Author Topic: Sana☆Jana Adventure (Intermission: JANAQUEST) (Read 119624 times)

Jana · « **Reply #600 on:** December 03, 2010, 06:43:02 PM »

Quote from: Sana on December 01, 2010, 02:58:50 AM

> FFFFFF BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK (Or dodge if applicable)

Quote from: It's Purvis! on December 03, 2010, 06:16:56 AM

>Sanaside: Roll outta the way!
>Janaside: Hey, that looks like a good idea! After we figure out that Sana is doing this, give it a try. If that don't work, Kick Uror in the wherever she can get kicked.
>Tranceside: Not paying attention when you're being bladelocked by the great Trance?! Use this continued distraction to force her sword into a more unfavorable position, then apply pressure.

>

You decide that blocking thin thrown weapons with your lance shaft would be far too troublesome, so you dodge to your right (to avoid hitting Jan on your left). You feel one of the blades whizz just past your left shoulder.
> :3 You manage to roll a bit to your left. Luckily, you weren't directly under attack, because it was such a slow and painful roll.
> :V You keep up the attack! You think your pressure is doing some good, because the fake Ruro hasn't moved her left hand back into the petal cloud. Instead, she uses both hands to parry your weapon. You won't be able to attack again as quickly, but she's open to Sana now!

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #601 on:** December 03, 2010, 06:49:55 PM »

>Tranceside: Keep it up! Force her to keep focused on you, lest she get such a cuttin'!
>Sanaside: Get up. Does it seem like Trance can hold the stalemate for a moment? If so, heals up Jana. If not, stab Uror in the armpit.
>Jana: Groan, and express our displeasure by kicking Uror right in the kneecap.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #602 on:** December 03, 2010, 08:28:33 PM »

>Legs of the leg fetishist: Reflex response.

Jana · « **Reply #603 on:** May 24, 2011, 09:43:55 PM »

(A brief explanation: My computer committed suicide some time ago, and I lost my work on the game! While I was able to re-gain a lot from just this thread, such as character inventories and stats, things that I couldn't replace so easily (maps, future boss stats, etc.) had to be re-done from scratch. With both real-life and other amusements, it took me a long time to get back on my feet. I am almost ready to re-boot for real, so in the meantime, here is a nice diversion.)

>YOU are JANA COPPOLA, and you are on a QUEST. Your OBJECTIVE is to COOK EGGS.

>You are in your KITCHEN. In one hand, you are holding a FRYING PAN. Before you (EAST) is the STOVETOP, and you know you have EGGS somewhere in the room.

Janitor Morgan · « **Reply #604 on:** May 24, 2011, 09:45:24 PM »

> Locate NO-STICK SPRAY. It is important to have that before you cook!

Sana · « **Reply #605 on:** May 24, 2011, 09:47:27 PM »

>Hum the song to yourself. It's only fitting considering the nature of your QUEST!

Kasu · « **Reply #606 on:** May 24, 2011, 09:55:04 PM »

> Raid FRIDGE in search of EGGS.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #607 on:** May 24, 2011, 09:56:39 PM »

>Challenge raocow to a duel to the death.

Moerin · « **Reply #608 on:** May 24, 2011, 09:58:03 PM »

>Punch the frying pan so hard it warps space/time and spontaneously produces some perfectly fried eggs.

Jana · « **Reply #609 on:** May 24, 2011, 10:20:37 PM »

Quote from: Patchourdj Knowledge on May 24, 2011, 09:45:24 PM

> Locate NO-STICK SPRAY. It is important to have that before you cook!

>You may search in the CABINETS or DRAWERS (both of which are to the WEST, or behind you). Who knows what else you may find?
>Also of note: There is an ICEBOX to the NORTH.

Quote from: Wind-Up Sana on May 24, 2011, 09:47:27 PM

>Hum the song to yourself. It's only fitting considering the nature of your QUEST!

>You hum a CATCHY TUNE to yourself!
>You have attained: CATCHY TUNE

Quote from: Hakasu on May 24, 2011, 09:55:04 PM

> Raid FRIDGE in search of EGGS.

