Patchy's Guardian who was ever changing hands was in statis, when it was Barasia's turn one day. Barasia met sum inforseen tast and delayed the plying, making the fans inpatent.
So we went.
Patchy Guardian wet to his computer fast and loaded the commuter game to live up to his grawl name.
he took control of Pechouli Nowlege, and set out to get teh evil boss.
the guardian notices a strange obsessive compulsice behaviour, with turns ending at 210000.
"this is weird" said Patchouli.
"we know" sed the friendly zombie goasts surrounding here.
patchouli then went FAST toward the bossss door and played with shadows and friends. she shot fire bolts, and the friends went "hot! hot!"
Pathcouli smiled bcause it wa sfun.
patchouliwent to the bosss room then seid to the guardian "bcareful! i died here once!"
"i know. the last guardian wasn't very efficient in his choices wasn't he?" the guardian said.
"what?" patchuli said.
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"what?" patchuli said.
Patchouli was getting angry, because she stop there and did nothing. but the guardian is her guardian and she cant move until guardian move.
"just shoot their heds with ZC!" the guardian said after an hour
"ok"Patchouli said.
Patchouli saw hot dogs running around with old zombie goasts and a friend. the big boss ereskigral wasn't lookin.
Patchouli felt sad, because she was ereskigal, so she blewup the room and killed the hotdogs and bossess.
"well done patchu" said the guardian
patchuli smiled and said "i will live up to my family name and kill the demons!"
"no. u will livep to your familiy names and STUDY. study this spell now and pretice makes parfait" said the guardian.
Patchouli studied and wet to the door to take the rune.
"wat now guardian?" patchouli said.
"we go home to make parfait"
and then Patchouli weted for 4 hours while the guradian went to make parfiat.
when the guardian wokeup, patchu went home safe too, and dropps things on the floor to make home easy.
but pahuolie was mad bcause thare was no parfait, so she throw and tantum.
the guardian waas sad bcause patchouli was mad, so he went and sent patchouli to take some jelliesweets. pathcouli smiled because the guardian cared for her tastes.
on the way, an unexplored area is waiting.
patchouli laughed because the last guardians didn't know how to break into the vault.
patchouli fired fire at the sweetwalls and the wallls melted. she ate the melted walls but didn't find anyting else good. she took the sweets and went went back to Heil
"i have a plan" said the guardian.
"whats a plan?" said patchouli.
"you run as fast as you can patchu, run. then you run to the platform to get to the basemen where the nexxt boss keeps his rune where normal people die because they are in their basermind"
"waht?"
"just run!"
so she went.
patchuouli ran Fast and did blinkflips.
she went so fast that noone could catch her.
suddenly a fire lizard notice her and asked for her hell pass.
"im sorry lizard i cannot give you my hell pass"
"why not?" said the fire lizard
"because you are
headcrabzombie pissweakfirelizard" said patchouli and shot the furliturd and went faster.
patchouli stoppped by to meet some friends.
"my firends! go back to your homes where we can be happy souls!" said patchouli
"but this is our home!" said the firends.
patchouli felt sad for them because they couldn't go home because they were silentsinners.
so she BOOMBOOMBOOM them up and and they were at piece.
she fianlly came to the basement and then the guardian said "well done. rest now because i have to look up the final bosses"
"did you say bosses?" said Patchouli
"there are 2 bosses here you knew?"
"is that so~"
"so that is~"
2 hours later, the guardian said "i knew his weakness now" and the guardian had a plan.
Patchouli went home fast like the spped of light with her blinkflips, and took her wepon to kill the last boss.
she flew through traffics to reached the basement again.
patchouli went fast to the bosses homes, and knocked.
she saw somemore bosses maids laughing at her "you will not defeat the boss you thinbook worm!"
"you will not laugh at me!" said patchouli and she use her wepons because that was the maid's weakness.
Patchouli went and found the first boss. the first boss was alseep, so patchouli felt sad because he is asleep.
patchouli woke him up they could fight, but the 1st boss drooled and was still half sleep so the wepon almsot killed him. patchouli killed the 1st boss so that she can get more exp. the guardian always said that its not nice to share exp with her zombie goast friends and she shuld grow up and be the man. so she killed her 1st boss and took the exp and said "the last boss must be over there" and went fast.
but her fuel ran out and patchouli is worried because she cannot run fast when her fuel ran out.
then, some bad people ambush her and tried to gangrope her, but she simple used the last fuel to run faster.
patchouli ran so fast and we blew up the room so the bad people cannot catch her.
but she ran too fat and had to catch breath, or she will die.
"i must rest 1st or i will die" said patchouli.
she rested and ate some sweets and felt sweeter.
patchouli wanted to fight the last boss but suddenly her guardian stop her and waited. the guardian said " do i get the rune or the threasure first?"
"idk. make minds up" said patchouli
after passtime, patchouli went to take treasure after shooting the fiendguards heads.
she saw the most beautiful blanket ever and said "that is my blanket! i want it!"
"you can take it if you say thank you" the guradian said.
"fankyou" said patchouli.
"close enough".
but there were other wepons here too so the guardian was happy.
patchouli found the last boss so she sat back down slowly
and she began to think. she think slowly like a turtle and decided to stick to the guardian plans to use the last boss weakness.
the last boss laughed HAHAHA but the wepons cut him and patchouli llaugh HEHEHE.
patchouli remember the guardian's advice, and said" NO! i will not share the exp with you flying sword!"
the flying sword looked sad becausse it wont get exp, but the last boss said" thats very greedy Patchouli"
"you will not call me greedy" said patchoili and she shot the last boss with ice becauseit was his weakness and took all the exp.
the last boss died, and patchouli and and the guardian was happy.
we planted pants on him so that there is good there ad we took away his toys for safekeeping.
we went back home safe and had more parfait.
patchouli said "i want more toys! lets go to the zoo!"
"no. the zoo is now next guardians hands. its not time"
and so the guardianwent.
2Bcontinu?