Author Topic: Uki-tan Quest? : Not a Speed Run! (Read 20705 times)

Tamashii Kanjou · « **on:** December 03, 2015, 01:24:29 PM »

>You're walking in the woods.
>There's no one around and your phone... is not on you at this point in time.
>In fact, you have no items on you whatsoever.
>Out of the corner of your eye, you spot it...

>A cave...
>And an overwhelming sensation of being watched...

>You feel like you don't have much time...
>What will you do?

>...

{Title Count : 5...
___ Quest : A Story of Stories
___ Quest : A Story of Names}
JC Quest : Actually Not a Meme Story
Uki-tan Quest : Wait, You're Not John Cena?!
Uki-tan Quest? : Not a Speed Run!

-Encountered Actual Introduction : Positive...ish-
-Encountered 5 characters : Negative-
-Perspective switch : Positive-

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #1 on:** December 03, 2015, 02:53:01 PM »

> What will we do? Well, that all depends. Who are we?

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #2 on:** December 03, 2015, 02:55:11 PM »

>Stare at the feeling of being watched.

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #3 on:** December 03, 2015, 04:13:55 PM »

Quote from: Hope ♦ Metal on December 03, 2015, 02:55:11 PM

>Stare at the feeling of being watched.

>You look around you...
>You can't quite pin-point where it is...
>You stumble about while turning to focus on...
>You feel yourself begin to fall... somewhere...

Quote from: Kilgamayan on December 03, 2015, 02:53:01 PM

> What will we do? Well, that all depends. Who are we?

=Gosh... that's right. How could I forget your name like that?=

=I'm such a silly little thing, huh?=

=Forgetting about you... is absolutely unforgivable!=

...

-Name the human
{If an agreement can not be met, any name given/suggested will be thrown through a special randomizer hidden in the far reaches of space}

>...

O4rfish · « **Reply #4 on:** December 03, 2015, 04:15:37 PM »

>His name ...

is JOHN CENA

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #5 on:** December 03, 2015, 04:21:27 PM »

>Yes.

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 03, 2015, 05:45:30 PM »

>Agreed.

The Hating Hater · « **Reply #7 on:** December 03, 2015, 07:50:00 PM »

>Absolutely

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #8 on:** December 03, 2015, 10:14:01 PM »

Quote from: O4rfish on December 03, 2015, 04:15:37 PM

>His name ... is JOHN CENA

=Of course it is! Gosh... to think I almost confused you for someone else.=

=Hey! How did it feel visiting Suplex City? I know I shouldn't know about that, but hey, it's who you are... Right?=

=Well, if not... I've got some bad news for you...=

=You're going to die...

Over...

And Over...

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Meme introduction chosen...
Running diagno-------------------------------------
Reverting to secure datab---------------------------
Error! Error!
The #@14#7'879ij'...

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... ...

>pokepoke
>You feel... something poke the right side of your chest...

>...

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #9 on:** December 03, 2015, 10:18:55 PM »

>Swat whatever it is away.

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #10 on:** December 04, 2015, 01:24:20 AM »

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on December 03, 2015, 10:18:55 PM

>Swat whatever it is away.

>You try to lift your right arm...
>You can hardly feel it at all...
>The poking stops, at least.
>"H... Yo... k?"
>You can't quite make out what's being said...

>...

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #11 on:** December 04, 2015, 02:33:48 AM »

>Try to look to our right.

DNAbc · « **Reply #12 on:** December 04, 2015, 03:01:09 AM »

>Suplex a giant boulder because we can

Neovereign · « **Reply #13 on:** December 04, 2015, 03:22:42 AM »

>Get told about those ~~stairs~~ chairs.

O4rfish · « **Reply #14 on:** December 04, 2015, 08:47:35 PM »

>Get up.

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #15 on:** December 04, 2015, 11:48:26 PM »

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on December 04, 2015, 02:33:48 AM

>Try to look to our right.

>You turn your head slowly to the right.
>Your arm looks fine... at least you think it does...
>It's kind of blurry at the moment...

Quote from: DNAbc on December 04, 2015, 03:01:09 AM

>Suplex a giant boulder because we can

"HA! In your dreams, punk!"

Quote from: Miniking on December 04, 2015, 03:22:42 AM

>Get told about those ~~stairs~~ chairs.

"I warned you about Babylonians, bro!"

