Maidens of the Kaleidoscope

~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => Topic started by: Tengukami on May 06, 2013, 12:11:39 AM

Title: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: Tengukami on May 06, 2013, 12:11:39 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8.jpg)

Good evening!

Tonight we will peel back the carefully crafted You that you show the world like a Samoan would peel a ripe papaya and reveal the sick, twisted, unspeakable horrors that lay within your subconscious mind. That's right: I, renowned pioneer of the mind sciences and dedicated Touhou fan Sigmund Freud, will plummet the depths of your soul, rappelling down a rope of  piercing insight with one of those miner's hats on, the kind that has the light in front, in order to discover your inner demons.

Tell the good doctor why you love your favorite Touhous, and you will be given a psychoanalysis based on your responses. Reveal no other personal information about yourself, your state of mind, or your life conditions. This is pure Gensokyan psychiatry - even better than science itself.

So! Let's hear it. Stretch out on this fine, leather couch, pardon me as a light a pen- A CIGAR. IT'S JUST A CIGAR - and tell the good doctor: why is she your favorite?
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: theshirn on May 06, 2013, 12:18:56 AM
Can't you lose your license for this?

She is my favorite because her spellcard background is a GIANT MOKOU FACE.  It is Giant, and Mokou, and Face, and therefore fantastic.
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: Kosachi on May 06, 2013, 12:22:01 AM
My favourite is most obviously Mrs. Kogasa Tatara because she's ridiculously cute and I kinda always felt an attachment to her ever since I saw her in UFO about a year ago  :derp:
Now please disassemble my subconscious, I look forward to it :P
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: Validon98 on May 06, 2013, 12:24:53 AM
I like a lot of different characters, but I'm drawn to Koishi, Byakuren,  Nue, Kana, and Mystia. Koishi because her power is very interesting, Byakuren because of her personality and her goal of wanting equality between humans and youkai, Nue because even though I'm not mischievous myself, I like that mischievous quality in her; Kana because she seems really nice and for some reason I like to imagine what it would be like if she lived with me, and Mystia because she's adorable. Is that too much?
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on May 06, 2013, 12:25:51 AM
Because SCIENCE! (... though maybe she's more engineering? hmm.)
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: Tengukami on May 06, 2013, 12:40:07 AM
Can't you lose your license for this?
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) Not in New Jersey!

She is my favorite because her spellcard background is a GIANT MOKOU FACE.  It is Giant, and Mokou, and Face, and therefore fantastic.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You have a straightforward and direct way of confronting problems, but often lose your way in details. Also I am pretty certain you were forced to eat a food you found revolting well into late childhood.

My favourite is most obviously Mrs. Kogasa Tatara because she's ridiculously cute and I kinda always felt an attachment to her ever since I saw her in UFO about a year ago  :derp:
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) While not a neat freak, you do have a pre-occupation with safety and protection. You eat a lot of comfort foods, despite your allergies, and are quite good at Mario Party.

I like a lot of different characters, but I'm drawn to Koishi, Byakuren,  Nue, Kana, and Mystia. Koishi because her power is very interesting, Byakuren because of her personality and her goal of wanting equality between humans and youkai, Nue because even though I'm not mischievous myself, I like that mischievous quality in her; Kana because she seems really nice and for some reason I like to imagine what it would be like if she lived with me, and Mystia because she's adorable. Is that too much?
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You know, in my day the treatment for multiple personality disorder was a draught of pure mercury taken from a pewter cup. Today, there are many more options available. I'm just putting that out there.

Because SCIENCE! (... though maybe she's more engineering? hmm.)
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You display a keen interest in the rational and explainable due to a youth fraught with uncertainty. You have excelled in ways you did not know possible. You are having difficulty choosing a major.
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: Cadmas on May 06, 2013, 12:41:32 AM
I like ladies in high authority.
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: Amraphenson on May 06, 2013, 12:48:21 AM
I'm in love with how she is absolutely cheery and adorable despite the fact she could make your organs eat themselves inside out with a thought. Her design is simplistic and states her race subtly without being absurdly obvious about it. Every thought and dream of spending time with her is laced with the threat of death, of how easily it would come by only a whim, laced in a manner like venom might be laced with her lips. Every moment makes my heart race, in fear or in anxiety or anticipation I don't ever know. It's a wild ride, every bit of it, and I'm trapped in her web and I don't want out.
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: AnonymousPondScum on May 06, 2013, 12:52:32 AM
Kind. Friendly. Capable of punching boulders in half.

Also a refreshing exception to the whole 'fragile wizard' cliche.
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: Validon98 on May 06, 2013, 12:53:34 AM
I don't have multiple personalities disorder. I just like a lot of characters. >.>
At this point, I seriously question your credentials.
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: commandercool on May 06, 2013, 12:54:15 AM
What can I say but that I like a lady who sometimes has horns?
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: InfernalExuro on May 06, 2013, 01:07:29 AM
Laid-back and easy to get along with, but is entirely capable of laying down the law when the situation is serious enough to call for it. Morbid sense of humor helps, too.
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: Joveus Molai on May 06, 2013, 01:11:56 AM
I have a huge soft spot for what tvtropes calls Woobies: characters whose personalities, backstories, behaviors, and/or fates make you sad. In the case of Touhou characters, therefore, my favorite would have to be Fujiwara no Mokou: centuries of isolation and loneliness, hated and despised by just about everyone, consumed by regret for the things she'd done to herself and others. (Well, that's bit of a hyperbole, but the point is: Mokou makes me   and I like that.)
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: AnonymousPondScum on May 06, 2013, 01:33:43 AM
Semi-off-topic: Wouldn't it make more sense for Freud to be wearing a Koishi hat in the original post?
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 06, 2013, 02:32:48 AM
Semi-off-topic: Wouldn't it make more sense for Freud to be wearing a Koishi hat in the original post?
Oh good, I still have this (http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/2873/andhowdoesthatmakeyoufe.jpg).
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: Kilgamayan on May 06, 2013, 02:47:01 AM
She has nice legs.

(Ha, beat Ruro to the punch!)
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: Quad City QBs on May 06, 2013, 02:56:10 AM
She looks good in ropes
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: an unmatched sock on May 06, 2013, 03:02:51 AM
   My absolute favorite would have to be Utsuho, no doubt. Everyone likes outer space (myself included), and the inside of her cape is made of space! The whole nuclear fusion thing is also awesome, being able to create stars on a whim. Her wings are also pretty, but I imagine they would be hard to use due to the cape...the concrete foot would probably hurt if I were to be on the receiving end of a kick. I, unlike many people, don't think she's a birdbrain (or at least not as stupid as everyone says she is...), you need at least some brains to keep a sun from collapsing or exploding. She's not that bad looks-wise, either...
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: Mr. Sacchi on May 06, 2013, 03:03:48 AM
I admit her hairstyle is both weird and ridiculously awesome for me, the idea of someone being both capable with a blade, magic, as well as faith is something I love - it gives me the feeling of the "Jack of All Stats" sort of character. That, and her BGM, Background, Effects and Spellcards are all simply breathtaking, her story is also one of the things I like the most about her - it simply screams "BADASS" to my ears.

Can't really put it more into words without going into personal life, I can identify myself a lot with her, or at least I can identify myself to how I perceive her to be :derp:
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: Raikaria on May 06, 2013, 03:14:36 AM
The potential to develop the character. There are several things that can be used, which are unknowns, to allow interpretations to vary wildly. The mystery.

Also the carefree attitude, and general goofiness. The concept that her abilty is darkness, yet she isn't some superpowered evil being with evil intentions. Dark is not Evil.
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 06, 2013, 03:21:26 AM
She has fluffy wings.
That is all.
Oh and I guess you could develop 'er in any way.
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on May 06, 2013, 03:23:19 AM
The willingness to trade in freedom and independence for power.
A serious demeanor.
Fluffy tails.
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: Fetch()tirade on May 06, 2013, 03:32:55 AM
Healthy ghost girl. It's odd, since I'm usually one for the flatter ones.
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: DX7.EP on May 06, 2013, 04:22:44 AM
This looks interesting. Better approach this another way to see where this goes.



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Science isn't about WHY, it's about WHY NOT? Cave Johnson here, with yet another pre-recorded message to the psychologist that the bean counters told me to consult, at the possible expense of 5 years' salary (which amounts to lunch for two at a burger joint).

So the doctor told me I should make a recording on my favourite character. I wanted to make a home movie but she was not available, so I'll describe her as thus. Averge height, long blonde hair, and dressed like she came out of Hogwarts. Also tends to be involved in the main action a lot and likes brooms but doesn't know what Quidditch is. None of these are why I'm really talking about her, though; I just wanted to make sure the doc understands. Otherwise I'd have to record this again, which means more money goes from the science budget to silly 17mm film.

