07 PM
UncertainKitten what is this....




















... This is a tribute!

Shadoweh, while you indeed did a RP post (and a very funny one tbh, Also I lol'd how I appeared in your bed :V), HOWEVER, you turned me into a QB. Unforgivable! Only scums would do such a thing!

(http://i52.tinypic.com/168h2y1.png)
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 19, 2011, 07:33:03 PM
Nicely done!

##Vote: Shadoweh
UncertainSM...uh, Photo Lab Alliance again?
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Helepolis on April 19, 2011, 07:41:46 PM
[21:40:13] <Pesco> Hele your vote doesn't count

そうーなのかー?

##Vote Shadoweh
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Pesco on April 19, 2011, 07:44:30 PM
##Eat Helepolis
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 19, 2011, 07:49:57 PM
Pesco, quit cheatan.

##Load Dice: Rumia

Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 19, 2011, 08:34:20 PM
UK stop using your Siren powers to lure people into your coral reef of doom! >.<
Shadoweh, while you indeed did a RP post (and a very funny one tbh, Also I lol'd how I appeared in your bed :V), HOWEVER, you turned me into a QB. Unforgivable! Only scums would do such a thing!
Don't call Pesco a scum! No wonder Rumia ate you! >:(

Hey Dormio dis is for u

A QUICK GUIDE ON EFFECTIVE RAMBO IN MAFIA BY DORMIO SHADOWEH

1. Don't roll anything but a vig.
This step is important. If you roll doctor, you're destined to end up the N1 kill like Kilga.

2. Ignore the wagons.
You don't have time to give a fuck who everyone else is voting WHEN YOU NEED TO SPEND THE DAY REREADING EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF TEXT EVERY PLAYER HAS EVER WRITTEN. IS A TOWNIE CLAIMING A NARROWED DOWN SCUM LIST? IGNORE IT. YOU DO NOT GIVE A FUCK.

3. Do not communicate with town.
Silence is golden. Remember this rule, and remember it well. You need to concentrate on who you're vigging damnit. You can't waste precious second(s) communicating your scum pics to people when you could be chasing down crucial scummy evidence!

4. Don't wait for any townies before you shoot.
There are only like 2 powers that can help you kill someone, compared to like 5 powers that stop you from blowing up who you want. Not waiting for anyone will save you from out of nowhere roleblocks when you're arguing 5vs1 about who you want to kill.

5. Make sure your name is Kitten4u.
If you do not want to fail during your ramboing town attempt, this is the most important step. Disregarding this step will result in unavoidable failure.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 19, 2011, 08:42:56 PM
Shadoweh, you're doin it rong. That's way too many steps for someone who is Ramboing in mafia. You assume that you even have time to THINK about such things while shooting. THIS IS THE WAY OF FAILURE!

What you REALLY do is

Step 1: Roll vig. Anything else is DEAD PARROT! For if you do not have the vig, you will be vigged.
Step 2: Make one single post in the mafia topic. This may be your confirm post. Most importantly, it should contain the ##Kill: action. PX is a great target for this.
Step 3: Coast for the rest of the game because even if you miss scum, who's going to lynch a day vig? Especially a RAMBO day vig?
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Pesco on April 19, 2011, 08:46:40 PM
UK stop using your Siren powers to lure people into your coral reef of doom! >.<Don't call Pesco a scum! No wonder Rumia ate you! >:(

Hey Dormio dis is for u

A QUICK GUIDE ON EFFECTIVE RAMBO IN MAFIA BY DORMIO SHADOWEH

1. Don't roll anything but a vig.
This step is important. If you roll doctor, you're destined to end up the N1 kill like Kilga.

2. Ignore the wagons.
You don't have time to give a fuck who everyone else is voting WHEN YOU NEED TO SPEND THE DAY REREADING EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF TEXT EVERY PLAYER HAS EVER WRITTEN. IS A TOWNIE CLAIMING A NARROWED DOWN SCUM LIST? IGNORE IT. YOU DO NOT GIVE A FUCK.

3. Do not communicate with town.
Silence is golden. Remember this rule, and remember it well. You need to concentrate on who you're vigging damnit. You can't waste precious second(s) communicating your scum pics to people when you could be chasing down crucial scummy evidence!

4. Don't wait for any townies before you shoot.
There are only like 2 powers that can help you kill someone, compared to like 5 powers that stop you from blowing up who you want. Not waiting for anyone will save you from out of nowhere roleblocks when you're arguing 5vs1 about who you want to kill.

