Author Topic: Guide me along this barren path (Read 172041 times)

Pako · « **Reply #330 on:** June 24, 2009, 08:18:23 PM »

>Wrap her in her blankets while she still doesn't know what is happening.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #331 on:** June 24, 2009, 08:24:09 PM »

Quote from: Etch-E-Jew on June 24, 2009, 08:18:02 PM

>Capture her with what we have on hand first. We can molest her later.

Quote from: Pako on June 24, 2009, 08:18:23 PM

>Wrap her in her blankets while she still doesn't know what is happening.

>Thinking quickly, you throw the blankets around her and make a makeshift back. Cirno curses rather profusely, trying to flail and kick her way to freedom, but for the time being it does not work. Still, with things as they stand now, you won't be able to hold her captive for long.

>_

Moerin · « **Reply #332 on:** June 24, 2009, 08:24:48 PM »

>Lick Cirno's wings.

I, uh, want to see if they're really popsicles. Yeah, that's it.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #333 on:** June 24, 2009, 08:29:38 PM »

Quote from: Great Theorist Onizuka on June 24, 2009, 08:24:48 PM

>Lick Cirno's wings.

>You got her wrapped up in a blanket. Seriously, man, you're smarter than this. Is there something bothering you that you need to tell me about? I'm here for you.

>_

Pako · « **Reply #334 on:** June 24, 2009, 08:30:27 PM »

>Quikly examine her room for objects we can put her in, such as a cage.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #335 on:** June 24, 2009, 10:09:10 PM »

>Tender and violently put her to sleep. Hey, it has worked in the past, and now we have an awesome CIRNOFLAIL!

Edible · « **Reply #336 on:** June 24, 2009, 10:46:33 PM »

Quote from: BougaPrincess on June 18, 2009, 11:06:24 AM

dohohoho

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #337 on:** June 25, 2009, 12:01:05 AM »

Quote from: Pako on June 24, 2009, 08:30:27 PM

>Quikly examine her room for objects we can put her in, such as a cage.

>Cirno doesn't really seem to have any cages or the like about. There is a stretchy cord hanging off the roof of the lean-to, though...

Quote from: The sword that cleaves evil on June 24, 2009, 10:09:10 PM

>Tender and violently put her to sleep. Hey, it has worked in the past, and now we have an awesome CIRNOFLAIL!

>"Ow fuck stoppit Jesus Christ!" comes a muffled reply inside the bundle.

>_

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #338 on:** June 25, 2009, 12:05:44 AM »

THE GOD OF REVENGE CAN NOT BE STOPPED
>Keep using Cirnoflail

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #339 on:** June 25, 2009, 12:28:51 AM »

Quote from: The sword that cleaves evil on June 25, 2009, 12:05:44 AM

>Keep using Cirnoflail

>"Ow! Ow! Ow! Okay I give up!" Cirno stops struggling. "God you're a grouch!"

>_

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #340 on:** June 25, 2009, 12:55:05 AM »

>~~Eat Cirno~~ Prepare Cirno for questioning. You know how,

Suikama · « **Reply #341 on:** June 25, 2009, 01:18:51 AM »

Quote from: The sword that cleaves evil on June 25, 2009, 12:55:05 AM

>~~Eat Cirno~~ Prepare Cirno for questioning. You know how,

With a table?

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #342 on:** June 25, 2009, 01:37:56 AM »

Quote from: The sword that cleaves evil on June 25, 2009, 12:55:05 AM

>~~Eat Cirno~~ Prepare Cirno for questioning. You know how,

>"Will you chill, please?!" Cirno exclaims, "What do you want me to tell you!?"

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #343 on:** June 25, 2009, 01:44:42 AM »

>Ask why did she help Suika

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #344 on:** June 25, 2009, 02:00:12 AM »

Quote from: The sword that cleaves evil on June 25, 2009, 01:44:42 AM

>Ask why did she help Suika

>"Oh, that's easy! Because if I didn't she would have hit me really, really hard. Besides, she would have done it anyways, you know. So you should be happy I iced you up and stuff."

>_

deslar`ris · « **Reply #345 on:** June 25, 2009, 02:47:04 AM »

>Examine the area for any sharp objects and ask about your other kidney and whether she enjoys having two. Go ahead and poke her a few times to get the point across.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #346 on:** June 25, 2009, 04:13:31 AM »

Quote from: deslar`ris on June 25, 2009, 02:47:04 AM

>Examine the area for any sharp objects and ask about your other kidney and whether she enjoys having two. Go ahead and poke her a few times to get the point across.