We absolutely love that style of going around life that she as. Yet I cannot see her as working for us at Aperture Science. We have a strict code of conduct and mandatory employee testing that ensure we get not only good people, but also those who obey the high-standing morals of the company. She is a bit too brash for that, I am afraid, and loves to do things without even thoughts of second consideration.

Even so, that doesn't mean we can't condone her demeanour and actions. I highly approve of her constant experimentations with various natural substances, some of which come with unintended results. But no matter! For her - and me - a small setback like that means we go back to the drawing board and try once again, regardless of the damages that arise. It's also good she's taken to stealing trade secrets from a local...uh...what is it called, cashmere? Pot-pourri? Something along those lines, whatever. Back to my point. She takes those secrets and uses them towards her own gains, never really stooping down to share to those who cannot understand it. That's exactly what I endorse as part of the Counter-Black Mesa Program (CBMP, see ?14.42 of the Aperture Science Employee Handbook), and at least in our case it's been an astounding success. I hope the same to hers.

I also remember she used to be some squire or apprentice for a phantom of sorts eons ago, back when everything was 16 colours on our computer screens. Then she quickly went her own way, allied with one of our contacts for *classified* program (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,13097.msg868985.html#msg868985), and since then has gone her own way for the most part, whilst helping a friend when she was in need. That, my friends, is a true role model. One who fights on his/her own grounds, never stepping back to surrender individual spirit in favour of power, and taking things with such a direct pace...all while staying cheerful and never stressed. I wish she uses that spirit to make a partnership with us, lest she fall into the hands of Black Mesa's *inappropriate slandering*...*cough, cough* ...pardon me, where was - ahh, yes.

Everyone says she might try and pursue some massive transformation process to further her own power. I could approve, UNLESS it involves turning into these harpie-things I've seen in some Do-Van-Kin game (http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Hagraven). If that so happens I will make sure over my dead body that I'll take your crony arse down to ANDROID HELL -

*PR manager whispers in Cave's ear*

 - I stand corrected. In her land the transformation doesn't make the user turn into...those things. In that case, let me know if you need some Metaporphisis Stimulants (Aperture Product #P00T1S) to help that out. (We take no liability for any side effects that may result.)

They also say she has quite a few...followers, but not the religious kind. I already went to detail about those way back when, so I won't repeat that now. What I do mean by that is that these followers of sorts have some romantic attachment to her. Now, according to tests we have done this usually means one of five things (Test #2845: Multiple Partnership Test of 1961):
 - The main person is a cheating bastard
 - " " " has magnets
 - " " " is really Octopus Cave attempting to get more victims for his tentacle science (oh god no D:)
 - The followers are blind mice or monks
 - In rare cases, the followers are something Caroline calls "options", which is something from those space shooters she plays

But in our case here, we haven't seen any of these happening! In fact the official statements by all parties involved have not made any comments about this. So it can be concluded that all accusations of partnerships and devotees is for now null, and that all those reports were probably from tabloids published by silly mountain birds.

Well I will conclude by awarding her the "Legion d'Aperture Award For Individual Excellence"...if such a thing existed. Sorry, we had to cancel that five years ago due to budget problems - and because the accountants found out I used their computers to make those trophies (though they 100% deserve it). I'll make it up to you later, or Caroline will.

Cave Johnson, we're done - *cough* *wheeze* Caroline, please give me more pain pills. *cough* ...oh, I forgot I was talking to someone here! Very well....

Doctor, should your analysis prove ineffective for the accountants, I will make sure you psycho-analyse each and every single one of them for deficiencies in their commitment to real science. Don't worry, I'll help provide for the costs with the Third Eye Augment (Aperture Product #54T0R1, currently undergoing licensing negotiations with *classified*), which should open their thoughts without any effort.

...okay, now I am done here.
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: qMyon on May 06, 2013, 04:28:40 AM
Spam the psychiatrist!

Well, let's see....probably Youmu, since I tend to like characters who are fairly serious and determined. Plenty of tsukkomi potential there. Not to mention she's fairly level for being a servant to such an airy boss.
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: Agent of the BSoD on May 06, 2013, 05:04:34 AM
She likes trains.
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: JT on May 06, 2013, 05:33:16 AM
What can I say Doc, I'm a simple man. I like long hair, curves, and penis I MEAN COCK! I MEAN ERECTION! I MEAN MY MOM'S PENIS! I MEAN I WANT TO FUCK MY MOM! I MEAN SKIRTS. I like skirts.
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: Delfigamer on May 06, 2013, 06:27:06 AM
She is (like) goddess, she is clever, she is beautiful, she is powerful,
she likes trains
and she is just good.

Spam the psychiatrist!
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: pineyappled on May 06, 2013, 06:40:35 AM
Because/
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: aListers on May 06, 2013, 06:45:02 AM
I love Alice Margatroid because of a dream I had. I think the dream is on this page http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,13774.50.html (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,13774.50.html) and is reply #99. the date of the dream was 25.10.12. Alice Margatroid is my favourite character because we kind of fell in love.
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: BT on May 06, 2013, 07:03:09 AM
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/8/19/1250693481388/3d-glasses-001.jpg)

I am sending a message to the kind doctor through my eyes alone. Good luck.
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: Drake on May 06, 2013, 07:31:51 AM
She's adorable, for one. Mainly though, she's cunning and snarky. Oftentimes she's portrayed as dry and sarcastic, which is probably my favorite.  She has fun toying with people in small ways just to see a scenario play out just as planned. Despite her overall capacity for tsundere, I find the tsundere stereotype is often poorly done, so usually I don't like that characterization much. Rather, I like that she has a very "sturdy" and self-reliant character, but she's weakened once other people get involved. I imagine she isn't used to dealing with people in emotionally-heated situations, both because she can't stand emotional outbursts from others and because she gives into her own, so she separates herself from others. It doesn't often get to that point because of her ability to flip a situation around or escape quickly, but this is ironically a reason why she doesn't know how to deal with people. I can also guess that she is angry that Shou, who's clumsy and personal (unlike her), is chosen as a representative, but she follows her orders to the letter out of loyalty to Bishamonten. Moreover, her personality is terrible for a Buddhist, which is why she distances herself from the temple, yet is still somehow Bishamonten's envoy. I find this sort of irony cute, in a sense.
Anyways, I usually explain that the first hook was because her theme and design are awesome, and because nobody else really was a fan of her, people started talking as if I was "the fan", and it became a long-running feedback loop sort of thing. That's mainly the reason I'm as big of a fan as I am now, I figure.

and then drake was the only one with a non-joke answer
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: Kilgamayan on May 06, 2013, 10:57:05 AM
and then drake was the only one with a non-joke answer

I was actually going to give one but then I saw Ruro posted and it wasn't what I posted and I couldn't resist.
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: Kaze_Senshi on May 06, 2013, 11:22:54 AM
I like Yukari because she looks like Freud when using his hat

I never thought why I like Youmu, I just like her, help me doctor  :ohdear:
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: Hello Purvis on May 06, 2013, 11:56:35 AM
Buckets.

Though for reals, only a fool who cannot appreciate the many varieties the world has to offer would have a favorite. A true fan has at least one thirteen-way tie for first, second, or third in a touhou sort.
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: Tengukami on May 06, 2013, 12:02:44 PM
Ach! So many patients, so little time. Let me see ...

I like ladies in high authority.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) Tell me ... did your kindergarten teacher ever with-hold your favorite toy from you? Just curious.

I'm in love with how she is absolutely cheery and adorable despite the fact she could make your organs eat themselves inside out with a thought. Her design is simplistic and states her race subtly without being absurdly obvious about it. Every thought and dream of spending time with her is laced with the threat of death, of how easily it would come by only a whim, laced in a manner like venom might be laced with her lips. Every moment makes my heart race, in fear or in anxiety or anticipation I don't ever know. It's a wild ride, every bit of it, and I'm trapped in her web and I don't want out.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You spend a great deal of time daydreaming how you will get revenge against your enemies, developing elaborate torture scenarios, some of which you even doodle from time to time. You experience feelings of inexplicable excitement when scolded by older women.

Kind. Friendly. Capable of punching boulders in half.

Also a refreshing exception to the whole 'fragile wizard' cliche.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) Earning the respect of others is not as important to you as finding someone yourself that you can respect. As a child, you found the smell of freshly-sharpened pencils calming. There is a character from a television show from your early youth who still haunts your dreams.

I don't have multiple personalities disorder. I just like a lot of characters. >.>
At this point, I seriously question your credentials.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) Denial isn't going to get you closer to the root of your multiple personality disorder, you know. Don't hate the messenger.

What can I say but that I like a lady who sometimes has horns?
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) ... This is almost too obvious. Suffice it to say you are probably very happy spring is here at last.

Laid-back and easy to get along with, but is entirely capable of laying down the law when the situation is serious enough to call for it. Morbid sense of humor helps, too.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You avoid conflict and confrontation, and as a result, you have repressed a great deal of anger and frustration. I believe you find an outlet for these feelings through your massive model train collection, or possibly through furious air guitar.

I have a huge soft spot for what tvtropes calls Woobies: characters whose personalities, backstories, behaviors, and/or fates make you sad. In the case of Touhou characters, therefore, my favorite would have to be Fujiwara no Mokou: centuries of isolation and loneliness, hated and despised by just about everyone, consumed by regret for the things she'd done to herself and others. (Well, that's bit of a hyperbole, but the point is: Mokou makes me   and I like that.)
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You are a romantic at heart. You should also seek medical attention immediately, because TVTropes.

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side-talk about legs
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) HM! ... Verrrrrrry interesting ....

   My absolute favorite would have to be Utsuho, no doubt. Everyone likes outer space (myself included), and the inside of her cape is made of space! The whole nuclear fusion thing is also awesome, being able to create stars on a whim. Her wings are also pretty, but I imagine they would be hard to use due to the cape...the concrete foot would probably hurt if I were to be on the receiving end of a kick. I, unlike many people, don't think she's a birdbrain (or at least not as stupid as everyone says she is...), you need at least some brains to keep a sun from collapsing or exploding. She's not that bad looks-wise, either...
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You feel bored and stuck in your present situation, and can't wait to be more fully independent. Friends consider you impulsive. You have an irrational fear of styrofoam.

I admit her hairstyle is both weird and ridiculously awesome for me, the idea of someone being both capable with a blade, magic, as well as faith is something I love - it gives me the feeling of the "Jack of All Stats" sort of character. That, and her BGM, Background, Effects and Spellcards are all simply breathtaking, her story is also one of the things I like the most about her - it simply screams "BADASS" to my ears.

Can't really put it more into words without going into personal life, I can identify myself a lot with her, or at least I can identify myself to how I perceive her to be :derp:
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You are an expressive extrovert with an almost pathological love for televised singing contests. As a child, you witnessed your father clipping coupons, and felt great shame.

The potential to develop the character. There are several things that can be used, which are unknowns, to allow interpretations to vary wildly. The mystery.

Also the carefree attitude, and general goofiness. The concept that her abilty is darkness, yet she isn't some superpowered evil being with evil intentions. Dark is not Evil.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You are quick to embrace new ideas with little question. You excelled at spelling as a child. Your shoes are very disorganized.

She has fluffy wings.
That is all.
Oh and I guess you could develop 'er in any way.

The willingness to trade in freedom and independence for power.
A serious demeanor.
Fluffy tails.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) Hm ... I believe the two of you are linked on an unconscious level. While science has still far to go in proving the existence of extrasensory ability, these two posts back-to-back provide solid evidence. I recommend that you try not to think about the same thing at the same time, lest your psyches merge into one.

Healthy ghost girl. It's odd, since I'm usually one for the flatter ones.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You wish to defy death itself. You had a lot of pets as a child. Your mother often bought you candy as a reward for good behavior.

(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You find reading the phone book entertaining, and experience anxiety at the sight of the color pink.

Well, let's see....probably Youmu, since I tend to like characters who are fairly serious and determined. Plenty of tsukkomi potential there. Not to mention she's fairly level for being a servant to such an airy boss.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You are constantly disappointed by how immature and irresponsible your friends are. You are a big fan of death metal.

She likes trains.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You like trains.

What can I say Doc, I'm a simple man. I like long hair, curves, and penis I MEAN COCK! I MEAN ERECTION! I MEAN MY MOM'S PENIS! I MEAN I WANT TO FUCK MY MOM! I MEAN SKIRTS. I like skirts.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) Hm. In all my many, many years of psychoanalysis, you are by far the most balanced and well-adjusted person I have ever met. I have nothing to teach you.

She is (like) goddess, she is clever, she is beautiful, she is powerful, and she is just good.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) Your first childhood crush was Hilary Clinton.

Because/
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You protect your soft, sensitive feelings behind a veneer of dismissive sarcasm. Your greatest fear is opening up to the wrong person. You ate a lot of sugar cereal as a child.

I love Alice Margatroid because of a dream I had. I think the dream is on this page http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,13774.50.html (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,13774.50.html) and is reply #99. the date of the dream was 25.10.12. Alice Margatroid is my favourite character because we kind of fell in love.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You played with dolls extensively as a child. You are jealous easily. You prefer to carry your books rather than put them in your locker.

I am sending a message to the kind doctor through my eyes alone. Good luck.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) ... Interesting approach. Let me see ... you are drawn to the unknown, even if it scares you. You fear growing older. You are unfamiliar with the term "hotlinking".

(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You are often known as the conflict-resolver to your friends. You maintain a strong exterior because you believe it is your duty to do so. You once witnessed a childhood friends spill food on themselves, causing you to laugh for a long time, shaming your friend, making you feel guilty but at the same time you thought it was even funnier. The memory haunts you to this day.

I like Yukari because she looks like Freud when using his hat

I never thought why I like Youmu, I just like her, help me doctor  :ohdear:
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) Tell me ... what do you like about her most? Is it that long, white, wiggly thingy that is always present with her? Let's go with that. Yes. Verrrrrrry interesting indeed ...

Buckets.

Though for reals, only a fool who cannot appreciate the many varieties the world has to offer would have a favorite. A true fan has at least one thirteen-way tie for first, second, or third in a touhou sort.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You have strong feelings of fidelity with the underdog. You are egalitarian, but practical minded. While normally calm and collected, you fly into a rage when someone leaves a book open and face-down on a table.
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Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 06, 2013, 12:10:13 PM
But but but but I don't want to fuse with Dormio I'll lose all my study time to Dota and Mafia games :ohdear:
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Post by: Tengukami on May 06, 2013, 12:15:49 PM
But but but but I don't want to fuse with Dormio I'll lose all my study time to Dota and Mafia games :ohdear:
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) I can recommend a good specialist for that. Unfortunately, he is also dead, so his ability to help might be limited. Also you are terrified of mustaches.
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Post by: BT on May 06, 2013, 12:23:43 PM
Are you generating some of these?

Was it not worthy of praise-through-analysis to reference Kogasa through 3D glasses?

Is "hotlinking" a sport?
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Post by: Cadmas on May 06, 2013, 12:29:50 PM
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Tell me ... did your kindergarten teacher ever with-hold your favorite toy from you? Just curious.

No, but she did sit me in the corner every chance she got. The majority of my early school years were nothing but me being chastised and berated.
Even the teachers I believed to be nice said things to my parents about me that were negative. I hold no gratitude for those awful years.
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Post by: Tengukami on May 06, 2013, 12:37:31 PM
Are you generating some of these?
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) Nein. What you are witnessing is the piercing, lazer-like insight of the kind of professional who reads the human mind the way mere laymen read the ingredients of soy sauce.

Was it not worthy of praise-through-analysis to reference Kogasa through 3D glasses?
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) I see you place great importance on having your efforts validated. This has probably been the case ever since that bicycle accident you had in grade school.

Is "hotlinking" a sport?
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) In some cultures, yes.

No, but she did sit me in the corner every chance she got. The majority of my early school years were nothing but me being chastised and berated.
Even the teachers I believed to be nice said things to my parents about me that were negative. I hold no gratitude for those awful years.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) Yes, she does sound very strict and commanding. This likely had an imprinting effect on you, making a lasting impression about women which has clearly lasted to this day, in that women in positions of authority, as you put it, attract your affections. Believe me, the doctor can relate. I myself have some complicated feelings about my beloved smother. MOTHER. I meant mother.
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Post by: Molten on May 06, 2013, 12:38:49 PM
I like Keine because she protects humans and has an awesome hat. The colors blue and green are cool too.
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Post by: Jmyster on May 06, 2013, 12:53:01 PM
I am neutral towards maids, prefer swords to knives, and consider time-stopping to be a "cool but not coolest" power. However, when all these traits came together with the addition of elegance and elements of Castlevania...I am at a loss.
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Post by: Hello Purvis on May 06, 2013, 12:59:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You have strong feelings of fidelity with the underdog. You are egalitarian, but practical minded. While normally calm and collected, you fly into a rage when someone leaves a book open and face-down on a table.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Get out of my head! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
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Post by: Yaffyfan on May 06, 2013, 01:17:26 PM
She reminds me of someone I know who's very cute.
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Post by: Kaze_Senshi on May 06, 2013, 01:33:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) Tell me ... what do you like about her most? Is it that long, white, wiggly thingy that is always present with her? Let's go with that. Yes. Verrrrrrry interesting indeed ...
That long, white, wiggly marshmallow thingy is really interesting but the thing that I like more about her is that she looks pretty focused while fighting but at the same time she seems to be so naive when talking with her boss.
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Post by: Seppo Hovi on May 06, 2013, 01:38:08 PM
My favorite Touhou is IN. I love everything about it, the gameplay, the charachters, the story, the music, the sprites and the art, the backrounds and the bullets.

What do you think of Koishi, doctor?
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Post by: Yukarin on May 06, 2013, 01:47:43 PM
I like her because she's so carefree, but when shit hits the fan, she doesn't hesitate to get serious and fix the problem.

And also because she emits this air of authority around her, and I find that trait of hers really really alluring.

and gap hax who wouldn't forget that
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Post by: Amraphenson on May 06, 2013, 01:56:58 PM
My answer was not a joke answer. >:|
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Post by: Zil on May 06, 2013, 03:57:03 PM
She's the youngest. Fuck Akyuu.

Oh, and the twincest.
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Post by: Raikaria on May 06, 2013, 04:05:43 PM
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You are quick to embrace new ideas with little question. You excelled at spelling as a child. Your shoes are very disorganized.

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

[Although my spelling was awful as a child]
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Post by: commandercool on May 06, 2013, 04:08:57 PM
... This is almost too obvious. Suffice it to say you are probably very happy spring is here at last.

:o Everybody take cover! :o
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Post by: Aba Matindesu! on May 06, 2013, 04:10:04 PM
Pretty scroll, pretty hair, pretty clothes, pretty personality... though SoPM has us believe otherwise.

She's calm most of the time, yet clearly fights for a cause. She doesn't go out of her way to kick ass, but she will when she needs to and she will kick it hard.
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Post by: Sagus on May 06, 2013, 04:35:24 PM
I like Yukari because she's cunning, manipulative, and highly intelligent. She projects an air of elegance and has great taste in clothes, while still being ominous enough that even other youkai are wary of her. Although we know quite a bit about her, she still has tons of mysteries surrounding both her past and true motives. The best thing about her, though, is her ill-defined ability, since it allows for an incredible amount of shenanigans.

Also, the insides of her gaps are full of eyes and hands clawing their way out. That's just extremely awesome. Reminds me of eldritch abominations and other Lovecraftian stuffs.
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Post by: Reddyne on May 06, 2013, 04:36:11 PM
Mellow, cheery, witty, appreciates a good meal and has the best sense of humor in the land.
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Post by: t0k on May 06, 2013, 05:21:04 PM
I love Tokiko because she's smart, sweet, quiet... polite, mature. Or that's how she seems to me.
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Post by: Tengukami on May 06, 2013, 07:13:35 PM
She reminds me of someone I know who's very cute.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You are often deeply troubled by the complex machinations of your socio-economic surroundings, seeking solace in reading up on some of the greatest minds of 20th and 21st centuries. You likely also develop attachments for people easily, and find it difficult to break away.

That long, white, wiggly marshmallow thingy is really interesting but the thing that I like more about her is that she looks pretty focused while fighting but at the same time she seems to be so naive when talking with her boss.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) Your everyday responsibilities have become almost too much to bear, and if it weren't for your treasured coin and stamp collections, you would likely be up on a water tower with an M-16. You are terrified of dancing in public. In grade school you gained unwanted attention for your unusual laugh.

My favorite Touhou is IN. I love everything about it, the gameplay, the charachters, the story, the music, the sprites and the art, the backrounds and the bullets.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You have a willingness to please everyone that is both powerful and unrealistic. People around you believe you're an overachiever. You are often plagued by dreams of peanut butter.

What do you think of Koishi, doctor?
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) Who?

I like her because she's so carefree, but when shit hits the fan, she doesn't hesitate to get serious and fix the problem.

And also because she emits this air of authority around her, and I find that trait of hers really really alluring.

and gap hax who wouldn't forget that
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You have become very adept at developing a mask of conformity, where you appear to be the ideal child/student/employee in every way. But beneath the surface, if we peer within, there lies another decent, regular person who doesn't want to make any waves. But within that person, whoah nelly!

My answer was not a joke answer. >:|
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) And I do not give joke diagnoses, as my results here attest. I am both incredibly insightful and impeccably professional. If you need further proof, I refer you to my AA degree in locksmithy from Phoenix Online University.

She's the youngest. Fuck Akyuu.

Oh, and the twincest.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You are a nostalgic person, and often feel as though you missed several opportunities in your youth that will likely not return. You bounce your leg when nervous. You have posted Shovel Dog1 on an imageboard within the past six months.

Pretty scroll, pretty hair, pretty clothes, pretty personality... though SoPM has us believe otherwise.

She's calm most of the time, yet clearly fights for a cause. She doesn't go out of her way to kick ass, but she will when she needs to and she will kick it hard.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) Am I the only one noticing a pattern here? I'm seeing a lot of "Character X is calm/cool/laid-back unless something happens, and then they can take care of business/get the job done/kick ass". What does this say about Touhou fans? Find out in my soon-to-be-published paper, "Repression and Anger In the WTC"!

I like Yukari because she's cunning, manipulative, and highly intelligent. She projects an air of elegance and has great taste in clothes, while still being ominous enough that even other youkai are wary of her. Although we know quite a bit about her, she still has tons of mysteries surrounding both her past and true motives. The best thing about her, though, is her ill-defined ability, since it allows for an incredible amount of shenanigans.

Also, the insides of her gaps are full of eyes and hands clawing their way out. That's just extremely awesome. Reminds me of eldritch abominations and other Lovecraftian stuffs.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You are shy, and prone to laugh at very inappropriate moments. Your first real crush was with someone significantly older than you are. No 3-ring binder was ever safe from your constant drawing and doodling.

Mellow, cheery, witty, appreciates a good meal and has the best sense of humor in the land.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You would much rather resolve an argument by apologizing or otherwise accepting fault, even when you are not to blame, than to try and "win" your point. You feel a kinship with reptiles. All of your favorite foods have high levels of sugar, salt and/or fat.

I love Tokiko because she's smart, sweet, quiet... polite, mature. Or that's how she seems to me.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) When not plotting your absolute rule over the planet, you spend many long hours watching the History Channel. You have shocked yourself at least once by getting too curious about electronics. You are embarrassed by your own taste in music.

1Do not under any circumstances Google this at work, school, or around your parents. In fact, don't Google it at all.
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Post by: an unmatched sock on May 06, 2013, 07:50:48 PM
Umm...my fear of styrofoam is completely rational. The sound of it squeaking makes me cringe, and I dislike it.

   Let's try another, my second-favorite. She loves to just sit around and read. I'm always up for reading and sitting around. She can hold intelligent conversation, so that's a plus. The asthma is a bit of a minus, though. I don't dislike the dark, which she happens to be in a lot, or the wide open space of a library. She's also very purple, but I don't mind purple (I'd rather green, though.)
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Post by: Athrel on May 06, 2013, 08:05:32 PM
I like Meiling because she is one of the few human friendly Youkai and just one of the nicer characters overall. Also because she is competent at what she does, but still feels fine with taking naps every once in a while despite knowing how cruel her employer can be.
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Post by: InfernalExuro on May 06, 2013, 08:21:08 PM
Startlingly accurate. Not so much on the model trains, and I prefer air drumming to guitar, but still valid.

...You sure you aren't a skinwalker or something?
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Post by: Dular on May 06, 2013, 08:22:06 PM
Because she wields a giant anchor, and can probably use it as a whip.

Why wouldn't you want someone that has a whip-anchor in your corner?
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Post by: Delfigamer on May 06, 2013, 09:18:13 PM
Your first childhood crush was Hilary Clinton.
I wish I knew who is he. 0_0

Well then, what may be said about my waifu?
Quote
- Toyo is cool.
- Toyo is a cool DJ.
- Toyo was born cool - she can understand many people's speeches from her birth.
- Her wings seen during TD battle are the best last-boss effect ever. And yeah, they're cool.
- Toyo was teached by Seiga. Yeeeah, Byaku hadn't such a cool master.
- She is Taoist. Taoists are cool. Because Toyo is one of them.
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Post by: Stuffman on May 06, 2013, 09:31:09 PM
Despite being in circumstances that anyone else would find crushingly depressing, she is always jovial and only has peoples' best interests at heart. Her dress and hairstyle is outlandish even for Gensokyo. Her spinning is goofy, but depending on the artist she can also be very graceful. Miracle Hinacle is the best thing IOSYS has ever done.
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Post by: Validon98 on May 06, 2013, 10:04:57 PM
...Denial is NOT my problem. Have you ever heard of a little thing called indecisiveness?
This is really starting to anger me... I think these interpretations are bullshit. Saying that someone has multiple personality disorder because they like different characters is like saying they have it because they like two different genres of books. It makes no sense and it's wrong.
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Post by: Kosachi on May 06, 2013, 10:09:13 PM
...Denial is NOT my problem. Have you ever heard of a little thing called indecisiveness? This is really starting to anger me...
Dude, he's joking...
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Post by: Reddyne on May 06, 2013, 11:21:23 PM
Miracle Hinacle is the best thing IOSYS has ever done.
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Post by: Sagus on May 07, 2013, 12:30:20 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You are shy, and prone to laugh at very inappropriate moments. Your first real crush was with someone significantly older than you are. No 3-ring binder was ever safe from your constant drawing and doodling.
Ohhh, almost perfect. My first real crush (and current girlfriend) is only 3 years older than me.

