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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #630 on: December 27, 2013, 02:16:15 AM »
Okashii,  duh.

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #631 on: December 27, 2013, 02:21:37 AM »
THE REAL QUESTION IS, WHO KILLED HELEPOLIS?

THE REAL QUESTION IS, WHAT KIND OF THANK-YOU GIFT SHOULD WE SEND THEM?  :V

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #632 on: December 27, 2013, 02:23:56 AM »
THE REAL QUESTION IS, WHAT KIND OF THANK-YOU GIFT SHOULD WE SEND THEM?  :V

Chocolate. Clearly.

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #633 on: December 27, 2013, 02:38:47 AM »
Ha! I was thinking during Part 1 "there better be some stroopwafel". And clogs no less!

I look forward to Edible's tell-all book, where he vows not to rest until he finds Helepolis' real killer.

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #634 on: December 27, 2013, 02:41:32 AM »
It's probably Warugaki's younger brother, pissed that he didn't get enough visibility in the manga

Or like, a crazy assassin or whatever
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #635 on: December 27, 2013, 05:23:32 AM »
It's probably Warugaki's younger brother, pissed that he didn't get enough visibility in the manga

Or like, a crazy assassin or whatever

Or perhaps...

THE KILLER IS ONE OF US.

/DUN DUN DUNNNNNN/

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #636 on: December 27, 2013, 05:42:09 AM »
Or perhaps...

THE KILLER IS ONE OF US.

/DUN DUN DUNNNNNN/

Spoiler:
where do you think I've been the past few days, Canada?
Sugoiiii~
[23:02] <~Iced> You have sown the seeds of your own destruction Amra.
[23:20] <Stuffman> enjoy your personally crafted hell Amra

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #637 on: December 27, 2013, 05:46:42 AM »
It's pretty obvious that nobody else wants to post because there is basically nothing that can even get close to matching what just happened. I will volunteer myself to break the silence.

   

ENTER GIFTS. Anyways, I find any gift that isn't either a) seemingly infeasible to open or b) totally obfuscating the gift's contents, as a crappy wrap job, so you can rest assured that most presents ever I consider a crappy wrapping job. My gifts are usually crappy wrapping jobs.



Some good chocolate. I've only tasted the dark chocolate, which is excellent and like most sea salt chocolate gives a nice punch after a few chews that really accentuates the flavour.
I really have no clue what the red velvet chocolate is supposed to taste like. As anyone who's made red velvet cake can tell you, it is literally just chocolate cake with food coloring. Will it just taste like chocolate cake? Or perhaps it will have hints of cream cheese and vanilla? Here's hoping.

EDIT: It does indeed taste like cream cheese and vanilla. But it's incredibly sweet, I have a hard time eating more than one piece. The sea salt dark chocolate is much better.



This is, well, a thing. It's a dollar-store game that comes with a die and a hollow plastic ball they call the "boomb". The dice has "fuse", "boomb" and "explosion" sides. You start with the boomb in the center, and you just take turns rolling the die. If it lands on boomb, the player gets the boomb. If it lands on fuse, the boomb stays put. If it lands on explosion, the player with the boomb explodes and loses. Last player not dead wins. Yup. Incredibly deep and mentally-fulfilling game with complex strategies. It's one game where even specialized computers still have trouble consistently winning against expert players. insert doge here

i'm not sure if there's supposed to be a hidden meaning to this, if there is i'm sorry



Hooray, the Grimoire of Marisa! <3

I pretty much asked for this on my list and I'm quite happy I got it. The copy I got wayyayayya back when got drinks spilled on it and it ruined the book, so I've been putting it on my "various things I need to eventually import maybe" list. Much thanks, SS!
« Last Edit: December 27, 2013, 05:50:57 AM by Drake »

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #638 on: December 27, 2013, 08:30:34 AM »
TSO-chan is banned?  :ohdear:  Purvis is new admin?  :ohdear: :ohdear: :ohdear: :ohdear:

@ Drake,
You know, I cracked at "Le Boomb" on my morning tea. It was so extremely random while reading Drake's gift. Why did they put in the "LE" in there.  Also that looks like some expensive chocolate yo. Not the average Milka you find in the stores. Yummy!

Wait, you RUINED your previous Grimmoire? Alice / Marisa would have murdered you.

@ Edible,
Glad you liked the clogs. I assume they are right size? For fuck sake do you know how much trouble I had trying to find the RIGHT SIZE for you? Remember this thread? http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,15948.0.html (Height, weight, bust, shoe size). Guess 3x why I had secretly spawned this thread and make it look like some silly-random-Cafe-thread. TO GET YOUR SHOE SIZE IN SECRET. BUT YOU WERE STUFFING YOURSELF WITH TURKEY AT SOME THANKSGIVING LOCATION. So I had to randomly guess you would wear roughly my size.

Sister doing guts-pose was indeed the 25th page, 4th panel. Possible "hardest" to find among all codes. Glad you enjoyed it, because I enjoyed it just as much to record this all and plan out.

Also funny and fitting that you have the 6-shooter nerf gun just like me :V

Queue credit roll with Agent Edible http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaR3WO71j4 (Heh, good song MJP, I might try to learn it on my guitar)
« Last Edit: December 27, 2013, 08:35:48 AM by Helepolis »

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #639 on: December 27, 2013, 08:37:34 AM »
Holy crap Helepolis

YOU'RE ALIVE

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

Amraphenson

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #640 on: December 27, 2013, 09:27:23 AM »
Spoiler:
goddammit
Sugoiiii~
[23:02] <~Iced> You have sown the seeds of your own destruction Amra.
[23:20] <Stuffman> enjoy your personally crafted hell Amra

Menorah Jams, Pham

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #641 on: December 27, 2013, 03:32:31 PM »
Holy crap Helepolis

YOU'RE ALIVE

STOP
being alive
HELEPOLIS

triangles

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #642 on: December 27, 2013, 03:39:32 PM »
What's that, Li'l Sebastian?  A box from across the pond has arrived?

I think it did a little too much bullet grazing and not enough bullet dodging en route.  What is inside?

FULL STORY ON THE 6 O'CLOCK
Spoiler:
or whenever MJP gets home
NEWS

Edible

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #643 on: December 27, 2013, 03:41:57 PM »
Lil' Sebastian looks like he needs a stiff drink.

Menorah Jams, Pham

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  • donde esta la biblioteca
Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #644 on: December 27, 2013, 03:57:56 PM »
What's that, Li'l Sebastian?  A box from across the pond has arrived?

I think it did a little too much bullet grazing and not enough bullet dodging en route.  What is inside?

FULL STORY ON THE 6 O'CLOCK
Spoiler:
or whenever MJP gets home
NEWS

I hereby grant triangles the right to bust the sucker open and foto the contents

DOO EET

CANNOT WAIT

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #645 on: December 27, 2013, 04:52:25 PM »
I hereby grant triangles the right to bust the sucker open and foto the contents

DOO EET

CANNOT WAIT
The hell? Man up and open it yourself old man!

triangles

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #646 on: December 27, 2013, 05:02:18 PM »
Too late  :V :V
I took fotos and sent them to MJP for his commentary ohoho.

Menorah Jams, Pham

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #647 on: December 27, 2013, 05:28:22 PM »
These comments are done solely on the basis of triangles' crappy photos from her crappy phone because she's too dumb for a smart phone

http://i.imgur.com/OoZA2JF.jpg
I don't wanna hear anything about your wrapping difficulties, scum :V

http://i.imgur.com/BranmP7.jpg
Wow lotsa stuff and lotsa commentary, including the approximated proximity to 2hus

http://i.imgur.com/PKpAG5u.jpg
ExCUSE me?  You blame ME for your wrapping orientation not being correctly aligned to the wrapping non-binary?  Check your paper privilege meestar

http://i.imgur.com/jFkZTrW.jpg
HOLY SHIT IT'S BRITISH CANDY

http://i.imgur.com/UgU04Hf.jpg
>The Green Triangle
:getdown:

WIFE YOU ARE GREEN NOW
SOMEONE GIVE HER A GREEN TITLE

http://i.imgur.com/wpadoic.jpg
What is the context of this?  Did someone just write something on a piece of paper for wife to take a picture of?

http://i.imgur.com/9g18rC0.jpg
I DON'T GET THIS JOKE

http://i.imgur.com/Au45SR0.jpg
NO I CAN'T

http://i.imgur.com/8ZRdoOS.jpg
What am Minecraft

http://i.imgur.com/3ZccNQ2.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/9WBiY8f.jpg
It's a sheep and an angry-looking foot with no toes and a knit cap?  Is this one of those Wallace and Gromit-ish British cartoons that isn't funny?

http://i.imgur.com/GXvHZpi.jpg
I saw a turtle

http://i.imgur.com/YiSrSUG.jpg
BRING IT ON, HURRICANE SEASON
Or: Paradise Spice was the Sixth Spice Girl

http://i.imgur.com/1LVV6VJ.jpg
Boxing day
GET IT?!

http://i.imgur.com/ifAamnj.jpg
Clearly my Secret Santa knows what kind of jewelry dudes with hairy chests should wear :V

WAY TO SEND LATE BUT THANK YOU SECRET SANTA
I cannot wait to eat the turtle and play with the candy.

triangles

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #648 on: December 27, 2013, 05:56:39 PM »
Actually according to the postmark it was sent before the deadline so your rage is unjustified :colbert:
Though it seems the postal workers were playing frisbee with the box so they didn't want to give up their toy that's why it was late.