>You search the ICEBOX first. Opening it, the ICEBOX FAIRY greets you! "Wotcha lookin' for, girlie?"

Quote from: IronE-Nazrin on May 24, 2011, 09:56:39 PM

>Challenge raocow to a duel to the death.

>You are not acquainted with any RAOCOWS. The location of the nearest COWS also eludes you.

Quote from: Magical Moerin~♥ on May 24, 2011, 09:58:03 PM

>Punch the frying pan so hard it warps space/time and spontaneously produces some perfectly fried eggs.

>You punch your frying pan as hard as you can! The frying pan now has a fist-shaped dent in the bottom.
>The ICEBOX FAIRY is shocked! "Wha- Whatcha want from me?!"
>You have lost FRYING PAN and obtained DENTED PAN

Moerin · « **Reply #610 on:** May 24, 2011, 10:26:08 PM »

>Issue a deathglare to the fairy whilst holding the frying pan in a threatening manner and say, "Your eggs. Give them to me."

Janitor Morgan · « **Reply #611 on:** May 24, 2011, 10:26:54 PM »

> Add afterwards, in a completely normal tone, "Oh, and would you know where the no-stick spray is? I think it might be in the cabinet, but I'm not sure."

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #612 on:** May 24, 2011, 10:30:58 PM »

Quote from: Magical Moerin~♥ on May 24, 2011, 10:26:08 PM

>Issue a deathglare to the fairy whilst holding the frying pan in a threatening manner and say, "Your eggs. Give them to me."

>Resist temptation to glare at fairy's waist while saying this.
>Or maybe fail.

Jana · « **Reply #613 on:** May 24, 2011, 10:35:11 PM »

Quote from: Magical Moerin~♥ on May 24, 2011, 10:26:08 PM

>Issue a deathglare to the fairy whilst holding the frying pan in a threatening manner and say, "Your eggs. Give them to me."

Quote from: IronE-Nazrin on May 24, 2011, 10:30:58 PM

>Resist temptation to glare at fairy's waist while saying this.
>Or maybe fail.

>You give the FAIRY a glare and demand that she hand over all of her eggs, perhaps while eyeing her ovaries suspiciously!
>The anatomical joke is lost upon her. "I- I can only give you your eggs! You know how this works!" Despite her best attempts, she looks very shaken.

Quote from: Patchourdj Knowledge on May 24, 2011, 10:26:54 PM

> Add afterwards, in a completely normal tone, "Oh, and would you know where the no-stick spray is? I think it might be in the cabinet, but I'm not sure."

>The ICEBOX FAIRY is visibly confused, although you don't know if it was your request or change in tone that did it.

theshirn · « **Reply #614 on:** May 24, 2011, 10:36:27 PM »

>"That works too."
>Apologize contritely for disturbing her and wish her a good day.

Jana · « **Reply #615 on:** May 24, 2011, 10:51:42 PM »

Quote from: theshim on May 24, 2011, 10:36:27 PM

>"That works too."
>Apologize contritely for disturbing her and wish her a good day.

>She slowly nods her head and ducks down into the alternate dimension that the ICEBOX opens up into. After a few seconds, she comes back up, holding a mostly-full carton of EGGS! "You'd better not be mean again!" she says as she vanishes into the ice, and closes the icebox behind her.
>You obtained: EGGS (x9)

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #616 on:** May 24, 2011, 10:53:25 PM »

>Promise molestings as a makeup gift for the nice fairy girl!
>Undent frying pan with FIST OF JUSTICE.

Jana · « **Reply #617 on:** May 24, 2011, 10:59:50 PM »

Quote from: IronE-Nazrin on May 24, 2011, 10:53:25 PM

>Promise molestings as a makeup gift for the nice fairy girl!
>Undent frying pan with FIST OF JUSTICE.

