Author Topic: Uki-tan Quest? : Not a Speed Run!  (Read 20704 times)

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Re: JC Quest : Actually Not a Meme Story
« Reply #30 on: December 08, 2015, 11:26:27 AM »
>Hum
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Re: JC Quest : Actually Not a Meme Story
« Reply #31 on: December 08, 2015, 02:10:04 PM »
>"My name is John Cena."

>Are we not made of muscles?
[9:49:09] <Purvis> Generally not, but your mother may be an exception.

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Re: JC Quest : Actually Not a Meme Story
« Reply #32 on: December 08, 2015, 05:26:52 PM »
>"And I'm not a bunny."

>Check head for bunny ears.

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Re: JC Quest : Actually Not a Meme Story
« Reply #33 on: December 08, 2015, 05:49:53 PM »
>Check for unusual growths.
About time...

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Re: JC Quest : Actually Not a Meme Story
« Reply #34 on: December 08, 2015, 06:29:51 PM »
>If we do have bunny ears, find the nearest puddle of water to see our reflection with. and start freaking out.

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Re: JC Quest : Actually Not a Meme Story
« Reply #35 on: December 09, 2015, 12:20:37 AM »
> If we are a bunny, HOLY FUCK I'M A BUNNY THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

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Re: Uki-tan Quest : Wait, You're Not John Cena?!
« Reply #36 on: December 09, 2015, 10:20:44 PM »
>Hum
>"My name is John Cena."

>Are we not made of muscles?

<"My name is John Cena!"
>You begin to hum a familiar wrestling tune.
>The lion seems a bit confused by this sudden turn...

>"And I'm not a bunny."

>Check head for bunny ears.
>If we do have bunny ears, find the nearest puddle of water to see our reflection with. and start freaking out.

> If we are a bunny, HOLY FUCK I'M A BUNNY THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

<"And I'm pretty sure I'm not a bunny."
>"You certainly could've fooled me."
>You place your hands on your end and...
>THIS ISN'T WHO I AM!
<"Ha... yeah, you're right there."
>There's a mirror next to the lion, hanging on a wall...

...

>You are Uki; or as some people refer to you as, Uki-tan.
>You're pretty average in the height department (about 5ft), and whilst you look a bit skinny, you're pretty balanced in the breast region; not small, but not THAT big either!
>You have black hair that goes around half way down your back; with a gradient to purple as it nears the tips.
>You have bunny ears that match your black hair colour and... feel a bit out of place by the feel of them...
>At this moment in time, the right ear is up, while the left ear is sort of up, but then flops backs down after a set point.
>Looking down at yourself, you're wearing a short plaid red skirt, with black knee-high socks.
>Your shirt is black with some flowers printed on to the shirt as part of the design, and you have a light(?) blue jacket on.
>Part of the sleeves on both sides bulge out a little bit; both on the wrist area.

{See here for an idea of appearance.} You'll have to picture the rabbit ears, of course.

>The last thing you really remember was being dropped from a pretty hefty height... but you have no idea how you ended up where you are right now...
>If anything, there are a few blurry moments in your memory; but you're sure they'll return eventually.
>You recall a voice in your mind, trying to talk you through... something...
>You're not certain what that was about either...
>Something tells you that you're here for a reason; but you're not clear on what that is...

>And yes, you did stand up and look in front of the mirror.
>"Is... is something wrong?"

>...

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Re: Uki-tan Quest : Wait, You're Not John Cena?!
« Reply #37 on: December 09, 2015, 11:27:09 PM »
>No. This can't be right. We're John Cena! We were always John Cena! We remember being John Cena! But... these new memories... they feel so... real... What dark sorcery is this!?!
>Use willpower to prevent total psychological breakdown.
>"NO! THIS ISN'T HAPPENING! THERE IS NO REASON FOR ME TO GO ON, WHAT- WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOR!?!?!"

