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Tengukami

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #510 on: December 23, 2013, 11:03:57 PM »
Will heads roll come Christmas morn?

How many stockings will have candy, and how many will have BANS?

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #511 on: December 23, 2013, 11:25:59 PM »
Oh dear. Oh dear.  :ohdear:

Looking more and more likely that I won't get mine until the weekend considering how much I'm being dragged into holiday festivities at home.

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #512 on: December 23, 2013, 11:33:16 PM »
Package-tan is on the move!!



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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #513 on: December 24, 2013, 12:10:35 AM »
Course, the person who got me will be 100% certain it was from me

My packet is fail prove, even when the receiver can't read my scrawl return address xD

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #514 on: December 24, 2013, 02:52:51 AM »
On a side note: With the arrival of said package, I think my birthday can officially end, just in time for Christmas.

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #515 on: December 24, 2013, 03:01:06 AM »
Did you seriously not send anything? Or are you just late?

I don't think being shorter than overly late gets you banned. But not sending anything, yet wanting to show off your SS haul, that would be pretty what.

Your thinking that I actually possibly didnt send out a package and is anticipating mine is what's what. I sent it out late due to hiccups and pm'd the tracking number couple of days ago already, just didnt do the 'ive sent it' post here since some of you said it was easier to guess that way.

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #516 on: December 24, 2013, 04:48:11 AM »
Well you were the one talking about being banned; thanks for clarifying.

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #517 on: December 24, 2013, 04:54:59 AM »
Second Mr. Package get?!?
"I thought Christmas only comes once a year." - James Bond

btw I was informed I was getting two packages

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #518 on: December 24, 2013, 06:02:16 AM »
I'm sure anyone who's given Vic the tracking number already won't be getting banhammered. :V
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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #519 on: December 24, 2013, 06:23:45 AM »
Everyone is getting banned. Merry Christmas!

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #520 on: December 24, 2013, 06:31:25 AM »
Second Mr. Package get?!?
"I thought Christmas only comes once a year." - James Bond

btw I was informed I was getting two packages

You're getting two? Lucky SOB. The cheapskate who got me something only gave me one!
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Lawl. hahaha....I kid, I kid. If I was smarter, I would have gotten the first one shipped to me, then shipped it all together as one to you. I suppose since I would have had to pay more for a bigger box, so it worked out for me in the end. And thanks for sending me that one big awesome gift. I'll be sure to take a picture before I take it apart
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Everyone is getting banned. Merry Christmas!

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #521 on: December 24, 2013, 07:18:47 AM »
Package-tan is on the move!!



Will she arrive on time to save Stuffman from a ban!? I sure hope so!!
Hey Stuffman,


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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #522 on: December 24, 2013, 07:46:10 AM »
Just so my SS knows, I wouldn't mind a Steam game or two to hold me over until their real present arrives.

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #523 on: December 24, 2013, 01:02:06 PM »
Merry Christmas you GMT+10 people.



Rest of us. Well, we need to wait.

Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #524 on: December 24, 2013, 01:35:17 PM »
There is a package at the post office! Whether it is for me or for someone else in the family is a mystery, but I don't think we're expecting any more packages from the relatives. Post office is still open today, so we'll be able to find out soon.
well I haven't been here for a while

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #525 on: December 24, 2013, 02:12:49 PM »
Hopefully if MJP's package is coming today the mail gets here before 2:30 otherwise whoops at my parents' house for Christmas shenanigans.

I'm still waiting for the thing I got him which USPS tracking said should have arrived already, the mail in general is being a bit more of a slowbro than usual  :ohdear:

Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #526 on: December 24, 2013, 05:41:52 PM »
My package has arrived! It's very light but it's medium-sized and there is a mysterious object sliding around inside. I have my suspicions about what it is but I won't know for sure until tomorrow.
well I haven't been here for a while

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #527 on: December 24, 2013, 05:58:17 PM »
I seem to have acquired a mysterious, relatively large box from
Spoiler:
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.  I wonder what this could mean...?

Find out next time!
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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #528 on: December 24, 2013, 07:56:23 PM »
Eleven more hours and i can open that oh-so-tempting box. :getdown:
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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #529 on: December 24, 2013, 08:07:30 PM »
Nine more here :smug:

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #530 on: December 24, 2013, 08:33:22 PM »
Ha ha ha, less than 3 hours here.

GMT+++ either are lazy or didn't got their pwesents yet.

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #531 on: December 24, 2013, 09:25:36 PM »
The upside of not receiving mine on time is that I lost the cable for my ancient phone to get pictures off it. It's also so old that I can't upload them to my carrier's site and get them from there either. New phone, ho!

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #532 on: December 24, 2013, 09:51:51 PM »
Ha ha ha, less than 3 hours here.
Yep, 2 hours and 50 minutes here. The apartment is spotless, there's a windy storm outside with snow, and I just came from downtown - the entire city is shuttered up. It's really nice.

