Author Topic: Guide me along this barren path (Read 172061 times)

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #540 on:** June 29, 2009, 09:08:55 PM »

>Begin planning how to get Mystia back from Kaguya's clutches

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #541 on:** June 29, 2009, 11:25:34 PM »

Quote from: Pako on June 29, 2009, 08:52:04 PM

> Say: miss Merlin mine daughter is a big fan of you and always wanted an autograph from you before she dies! she has cancer you know *start crying*

>Merlin looks up from the process of draining aforementioned spit valve, and asks, "Could I take care of the funeral arrangements? We'll have the bones sparking clean~"

Quote from: E-Nazrin on June 29, 2009, 09:08:55 PM

>Begin planning how to get Mystia back from Kaguya's clutches

>Perhaps if you could build some sort of NEET machine...

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #542 on:** June 29, 2009, 11:40:45 PM »

>vat of boiling sharks

Pako · « **Reply #543 on:** June 30, 2009, 07:54:48 AM »

> say: no, no it will take a while before she dies but all she wants is an autograph *start crying* and even worse: A NEET kidnapped my daughter.

Pesco · « **Reply #544 on:** June 30, 2009, 08:00:00 AM »

> *merupo face* (can't do it on my phone)

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #545 on:** June 30, 2009, 08:47:00 AM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on June 29, 2009, 11:40:45 PM

>vat of boiling sharks

>Boiling Sharks are far beyond what you can afford, wanker.

Quote from: Pako on June 30, 2009, 07:54:48 AM

> say: no, no it will take a while before she dies but all she wants is an autograph *start crying* and even worse: A NEET kidnapped my daughter.

>"That's horrible!" Merlin says, laughing. "Who would do such a thing! I would love to give her an autograph."

Quote from: Pesco47 on June 30, 2009, 08:00:00 AM

> *merupo face* (can't do it on my phone)

>I go yo back, just like Count Dante!
>ξ・∀・）

>_

Pesco · « **Reply #546 on:** June 30, 2009, 08:57:17 AM »

> Hugh Masakhela

Mr_Bob · « **Reply #547 on:** June 30, 2009, 09:18:47 AM »

Wait a second, since when do poltergeists need to drain spit valves?

>Collect liquid from spit valve in recepticle. If none available, use mouth.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #548 on:** June 30, 2009, 09:44:27 AM »

>apologize to captured insects
> give Merlin an insane grin

Cadmas · « **Reply #549 on:** June 30, 2009, 09:54:34 AM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on June 30, 2009, 09:44:27 AM

> give Merlin an insane grin

>

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #550 on:** June 30, 2009, 10:08:07 AM »

Quote from: Pesco47 on June 30, 2009, 08:57:17 AM

> Hugh Masakhela

>She don't live here no mo'

Quote from: Mr_Bob on June 30, 2009, 09:18:47 AM

>Collect liquid from spit valve in recepticle. If none available, use mouth.

Quote from: E-Nazrin on June 30, 2009, 09:44:27 AM

>apologize to captured insects
> give Merlin an insane grin

>A firefly manages to get away in the process, but you collect a measure of Poltergeist Saliva. Now the poor fireflies have to cling to the sides of the jar. And you really gotta be careful not to turn it upside down now, or it'll ruin your stuff.
>Merlin grins back, but she doesn't seem to have any idea why you're grinning at her to begin with. "So, whaddaya want me to sign?"

Easy Mode · « **Reply #551 on:** June 30, 2009, 10:34:00 AM »

> Wonder how the hell this thread is at so many pages

Pesco · « **Reply #552 on:** June 30, 2009, 12:33:24 PM »

> The rabbit raced past the house fell

Pako · « **Reply #553 on:** June 30, 2009, 12:41:02 PM »

> Ask her to sign the flail of Cirnobyl, If Cirno makes some noises say to Merlin it is your daughters hamster. Also tell her that your daughter wants to see Merlin in person.

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #554 on:** June 30, 2009, 01:02:22 PM »

>After signing, give Merlin a loud slap on the shoulders, give her another grin and say "good job, son."

>emphasize the word, "SON"

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #555 on:** June 30, 2009, 07:57:27 PM »

Quote from: Yandere Mode on June 30, 2009, 10:34:00 AM

> Wonder how the hell this thread is at so many pages

>Probably the way all threads do.

Quote from: Pesco47 on June 30, 2009, 12:33:24 PM

> The rabbit raced past the house fell

>This password does not work here.

Quote from: Pako on June 30, 2009, 12:41:02 PM

> Ask her to sign the flail of Cirnobyl, If Cirno makes some noises say to Merlin it is your daughters hamster. Also tell her that your daughter wants to see Merlin in person.

>"Hey that's my icicle!" Exclaims the Flail, as Merlin quadruples its street value.
>"Wow, I never knew there were talking hamsters!" Merlin says. "Where can I get one?"

Quote from: Erotic Asphyxiation on June 30, 2009, 01:02:22 PM

>After signing, give Merlin a loud slap on the shoulders, give her another grin and say "good job, son."

>emphasize the word, "SON"

"Oh, writing your name is so much easier than it looks," replies Merlin with a small smile.

>_

Pesco · « **Reply #556 on:** June 30, 2009, 08:45:57 PM »

> The prime number few

Pako · « **Reply #557 on:** June 30, 2009, 09:19:40 PM »

> Ask Merlin if your "Daughter" can see Merlin in person, Pray to Suwako Mystia co-operates, tell Merlin you can get a talking hamster at Kourindou.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #558 on:** June 30, 2009, 09:52:20 PM »

Quote from: Pesco47 on June 30, 2009, 08:45:57 PM

> The prime number few

>You're not sweet talking your way out of this one, buster.

Quote from: Pako on June 30, 2009, 09:19:40 PM

> Ask Merlin if your "Daughter" can see Merlin in person, Pray to Suwako Mystia co-operates, tell Merlin you can get a talking hamster at Kourindou.

>You hear a distant croaking sound again.
>"Oh, sure!" Merlin says. "It's the best way to figure out what seasonings we're gonna need!"

<_

Pako · « **Reply #559 on:** June 30, 2009, 09:55:30 PM »

> Take Merlin to Mystia, shout: oh, noez! thats the NEET that kidnapped mine daughter! get away from her bitch! *attack Kaguya with the flail of cirnobil*

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #560 on:** June 30, 2009, 10:06:51 PM »

Quote from: Pako on June 30, 2009, 09:55:30 PM

> Take Merlin to Mystia, shout: oh, noez! thats the NEET that kidnapped mine daughter! get away from her bitch! *attack Kaguya with the flail of cirnobil*

>You begin to enact this plan, but then you realize exactly why you heard a croaking noise when the screams begin. It seems that your multiple prayers to Suwako have manifested, hundreds of frogs of various sizes, shapes, and colors start swarming into the the courtyard. Rabbits are panicking; Tewi abandons her Three-Card Monte table, and Lyrica's solo comes to a screeching halt.
>"Oh holy shit you gotta lemme go it's go time baby I gotta shine cmon man fuck this flail thing!" the Flail of Cirnobyl declares, speaking so fast the words all run together.

>_

Pesco · « **Reply #561 on:** June 30, 2009, 10:18:45 PM »

> Fuck this flail thing. It asked for it.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #562 on:** June 30, 2009, 10:22:19 PM »

Quote from: Pesco47 on June 30, 2009, 10:18:45 PM

> Fuck this flail thing. It asked for it.

>Before doing this, make use of the frog-induced confusion and slam that flail on Merlin's face, and SCRAM! with the trumpet.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #563 on:** June 30, 2009, 10:48:30 PM »

Quote from: Pesco47 on June 30, 2009, 10:18:45 PM

> Fuck this flail thing. It asked for it.

>You've got no time to figure out how to make this work at the moment.

Quote from: The sword that cleaves evil on June 30, 2009, 10:22:19 PM

>Before doing this, make use of the frog-induced confusion and slam that flail on Merlin's face, and SCRAM! with the trumpet.

>You give Merlin a good walloping in the face, dropping her like so many sacks of potatoes. Then you hork the trumpet.

>_

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #564 on:** June 30, 2009, 10:53:59 PM »

>Run to Mystia's side, and protect her from the frogs if needed.

Cadmas · « **Reply #565 on:** June 30, 2009, 10:54:51 PM »

>Grab Mystia and run out of Eientei.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #566 on:** June 30, 2009, 11:13:01 PM »

>The flail asked us to let go, so fling it at Merlin's comatose body just to be safe.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #567 on:** June 30, 2009, 11:19:53 PM »

Quote from: The sword that cleaves evil on June 30, 2009, 10:53:59 PM

>Run to Mystia's side, and protect her from the frogs if needed.

>You make your way through the panic, and find Mystia is doing her best to shoo away a a couple of bullfrogs from Kaguya. She seems to be holding her own.

Quote from: Cadmas on June 30, 2009, 10:54:51 PM

>Grab Mystia and run out of Eientei.

>You grab Mystia, who starts to struggle. "I can't leave Houraisan-sama!" she cries.

Quote from: Roukanken on June 30, 2009, 11:13:01 PM

>The flail asked us to let go, so fling it at Merlin's comatose body just to be safe.

>You turn and hammer throw the Flail of Cirnobyl at Merlin's unconscious form. It sails gracefully through the air with a "Wheeeee!" and slams into the Prismriver Sister. Then it falls open, and Cirno emerges. With a gleeful cackle, she sets to freezing frogs. But only doing one at a time, she'll be at it for awhile.

>_

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #568 on:** June 30, 2009, 11:23:03 PM »

>Ok, we can't leave Kaguya. Then, get both of them and escape.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #569 on:** June 30, 2009, 11:56:24 PM »

> Take a few frogs so Cirno has an incentive to work with us. Also ask where the whole 'fuck this flail thing' dialect came from.

Author Topic: Guide me along this barren path (Read 172061 times)

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