Author Topic: Off with their heads! It's MotK Guillotine! - GAME END (Read 16233 times)

Bardiche · « **Reply #90 on:** June 16, 2014, 11:01:17 PM »

Quote from: Polaris on June 16, 2014, 10:56:34 PM

PX sees the Lady in Waiting at the front of the line and takes her maidenhead?

Lewd!

Raitaki · « **Reply #91 on:** June 16, 2014, 11:05:08 PM »

Yaaawn, it's been a long day, isn't it? I think I'mma just take a little break.

##Play: Political Influence - Draw 3 additional action cards at the end of your turn. Do not collect a noble this turn.
##Leave Hanging: Innocent Victim!
##Draw!

Polaris · « **Reply #92 on:** June 16, 2014, 11:08:04 PM »

Raitaki exerts his Political Influence for ~~money~~ action cards!
No execution occurs this turn! (Which makes my life slightly easier.)

Line of nobles:

Innocent Victim (-1) - Choose an action card from your hand and discard it after you collect this noble.
Wealthy Priest (1)

Nobles collected:

Zengar (19) - Duke (3), Count (2+2), The Clown (-2), Martyr (-1), Palace Guard (1), Marie Antoinette (5), Countess (2+2), Rival Executioner (1), Bishop (2), Heretic (2)
Purvis (16) - Hero of the People (-3), Councilman (3+1), Captain of the Guard (2), Baron (3), Sheriff (1+1), Unpopular Judge (2+1), Governor (4+1)
PX (16) - Palace Guard (3), Palace Guard (3), Palace Guard (3), Lady (2), Wealthy Priest (1), Colonel (3), Lady in Waiting (1)
Raitaki (11) - Master Spy (4), Lord (2), Lieutenant (2), Bad Nun (3)

Active action cards:

Purvis - Civic Support

Discarded action cards:
Opinionated Guards, Stumble, After You..., Fainting Spell, Clerical Error, Double Feature, Missing Heads, 'Tis a Far Better Thing, Let Them Eat Cake, Missed!, Milling in Line, Information Exchange, Public Demand, Confusion in Line, Extra Cart, Forced Break, Ignoble Noble, Bribed Guards, Milling in Line, Civic Pride, Clothing Swap, Mass Confusion, Extra Cart, Escape!, Political Influence

Zengar's up to bat!

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #93 on:** June 16, 2014, 11:35:07 PM »

I see your plans. Your devious devious plan.
Little did you know, that I have friends in high places. Friends who are dead, that is.
##Play: Friend of the Queen (Innocent Victim, 1 place)
##Expropiate: Wealthy Priest
##Draw

Polaris · « **Reply #94 on:** June 16, 2014, 11:39:25 PM »

The Innocent Victim manages to last another turn!
Zengar beheads the Wealthy Priest!

Line of nobles:

Innocent Victim (-1) - Choose an action card from your hand and discard it after you collect this noble.

Nobles collected:

Zengar (20) - Duke (3), Count (2+2), The Clown (-2), Martyr (-1), Palace Guard (1), Marie Antoinette (5), Countess (2+2), Rival Executioner (1), Bishop (2), Heretic (2), Wealthy Priest (1)
Purvis (16) - Hero of the People (-3), Councilman (3+1), Captain of the Guard (2), Baron (3), Sheriff (1+1), Unpopular Judge (2+1), Governor (4+1)
PX (16) - Palace Guard (3), Palace Guard (3), Palace Guard (3), Lady (2), Wealthy Priest (1), Colonel (3), Lady in Waiting (1)
Raitaki (11) - Master Spy (4), Lord (2), Lieutenant (2), Bad Nun (3)

Active action cards:

Purvis - Civic Support

Discarded action cards:
Opinionated Guards, Stumble, After You..., Fainting Spell, Clerical Error, Double Feature, Missing Heads, 'Tis a Far Better Thing, Let Them Eat Cake, Missed!, Milling in Line, Information Exchange, Public Demand, Confusion in Line, Extra Cart, Forced Break, Ignoble Noble, Bribed Guards, Milling in Line, Civic Pride, Clothing Swap, Mass Confusion, Extra Cart, Escape!, Political Influence, Friend of the Queen

Purvis gets a shot at the last noble in line!