Menorah Jams, Pham

  • I'm allergic to sushi. Everytime I eat more than 80 sushis, I barf
  • donde esta la biblioteca
Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #649 on: December 27, 2013, 06:31:32 PM »
The hell? Man up and open it yourself old man!

Yo, in Dutchtown you might open gifts with your clogs while plugging a hole in a dike (heh heh) and windmilling stuff in a tulip field but in JERSEY we open 'em when we want, how we want, via proxy service of WHO we want, pal

STOP
criticizing us
HELEPOLIS

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #650 on: December 27, 2013, 08:43:14 PM »
Helepolis may have done the most outrageous gift exchange thus far, but he didn't send me any stroopwaffel, therefore B&

Still missing about 15 of you posters.  Y'all better get in here and post before B&

Tengukami

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #651 on: December 27, 2013, 08:49:11 PM »
http://i.imgur.com/UgU04Hf.jpg
>The Green Triangle
:getdown:
Yo that is some god tier candy. It's called QUALITY STREET you have to believe it.

e: best piece is the chocolate-covered caramel stick (long, yellow wrapper)
ee: And the gold coins of solid caramel! Basically I like caramel.
« Last Edit: December 27, 2013, 11:55:46 PM by Tengukami »

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #652 on: December 27, 2013, 09:52:03 PM »
WILL BE EDITED BECAUSE PICTURES ARE ALL WRONGLY ORIENTATED AND I CAN'T CHANGE THEM FOR SOME REASON

Look at your IMG tags "img width=360 height=480"
you limit the width and height out af aspect

Helepolis for MVS (most valueable santa)

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #653 on: December 27, 2013, 10:07:50 PM »
Helepolis may have done the most outrageous gift exchange thus far, but he didn't send me any stroopwaffel, therefore B&

Still missing about 15 of you posters.  Y'all better get in here and post before B&

Waiting for my gift to reach my recipient
Waiting for my own gift to reach me if it was ever sent

i should probably get to changing my sig but im too lazy

art thread / yukkuri quest thread

Menorah Jams, Pham

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #654 on: December 27, 2013, 10:24:49 PM »
Helepolis may have done the most outrageous gift exchange thus far, but he didn't send me any stroopwaffel, therefore B&

Still missing about 15 of you posters.  Y'all better get in here and post before mod challenge

FTFY

HakureiSM

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #655 on: December 27, 2013, 10:50:31 PM »
an angry-looking foot with no toes and a knit cap
IT'S A  WORM, YOU ASSHOLE. ALSO GIVE IT TO ME, I WANT IT

Still missing about 15 of you posters. 
Shit ain't here yo

Actually, if there's a tracking number you should probably send it to me, I have to check where it is after The World's Largest Rain fell here(no, really.)
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
                                                                                   .

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #656 on: December 27, 2013, 11:16:50 PM »
Vic, maybe ya can check / mark all people who received / posted on the opening post. So we know who to ban.

Tengukami

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #657 on: December 28, 2013, 12:00:47 AM »
I thought the submissions that were submitted were successful, and it seems a lot of people just haven't gotten their stuff yet, for whatever reason. I mean you can't be banned for not getting a package right?

However, those few who DID get something but DIDN'T post should be put in the stocks! Tomatoes for Christmas!


"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

Chaore

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #658 on: December 28, 2013, 01:34:06 AM »
I thought the submissions that were submitted were successful, and it seems a lot of people just haven't gotten their stuff yet, for whatever reason. I mean you can't be banned for not getting a package right?

However, those few who DID get something but DIDN'T post should be put in the stocks! Tomatoes for Christmas!

I'm pretty sure we ban the people who sent, not the people who received :v

Mind you as long as vic has everyones tracking numbers it's fine.

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #659 on: December 28, 2013, 01:35:55 AM »
I do the reveal after New Year's and send out tracking numbers at that point to people who haven't received anything.