5. Make sure your name is Kitten4u.
If you do not want to fail during your ramboing town attempt, this is the most important step. Disregarding this step will result in unavoidable failure.

Fail Rambo guide.

This is how you do it
1. Roll SK. That's the true Rambo of Rambos in mafia because this fucker takes on the game ALONE and wins.
2. Wagons are your hitlist. Especially if they were on your wagon.
3. You tell the Town who is the boss around here. You make sure they're either with you or they're dead.
4. If a Townie cuts your post to make you choo choo on a fucking train, you shoot the dumbass for getting in your way.
5. Make sure your name is Dormio. Because nobody else can make the best posts and vig a known bomb like he can.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Iryan on April 19, 2011, 08:54:27 PM
/me takes a look at these guides *


...a strange game. The only winning move is not to- ALL HAIL PESCO!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Berzul on April 19, 2011, 08:59:38 PM
This is starting to get desperate.. we don't have all the time in the world, the are suppose to be 2 more challenges after this... I have made my decision long time ago and it seem no one did cared of my opinion back then, but it's still the same. So..

##Berzul at Rumia
##Vote unchanged


Just decide already.. one of you should sacrifice for the sake of sanity...
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 19, 2011, 09:01:21 PM
Wait, this was a best of three? I'm pretty sure that this is stand alone, Berzul...
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Berzul on April 19, 2011, 09:07:12 PM
Wait, this was a best of three? I'm pretty sure that this is stand alone, Berzul...

You sureeee, that the rules for standard IP battle changed since the last one? Better count for the worse maybe, it's just "Day 1"
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 19, 2011, 09:13:11 PM
You can ask Pesco for clarification. You are aware most IP battles AREN'T three rounds, right?
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on April 19, 2011, 09:20:39 PM
*Shadoweh's rambo guide*
Pfft, no.
*UK's rambo guide*
Eh, getting there.

Fail Rambo guide.

This is how you do it
1. Roll SK. That's the true Rambo of Rambos in mafia because this fucker takes on the game ALONE and wins.
2. Wagons are your hitlist. Especially if they were on your wagon.
3. You tell the Town who is the boss around here. You make sure they're either with you or they're dead.
4. If a Townie cuts your post to make you choo choo on a fucking train, you shoot the dumbass for getting in your way.
5. Make sure your name is Dormio. Because nobody else can make the best posts and vig a known bomb like he can.
Damn fucking straight.
Just make sure you don't forget the part where you claim scum. Because you can.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Berzul on April 19, 2011, 09:22:20 PM
You can ask Pesco for clarification. You are aware most IP battles AREN'T three rounds, right?
"In the case of Deity challenges, it's best of 3 challenges."

hmm if Shadoweh wins, he would become one? Then why Day 1 at the first place then...? And what is the point of having "one part challenge" that is only one part? Shouldn't it be more fair and square to for the players that they would be challenged in various tasks?
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Pesco on April 19, 2011, 09:26:05 PM
This one is just an IP challenging the IM for her slot. The IM doesn't actually get to win anything other than bragging rights :V
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Berzul on April 19, 2011, 09:29:45 PM
This one is just an IP challenging the IM for her slot. The IM doesn't actually get to win anything other than bragging rights :V

Then.. it's really unfair for one of the side, Because his price is not equal to the price he has to pay for losing... sad world this...
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on April 19, 2011, 09:33:46 PM
4. Don't wait for any townies before you shoot.
There are only like 2 powers that can help you kill someone, compared to like 5 powers that stop you from blowing up who you want. Not waiting for anyone will save you from out of nowhere roleblocks when you're arguing 5vs1 about who you want to kill.
Oh yeah, hi5 for teamwork in Zombie Mafia.
If only I were scum that game.
I could have trololol'd you and Conqueror so hard.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 19, 2011, 09:38:05 PM
Then.. it's really unfair for one of the side, Because his price is not equal to the price he has to pay for losing... sad world this...
Isn't it sad, Shadoweh? ;_;
Oh yeah, hi5 for teamwork in Zombie Mafia.
If only I were scum that game.
I could have trololol'd you and Conqueror so hard.
The next time I roll vig YOU ARE THE FIRST TO GO!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on April 19, 2011, 09:42:09 PM
Next time I roll SK, or vig, or scum, I'll make sure to send you my love on the first day/night.
Because I love you and we'll be together forever 'til death do us part. No spoony Bard will get in the way of this.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Pesco on April 19, 2011, 09:46:04 PM
Next time I roll SK, or vig, or scum, I'll make sure to send you my love on the first day/night.
Because I love you and we'll be together forever 'til death do us part. No spoony Bard will get in the way of this.