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #95 on:** June 16, 2014, 11:46:06 PM »

Oh shit, in the ensuing kerfluffle, he must have

##Play: Fled to England.

Polaris · « **Reply #96 on:** June 16, 2014, 11:48:52 PM »

The Innocent Victim flees to England, safe from execution at last!
There are no more nobles in line, so the day (finally) ends!

Line of nobles:
None!

Nobles collected:

Zengar (20) - Duke (3), Count (2+2), The Clown (-2), Martyr (-1), Palace Guard (1), Marie Antoinette (5), Countess (2+2), Rival Executioner (1), Bishop (2), Heretic (2), Wealthy Priest (1)
Purvis (16) - Hero of the People (-3), Councilman (3+1), Captain of the Guard (2), Baron (3), Sheriff (1+1), Unpopular Judge (2+1), Governor (4+1)
PX (16) - Palace Guard (3), Palace Guard (3), Palace Guard (3), Lady (2), Wealthy Priest (1), Colonel (3), Lady in Waiting (1)
Raitaki (11) - Master Spy (4), Lord (2), Lieutenant (2), Bad Nun (3)

Active action cards:

Purvis - Civic Support

Discarded action cards:
Opinionated Guards, Stumble, After You..., Fainting Spell, Clerical Error, Double Feature, Missing Heads, 'Tis a Far Better Thing, Let Them Eat Cake, Missed!, Milling in Line, Information Exchange, Public Demand, Confusion in Line, Extra Cart, Forced Break, Ignoble Noble, Bribed Guards, Milling in Line, Civic Pride, Clothing Swap, Mass Confusion, Extra Cart, Escape!, Political Influence, Friend of the Queen, Fled to England

Day 3 will begin shortly.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #97 on:** June 16, 2014, 11:51:20 PM »

Too bad he fled just in time to be portrayed by Mel Gibson.

Polaris · « **Reply #98 on:** June 16, 2014, 11:54:30 PM »

Day 3 Start

The third day dawns with yet another group of nobles lined up to be beheaded. Who will win this battle of executions?

Line of nobles:

Land Lord (2)
Martyr (-1)
Piss Boy (1)
Coiffeur (1)
Tax Collector (2)
Archbishop (4)
Mayor (3)
Fast Noble (2) - Collect an additional noble from the front of the line after you collect this noble.
Royal Cartographer (1)
King Louis XVI (5)
Palace Guard (*) - Each Palace Guard is worth a number of points equal to the number of Palace Guards in your score pile (including this one).
Cardinal (5)

Nobles collected:

Zengar (20) - Duke (3), Count (2+2), The Clown (-2), Martyr (-1), Palace Guard (1), Marie Antoinette (5), Countess (2+2), Rival Executioner (1), Bishop (2), Heretic (2), Wealthy Priest (1)
Purvis (16) - Hero of the People (-3), Councilman (3+1), Captain of the Guard (2), Baron (3), Sheriff (1+1), Unpopular Judge (2+1), Governor (4+1)
PX (16) - Palace Guard (3), Palace Guard (3), Palace Guard (3), Lady (2), Wealthy Priest (1), Colonel (3), Lady in Waiting (1)
Raitaki (11) - Master Spy (4), Lord (2), Lieutenant (2), Bad Nun (3)

Active action cards:

Purvis - Civic Support

Discarded action cards:
Opinionated Guards, Stumble, After You..., Fainting Spell, Clerical Error, Double Feature, Missing Heads, 'Tis a Far Better Thing, Let Them Eat Cake, Missed!, Milling in Line, Information Exchange, Public Demand, Confusion in Line, Extra Cart, Forced Break, Ignoble Noble, Bribed Guards, Milling in Line, Civic Pride, Clothing Swap, Mass Confusion, Extra Cart, Escape!, Political Influence, Friend of the Queen, Fled to England

The day starts off with PX!

PX · « **Reply #99 on:** June 16, 2014, 11:58:54 PM »

Sorry, but it seems I'm a bit lacking in faith

Devour the Archbishop

And draw

Polaris · « **Reply #100 on:** June 17, 2014, 12:01:34 AM »

PX calls forth the Archbishop to remedy his lack of faith...
...and then PX executes him!

Line of nobles:

Land Lord (2)
Martyr (-1)
Piss Boy (1)
Coiffeur (1)
Tax Collector (2)
Mayor (3)
Fast Noble (2) - Collect an additional noble from the front of the line after you collect this noble.
Royal Cartographer (1)
King Louis XVI (5)
Palace Guard (*) - Each Palace Guard is worth a number of points equal to the number of Palace Guards in your score pile (including this one).
Cardinal (5)

Nobles collected:

Zengar (20) - Duke (3), Count (2+2), The Clown (-2), Martyr (-1), Palace Guard (1), Marie Antoinette (5), Countess (2+2), Rival Executioner (1), Bishop (2), Heretic (2), Wealthy Priest (1)
Purvis (16) - Hero of the People (-3), Councilman (3+1), Captain of the Guard (2), Baron (3), Sheriff (1+1), Unpopular Judge (2+1), Governor (4+1)
PX (20) - Palace Guard (3), Palace Guard (3), Palace Guard (3), Lady (2), Wealthy Priest (1), Colonel (3), Lady in Waiting (1), Archbishop (4)
Raitaki (11) - Master Spy (4), Lord (2), Lieutenant (2), Bad Nun (3)

Active action cards:

Purvis - Civic Support

Discarded action cards:
Opinionated Guards, Stumble, After You..., Fainting Spell, Clerical Error, Double Feature, Missing Heads, 'Tis a Far Better Thing, Let Them Eat Cake, Missed!, Milling in Line, Information Exchange, Public Demand, Confusion in Line, Extra Cart, Forced Break, Ignoble Noble, Bribed Guards, Milling in Line, Civic Pride, Clothing Swap, Mass Confusion, Extra Cart, Escape!, Political Influence, Friend of the Queen, Fled to England, Lack of Faith

We're moving on to Raitaki!

Raitaki · « **Reply #101 on:** June 17, 2014, 12:04:01 AM »

Let's keep up with offing them theist scum, eh?

##Play: The Long Walk - Reverse the order of the line.
##Crucify: Cardinal!
##Draw!

Polaris · « **Reply #102 on:** June 17, 2014, 12:07:28 AM »

The order of the line is reversed!
Raitaki lays claim to the head of the Cardinal!

Line of nobles:

Palace Guard (*) - Each Palace Guard is worth a number of points equal to the number of Palace Guards in your score pile (including this one).
King Louis XVI (5)
Royal Cartographer (1)
Fast Noble (2) - Collect an additional noble from the front of the line after you collect this noble.
Mayor (3)
Tax Collector (2)
Coiffeur (1)
Piss Boy (1)
Martyr (-1)
Land Lord (2)

Nobles collected:

Zengar (20) - Duke (3), Count (2+2), The Clown (-2), Martyr (-1), Palace Guard (1), Marie Antoinette (5), Countess (2+2), Rival Executioner (1), Bishop (2), Heretic (2), Wealthy Priest (1)
Purvis (16) - Hero of the People (-3), Councilman (3+1), Captain of the Guard (2), Baron (3), Sheriff (1+1), Unpopular Judge (2+1), Governor (4+1)
PX (20) - Palace Guard (3), Palace Guard (3), Palace Guard (3), Lady (2), Wealthy Priest (1), Colonel (3), Lady in Waiting (1), Archbishop (4)
Raitaki (16) - Master Spy (4), Lord (2), Lieutenant (2), Bad Nun (3), Cardinal (5)

Active action cards:

Purvis - Civic Support

Discarded action cards:
Opinionated Guards, Stumble, After You..., Fainting Spell, Clerical Error, Double Feature, Missing Heads, 'Tis a Far Better Thing, Let Them Eat Cake, Missed!, Milling in Line, Information Exchange, Public Demand, Confusion in Line, Extra Cart, Forced Break, Ignoble Noble, Bribed Guards, Milling in Line, Civic Pride, Clothing Swap, Mass Confusion, Extra Cart, Escape!, Political Influence, Friend of the Queen, Fled to England, Lack of Faith, The Long Walk

Zengar's turn.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #103 on:** June 17, 2014, 12:24:29 AM »

Rai, you sexy sexy beast.
##Play: Majesty (King Louis XVI, one space)
##Regicide
##Draw

Raitaki · « **Reply #104 on:** June 17, 2014, 12:30:34 AM »

dafuq
how many cards-specific-to-certain-nobles do you fools have

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #105 on:** June 17, 2014, 12:32:19 AM »

Majesty targets any purple noble, so I could have pulled any of the three behind the guard.

