CURRENT EFFECTS;
+30 Attack for the next 2 turns> Climb that tree. Show it who's boss.
[1]
You fall off the tree and crack your head.
YOU ARE DEAD.inb4 whomping willow
Yes it isinb4 Mourning Wood
what? this is what I meant get your mind out of the gutter
no it isn't> Douse the base of the tree in gasoline and light it on fire.
[4]
The tree gets some serious scorch marks, but you get burned in the face. -100 HP. (Tree loses 220 HP.)
>Accelerate time around me to revive a turn earlier
[4]
You revive, but you have broken arms and legs. Something must have went wrong with the time acceleration. You are at half health.
>Not sure how a Thunder spell killed me when I clearly got rolled with Magic as my weakness. Regardless, use Invoke Feather on self from beyond the grave.
[1]
You managed to die after you died. +1 turns needed to revive.
Glass Cannon gogogo!
Strike the tree down with flames!
[5]
All of the leaves and thin branches are burned off. (Tree loses 133 HP.)
> Ascend to tree level and rapidly begin pulling leaves off of it
> Assemble leaves into appealing-looking salad
> Give it to somebody else, cuz salad ain't your game
> Oh, and shoot the tree with bullets, because for whatever reason the RTD hivemind has deemed this tree to be hostile and dangerous.
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[1]
You are knocked off by a huge branch.
YOU ARE DEAD.