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #533 on: December 24, 2013, 09:53:43 PM »
Yep, 2 hours and 50 minutes here. The apartment is spotless, there's a windy storm outside with snow, and I just came from downtown - the entire city is shuttered up. It's really nice.
Same here, minus the snow.  :ohdear:

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #534 on: December 24, 2013, 10:35:48 PM »
Welp guys, I've made the incredibly wise decision of moving into a flooded area, mid-flood. So I don't really have any internet beyond shitty unstable 3G(and my phone is refusing to tether anyway), and I haven't gotten any mail here anyway.

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #535 on: December 24, 2013, 10:40:32 PM »
I can confirm my gift is here.

And they have used a clever tactic! Realizing i hae no idea who they are to be able to put their name on the box.

I will never figure out who they are. Never.

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #536 on: December 24, 2013, 11:08:52 PM »
Welp. 55 minutes to go until we cross midnight here. Obviously, we won't open till about 8 or 9 hours later; but hey, countdowns are fun.

Just getting worried about gifts reaching people; more so when you know you sent them before the deadline hit, but you know your postage service have a tendency to be crap~ >>

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #537 on: December 25, 2013, 12:12:10 AM »
Have another 5 hours here but I won't open mine until sunrise at soonest.
C:DOS> ayayaya.mid
Bad command or file name

C:>_

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #538 on: December 25, 2013, 12:14:24 AM »
Do I have the honour to kick off? Yes I do. Here we go!

The package arrived 2 weeks ago at my neighbours because we weren't at home. So when I picked it up, I immediately noticed the Japanese hiragana/katakana. Because of this, I became super confused. The first thing that jumped into my mind was that Warugaki had sent me something. So I couldn't help it but read the shipment data....and well, you cannot blame me for travelling the world and meeting people.

NForza was my Secret Santa.


Therefore this had to be handled with caution!

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Very suspicious package. It was quite heavy.



Before opening I decided to use my OpticalOppaiTrapDetection Glasses (Kappa Industries, by Nitori)



Well well well, what do we have here? The thing is full of wires. EXTREME CAUTION. CODE RED.


I decided to grab my tools and cut the correct wire according to the complex scheme I had learned back when I was still watching Mac Gyver on TV. But then I realised something. What if this wasn't an ordinary wire-schema? What if this was something beyond. After all, this is THE Forza we are talking about. And since it arrived from Japan, I had to think twice.

To get this safely done. I had to use all my Japanese skills else I would be dead before Christmas even began!

うおおおおおおおおおおおおお TAKE THIS. 十三么


Nothing happened...
But it was INSTANT formed hand on first draw win!!!! 

I seriously started to sweat. I was in danger. I never failed in Mahjong. This should've been first blow instant win. But it wasn't. I started shivering. My heart was beating beyond 160. I tried to calm my self down but my hands wouldn't stop shaking. I was in serious trouble. SERIOUS TROUBLE I TELL YOU. I have tried everything to figure this out.



I tried applying 「Japanese Touhou Doujin Manga Reitaisai9 Catalogue Exorcism 」 to safely remove the danger. It wouldn't work.



I tried the forbidden 「Yohohoho Dark Vodoo Magic」. It wouldn't falter.



I tried shredding and jamming 「Iron Maiden - 2 minutes to midnight」 with hopes the Ancient Egyptian hidden message would counter its curse.




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH



Oh well, let us just open it.



Yes. We seem to have some plastic and paper here.



Gee Forza. A plastic bag. Thanks pal.



...Which is INSTANT FASHION of course!



Hmmmmm?



I think this was suppose to be a Pharaoh style hat.



Oh, so there is more than just fashionable clothing in there?



え, 何か? (Hm? What is?)














Ozeu-sama Sticker!! I have no idea where to put it though. Maybe on my guitar?



Oh wow, Concealed the Conclusion! Now I am fully legal Danmakufu scripter. Instead of a shameless ripper of sources...



More fashionable hats and shirts. Love the checker-pattern by the way.



だぜ☆!! Marisa CD, most likely an Electric Guitar one. Will listen to it soon enough.



I honestly have no idea. A music CD, suspecting classic / piano arrangements.



SFX_ZUN.WAV This will keep me from harm in the future for sure.



Feeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa   Iku-san button. This one is going on display next to the Tomb Cat and Franky from One Piece. As well as an Ozeu-sama Mahjong Key holder. I'll definitely use this to display my charisma during IRL Mahjong which will surely intimidate my opponents leading them into instant feeding of mangan hands.

...

That is it for me ladies and gentlemen. Hope you have enjoyed the read.

Thanks NForza! Let us hopefully meet at Reitaisai 10 next year. I will seriously consider going if many of us are going.
Thank you MotK and the awesome userbase for this event.
Thank you Vic for going through all the trouble.

Merry Christmas !

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« Last Edit: December 25, 2013, 12:25:22 AM by Helepolis »

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Re: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa 5: A Good Day To Secret Hard
« Reply #539 on: December 25, 2013, 12:26:41 AM »
lmao

Jesus christ, Helepolis :getdown: