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| shinyjam:
Prelude 8 : Invasion! ORLLLANNNNTHHH YOU JACKASS!!! NO YELLING! SHUT UP! WE ARE NOT IN A TEMPLE! As a healer, may I suggest doing some activity that might take your mind away from all the stress? THERE IS NO MORE MICE FOR ME TO SLAUGHTER BRUTALLY!!! May I suggest we raid some other clan? Attack other clan? Sound like a plan to me. Hold it, you don't really need to do that! There must be other option! Say something Garlic! Although I don't like fighting, we are a balance clan, which mean the citizen will not be happy if we don't fight once in a while, and my trickster religion emphasis on equal suffering. For once, you talked like a men! You are just sexes! Women in this place will have their rights before my death! NOW I AM BURNING UP!!!!! I CAN'T HOLD MY WRATH OF CHOPPING THINGS ANY LONGER!!!! Looks like we are all fire up! Not me. Alright! Gather the solder or whatever we call them here! We should just hire more weaponthanes to defend the clan instead... What's the different between Footmen and Weaponthanes? In a sense, Weaponthanes are professional that need more cow and goods to hire and maintain while Footmen are small fries in abundance and free. Alright, we can hire four more...why can we only have fourteen? Is the law between all clan, just something to make sure no one get too strong and too much death. Which mean we can raid more often! Works for me, more raid means more fun! We have two options of raid. Cattle Raid mean we send troops to steal and plunder stuff but focus on avoiding any conflict. Pretty good if you don't want to damage any relation or need a few more cow and goods. Raid is war, winner can take land, slave, goods, cows, and so on. We are RAIDING! The closest clan we have a fend and able to access to without blocking by other clans are the Stag Hearth, they specialize in military, which mean we should be extra careful with them. I will stab their heart like nothing! Get it? HAHA! I will CHOP their hearts! Aww, you people are awful! I permit all the yelling in battle...kids these days with their hormones. You can send me to make them feel better about us after. Next time...This is...TREE BRO! |
| Maid Xan~:
I DO NOT LIKE THIS PLAN! IT WILL END IN TEARS! Well, I like the violence part, but I have a bad feeling about this. |
| shinyjam:
Prelude 9 : THIS IS...TREE BRO!!! And so it begin...I have send every single Footmens, weaponthanes, and auxiliaries(healer) with me into battle. At such size, no doubt the enemy will detect us. ...You bring every single healer in the clan with us. ...You even bring an elderly women along. The sickly can wait, the near-deaths cannot! Yes, such huge~size! We should be able to easily cream them with some red hot action! Must...ignore last comment...must ignore... Apathy! We have spotted the enemy! Shall I proceed with the plan? Sacrifice to Humakt! The objective is plunder their land and stuff! With this forces! WE SHALL CHARGE!!! What about sacrifice to Orlanth? NEVER MENTION THAT ASSHOLE NAME! If the enemy sacrifice both gods then we might lose an edge. Bah! Alright add him to the list! We will wait a bit... ORRRLLLANTH!! You have delayed my forces!!! Pity we have no magic, but I am grad you wisely invest in crop, children, and such. Oh yea, I never planned to get into war this year...ORRRLLLANTH!! The amount of healer we have, really made us invisible! HAHAHA! I'm the one that chop down that one weaponthane! I wonder why no one come at me... All in all, we got bigger land, lots of cow and goods. Wow...this would never happen if I didn't meet Orlanth. Maybe he's not that... My lord, we have a message from our clan. ORRRLLLANTH!! Next time...Meeting Orlanth again! |
| Pesco:
You made 2 cows profit at least. |
| shinyjam:
4 actually, but when you think about the 10 cows I gave to ORRRLLLANTH!!!!! |
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