Good analisys, though, good analysis  :justasplanned:
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Post by: Drake on May 07, 2013, 12:41:58 AM
...Denial is NOT my problem. Have you ever heard of a little thing called indecisiveness?
This is really starting to anger me... I think these interpretations are bullshit. Saying that someone has multiple personality disorder because they like different characters is like saying they have it because they like two different genres of books. It makes no sense and it's wrong.
rofl
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Post by: Validon98 on May 07, 2013, 12:54:44 AM
rofl
Look, I understand it's a joke, it's just I feel as if it's a little insulting. I didn't expect him to say that I had multiple personality disorder. Maybe that I was uncertain of my life or was indecisive. Multiple personality disorder just seems too extreme, so that's why I reacted the way I did.  :blush:
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Post by: Zil on May 07, 2013, 02:03:07 AM
"A nostalgic person." *wink wink* Has a nicer sound than certain alternatives.

I honestly thought you were joking.
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Post by: Kaze_Senshi on May 07, 2013, 02:53:38 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) Your everyday responsibilities have become almost too much to bear, and if it weren't for your treasured coin and stamp collections, you would likely be up on a water tower with an M-16. You are terrified of dancing in public. In grade school you gained unwanted attention for your unusual laugh.

So deep... no one likes my AHUEHAEUHAUEHAUEHAUEHAUEHAAHEUAHeuhUEHAUHEUAHEUAHeauheauHEAUHEUAHEUAHEU laugh  :fail:

And I wouldn't be up on a water tower with an M-16, I have acrophobia  :fail:
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Post by: BT on May 07, 2013, 04:51:13 AM
Welcome to the "silly" threads, where people are silly. No offense is to be taken from any of this, and if you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.
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Post by: aListers on May 07, 2013, 05:45:33 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You played with dolls extensively as a child. You are jealous easily. You prefer to carry your books rather than put them in your locker.

Correct on everything (if action men and playmobil count as dolls) except the jealousy. I've also worked out how you came to that conclusion. I've never found any evidence that Alice is jealous in canon.

It's my cousin who's the jealous one.
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Post by: Conqueror on May 07, 2013, 05:47:58 AM
She's dominating, aggressively playful, and self-confident. She suffers from perpetual boredom and revels in chaos as she searches for meaning in her life.
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Post by: AnonymousPondScum on May 07, 2013, 06:12:02 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) Earning the respect of others is not as important to you as finding someone yourself that you can respect.

This is correct!

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As a child, you found the smell of freshly-sharpened pencils calming.

This is not, as I have next-to-no sense of smell and thus have no clue what pencils of any sort smell like. :V

Quote
There is a character from a television show from your early youth who still haunts your dreams.

No clue but doubtful, as freaky-looking boogeymen don't scare me as much as more mundane worries these days. I mean, Hell, I watched Courage the Cowardly Dog as a kid and barely batted an eye, and that show had some CRAZY things happening.

That much said, EAT THIS!

http://www.deviantart.com/art/DONALD-THE-DUCK-370065066
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Post by: Aba Matindesu! on May 07, 2013, 07:11:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) Am I the only one noticing a pattern here? I'm seeing a lot of "Character X is calm/cool/laid-back unless something happens, and then they can take care of business/get the job done/kick ass". What does this say about Touhou fans? Find out in my soon-to-be-published paper, "Repression and Anger In the WTC"!
I'm less an individual than a device, apparently ;_;
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Post by: Sapz on May 07, 2013, 07:49:17 AM
Nue, followed by Remilia. Classy, powerful and deliciously manipulative characters, liable to send half of Gensokyo on a wild goose chase for a laugh, and excellent at getting on other people's nerves to boot.
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Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on May 07, 2013, 12:35:27 PM
But but but but I don't want to fuse with Dormio I'll lose all my study time to Dota and Mafia games :ohdear:
Yeah, well I never wanted to fuse with you either! ...Idiot.
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Post by: Tengukami on May 07, 2013, 12:37:09 PM
(Validon, I would not have teased you if 1. I didn't already like you and 2. I didn't think you'd think it was funny. Honestly, I thought your denial of MPD was you playing along with the joke. Clearly you don't share the humor, and I apologize. Hope we're good.

Everyone else, more analysis to come later on!)
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Post by: Fetch()tirade on May 07, 2013, 02:50:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You wish to defy death itself. You had a lot of pets as a child. Your mother often bought you candy as a reward for good behavior.

Yes, no, and no.
I'm absolutely horrible at dealing with animals, and I've never had a pet or had the urge to own one in my life. I seem to be the only person in my family who thinks this way.
I did appreciate whatever sweets I got on occasion though.
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Post by: Ikari on May 07, 2013, 03:01:42 PM
I adore Koishi because I like her vision of life; Pure unfiltered freedom, bound by nothing but her own whimes and desires. Being this free is nearly impossible to imagine for anyone, so it's interesting. My captivation on the subconscious and psychology in general is only a plus, and her original, intriguing ability to manipulate the subconscious is like the cherry on top-

Wait no, the cherry on top is her nice hat. <3
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Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on May 07, 2013, 04:54:37 PM
Well then doc,
I like this hellraven because... heck if I know. I guess it's just the cluelessness and the unyuu and the awesome cape? The ability to destroy the world with a birdbrain? Something along those lines.
Also that drunken oni. Especially when she's playing miko. Something about that carefree, just-wanna-have-fun attitude is adorable.
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Post by: Tengukami on May 07, 2013, 06:00:00 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) So! In the words of Mystia Lorelei, "Let's get this youkai party started!" First, it seems I missed a couple back on Page 1.

She has nice legs.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You are very empathic and have a keen understanding of propriety. As a result, you have a very accurate sense of what will "rustle jimmies", as I believe the kids call it, and are prone to mischief.

She looks good in ropes
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You are drawn to strong, capable women who challenge you intellectually. The sound of running water puts you to sleep within minutes. You have a mild psychosomatic allergy to lint.

And now, let's see about the new arrivals ...

Let's try another, my second-favorite. She loves to just sit around and read. I'm always up for reading and sitting around. She can hold intelligent conversation, so that's a plus. The asthma is a bit of a minus, though. I don't dislike the dark, which she happens to be in a lot, or the wide open space of a library. She's also very purple, but I don't mind purple (I'd rather green, though.)
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) As a child you spent considerable time hiding in small, dark spaces. Today, you find confined spaces panic-inducing. You cannot eat pancakes because of the texture.

I like Meiling because she is one of the few human friendly Youkai and just one of the nicer characters overall. Also because she is competent at what she does, but still feels fine with taking naps every once in a while despite knowing how cruel her employer can be.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You have issues with authority that stem from a strict and possibly senile elderly grade school teacher. You shy away from confrontations. You continue to drink chocolate milk despite the effect it has on your lower intestinal track.

Because she wields a giant anchor, and can probably use it as a whip.

Why wouldn't you want someone that has a whip-anchor in your corner?
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) ... Now that you mention it, that does make a lot of sense. Innnnnnteresting, though, that you chose to say the anchor is used as a "whip". Have a thing for dominant women, do you?

- Toyo is cool.
- Toyo is a cool DJ.
- Toyo was born cool - she can understand many people's speeches from her birth.
- Her wings seen during TD battle are the best last-boss effect ever. And yeah, they're cool.
- Toyo was teached by Seiga. Yeeeah, Byaku hadn't such a cool master.
- She is Taoist. Taoists are cool. Because Toyo is one of them.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You are outgoing, friendly and gregarious. As a child, you wanted to grow up to be a scientist. You have seen "Bring It On" no less than 15 times.

Despite being in circumstances that anyone else would find crushingly depressing, she is always jovial and only has peoples' best interests at heart. Her dress and hairstyle is outlandish even for Gensokyo. Her spinning is goofy, but depending on the artist she can also be very graceful. Miracle Hinacle is the best thing IOSYS has ever done.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) When you are feeling depressed or anxious, no one around you knows just how bad you feel. Without a creative outlet you would feel rudderless and empty. You are less than efficient when it comes to laundry.

She's dominating, aggressively playful, and self-confident. She suffers from perpetual boredom and revels in chaos as she searches for meaning in her life.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You were quite the little troublemaker as a child! Today, your friends might say you were a bit of a smartass, but never enough to truly offend someone. Your fear of insects is mostly under control.

I'm less an individual than a device, apparently ;_;
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You have a need to stand out, but lack the arrogance that a douchebag might have to attract attention. As a child you often ate things just because you were expressly forbidden not to eat them, which had mixed results. No one knows how much you love Disney music.