>You mentally promise to reward that hardworking fairy with a trip to lands of unknown pleasures, although it will be very difficult to get her out of that box. (She's a bit small for you anyway.)
>You PUNCH the frying pan on the other side as hard as you can! The old dent kind of goes back to normal... Kind of. It should at least be usable!
>Your DENTED PAN became a WARPED PAN

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #618 on:** May 24, 2011, 11:12:07 PM »

>Get to the part of the song where you say your name a lot of times.

theshirn · « **Reply #619 on:** May 24, 2011, 11:56:52 PM »

> Bang the frying pan on the lid of the icebox a few times.

Jana · « **Reply #620 on:** May 25, 2011, 11:16:02 PM »

Quote from: It's Purvis! on May 24, 2011, 11:12:07 PM

>Get to the part of the song where you say your name a lot of times.

>You mumble "Coppola Jana, Coppola Jana" under your breath. You're quite sure why, but you feel a bit embarrassed doing it this way.

Quote from: theshim on May 24, 2011, 11:56:52 PM

> Bang the frying pan on the lid of the icebox a few times.

> Your banging flattens the pan's bottom a bit more. If you were expecting an answer from inside the icebox, one doesn't come.

Kasu · « **Reply #621 on:** May 25, 2011, 11:24:42 PM »

> Raid the cupboards for some no-stick spray.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #622 on:** May 25, 2011, 11:26:18 PM »

>Or just add a bit of oil to the bottom.

Jana · « **Reply #623 on:** May 26, 2011, 06:53:50 PM »

Quote from: Hakasu on May 25, 2011, 11:24:42 PM

> Raid the cupboards for some no-stick spray.

Quote from: It's Purvis! on May 25, 2011, 11:26:18 PM

>Or just add a bit of oil to the bottom.

>You check the cupboards (or rather, CABINETS) for no-stick spray or oil. Along those lines, you find some expensive OLIVE OIL and the cheaper stuff, CANOLA OIL, as well as NO-STICK SPRAY. You also find a great deal of other things, some of which you may want to add to your eggs.
>You have BLACK PEPPER, BAY LEAVES, OREGANO, RURO SEASONING, and GARLIC POWDER.

Janitor Morgan · « **Reply #624 on:** May 26, 2011, 07:34:01 PM »

> Do we have a coin? If so, flip it; HEADS means CANOLA OIL, TAILS means NO-STICK SPRAY.
> Also grab some of the BLACK PEPPER, RURO SEASONING, and GARLIC POWDER.

theshirn · « **Reply #625 on:** May 26, 2011, 10:26:32 PM »

> Parse CANOLA OIL as COPPOLA OIL, use it.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #626 on:** May 26, 2011, 10:37:32 PM »

Quote from: theshim on May 26, 2011, 10:26:32 PM

> Parse CANOLA OIL as COPPOLA OIL, use it.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #627 on:** May 26, 2011, 11:41:24 PM »

Quote from: theshim on May 26, 2011, 10:26:32 PM

> Parse CANOLA OIL as COPPOLA OIL, use it.

Jana · « **Reply #628 on:** May 27, 2011, 12:06:47 AM »

Quote from: Patchourdj Knowledge on May 26, 2011, 07:34:01 PM

> Do we have a coin? If so, flip it; HEADS means CANOLA OIL, TAILS means NO-STICK SPRAY.
> Also grab some of the BLACK PEPPER, RURO SEASONING, and GARLIC POWDER.

Quote from: IronE-Nazrin on May 26, 2011, 11:41:24 PM

Quote from: It's Purvis! on May 26, 2011, 10:37:32 PM
Quote from: theshim on May 26, 2011, 10:26:32 PM
> Parse CANOLA OIL as COPPOLA OIL, use it.

>You were going to let chance decide your choice of oil and spray, but you decide to indulge yourself in the cheap oli whose name is near your own!
>You also take the little jars of black paper, ruro seasoning, and garlic powder, and set them on the counter next to the stovetop.

>You're ready to get cooking! After coating the bottom of your bent pan with COPPOLA OIL, what would you like to do?

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #629 on:** May 27, 2011, 12:08:16 AM »

>Break them eggs off in it!
>Do we have any cheese we could mix in?