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Re: Uki-tan Quest : Wait, You're Not John Cena?!
« Reply #38 on: December 09, 2015, 11:49:05 PM »
>Fell from high height? Rabbit/Bunny Ears? We must be in wonderland, and we're LATE! >Equip Toast.
>Rip John Cena.

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Re: Uki-tan Quest : Wait, You're Not John Cena?!
« Reply #39 on: December 09, 2015, 11:55:33 PM »
> Check chest for usu-...touch?, salesman.
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Re: Uki-tan Quest : Wait, You're Not John Cena?!
« Reply #40 on: December 10, 2015, 12:11:46 AM »
> Strip.

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Re: Uki-tan Quest : Wait, You're Not John Cena?!
« Reply #41 on: December 10, 2015, 12:23:22 AM »
>examine lion
[9:49:09] <Purvis> Generally not, but your mother may be an exception.

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Re: Uki-tan Quest : Wait, You're Not John Cena?!
« Reply #42 on: December 10, 2015, 04:03:06 PM »
>No. This can't be right. We're John Cena! We were always John Cena! We remember being John Cena! But... these new memories... they feel so... real... What dark sorcery is this!?!
>Use willpower to prevent total psychological breakdown.
>"NO! THIS ISN'T HAPPENING! THERE IS NO REASON FOR ME TO GO ON, WHAT- WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOR!?!?!"
>Fell from high height? Rabbit/Bunny Ears? We must be in wonderland, and we're LATE! >Equip Toast.
>Rip John Cena.

>This train of thought is all over the place.
>You're filled with utter confusion... and terrible voice acting!


> Check chest for usu-...touch?, salesman.

>Indeed~ :3

> Strip.
>examine lion

>You have an odd urge to take off all your clothes...
>You refrain from doing this...
because Shino would literally break all available walls

>Instead, you take a closer look at the lion.
>They're wearing a blue shirt, and black trousers.

>...

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Re: Uki-tan Quest : Wait, You're Not John Cena?!
« Reply #43 on: December 10, 2015, 05:12:08 PM »
>"So... Who are you?"

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Re: Uki-tan Quest : Wait, You're Not John Cena?!
« Reply #44 on: December 13, 2015, 10:55:00 AM »
>"So... Who are you?"

<"So... Who are you then?"
>"Oh... no one important, really..."
>The lion shuffles about on the spot.
>"I sort of wander around here from time to time; I guess you can call me a Mettaton fan..."
>"Plus, I found you just sprawled out here... what happened to you?"

>...

{Sorry about the delay. Been a little busy. Christmas period and what not}

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Re: Uki-tan Quest : Wait, You're Not John Cena?!
« Reply #45 on: December 13, 2015, 02:33:13 PM »
> Try to remember being run over by Randy Orton .

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Re: Uki-tan Quest : Wait, You're Not John Cena?!
« Reply #46 on: December 13, 2015, 05:08:02 PM »
>"I fell... from... somewhere... I don't remember much other than my name."
>"What's a Mettaton?"

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Re: Uki-tan Quest : Wait, You're Not John Cena?!
« Reply #47 on: December 15, 2015, 12:37:47 PM »
>"I fell... from... somewhere... I don't remember much other than my name."
>"What's a Mettaton?"
> Try to remember being run over by Randy Orton .

<"I fell from... somewhere... it's kind of foggy at the moment..."
>You swear you can't quite picture it all at the moment...
>"WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT!"

>"I... don't think there are, um, many places to fall that high from around here."
<"I don't remember much apart from my name at the moment..."
>"Well, we can start with that then..."
<"Also, what's a Mettaton?"
>The lion lets out a small chuckle.
>"Maybe you weren't kidding about the fall... erm... sorry."
>"Mettaton is... actually, it's kind of hard to describe Mettaton..."
>"Mettaton runs the resort... and practically every show that runs around it."

>...

