Author Topic: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III  (Read 213748 times)

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #30 on: March 18, 2012, 12:52:22 AM »
Me: "Let's safe-spot Eternal Meek to keep as many resources for Remilia as possible."

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #31 on: March 18, 2012, 01:05:11 AM »
Died twice to Danmaku Paranoia in the same run

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #32 on: March 18, 2012, 01:10:17 AM »
. _ .
*comes home from dinner*
*decides to try PCB hard run*
*starts stage 1*
*runs right into the first fairy that spawns*
*wtf*

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #33 on: March 18, 2012, 01:23:16 AM »
1. Auto-collect fail
Pi~chuuun

>Goes all the way up to the screen to auto collect the power items dropped upon death. Think I can come down before the bullet spamming starts and...

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>gets hit by the first wave of bullets.

2. UFO fail
>collects all blue UFO's...
>...where all fairies only drop power up items.

3. HRtP fail
>Gets hit by Yin-Yang orb like 5 times consecutively because I shot it into the yellow barriers where they bounce off...

Not to mention the countless many fails where I get distracted by each stage boss's movement and get hit by a stray bullet (looks at Hina...)
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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #34 on: March 18, 2012, 01:33:02 AM »
i might have had enough extra grinding for a while

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #35 on: March 18, 2012, 04:24:03 AM »
died to Kogasa's opener :V
I should rest for the day.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #36 on: March 18, 2012, 05:22:17 AM »
Today seems like a good day. I think I'll scorerun some Extra stages.

*opens up UFO, starts with SanaeB*

*fails to get first UFO after red fairy wave*

*dies during stage*

*dies on Undefined Darkness*

...how did I pass 400 mil? o.o

Okay, that didn't really go over well. Let's try IN Extra.

The run actually goes pretty well, until I reach the survival card...

*microtaps during Possessed by Phoenix*

*realizes that I'm about to run out of space at the top*

*tries to go DOWN*

You probably know what happened next.

Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #37 on: March 18, 2012, 07:11:43 AM »
I get caught by Cirno's Icicle fall , lol. ANd I JUST realized i can just go in the big Gaping empty space on meiling's colorful wind chimes. Lol I just got the game, so tha's kind of why but really that just lol :V :]

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #38 on: March 18, 2012, 08:15:15 AM »
I had three extra lives when facing Kanako on Lunatic. (How did that even happen?)
Bombed every pattern expect First spellcard and Second non-card.
Naturally ran out of bombs at Source of Rain.

Died first time without regrets, then died again almost instantly, wasting 3 bombs.
Game Over'd at 1/8 health at Virtue of Wind God.

Seriously, being unable to press X when pressing 2 direction keys, Shift, and Z is getting quite troublesome.

Is it possible to make a 'GUYZ I DUN GET IT Y CANT I 1CC MOF LUNATIC' replay?
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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #39 on: March 18, 2012, 09:48:34 AM »
Seriously, being unable to press X when pressing 2 direction keys, Shift, and Z is getting quite troublesome.

Get Key Remap.

I'm sure somebody in this forum has mentioned it.


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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #40 on: March 18, 2012, 06:47:51 PM »
Seriously, being unable to press X when pressing 2 direction keys, Shift, and Z is getting quite troublesome.

I've similar problems when playing Fairy Wars... Can't press shift, ctrl, and x at the same time while moving around lol. I guess I'll follow Yukarin's advice here.
"Times will bring that up over and over again. It's like I'm dying from my mental hemophilia... Forgetting the past is easier said than done. You know it dies hard, and when it dies, it dies with you."

Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #41 on: March 18, 2012, 07:16:53 PM »
Well now. I just got hit twice by Ex-Kogasa's third card. What an epic display of crap reaction time there. And I'm not even drunk.  :V
I then proceed to get hit by the penultimate phase of Grudge Bow. That was an epic display of two embarassing things. Crappy timing and crappy bullet reading. I should've moved to the right but instead I decided I could fit in between two bullets. Normally I would've been able to do it but that's where the crappy timing comes in.  :V Move just in time to face-plant right into one of the bullets.