Raitaki · « **Reply #106 on:** June 17, 2014, 12:35:00 AM »

Polaris · « **Reply #107 on:** June 17, 2014, 12:36:17 AM »

King Louis XIV is brought to the front of the line!
Zengar mercilessly dethrones the King! (Although I guess he had already been dethroned at that point.)

Line of nobles:

Palace Guard (*) - Each Palace Guard is worth a number of points equal to the number of Palace Guards in your score pile (including this one).
Royal Cartographer (1)
Fast Noble (2) - Collect an additional noble from the front of the line after you collect this noble.
Mayor (3)
Tax Collector (2)
Coiffeur (1)
Piss Boy (1)
Martyr (-1)
Land Lord (2)

Nobles collected:

Zengar (25) - Duke (3), Count (2+2), The Clown (-2), Martyr (-1), Palace Guard (1), Marie Antoinette (5), Countess (2+2), Rival Executioner (1), Bishop (2), Heretic (2), Wealthy Priest (1), King Louis XVI (5)
Purvis (16) - Hero of the People (-3), Councilman (3+1), Captain of the Guard (2), Baron (3), Sheriff (1+1), Unpopular Judge (2+1), Governor (4+1)
PX (20) - Palace Guard (3), Palace Guard (3), Palace Guard (3), Lady (2), Wealthy Priest (1), Colonel (3), Lady in Waiting (1), Archbishop (4)
Raitaki (16) - Master Spy (4), Lord (2), Lieutenant (2), Bad Nun (3), Cardinal (5)

Active action cards:

Purvis - Civic Support

Discarded action cards:
None! (reshuffled back to the deck)

Purvis's turn.

Polaris · « **Reply #108 on:** June 17, 2014, 12:37:12 AM »

Zengar drawing an action card has emptied the action card deck, so the discarded pile will be cleared and shuffled back into the deck.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #109 on:** June 17, 2014, 12:45:59 AM »

Zenga that was horrible. You didn't even give him a proper speech. I had a good one in mind, too.

And while I am busy explaining things, allow me to explain why that so-called Hero of the People was really quite the little shit, and why you should be supporting me when I removed him.

##play: Indifferent Public

Nowthen, Palace Guard, was it? Don't think we didn't take note when the late king's carriage ran over that flower girl. Yes, I know you weren't driving the carriage, but you were on it guarding Louis the Worst, so don't pretend you don't have your share of blame!

##collect
##draw

PX · « **Reply #110 on:** June 17, 2014, 12:48:12 AM »

It looks like the forecast says 100% of rain.

Polaris · « **Reply #111 on:** June 17, 2014, 12:50:08 AM »

Seems like the public doesn't seem to care as much about the death of that one guy! What did he call himself again? Defender of justice? Hero of the People? Pshaw.
Purvis cuts off the head of the Palace Guard!

Line of nobles:

Royal Cartographer (1)
Fast Noble (2) - Collect an additional noble from the front of the line after you collect this noble.
Mayor (3)
Tax Collector (2)
Coiffeur (1)
Piss Boy (1)
Martyr (-1)
Land Lord (2)

Nobles collected:

Zengar (25) - Duke (3), Count (2+2), The Clown (-2), Martyr (-1), Palace Guard (1), Marie Antoinette (5), Countess (2+2), Rival Executioner (1), Bishop (2), Heretic (2), Wealthy Priest (1), King Louis XVI (5)
Purvis (21) - Hero of the People (1), Councilman (3+1), Captain of the Guard (2), Baron (3), Sheriff (1+1), Unpopular Judge (2+1), Governor (4+1), Palace Guard (1)
PX (20) - Palace Guard (3), Palace Guard (3), Palace Guard (3), Lady (2), Wealthy Priest (1), Colonel (3), Lady in Waiting (1), Archbishop (4)
Raitaki (16) - Master Spy (4), Lord (2), Lieutenant (2), Bad Nun (3), Cardinal (5)

Active action cards:

Purvis - Civic Support, Indifferent Public

Discarded action cards:
None!

PX's turn.