Eeeww how creepy
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on April 19, 2011, 09:47:37 PM
Would you rather I send my regards to you, my lovely rabbit?

... I need to get back to work on assignments instead of being bored.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Pesco on April 19, 2011, 11:27:17 PM
UK found me half of what I wanted. So it's good enough for now.

##Unvote
##Vote Shadoweh

Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Momiji on April 19, 2011, 11:49:42 PM
##Vote: Shadoweh
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Stuffman on April 19, 2011, 11:50:19 PM
##Vote UK because UK asked me out of the blue to vote for Shadoweh. How underhanded!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 20, 2011, 12:05:28 AM
Next time I roll SK, or vig, or scum, I'll make sure to send you my love on the first day/night.
Because I love you and we'll be together forever 'til death do us part. No spoony Bard will get in the way of this.
But Dormio, you sent me Bard the next night and we were together in blissful insanity the entire graveyard time <3 <3 <3
##Vote UK because UK asked me out of the blue to vote for Shadoweh. How underhanded!
:O THAT CONNIVING SCUM! I bet that's why Momizi has come against my cuteness too, nyooo ;-;
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Momiji on April 20, 2011, 12:13:57 AM
THAT CONNIVING SCUM! I bet that's why Momizi has come against my cuteness too, nyooo ;-;
I'm not sure who this "Momizi" is you're talking about~  :3
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on April 20, 2011, 02:24:35 AM
But Dormio, you sent me Bard the next night and we were together in blissful insanity the entire graveyard time <3 <3 <3
Pfft.
You call that "insanity"?
Clearly you haven't heard a conversation between rizock and I over teamspeak.
Or a conversation between me and anything after a hospital visit.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Kilgamayan on April 20, 2011, 03:40:52 AM
##Vote: Shadoweh

I want to be cool too.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 20, 2011, 07:26:24 AM
I want to be cool too.
D: This is because of your N1 kill isn't it? I'll roll doctor! I'll think only of saving you!
With a 50 word rp scene of our passionate love!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: Pesco on April 20, 2011, 05:49:00 PM
Vote count

UK (12): Colt, theshim, DollS, Sakana, Reddyne, capt H, Conqueror, UK, HW, K4u, Hourai, Stuffman (L-13)

Shadoweh (20): Berzul, Amaterasu, Dormio, That Guy, HakuSM, Arashi, Moerin, Kips, Zakeri, Ruro, Sect, rdj, Zengar, EP, Pesco, Momiji, Kilga (L-4)

2 alive, 25 votes to lynch
About 0 + 25 hours remain
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 20, 2011, 06:44:12 PM
There aren't even 20 people voting for me ;^; It has been suggested that I write something palpable to the audience so.. you'll have to wait a few hours for it. Don't hammer Shadoweh!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 20, 2011, 07:52:45 PM
Come on guys, we have 25 hours to get a lynch, and Shadoweh is almost there. Don't let her scum pleas trick you! She's just stalling for no lynch. Even if she produces some fiction, she's banking on everyone being so distracted by reading it that they forget to vote her!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Chaore on April 20, 2011, 09:10:01 PM
Totally not secretly lurkscum aiding scumbuddy with a sudden vote out of nowhere. nope.

##Vote: Shadoweh.


COMPLETELY INCONSPICUOUS.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on April 20, 2011, 09:13:21 PM
Don't hammer Shadoweh!
Quick! DollS! We need your expertise!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Seian Verian on April 20, 2011, 09:16:29 PM
Shadoweh is shadowy, obviously scum

##Vote: Shadoweh

...*disappears into shadows*
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Conqueror on April 20, 2011, 09:18:23 PM
Quick! DollS! We need your expertise!

Need some PX and NeoSerela in here.

Edit: Never mind, forgot NeoSerela wasn't the counterwagon to UK.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Pesco on April 20, 2011, 09:19:48 PM
Shadoweh is gonna help twink me out. Guess I can't ignore that.

