Author Topic: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!  (Read 282311 times)

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PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« on: February 22, 2012, 04:49:58 AM »
[Due to time constraints, I will not be spending more than ten minutes per picture. Brace yourself for QUALITY.]



Now you've done it.



After all the years of constant vigilance, after all the sinister machinations you've plotted to ensure your own place as mastermind of Gensokyo, after all the harsh lessons you've taught in order to get youkai to not use their power recklessly, all it took was one oni drinking game to make you slip up and cause an incident of unprecedented scale and leave you powerless and a few feet away from having your head gapped up your own ass.

> Yukari: Evaluate situation.



Your booze-addled mind attempts to piece together the sequence of events that just occured. In a foolhardy display of the absolutely ridiculous capacity of your ABILITY TO MANIPULATE BOUNDARIES, you stuffed what you believe to be a large chunk of Gensokyo into one of your gaps. However, due to COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL and the complex interactions of the FRANKLY ABSURD ABILITIES possessed by the other youkai you were interfering with, your powers did not function as expected, and you were pulled into your own gap when you attempted to encapsulate everyone around you. This is what happens when you try to show off.

By the way, "pulled into your own gap" is in the literal sense. You are currently trapped between the BORDER of SOME OF YOURSELF and THE REST OF YOURSELF.



You aren't entirely clear on how this works, but because you are between your body rather than inside it, you cannot take any physical action and you have no access to your abilities. You're in quite a pickle!

You are too drunk and frustrated to make any further sense of the situation, or to come up with a way to right yourself. You are very tired, and you decide to deal with this later.

> Yukari: Black out.



You do what you do best. It's Ran's problem now.

~



> Examine surroundings.

You are currently inside an immeasurably large void lit only by the eerie, glowing gaze of a countless number of floating eyes. Chunks of familiar landmarks of the underground (and a few less familiar places) appear to be floating about, but there is no sign of the huge number of rambunctious partygoers that had occupied it just moments ago.



You aren't sure what to make of this.

However, even if all of you weren't there to witness it yourselves, it should be obvious that the gap hag was involved.



As a matter of fact, she's floating right over there. Whatever she did, the old witch seems to have blown a fuse, because she isn't doing anything besides drooling and standing there like a zombie. Doesn't look like she's going to be much help.

You decide to discuss what you were doing and what you saw before THE VAST GAP engulfed everything in the underground. Maybe your combined viewpoints can piece together the sequence of events that led to this mess.

Who will go first?



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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2012, 06:12:14 AM »
Science! baby!

Proff. Asakura to the Morning Rescue.
I have...a terrible need...shall I say the word?...of religion. Then I go out at night and paint the stars.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2012, 06:39:14 AM »
> Ichirin & Unzan

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2012, 06:58:05 AM »

Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2012, 09:48:51 AM »
Uh, are the pictures' links broken?

>Ichirin and Unzan

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2012, 10:10:29 AM »
Wait a tic... if Rika is actually Rikako (as is speculated) that would open the possibilty of Evil Eye Sigma....
Sorry Unz-Man, but crazy eyeball death machines is much too tempting.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2012, 12:05:36 PM »
Uh, are the pictures' links broken?

Are they? Can anyone else not see them? I've been trying to get away from Imageshack lately D:

Updates after work.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2012, 12:21:21 PM »
> Ichirin/Unzan

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2012, 01:23:06 PM »
>Rikako

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2012, 01:29:52 PM »
Are they? Can anyone else not see them? I've been trying to get away from Imageshack lately D:

Updates after work.

I'm seeing them fine.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2012, 02:09:01 PM »
>Player Pick: Rikako!

Science is the name of the game! Plus, I want a PC-98 main character! XD

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2012, 03:09:42 PM »
> Rikako.

There are very few people I would still trust to pull off a decent MSPA.  Do us proud, Stuffs.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2012, 05:45:45 PM »
>unzan  :justasplanned:

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« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2012, 05:52:30 PM »
>Rikako

Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2012, 06:01:12 PM »
>Ichirin & Unzan

you certainly lightened up my day, manstuff.

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« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2012, 06:14:30 PM »
>Ichirin & Unzan

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2012, 06:16:15 PM »
looking at that image again I'm getting much less MSPA vibes and much more NES TMNT

the only question now is

who is donatello

[09:46] <theshim|work> there is nothing like working for a real estate company to make one contemplate arson

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2012, 06:19:50 PM »
> Patchouli

 :3

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2012, 06:20:38 PM »
> Ichirin & Unzan

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2012, 07:24:35 PM »
>Satori

Hipster powers activate.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #20 on: February 22, 2012, 08:51:22 PM »
> Patchy, but I'm pro-Rikako in case of a tie vote with Ichirin.
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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #21 on: February 22, 2012, 08:54:21 PM »
Patchouli is my favorite, but I like Rikako a lot too. It would be interesting to have a viewpoint we wouldn't normally get from a Touhou adventure.

Cut by ninja: Actually, I am in perfect agreement.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #22 on: February 22, 2012, 09:30:13 PM »
>Satorin!
Her pose in that picture is just amazing~

Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #23 on: February 22, 2012, 10:12:23 PM »
Man, this is quite the vote battle.
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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #24 on: February 22, 2012, 10:23:20 PM »
Let's actually give some characterisation to the hitbox.

I mean, Ichirin and Unzan.


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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #25 on: February 22, 2012, 10:23:55 PM »
> Satori!
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #26 on: February 22, 2012, 10:51:01 PM »
>Unzan. And, to a much lesser extent, Ichirin.

PC98 are ungames.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #27 on: February 22, 2012, 11:25:21 PM »
FUCK YEAH PC-98

>Rikako

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #28 on: February 22, 2012, 11:28:14 PM »
People that haven't posted in chess in ages don't get a vote.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - An MSPaint Adventure!
« Reply #29 on: February 22, 2012, 11:49:16 PM »
o shit!

Don't lynch me.