PX · « **Reply #112 on:** June 17, 2014, 12:51:50 AM »

Faith Sign 『Rain Delay』

Polaris · « **Reply #113 on:** June 17, 2014, 12:53:37 AM »

Quote

Rain Delay - Shuffle all players' hands into the action deck and deal out 5 new action cards to each player.

Welp, give me a moment, folks. This is gonna be kind of a pain.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #114 on:** June 17, 2014, 12:57:28 AM »

Oh shit what have you dooooone

Polaris · « **Reply #115 on:** June 17, 2014, 01:00:04 AM »

A sudden rainstorm puts the crowd in a frenzy! All action cards are reshuffled!
PX takes the head of the Royal Cartographer!

Line of nobles:

Fast Noble (2) - Collect an additional noble from the front of the line after you collect this noble.
Mayor (3)
Tax Collector (2)
Coiffeur (1)
Piss Boy (1)
Martyr (-1)
Land Lord (2)

Nobles collected:

Zengar (25) - Duke (3), Count (2+2), The Clown (-2), Martyr (-1), Palace Guard (1), Marie Antoinette (5), Countess (2+2), Rival Executioner (1), Bishop (2), Heretic (2), Wealthy Priest (1), King Louis XVI (5)
Purvis (21) - Hero of the People (1), Councilman (3+1), Captain of the Guard (2), Baron (3), Sheriff (1+1), Unpopular Judge (2+1), Governor (4+1), Palace Guard (1)
PX (21) - Palace Guard (3), Palace Guard (3), Palace Guard (3), Lady (2), Wealthy Priest (1), Colonel (3), Lady in Waiting (1), Archbishop (4), Royal Cartographer (1)
Raitaki (16) - Master Spy (4), Lord (2), Lieutenant (2), Bad Nun (3), Cardinal (5)

Active action cards:

Purvis - Civic Support, Indifferent Public

Discarded action cards:
Rain Delay

Raitaki's turn.

Raitaki · « **Reply #116 on:** June 17, 2014, 01:04:22 AM »

Goddamnit.
Good job PX, you just threw out the perfect card to re-screw Purvis that I gave you ; v;

##Play: Lack of Support - Choose a player. Look at that player's hand, choose an action card, and discard it.
Zengar, I'm sick of your meddlings ; v;
##Double! ##Kill!
##Draw!

Polaris · « **Reply #117 on:** June 17, 2014, 01:25:18 AM »

Zengar loses a card of Raitaki's choice!
The Fast Noble lives up to his namesake and is executed quickly, allowing Raitaki to get a second execution in before his turn ends!

Line of nobles:

Tax Collector (2)
Coiffeur (1)
Piss Boy (1)
Martyr (-1)
Land Lord (2)

Nobles collected:

Zengar (25) - Duke (3), Count (2+2), The Clown (-2), Martyr (-1), Palace Guard (1), Marie Antoinette (5), Countess (2+2), Rival Executioner (1), Bishop (2), Heretic (2), Wealthy Priest (1), King Louis XVI (5)
Purvis (21) - Hero of the People (1), Councilman (3+1), Captain of the Guard (2), Baron (3), Sheriff (1+1), Unpopular Judge (2+1), Governor (4+1), Palace Guard (1)
PX (21) - Palace Guard (3), Palace Guard (3), Palace Guard (3), Lady (2), Wealthy Priest (1), Colonel (3), Lady in Waiting (1), Archbishop (4), Royal Cartographer (1)
Raitaki (21) - Master Spy (4), Lord (2), Lieutenant (2), Bad Nun (3), Cardinal (5), Fast Noble (2), Mayor (3)

Active action cards:

Purvis - Civic Support, Indifferent Public

Discarded action cards:
Rain Delay, Lack of Support, Double Feature

Back to Zengar.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #118 on:** June 17, 2014, 01:33:31 AM »

Oh god damn it.
Want freedom? I'ma give you freedom. So much freedom you'll choke on it. So much freedom you'll be unable to take it. So much freedom you'll feel empty inside! Despair, as your guiding chains are broken!
##Play: Fled to England (Land Lord)
##Astral Finish: Tax Collector
##Draw

Raitaki · « **Reply #119 on:** June 17, 2014, 01:39:12 AM »

Purvis please tell me you've drawn some of your cool sabotage cards back :3