##Unvote
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Edible on April 20, 2011, 09:24:18 PM
##vote
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: PX on April 20, 2011, 11:26:32 PM
.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Shadoweh on April 21, 2011, 08:33:31 AM
Quick! DollS! We need your expertise!
You guys suck! You really did try to hammer me! >.<
The worst part is I appear to have come down with severe writer's block, despite the wonderful suggestions for Sakana x Sango stories I got. I just can't figure out how to capture their romance in text. However I did promise Something so...

(http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/8790/tunaxdolphin.th.jpg) (http://img830.imageshack.us/i/tunaxdolphin.jpg/)
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Helepolis on April 21, 2011, 09:35:31 AM
You guys suck! You really did try to hammer me! >.<
The worst part is I appear to have come down with severe writer's block, despite the wonderful suggestions for Sakana x Sango stories I got. I just can't figure out how to capture their romance in text. However I did promise Something so...

(http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/8790/tunaxdolphin.th.jpg) (http://img830.imageshack.us/i/tunaxdolphin.jpg/)

(http://i54.tinypic.com/2ezmj60.png)
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on April 21, 2011, 09:41:11 AM
:akihawhat:
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: DX7.EP on April 21, 2011, 09:51:26 AM
You guys suck! You really did try to hammer me! >.<
The worst part is I appear to have come down with severe writer's block, despite the wonderful suggestions for Sakana x Sango stories I got. I just can't figure out how to capture their romance in text. However I did promise Something so...

(http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/8790/tunaxdolphin.th.jpg) (http://img830.imageshack.us/i/tunaxdolphin.jpg/)
:teaspit:
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Prody on April 21, 2011, 11:19:43 AM
What's with everyone's reactions? I think it is an interesting concept for a story! Fishes be unique!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on April 21, 2011, 12:02:29 PM
Generic Tuna x Generic Dolphin?
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: PX on April 21, 2011, 01:20:04 PM
:|, I wanted the hammer.

##Vote: Shadoweh
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: Pesco on April 21, 2011, 05:13:18 PM
Vote count

UK (12): Colt, theshim, DollS, Sakana, Reddyne, capt H, Conqueror, UK, HW, K4u, Hourai, Stuffman (L-13)

Shadoweh (18): Berzul, Amaterasu, Dormio, That Guy, HakuSM, Arashi, Moerin, Kips, Zakeri, Ruro, Sect, rdj, Zengar, EP, Momiji, Kilga, Chaore, SD (L-6)

2 alive, 25 votes to lynch
Just over 0 + 2 hours remain
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 21, 2011, 06:15:32 PM
Come on gaiz, we only have an hour left! A vote for Shadoweh is a vote for justice! See her scummily lurking to no lynch so she can NK me! It's all so clear now!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Prody on April 21, 2011, 06:30:20 PM
25 was way too big of a number to begin with! The true enemy is the one who thought up of that integer!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Whatthe on April 21, 2011, 07:08:21 PM
##Vote UK I guess, quanltity of things.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: Pesco on April 21, 2011, 07:41:05 PM
Vote count

UK (13): Colt, theshim, DollS, Sakana, Reddyne, capt H, Conqueror, UK, HW, K4u, Hourai, Stuffman, Whatthe (L-12)

Shadoweh (18): Berzul, Amaterasu, Dormio, That Guy, HakuSM, Arashi, Moerin, Kips, Zakeri, Ruro, Sect, rdj, Zengar, EP, Momiji, Kilga, Chaore, SD (L-6)

2 alive, 25 votes to lynch

No majority was reached. Thus both shall be subject to Purv's favourite outcome. In effect, both of you go down a rank.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: Berzul on April 21, 2011, 07:54:00 PM
hmmm that's about it? That happens.. who would have thought...

Anyway Rumia, you may now return the people that you ate...
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: Conqueror on April 21, 2011, 08:00:15 PM
In effect, both of you go down a rank.

Dormio, great success!
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: UncertainJakutten on April 21, 2011, 08:09:40 PM
Ah well. That was interesting, anyway.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on April 21, 2011, 10:00:56 PM
Dormio, great success!
Flawless victory.
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: HakureiSM on April 22, 2011, 08:22:28 AM
Eh, boring :V
Title: Re: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1
Post by: PX on April 23, 2011, 05:31:50 PM
Quote from: Pesco
In effect, both of you go down a rank.

But Shadoweh is a double IM, so only UK goes down and Shadoweh stays IM?