This was on Ultra but I don't think those two cards had much of a difference from the upgrade. (Unfortunately for Grudge Bow.) The final phase is alright but the first and third phase leaves a lot to be desired from an ultra patch considering how cool some of the other things in the stage have become. I'm thinking about EX-Kogasa's 2nd spell for example. Badass stuff. Nue's non-spells are also badass.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #42 on: March 18, 2012, 07:19:40 PM »
> Charming Siege

Two bubble bullets' insides are touching each other?

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #43 on: March 18, 2012, 09:49:56 PM »
Random run of 10D stage 6 lunatic. 1DNB'd Miko. The mistake? Her fourth spell card. :fail:
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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #44 on: March 19, 2012, 01:08:21 AM »
Attempted to do a pacifist run of TD stage 5 normal. The only mistake? Tojiko nonspell
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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #45 on: March 19, 2012, 02:52:59 PM »
It's scary how horrendous a guy can play on a bad day.

I gameover'd on EoSD Lunatic Stage 5 after dying to the pre-midSakuya stage portion TWICE. One of them was because I derped during the cheese method, which never happens.

And, yeah, two lives. That's all I had. Which means I had a horrible Stage 3+4, basically.

I even struggled on Meiling's STATIC first spell.

Not to mention how I restarted a few times before that run.

One of those times was because of a death to Rumia's opener.



It's a good thing I'm abroad for the next week, I really need this break.  :toot: :toot:
« Last Edit: March 19, 2012, 02:56:16 PM by BT »

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #46 on: March 19, 2012, 08:50:40 PM »
Little Sister + TD Easy

Losing the Seiga's second noncard


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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #47 on: March 20, 2012, 12:53:50 AM »
So I was on Meiling's last nonspell doing the Nitori challenge thing and I decided to glance at my email.

...what :colonveeplusalpha:

Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #48 on: March 20, 2012, 09:20:37 AM »
I just game overed to Shou in practice.  :colonveeplusalpha:

I shouldn't be allowed to play these games anymore.

And Greatest Treasure pisses me off. How much practice does one need to stop sucking?

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #49 on: March 20, 2012, 10:34:52 AM »
Kanyanko will always be my enemy for her Virtue of Wind God.

My MoF life would be easier if it wasn't exist.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #50 on: March 20, 2012, 11:00:53 AM »
Kind of getting my ass kicked in GFW Normal, playing it seriously for the first time, but Christ, I love this game already (minus having to spam Z, I guess).

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #51 on: March 20, 2012, 03:44:34 PM »
Kind of getting my ass kicked in GFW Normal, playing it seriously for the first time, but Christ, I love this game already (minus having to spam Z, I guess).
You can hold C for auto-fire.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #52 on: March 20, 2012, 04:15:47 PM »
You can hold C for auto-fire.

Ooh, C? That sounds much better, thanks! Though my fingers might have to get used to that first.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #53 on: March 20, 2012, 04:52:50 PM »
Playing MoF. Kanako is about to die, on my last life, i then run INTO a bullet RIGHT before Kanako dies...

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #54 on: March 20, 2012, 07:21:43 PM »
This Nitori's random challenge thread is a perfect source of random derps. Never imagined myself trying to pacify EoSD extra, and this is what happened
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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #55 on: March 21, 2012, 05:50:57 PM »
> Kagome, Kagome ends

OH YES LET US POC DIRECTLY TO THE LEFT OF FLANDRE DESPITE THE FACT THAT HER NEXT NONSPELL TRAVELS QUITE FAST


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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #56 on: March 21, 2012, 06:32:53 PM »


I moved along the path of the yellow arrow.
I don't even know what to say.
« Last Edit: March 21, 2012, 06:34:47 PM by Kanon »

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #57 on: March 22, 2012, 03:44:18 AM »
1-miss UFO Stage 4. Where did I die ?
Murasa's opener, while it was clearing.

A real shame. The run has my first successful attempt ever at her third too.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #58 on: March 22, 2012, 04:33:43 AM »
Hey it's "Fist Smash" Ichirin's easiest card.  Let's ram into a bullet before they start moving to spice things up a bit.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #59 on: March 22, 2012, 12:53:11 PM »
*SA Stage 4*
*Me trying to stream ball-looking bullets and failing*
"Oh, okay, let's just warp to the other side of the scree-- hey, why doesn't it works?"
"Oh wait, I'm using ReimuC-- *ball'd*"