>You can't really find anything sharp so you just use a rock. Really it gets the point across, you think. "Hey I just made the ice, man!"

>_

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #347 on:** June 25, 2009, 05:33:50 AM »

>Throw the ice, tell her you mean business, ask her "What does Marsellus Wallace looks like or whether he looks like a bitch and why did she fucked with him?

>Follow the Pulp fiction route please.

>Continue to carry Cirno to Wriggle.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #348 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:02:02 AM »

Quote from: Erotic Asphyxiation on June 25, 2009, 05:33:50 AM

>Throw the ice, tell her you mean business, ask her "What does Marsellus Wallace looks like or whether he looks like a bitch and why did she fucked with him?

>Follow the Pulp fiction route please.

>Continue to carry Cirno to Wriggle.

>You have no ice to throw, but the stone will do. It lands in the lake with a watery plop. "I dunno, do you?" Cirno replies to your statement. "You ain't gotta be like that, I saved your butt, you know! Suika would have taken that kidney anyways! You should be thanking me! But hey, we can be friends, right? I'll even tell you a secret!
>You return to the lakeshore crossroads; Obvious exits are East, West, and North. Wriggle fled north, and probably has a hella lead on you now.

>_

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #349 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:08:02 AM »

>"Fine, we can be friends, as friends, help me out, where do you think Wriggle is?"
> We will use Cirno to sneak up on her, Wriggle must not be allowed to tell on what we did to Alice.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #350 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:16:49 AM »

Quote from: Erotic Asphyxiation on June 25, 2009, 06:08:02 AM

>"Fine, we can be friends, as friends, help me out, where do you think Wriggle is?"
> We will use Cirno to sneak up on her, Wriggle must not be allowed to tell on what we did to Alice.

>"Wriggle? Uh, probably at home. Haven't seen her for a few days, so I guess she's been sick? That's north of the lake, past the three-way crossroads, then you go east into the woods and past Marisa's house. She's got a little place at the bottom of the valley there."

>_

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #351 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:24:29 AM »

> Follow directions, when arrived, ask that Cirno cooperate, tell her what fairies like to hear, it is a friendly prank.

> Prepare to rub yourself against delicious Wriggle. (hopefully, if she is in)

Pako · « **Reply #352 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:31:27 AM »

>Can we make a wig from Alice's hair? And if so make one and disguise ourselves as Alice.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #353 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:52:44 AM »

Quote from: Erotic Asphyxiation on June 25, 2009, 06:24:29 AM

> Follow directions, when arrived, ask that Cirno cooperate, tell her what fairies like to hear, it is a friendly prank.

> Prepare to rub yourself against delicious Wriggle. (hopefully, if she is in)

>You follow the directions, walking past the crossroads where Nitori is still unconscious, then to the bit of the road where you heard Suika's motorcycle burning. You turn off the road and slip past Marisa's cottage without any trouble, and push through some trees to find a hidden path leading down into a leafy valley. >You arrive in a leafy valley. You can see a small house along the side that seems to have been carved from a giant, brightly-colored mushroom. Obvious exists are north and east.

Quote from: Pako on June 25, 2009, 06:31:27 AM

>Can we make a wig from Alice's hair? And if so make one and disguise ourselves as Alice.

>The haircut you gave was too rushed to have good wig material. Also, wigmaking is an art, you don't just whip out a fine wig.

>_

Pesco · « **Reply #354 on:** June 25, 2009, 07:29:27 AM »

> Parse wind

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #355 on:** June 25, 2009, 09:21:44 AM »

Quote from: Pesco47 on June 25, 2009, 07:29:27 AM

> Parse wind

>Unfortunately, the wind's grammar is completely foreign to you, and you are unable to parse it. Nor can you really examine it, as it is not visible in any spectrum that you can see. That'd be pretty weird, really.

>_

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #356 on:** June 25, 2009, 09:25:26 AM »

>quietly enter the house

Pesco · « **Reply #357 on:** June 25, 2009, 09:30:54 AM »

> Leave the door a jar.

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #358 on:** June 25, 2009, 12:12:28 PM »

>Look for Wriggle, prepare Cirno Flail

Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch · « **Reply #359 on:** June 25, 2009, 02:48:32 PM »

>be on the look-out for traps. I mean both kinds.