Nue, followed by Remilia. Classy, powerful and deliciously manipulative characters, liable to send half of Gensokyo on a wild goose chase for a laugh, and excellent at getting on other people's nerves to boot.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You find it fun to see drama ensue between people but are often reluctant to start it yourself, on account of your deeply-engrained Calvinist ethics. You tend to be attracted to women who are more extroverted than yourself. You are known among your friends for your loyalty, sacrifice, and ability to talk at length about trivia.

I adore Koishi because I like her vision of life; Pure unfiltered freedom, bound by nothing but her own whimes and desires. Being this free is nearly impossible to imagine for anyone, so it's interesting. My captivation on the subconscious and psychology in general is only a plus, and her original, intriguing ability to manipulate the subconscious is like the cherry on top-

Wait no, the cherry on top is her nice hat. <3
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You are bored and restless with your current position in life. You are quick to accept others as your friend, but slow to forgive them if you believe they have slighted you. You are one of the few in your circle of friends who thinks Family Guy is stupid and formulaic.

Well then doc,
I like this hellraven because... heck if I know. I guess it's just the cluelessness and the unyuu and the awesome cape? The ability to destroy the world with a birdbrain? Something along those lines.
Also that drunken oni. Especially when she's playing miko. Something about that carefree, just-wanna-have-fun attitude is adorable.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) None of your friends know just how much you enjoy dancing. Even you don't know how much you enjoy dancing. And yet your love of dance remains, strong and proud, like a stag standing at the edge of a cliff with his antlers raised high. Left to your own devices, you would eat nothing but pastries.
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Post by: pasu on May 07, 2013, 06:14:12 PM
idk I just love my waifu alot lots lots lots she's just so adorable to me with her big ribbon and POOFY POOFY skirt also i, uh, seem to have a slight liking to short-haired blonde lolis (either that, or its a coincidence)
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Post by: Sana on May 07, 2013, 06:47:35 PM
Renko has a pretty cool hat, you know?
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Post by: nintendonut888 on May 07, 2013, 07:11:19 PM
I like Yukari the best because the contrast of overwhelming power and casual coyness is really attractive to me. Also my own personal theories about her paint her motives as really heroic and noble.
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Post by: Rin Kagamine on May 07, 2013, 10:09:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/HFKAlGMl.jpg)

Because I have the most merch of her.
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Post by: Jmyster on May 07, 2013, 11:12:36 PM
Ah, I must have been buried under the enormous list of patients. No matter,

"I am neutral towards maids, prefer swords to knives, and consider time-stopping to be a "cool but not coolest" power. However, when all these traits came together with the addition of elegance and elements of Castlevania...I am at a loss."
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Post by: Aba Matindesu! on May 08, 2013, 09:07:22 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You have a need to stand out, but lack the arrogance that a douchebag might have to attract attention. As a child you often ate things just because you were expressly forbidden not to eat them, which had mixed results. No one knows how much you love Disney music.
oh god

the accuracy

it burns
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Post by: DeltaSierra4 on May 08, 2013, 04:20:51 PM
It's been a month since my last visit here and at last we have some amazing threads. I love you Ammy! (no don't count that as the part for analysis!... Just kidding, or you can :P your choice hehehe)


I have quite a few, like, my top 3 has always been 3Y (Yukari, Yuyuko, Youmu) but Sanae has been maintaining a good close 2nd/4th-ish, and since she has more detailed reasons than the other three, so I'll go with her on this one. She's probably the closest girl in 2hu to an ideal girl irl that I'd genuinely fall in love with (well, just her being silly about things - "ditzy" as described in touhou wiki - her sometimes demure, soft, and kind personality as often depicted by some doujin games - try AQUA STYLE's Miracle Chou Party or Strawberry Bose's Genius of Sappheiros if you want to know what I mean). Also I have this strong conviction that her life before she came to Gensokyo was probably something close to what I've suffered from in the past.



Doctor doctor, gimme the news I got a bad case of lovin this~~
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Post by: Nobu on May 09, 2013, 04:40:54 AM
She's simultaneously youthful yet wise beyond her years, she looks great in thighhighs and her hat is probably the most absurd hat in Gensokyou.
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Post by: Shadoweh on May 09, 2013, 04:46:30 AM
Because she throws giant lasers while she's half asleep, and just like me she's ready to roll over and fall asleep at a moment's notice.
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Post by: Tengukami on May 10, 2013, 10:32:24 AM
(The good doctor has informed me he will be back to dispense this afternoon. Stay tuned and/or share - but how do you feel about her?)
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Post by: Ikari on May 10, 2013, 12:48:15 PM
[(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You are bored and restless with your current position in life. You are quick to accept others as your friend, but slow to forgive them if you believe they have slighted you. You are one of the few in your circle of friends who thinks Family Guy is stupid and formulaic.

...That is scarily accurate. Except the Family Guy thing.

I KNEW Freud was always right about everything.
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Post by: Hello Purvis on May 11, 2013, 03:52:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/8otdZqx.gif)
Get out of here, you no good son of a bitch.
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Post by: Teewee on May 11, 2013, 07:23:22 AM
Can't say I have one particular favorite touhou, but Tenshi is one fave. That blue hair, nice dress, nice hat, and adorable fanon have earned her a special place in my heart. <3

There's also Merlin. Bubbly personality, wavy blue hair, and being slightly like me are things about her I find endearing.

Need I say that beautiful fanart is a major factor in my touhou tastes? :P
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Post by: Tengukami on May 11, 2013, 12:32:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) Ach mein lieben! The good doctor got so caught up in all the hype about Touhou 14 that I have neglected my patients!

idk I just love my waifu alot lots lots lots she's just so adorable to me with her big ribbon and POOFY POOFY skirt also i, uh, seem to have a slight liking to short-haired blonde lolis (either that, or its a coincidence)
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You feel as though the pressure to grow up is increasing, and you are trying your best to resist it. There are a number of foods you have not tried and will never try based on their appearance alone.

Renko has a pretty cool hat, you know?
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You have a passion for science, even though the subject is a struggle for you. You have one or two physical tricks that you can perform - such as double-jointedness - that are impractical but entertaining. You are terrified of flying insects.

I like Yukari the best because the contrast of overwhelming power and casual coyness is really attractive to me. Also my own personal theories about her paint her motives as really heroic and noble.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You are experiencing a transition point in terms of your attraction to women. You have a strong sense of wanting to be ethically sound in deed. The memory of a terrible cooking accident haunts you to this day.

(http://i.imgur.com/HFKAlGMl.jpg)

Because I have the most merch of her.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You grew up in an environment that was caring and nurturing. When intoxicated, your speech will slip into Japanese. You have a strong need to travel, like, probably this summer.

I am neutral towards maids, prefer swords to knives, and consider time-stopping to be a "cool but not coolest" power. However, when all these traits came together with the addition of elegance and elements of Castlevania...I am at a loss.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) As a child you were fascinated by magicians. Your mother was a bit on the domineering side, but not overly, although she would insist on being left alone when cooking. Your enjoyment of science fiction is almost embarrassingly high.

I have quite a few, like, my top 3 has always been 3Y (Yukari, Yuyuko, Youmu) but Sanae has been maintaining a good close 2nd/4th-ish, and since she has more detailed reasons than the other three, so I'll go with her on this one. She's probably the closest girl in 2hu to an ideal girl irl that I'd genuinely fall in love with (well, just her being silly about things - "ditzy" as described in touhou wiki - her sometimes demure, soft, and kind personality as often depicted by some doujin games - try AQUA STYLE's Miracle Chou Party or Strawberry Bose's Genius of Sappheiros if you want to know what I mean). Also I have this strong conviction that her life before she came to Gensokyo was probably something close to what I've suffered from in the past.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) Togetherness and group cohesiveness are of great importance to you. You often feel as though you were born "at the wrong time", and might have been better suited for an earlier time in history. You would much rather help others feel better than cheer yourself up.

She's simultaneously youthful yet wise beyond her years, she looks great in thighhighs and her hat is probably the most absurd hat in Gensokyou.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You feel as though you are crossing the threshold of adulthood, although there is great uncertainty - more uncertainty than you care for - regarding what awaits. When flipping open one of those enormous fashion-oriented magazines I see in the stores, you will actually pay attention to how the clothing is made and how it looks on the model, as opposed to just flipping ahead to the quizzes. Caramel featured prominently in your teen years.

Because she throws giant lasers while she's half asleep, and just like me she's ready to roll over and fall asleep at a moment's notice.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You eagerly await the day when science will create a human-sized egg that people can sit inside, browsing online while all of their physio-biological needs are met. As a child you once ate something poisonous, which scared your parents more than it did you. The voice of Joan Rivers causes you to fly into an uncontrollable rage.

(http://i.imgur.com/8otdZqx.gif)
Get out of here, you no good son of a bitch.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) Oh, look who it is. Dr. Jung, likely here to blather on about his mystic visions and magical archetypes. What are you going to do, Herr Doktor, read some Tarot cards for us?

Can't say I have one particular favorite touhou, but Tenshi is one fave. That blue hair, nice dress, nice hat, and adorable fanon have earned her a special place in my heart. <3

There's also Merlin. Bubbly personality, wavy blue hair, and being slightly like me are things about her I find endearing.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) People over 30 confuse you. As a child, you were the first one out and the last one in during recess. You cannot eat pancakes with syrup while wearing a wool sweater.
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Post by: Cadmas on May 11, 2013, 01:04:51 PM
For some reason Avast is saying there is malware on this page.
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Post by: Hello Purvis on May 11, 2013, 01:06:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) Oh, look who it is. Dr. Jung, likely here to blather on about his mystic visions and magical archetypes. What are you going to do, Herr Doktor, read some Tarot cards for us?

(http://i.imgur.com/8otdZqx.gif) Say that again? I couldn't hear you over you longing to bang your mom and trying to lift my work.
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Post by: MaStErSpArK94 on May 11, 2013, 01:24:03 PM
My favorite is Marisa because she doesn't need to be a youkai or a supernatural being of any kind in order to kick ass.
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Post by: Thata no Guykoro on May 11, 2013, 02:21:42 PM
Utsuho because i find her powers and design to be really cool. Also there's some cool fanart of her which helps a lot.
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Post by: XephyrEnigma on May 11, 2013, 04:37:50 PM
I've always had an interest in Satori. Mainly because of the mind reading thing, I guess. I mean, I've always figured there'd be fewer misunderstandings if you could see what others were actually thinking.
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Post by: Bound on May 11, 2013, 07:04:29 PM
Oh wow, bless this thread
My favourites right now would be Suika, because I find her sprite in the fighting games to be adorable, because I've always had some fondness for the friendly brutish character archetype and because Missing Power is probably my favourite Touhou song, Koishi because I find several things about her design to be really clever (like her palette being a negative of Satori's, her theme being composed to sound similar when reversed, and her Release of the Id card consisting on hearts that float away from her, while Super-Ego's hearts are focused on herself instead), and Kogasa, also because of her design (all the little things that make her look like a karakasa despite her human shape, like the red eye, her tongue usually sticking out, the geta, and only one of her legs being extended).
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Post by: Hinacle on May 12, 2013, 02:34:52 AM
Youmu Konpakuuuuuuuuu
I love her design, her swords, her personality. Especially her swords. How can you not like swords?!
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Post by: t0k on May 12, 2013, 06:15:53 AM
When I get really really drunk (1.5 bottles of Vodka in me rtight now) I realyl like Aya. Does this say anything about my personality?
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Post by: AJS on May 12, 2013, 07:46:26 AM
How much will I be charged for this?

Anyway, my favorite is my favorite for quite a few reasons.  First, her enigmatic, yet fun-loving personality.  She likes to tease and mess around with others, yet above all has good intentions in mind...somehow.  Also, she often is portrayed with a beautiful appearance (shallow I know).  And finally, her ability is very fascinating to me--so much power, so much potential for good--or evil.
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Post by: Piranha on May 12, 2013, 08:45:05 AM
Youmu
Besides the fact I really like her design, the colors, the swords etc, it's mainly her personality that made her my favorite character. She's dutiful and loyal, but also kind of na?ve, and that's just endearing to me.  (See CoLA ch. 13 for example)
To say it with other words, she is just plain cute.

and Kogasa for design and overall cuteness, like her struggling to find a place for herself in TD and her trying to be a (scary?) babysitter in SoPM
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Post by: Gensokyo Dreadnought on May 12, 2013, 10:05:00 PM
The character I am most fond of, out of the many Touhou characters I have loved is Shikieiki Yamaxanadu. As I grew up with these last few years with Touhou, I believe Eiki is the embodiment of who I truly want to be.

Powerful.

The soft emerald hair she has gives the impression of a calm and natural young lady, along with her blue orbs for eyes - Her presence, if without all of the other significant colours (and perhaps clothes), I would see her as a light-hearted female who speaks barely, and enjoys the calm rustling of a glowing meadow under the pale, cloudless moonlight. But as you start to add back everything else - that calm demeanor actually signifies the preemptive strike of an attack between the heavens and hell.

Her uniform emanates perfect union and  impeccable sovereignty. The black and white shows her that she can and will, intervene in any dire affair, and often than naught, I've felt that those accents of white-black made it seem her existence in this universe had no point of origin to begin with - she had existed all this time, making her supreme over any timed-being. Sentient or non-sentient. The gold and red touches just glorifies the already-supreme Eiki, in the sense of how gold is associated with royalty or kings, and that without it, her rule would be incomplete.

And to top it all off, she has the power to decide your life after you die. This makes her a god among men and youkai alike.

Her actual description might not actually resonate with mine, but this is what the vision of Eiki that I have crafted, and because of this, Eiki is who I love the most. This is why she is my favourite, because everything about her is powerful.
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Post by: Atfyntify on May 13, 2013, 01:26:51 PM
My favorite character is Tenshi Hinanawi. She's no different than me, we're almost like the same person. I like blue haired people, I like heavens/the sky and I like clouds. Tenshi was always bored and lonely resulting the SWR incident. But I never saw her as a masochist, it seems more like she just wanted to play and get the attention of others just once. But everyone ended up bullying her in the end, I felt kind of bad for her.
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Post by: Tengukami on May 15, 2013, 07:57:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) Hokay ... this will be the last session the good doctor gives in this thread. Thanks to all of you for laying bare the horrid, twisted demons of your unconscious for all to see!

My favorite is Marisa because she doesn't need to be a youkai or a supernatural being of any kind in order to kick ass.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You often feel a little too ordinary for the crowd you hang out with. Caterpillars give you the heebie-jeebies. You have on more than one occasion defended the musical ability of Shakira.

Utsuho because i find her powers and design to be really cool. Also there's some cool fanart of her which helps a lot.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You developed an emotional band with heavy metal groups in your early teens. You learned how to roller skate relatively late in life. Seeing other people brush their teeth makes you gag.

I've always had an interest in Satori. Mainly because of the mind reading thing, I guess. I mean, I've always figured there'd be fewer misunderstandings if you could see what others were actually thinking.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You have read the diary of one or more family members. You enjoy science documentaries. You sleep with a boomerang under your bed.

Oh wow, bless this thread
My favourites right now would be Suika, because I find her sprite in the fighting games to be adorable, because I've always had some fondness for the friendly brutish character archetype and because Missing Power is probably my favourite Touhou song, Koishi because I find several things about her design to be really clever (like her palette being a negative of Satori's, her theme being composed to sound similar when reversed, and her Release of the Id card consisting on hearts that float away from her, while Super-Ego's hearts are focused on herself instead), and Kogasa, also because of her design (all the little things that make her look like a karakasa despite her human shape, like the red eye, her tongue usually sticking out, the geta, and only one of her legs being extended).
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) Have you met Validon? You two might have a lot to talk about. Apart from that, a sibling once broke a treasured toy of yours - an injury you still haven't fully recovered from.

Youmu Konpakuuuuuuuuu
I love her design, her swords, her personality. Especially her swords. How can you not like swords?!
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You have enjoyed yourself in the kitchen, although not always by cooking. You tend to be attracted to motherly women. Cherry-flavored anything is always a win for you.

When I get really really drunk (1.5 bottles of Vodka in me rtight now) I realyl like Aya. Does this say anything about my personality?
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You don't like to take sides in a dispute between people you know, even if they aren't friends. When people have expectations of you, you tend to do the opposite. You spend too much time reading the tabloids in the supermarket check-out line.

How much will I be charged for this?

Anyway, my favorite is my favorite for quite a few reasons.  First, her enigmatic, yet fun-loving personality.  She likes to tease and mess around with others, yet above all has good intentions in mind...somehow.  Also, she often is portrayed with a beautiful appearance (shallow I know).  And finally, her ability is very fascinating to me--so much power, so much potential for good--or evil.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) I bill by the hour. Ask your insurance company how your coverage is.

Given the choice, you would prefer to not grow-up. It is not unusual for you to change clothes a few times before going out. You have often entertained an interest in a career in politics.

Youmu
Besides the fact I really like her design, the colors, the swords etc, it's mainly her personality that made her my favorite character. She's dutiful and loyal, but also kind of na?ve, and that's just endearing to me.  (See CoLA ch. 13 for example)
To say it with other words, she is just plain cute.

and Kogasa for design and overall cuteness, like her struggling to find a place for herself in TD and her trying to be a (scary?) babysitter in SoPM
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You are very much a family-oriented person. In work or school, what the rules are doesn't matter as much as there being rules in the first place. When you find lint in your pocket, you wait until you find a trash can before throwing it away.

The character I am most fond of, out of the many Touhou characters I have loved is Shikieiki Yamaxanadu. As I grew up with these last few years with Touhou, I believe Eiki is the embodiment of who I truly want to be.

Powerful.

The soft emerald hair she has gives the impression of a calm and natural young lady, along with her blue orbs for eyes - Her presence, if without all of the other significant colours (and perhaps clothes), I would see her as a light-hearted female who speaks barely, and enjoys the calm rustling of a glowing meadow under the pale, cloudless moonlight. But as you start to add back everything else - that calm demeanor actually signifies the preemptive strike of an attack between the heavens and hell.

Her uniform emanates perfect union and  impeccable sovereignty. The black and white shows her that she can and will, intervene in any dire affair, and often than naught, I've felt that those accents of white-black made it seem her existence in this universe had no point of origin to begin with - she had existed all this time, making her supreme over any timed-being. Sentient or non-sentient. The gold and red touches just glorifies the already-supreme Eiki, in the sense of how gold is associated with royalty or kings, and that without it, her rule would be incomplete.

And to top it all off, she has the power to decide your life after you die. This makes her a god among men and youkai alike.

Her actual description might not actually resonate with mine, but this is what the vision of Eiki that I have crafted, and because of this, Eiki is who I love the most. This is why she is my favourite, because everything about her is powerful.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You have spent hundreds of hours playing MMORPGs. You often wonder why other people are so much stupider than you are. Try as you might, you can never find a pair of sunglasses that don't look crooked on you.

My favorite character is Tenshi Hinanawi. She's no different than me, we're almost like the same person. I like blue haired people, I like heavens/the sky and I like clouds. Tenshi was always bored and lonely resulting the SWR incident. But I never saw her as a masochist, it seems more like she just wanted to play and get the attention of others just once. But everyone ended up bullying her in the end, I felt kind of bad for her.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You had a childhood of many creature comforts. At parties, you are almost always the first person to start dancing. You take great pains to ensure no one ever finds that folder on your hard drive.

(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) Ja, und that is that, as they say. I'll be back some time soon, I'm sure, to provide more of my irreproachable council.

Good night!
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Post by: Bound on May 15, 2013, 08:46:26 PM
Dammit Ammy, you got it all wrong! You're probably the worst back-alley shrink without a license I've ever seen.  :colbert:
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Post by: Stuffman on May 15, 2013, 09:58:54 PM
Some of these actually contain a certain amount of accuracy, but Ammy is cheating because he already knows stuff about us :V

Great thread!
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Post by: notverycreative on May 17, 2013, 07:44:02 AM
Komachi is my favorite. She's got a nice pair of knockers, she's a redhead, I like her outfit, and I think she's pretty. Scythes are awesome weapons even if they're impractical, but come on, it's a video game. If Touhous were turned into MSes (like MS Blade or SD Gundam stuff), Komachi would be the Deathscythe Hell. :3
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Post by: AJS on May 17, 2013, 11:05:38 AM
I bill by the hour. Ask your insurance company how your coverage is.
Shit...
Given the choice, you would prefer to not grow-up. It is not unusual for you to change clothes a few times before going out. You have often entertained an interest in a career in politics.
First one is spot-on.  Third one is sorta iffy.  I've had on and off thoughts of politics, but then I realize that I'd rather not be hated by close to half of my constituency. :V

However, given what I said, that's not a bad analysis.

Which brings me to a few questions of my OWN for you, GOOD DOCTOR (oh ho ho!)

Where did you get your degree?  And why do you feel the need to take it upon yourself to inquire about and analyze our favorite Touhous, HMMMMM?
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Post by: trancehime on May 17, 2013, 01:29:43 PM
21:21:48 (Tengukami) Best do so now, before the Dr. retires!

ok doc

This is actually a tough question for me, as there are a lot of Touhou characters I do like but it's hard for me in particular to pick a favourite. If I were to really force myself into a decision, it would most likely be Shinki. She's a very powerful figure, being the creator of Makai after all, and her aesthetics really enchant me very much. In a way, not too much is known about Shinki, to be frank, but the idea that she created her own realm, along with most of the folks in it (such as Yumeko, and others) is something I resonate with a lot, I guess, given my life circumstances in a nutshell and my desire to be released from these damnable shackles. It certainly doesn't help matters that the fan art and fan portrayals of Shinki being Alice's mother make me warm and tingly and ridiculously fuzzy. Shinki is just... like, I guess she's like that god(dess) I'd be all up ons for if they were really a thing, I guess. A bit messed up but what do you know, I am a fucked up person at heart.
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Post by: Phoenix_lostarr on May 17, 2013, 02:34:09 PM
My favourite is all of them :V
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Post by: Tengukami on May 17, 2013, 03:23:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You people don't know when to quit, do you?

Komachi is my favorite. She's got a nice pair of knockers, she's a redhead, I like her outfit, and I think she's pretty. Scythes are awesome weapons even if they're impractical, but come on, it's a video game. If Touhous were turned into MSes (like MS Blade or SD Gundam stuff), Komachi would be the Deathscythe Hell. :3
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You own at least two fedoras or trilbies. You once tried smoking a cigar, but found it an unpleasant experience. When you were younger, you found heavy metal to be the highest form of music that there is.

Where did you get your degree?  And why do you feel the need to take it upon yourself to inquire about and analyze our favorite Touhous, HMMMMM?
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) Phoenix University - you can get certified from the comfort of your own home!

Well, I've been dead for a really long time now, and it gets boring playing pinocle with BF Skinner and his two trained cats, you know?

This is actually a tough question for me, as there are a lot of Touhou characters I do like but it's hard for me in particular to pick a favourite. If I were to really force myself into a decision, it would most likely be Shinki. She's a very powerful figure, being the creator of Makai after all, and her aesthetics really enchant me very much. In a way, not too much is known about Shinki, to be frank, but the idea that she created her own realm, along with most of the folks in it (such as Yumeko, and others) is something I resonate with a lot, I guess, given my life circumstances in a nutshell and my desire to be released from these damnable shackles. It certainly doesn't help matters that the fan art and fan portrayals of Shinki being Alice's mother make me warm and tingly and ridiculously fuzzy. Shinki is just... like, I guess she's like that god(dess) I'd be all up ons for if they were really a thing, I guess. A bit messed up but what do you know, I am a fucked up person at heart.
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) You have an uncommon strength that not even you would be willing to admit is there. There is a mischievous, prankster aspect to your personality that you would love to utilize more but your kind-heartedness usually holds you back. Purple looks great on you.

My favourite is all of them :V
(http://i.imgur.com/BHgdHQ8s.jpg) Then I would suggest you - and really, everyone else on this board - pay a visit to this amazing thread (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,14766.msg974519.html) where you can put your Touhou polyamorousness to good use.

I'll leave this thread open for a while longer in case someone wants to respond to analysis, but as for now, the good doctor is going to bid you adieu for now, for real this time. Auf Wiedersehen!
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Post by: trancehime on May 17, 2013, 03:41:49 PM
You have an uncommon strength that not even you would be willing to admit is there. There is a mischievous, prankster aspect to your personality that you would love to utilize more but your kind-heartedness usually holds you back. Purple looks great on you.

>Purple looks great on you

I actually get this a lot :derp: As for the mischievous thing... I don't know how accurate exactly that is; though it's eerily kind of true at points. :V
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Post by: Mayson on May 17, 2013, 03:41:59 PM
I'll leave this thread open for a while longer in case someone wants to respond to analysis, but as for now, the good doctor is going to bid you adieu for now, for real this time. Auf Wiedersehen!
No! Don't leave meeee!
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: notverycreative on May 17, 2013, 04:34:12 PM
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You own at least two fedoras or trilbies. You once tried smoking a cigar, but found it an unpleasant experience. When you were younger, you found heavy metal to be the highest form of music that there is.
I don't own any hats aside from the Junpei hat you get with Persona 3 Portable (got it from a friend) and a few winter caps. I did smoke a cigar once, but then, not a lot of people haven't. And I do think metal is the best form of music, but I suppose "when I was younger" means when I was 17 or so (I'm 30 now).
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Post by: Kingault on May 18, 2013, 01:35:10 PM
I have several.

Mamizou for being a drunken trickster, looking awesome with those glasses; her radical attitude helps.

Yukari, even though she's the ultimate voyeur and privacy breacher, and great liar, but I like her because of her mannerisms and stuff.

Ran because she's a kitsune and is awesome, and is awesome.

Chen for being so adorable.

Yuuka(kinda) due to flowers and I kinda like that creepy constant smile.

Hong Meiling's a martial artist that looks great and is nice and stuff.

Patchouli. Bookworm. What more?
Also Koakuma.

Analyze me, individually if you'd be kind enough, my good sir.
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Post by: Tengukami on May 18, 2013, 01:52:58 PM
As has been said a few times now, the doctor is out. Maybe next time. Sorry!

Locking now.
Title: Re: ☞ Time For Analysis! Come Get Headshrunk Here! ☜
Post by: Hello Purvis on May 18, 2013, 02:58:53 PM
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Keep running you incestuous son of a bitch.