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Hey guys! Let's talk about reporting posts.

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Letty Whiterock:
Hello! My name is Letty Whiterock, and not only am I the best Stage 1 boss this side of Gensokyo, I'm also a global moderator at these prestigious forums! You guys are a blast to have near-complete control over, and without you, I wouldn't even have a job! So special thanks to all of you Maidens of the Kaleidoscope users for making it possible! Now that I have your attention (and hopefully your undying love), let's have a little talk about a problem we seem to be having. Might as well nip this in the bud before it gets out of hand.

I'm a pretty excitable snow lady, and when I receive a new e-mail, I am overcome with joy! Hurray! Unfortunately, I've been received quite a few impersonal e-mails as of late, some of which come from this very board. Oh well! I am a moderator, after all! It's my job to moderate the forums and handle reported posts efficiently and swiftly. But what's this?

It seems that we of the moderation crew have been receiving notifications for things that don't actually need reporting! *gasp* This will not do! So, my lovelies, let's talk about the DOs and DON'Ts of internet civilian policing!

Things that you should report so you'll invited to the Christmas party:
- "Oh my goodness, someone is posting pornographic materials on these forums! I cannot let the purity of my fellow userbase be tainted! Away with you, vile lust!"
- "Egads! This young/old sir/madam is harassing that poor Nameless Fairy! I cannot stand idly while such injustice exists on our forum streets. I had best click the button with the utmost haste!"
- "Look at this man/woman. Such posts are simply a travesty. Trolling of this kind is unacceptable, and I, for one, will not allow it to continue! Miss Whiterock! Please lend us your aid!"
Things that you should not report so you don't end up on the receiving end of the shaving cream bomb:
- "I am a prime example of human fallacy, and it would appear that I have made a dire mistake! I meant to edit my message, but instead I have posted it once again as a quotation! Surely the moderators will act as my eraser!"
- "I disagree with the views expressed by this person! Obviously, he is wrong and must be reported for his transgressions!"
- "I am unsure of whether or not this man or woman is actually breaking a rule. I had better report them just to make sure! I am being helpful!
- "Moogy posted."
Please take this to heart, children, and I hope that you and I will have a understanding for today and for forever! <3 Enjoy your stay at MotK!

Edible:
shut up fatty

Gpop:
What about threads that are located in the incorrect forum, or threads that shouldn't exist/belong in Cirno's perfect math class?

Edible:
Those were just examples.  The moral of the story here would be "use common sense."

Benny1:
Letty, I love you.  Thank you for this so much.

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