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Re: Uki-tan Quest : Wait, You're Not John Cena?!
« Reply #48 on: December 15, 2015, 03:21:16 PM »
"Can I just start pulling a Flowey and torment everyone?"
>Prod for more info
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Re: Uki-tan Quest : Wait, You're Not John Cena?!
« Reply #49 on: December 15, 2015, 04:41:40 PM »
>"What kind of shows?"

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Re: Uki-tan Quest : Wait, You're Not John Cena?!
« Reply #50 on: December 17, 2015, 02:08:28 PM »
"Can I just start pulling a Flowey and torment everyone?"
>Prod for more info
>"What kind of shows?"
Are you a flower? No. SO NO!
<"What kind of shows?"
>"Oh... erm... cooking shows, quiz shows, you name it, Mettaton's likely done it."
>The lion looks to your left.
>"Perhaps... we should be going for now..."

>...

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Re: Uki-tan Quest : Wait, You're Not John Cena?!
« Reply #51 on: December 22, 2015, 05:18:29 AM »
> Just nod and follow.

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Re: Uki-tan Quest : Wait, You're Not John Cena?!
« Reply #52 on: December 22, 2015, 06:01:43 AM »
>"This Mettaton guy sounds very flexible, able to do a variety of shows and still manage a resort."

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Re: Uki-tan Quest : Wait, You're Not John Cena?!
« Reply #53 on: December 27, 2015, 12:34:47 PM »
> Just nod and follow.
>"This Mettaton guy sounds very flexible, able to do a variety of shows and still manage a resort."

>You start to walk with the lion.
>There's a couple of spiders on the wall to your left as you turn away.

<"This Mettaton guy sounds pretty flexible; doing a variety of shows and still being able to run a resort."
>"Yeah... he's stunning in every way... He can be over the top some times, but he's pretty something..."
>The lion looks behind him, then focuses on the path ahead.
>"Do you have anywhere to stay?"

>...

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Re: Uki-tan Quest : Wait, You're Not John Cena?!
« Reply #54 on: December 27, 2015, 04:42:26 PM »
> "I just told you I only remember my name, so I'm sure the answer is nope."
> Get a brief flash of raccoons.

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Re: Uki-tan Quest : Wait, You're Not John Cena?!
« Reply #55 on: December 27, 2015, 08:00:42 PM »
>Buy donut from spiders.

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Re: Uki-tan Quest : Wait, You're Not John Cena?!
« Reply #56 on: December 29, 2015, 12:21:55 PM »
> "I just told you I only remember my name, so I'm sure the answer is nope."
> Get a brief flash of raccoons.
>Buy donut from spiders.

You've got no money; spiders don't appreciate thieves!
<"I just told you I only remember my name..."
>"Ah, sorry... should have thought about that..."
>"It's just... the resort don't really have many spaces available in their hotel..."
>Your mind suddenly fills up with pictures of raccoons...
>You have no idea why that is happening, but some of them have some pretty huge tails!

>...

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Re: Uki-tan Quest : Wait, You're Not John Cena?!
« Reply #57 on: December 29, 2015, 05:38:43 PM »
> Demand a name from our guide.
> Observe surroundings.

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Re: Uki-tan Quest : Wait, You're Not John Cena?!
« Reply #58 on: January 06, 2016, 12:21:29 AM »
> Demand a name from our guide.
> Observe surroundings.

<"Speaking of names, what exactly is yours?"
>"I... I'm Mono."

>As the two of you continue to walk, you notice stuff that appears to be still being built...
>Either that, or it's part of a stage being taken down and replaced with something else...
>It certainly doesn't seem to match the red-ish path that's ahead of where you currently are.
>Glancing behind you, back to where you got up from, there seems to be some noticeable webbing around an open arch.
>You think there are some spiders dangling from them... though they could also be on the walls themselves...

>...

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Re: Uki-tan Quest : Wait, You're Not John Cena?!
« Reply #59 on: January 06, 2016, 12:27:20 AM »
>Gesture towards the stage thing.
>"What's going on over there?"