Quote from: O4rfish on December 04, 2015, 08:47:35 PM

>Get up.

>You try to shift your weight...
>Your body moves slowly...
>You can start to feel parts of your body again...
>"Ah! You're okay..."
>The voice sounds clearer now... your vision and hearing are beginning to catch up...
>"Wa- --inning to wond-- if you had enjoyed the show a little too much."
>You're still on the floor though...

>...

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 04, 2015, 11:51:00 PM »

>Attempt to pinpoint the source of the voice.

The Hating Hater · « **Reply #17 on:** December 05, 2015, 01:14:25 AM »

> Punch ourselves with both fists. Hard.

Yoshiquest · « **Reply #18 on:** December 05, 2015, 10:31:19 AM »

>Retrieve arms from voice

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #19 on:** December 05, 2015, 12:18:47 PM »

Quote from: The Hating Hater on December 05, 2015, 01:14:25 AM

> Punch ourselves with both fists. Hard.

>Time to break the fists out... on yourself?!
>Your arms aren't quite keen on the idea just yet...

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on December 04, 2015, 11:51:00 PM

>Attempt to pinpoint the source of the voice.

>The vision starts to come back to you; not so much a blur now.
>What appears to be a lion is standing over you...
>Well, that's the face, anyway... Certainly looks humanoid to you...

Quote from: Yoshiquest on December 05, 2015, 10:31:19 AM

>Retrieve arms from voice

~~tsehc a nommus woh emos uoy ,eugolaid driew a ni gnikaeps yb~~

>...

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #20 on:** December 05, 2015, 04:34:33 PM »

>"Am I in Narnia?"

DNAbc · « **Reply #21 on:** December 05, 2015, 05:20:44 PM »

>"I assume you wanted a cheezburger?" ●~●

The Hating Hater · « **Reply #22 on:** December 05, 2015, 06:59:38 PM »

> Suplex the lion thing.

PX · « **Reply #23 on:** December 05, 2015, 07:17:55 PM »

Quote from: The Hating Hater on December 05, 2015, 06:59:38 PM

> AA the lion thing.

Fixed

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #24 on:** December 06, 2015, 12:57:03 PM »

Quote from: Hope ♦ Metal on December 05, 2015, 04:34:33 PM

>"Am I in Narnia?"

Quote from: DNAbc on December 05, 2015, 05:20:44 PM

>"I assume you wanted a cheezburger?" ●~●

<"...Am I in Narnia?"
>"Last time I checked, we're in the Hotlands... well, I mean... the stage area at the very least..."
<"I assume you want a cheeseburger?"
>"Wh... why would I even think that? I mean, even if I did... the resort isn't that far away from here..."

Quote from: The Hating Hater on December 05, 2015, 06:59:38 PM

> Suplex the lion thing.

Quote from: PX on December 05, 2015, 07:17:55 PM

>AA the lion thing

>You're still on the floor; and you don't feel up to just leaping off the floor before recovering your strength first.
>"Hang on. Are you from the resort? I... erm... don't think I've seen you around before..."

>...

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #25 on:** December 06, 2015, 01:05:36 PM »

>Try sitting up.

DNAbc · « **Reply #26 on:** December 06, 2015, 05:20:21 PM »

>Flirt

Neovereign · « **Reply #27 on:** December 06, 2015, 05:24:54 PM »

>Flex to get some feeling back into our muscles.

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #28 on:** December 06, 2015, 07:00:30 PM »

>"What resort?"

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #29 on:** December 08, 2015, 11:15:19 AM »

Quote from: Hope ♦ Metal on December 06, 2015, 01:05:36 PM

>Try sitting up.

Quote from: Miniking on December 06, 2015, 05:24:54 PM

>Flex to get some feeling back into our muscles.

>You begin to shift your weight a little, and proceed to sit up slowly.
>Your arms are a bit busy trying to not only work, but hold your weight as you sit forward; you aren't exactly built of muscles...
>At least you're not on your back now.

Quote from: DNAbc on December 06, 2015, 05:20:21 PM

>Flirt

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on December 06, 2015, 07:00:30 PM

>"What resort?"

>You attempt to hit up a soothing tone.
<"Oh... what resort could you possibly be referring to?"
>"Erm... the building with the hotel, restaurant, and stuff inside it..."
>The lion isn't swayed by your attempts.
>"You... you must have really been at it if you don't remember that place, little bunny..."

>...