Author Topic: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!  (Read 65488 times)

Serela

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #60 on: April 17, 2010, 09:38:57 PM »
>"Who has the highest standing, if I may ask?"
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #61 on: April 17, 2010, 09:40:36 PM »
> "Wow Rank 5?  Isn't that a little high?"

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Serela

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #62 on: April 17, 2010, 09:42:59 PM »
> "Wow Rank 5?  Isn't that a little high?"
>I think it's a numerical amount, not like #1 person, #2 person, etc. Either that, or we're the 5th lowest.
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

Fightest

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #63 on: April 17, 2010, 10:02:38 PM »
> "If you want the current breakdowns, you'll have to see the scrolls - they self-update constantly with the latest information. But I can tell you that the highest Standing last I checked was the Hakurei Shrine Maiden's, at nine hundred and sixty-four. It shot up in the first few hours of the tournament, but has plateaued off since then. I would expect that, at this rate, she'll be overtaken quite quickly."

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #64 on: April 17, 2010, 10:04:02 PM »
> "Okay. "
> Shudder at the thought of fighting Reimu.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Fightest

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #65 on: April 17, 2010, 10:24:48 PM »
> "I really have to go now, there's another fight starting, and I have to arbitrate the outcome. I wish you the best of luck."
> Shikieki steps back through the portal, and with a soft whup, it closes behind her.

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #66 on: April 17, 2010, 10:29:56 PM »
>"Well crap."
>Go have a sit-down and rest up. Keep an eye on that prisoner.

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #67 on: April 17, 2010, 10:54:33 PM »
> You sit and rest. Your entire body aches something terrible, and yet, there's something wholesome about the pain. Like the exertion of a good day's work, it clears the mind, brings everything into focus. You've never felt this alive before.
> You hear a weak "Ooooww" from the fairy as she opens her eyes.

(Signing off for the night)

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #68 on: April 17, 2010, 10:59:00 PM »
>"Explain. Or I'll knock you out again, and we get to do this all over again."
>Which faerie is this? The one we don't recall knocking out, or one of the other two?

theshirn

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #69 on: April 18, 2010, 01:01:19 AM »
> Menace

[09:46] <theshim|work> there is nothing like working for a real estate company to make one contemplate arson

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #70 on: April 18, 2010, 07:22:43 AM »
> This is the fairy with whom it all started.
> The first thing she sees when she opens her eyes is you looming over her. She recoils back, but is stopped by the restraints. Realising her situation, she cowers and whimpers. You can see tears forming in her eyes.
> "Please, don't hit me again, I didn't mean it, please..." she stammers.

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #71 on: April 18, 2010, 07:36:56 AM »
>"Only if you don't give me any problems, okay? What's your name, and why did you come?"

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #72 on: April 18, 2010, 08:03:48 AM »
> "I-I'm not o-old enough to have a n-name yet. E-everyone just calls me "N-New Kid"."
> You can hear her teeth chattering.
> "I-I was f-fighting with the others, against that boring t-teacher, and I got h-hit real hard. N-Next thing I remember, I'm in here, and you were there and you s-snapped that huge brush you were holding c-clean in half and then everything went b-black and painful."
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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #73 on: April 18, 2010, 08:20:22 AM »
>Does anything about her voice or demeanor suggest she's lying?
>Oh god, not the brush...

Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #74 on: April 18, 2010, 08:21:54 AM »
>Check if this statement causes any memories to be recalled.

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #75 on: April 18, 2010, 08:43:12 AM »
> The utter terror in the fairy's eyes is almost certainly genuine, unless fairies have suddenly become genius actors. It is unlikely that she would lie in her condition.
> No memories surface of those ten minutes from the fairy's statement, though the fairy's description is very vague.

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #76 on: April 18, 2010, 09:06:43 AM »
>"You got hit, and then you were here. Did Miss Kamishirasawa send you flying into here, or is there a space of time you cannot remember?"

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #77 on: April 18, 2010, 10:55:27 AM »
>"You got hit, and then you were here. Did Miss Kamishirasawa send you flying into here, or is there a space of time you cannot remember?"

> "I... I think it was her who hit me, y-yeah. Board eraser got me right in the ch-chest, lady's got a m-mean throwing arm."

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #78 on: April 18, 2010, 11:02:04 AM »
>"And I just flipped out and attacked you, you say? You remember nothing else?"

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #79 on: April 18, 2010, 11:28:39 AM »
> "N-nothing else, I swear! Th-that look you had in your eyes, I th-thought you were g-going to tear me apart!"

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #80 on: April 18, 2010, 11:43:22 AM »
> "N-nothing else, I swear! Th-that look you had in your eyes, I th-thought you were g-going to tear me apart!"

>"I am almost as shocked by it as you are, as this is not a thing I would normally do. Shall we call a truce?"
>Presuming she agrees and doesn't seem dishonest about it, untie her, and give her something to drink. "So, what you you doing in this silly tournament thing, anyways?"

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #81 on: April 18, 2010, 03:12:44 PM »
> "O-Okay."
> She nods uneasily, and accepts the drink. Her teeth are still chattering a little.
> "T-The tournament? The winner is supposed to get something awesome!"
> The fairy makes a longing look.
> "I'd... like something awesome. I might even get a name and everything! Although I can't beat up anyone by myself... so I gotta train by joining the gang. That's our sign, see?"
> She points at the pattern on the back of her leather jacket. She seems to be calming down.
> "I haven't met our leader, but she's apparently the strongest of us all! I'd like to be as strong as her someday."
> She looks at you, speaking enthusiastically.
> "What about you, don't you want that something awesome? Like, you thought that immunity was boring and decided to go for it, right? 'Cause that's really cool."

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #82 on: April 18, 2010, 03:22:16 PM »
> "Did you just say your leader is the strongest of all of you...?"
> Facepalm due to the realization.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Fightest

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #83 on: April 18, 2010, 04:48:46 PM »
> "Yeah! Though the Great Fairy does all the heavy lifting, our leader calls her "Lew-wer-ten-ant," whatever that means."

COPIRIGHTO

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #84 on: April 18, 2010, 04:57:38 PM »
>"lieutenant?"
>Examine the jacket

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #85 on: April 18, 2010, 06:08:35 PM »
> "She says it different, but yeah. Dunno what it is, but it sounds important."
> The jacket is made of rough black leather, sized for a fairy. The most prominent feature is the pattern on the back - a set of six blue rhombi,   radiating in even intervals from the centre of the jacket's back. The rhombi are stretched along the radial axis.

theshirn

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #86 on: April 18, 2010, 06:11:41 PM »
> Scribble a 9 in the middle

[09:46] <theshim|work> there is nothing like working for a real estate company to make one contemplate arson

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #87 on: April 18, 2010, 07:22:10 PM »
> You draw a beautifully-proportioned 9 in the centre of the pattern in white ink. It seems to fit extremely well.

COPIRIGHTO

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #88 on: April 18, 2010, 08:09:11 PM »
>"That idiot!"
>"Uh...I guess I'll maky you my sidekick or something"

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #89 on: April 18, 2010, 08:34:17 PM »
> "Oh, um..."
> The fairy looks conflicted.
> "Don't get me wrong, you're really cool and everything, but I've got my gang to represent! I can't just leave them! Also I've made a few friends there, and I think they might be worried where I am."
> The fairy wriggles slightly against her bindings.
> "Um...I promise I won't attack you, or anything. Could you let me go, please?"