>"Now we shall all rise, we shall become the most superpowered awesome singing devilish attractive...Nemurihime "
2: You fail to do so. Your followers are disappointed in the failure (-1), but they still have hope for another day.
>Non-violently assert my power and kindness to everyone by attempting to telekinetically rip this storm to shreds and remove the instruments causing it.
4+1=5: You focus your mind on the Musical Thunderstorm (+1).
It must Roll to Dodge2: Sock telepathically rips portions of the Musical Thunderstorm apart. It's still there, but it won't last more than 3 turns at this rate! It's music becomes notably softer.
Flowey appears next to you.
"Howdy. I uh, noticed you don't seem to big on killing anyone, but saving them instead." There is a brief silence
"I've got somewhere to be, and I need to know if you're certain about this path." Reading his mind, you can tell that he's irritated, but also afraid. Afraid of you.
>electricity to the sky for EPIC ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO to win the crowd
>add +1 to the above
6+1=
7...
You gotta be kidding this is the second time I swear the RNG rigged the dice. You shoot electricity into the sky. It goes past the Musical Thunderstorm. Seconds after, a giant star hits you from above. The explosion triggers a large flash of light and a large screen of smoke. When it clears, you are revealed to be holding a guitar, made of pure electricity. There are huge amps behind you. You face the crowd and
begin to play... The crowd soon begins FLIPPING THE FKUC OUT.
The Idolists must Roll to Dodge!1: It's no use. It was over from the first note... Your music can be heard from the edges of the Great Hakurei Barrier. EVERYONE IN GENSOKYO knows of your music now. Failure McFail now has Followers in all of Gensokyo, not just the Arena.
>(Using my D8) Somehow find and equip The Ludovico Technique.
D8: 6: You find and equip not just the Ludivico Technique, but Spoon Bender as well. You now have a pinkish laser ring that homes in on anything close.
> *Shrug*
> Hide underground and build a casino.
5: You "meh" at the music. It's good, but you have different ideas. You build an underground casino and gain lots of cash from the followers playing there (+1). Now if only they would stop visiting the arena every so often to see Failure's performance...
>Impress the audience with my newly found air bending skills.
3: You try to win the audience with your air bending skills, but they're too enticed in Failure's performance. At least you weren't attacked for interrupting their viewing.
> Create 3rd head
5: You create a 3rd head. You're feelin' smarter too (+1).
>Attempt to extract as much information about the (former) Hell from the inhabitants.
6: You begin asking around for information. They're enjoying the music from above too much to care for secrets, and tell you everything they know about Former Hell. There was nothing really notable except for rumors of a flower appearing and disappearing near hell's furnace and the mind reading woman with a 3rd eye in the palace.
> Well, so much for grabbing attention. Find the nearest player and attempt to win their allegiance/trust/whatever.
3: Well, you don't manage to interest any of the other players, but you won't let something like that bring your spirits down.
>Spread bad rumours about DNAbc. Let's tell everyone that they once lost a game of chess to a tree. If 10000 people tell them that, then surely they'll believe it's true and lose faith. Then I can claim new followers!
1: You go among the crowd, telling multiple people that DNAbc lost against a tree. They start to believe you for a bit, until a few of your clones end up telling it to the same person multiple times. The crowd quickly catches onto your joke and get angered by it.
Mr. Jovial must Roll to Dodge!3: All of your clones manage to escape the angry audience, but they're really bummed out about this (-1).
>Conjure an energy shield around me that nullifies the effects of the oncoming storm.
2: You try to conjure a shield, but fail to do so and end up hurting your head (-1). Seems you aren't a Jedi just yet.
> Take out the musical thunderstorm with an attack supercharged with the power of a HOTBLOODED SHOUNEN PROTAGONIST.
2: You fly into the sky with your fist in front of you and shout "My Fist is The Fist That Shall Pierce The Heavens!!!" The Thunderstorm must Roll to Dodge!
2: You disappear into the Thundercloud. There's an explosion. The clouds begins to drift away slowly as it's music dies out.
The Musical Thunderstorm has been Destroyed! You fall from the skies onto the ground in a bloody, scarred heap (-1). You didn't die, but you're really exhausted.
>Ah, tea, the emblem of stoic relaxation, and the umbrella, mankind's protection against the elements..... SPELLCARD: RAGE AGAINST THE STORM! THE UMBRELLA SHALL PROTECT ALL!
5: You activate your spell card and summon a large umbrella above the arena. You're pretty sure you can keep this spell up for a while. (Umbrella: Guarding the Arena from aerial assaults for 2 turns.) The shade cools your tea down to a nice temperature too (+1).
>Storm Earth and Fire heeded my call. Now absorb all of it and let the sunshine in to shine bright on my stage
3+1=4: Your storm is gone, but you can still absorb the Earth and Fire. Upon seeing you again, your former Idolists manage to snatch their attention away from Failure's insane solo. They return to watching it, but now they look slightly upset and aren't cheering as loudly. It looks like they're resisting him as much as they can. PX regains their 2000 followers.
>Equip Razorblade Typhoon and laugh at Nazgul-Azazel for getting nerfed
3: You now have Razorblade Typhoon, but Nazgul/Azazel should be the one laughing at you, as you lack the mp to cast it.
Events:
The Musical Thunderstorm has been defeated.
qMyon's Umbrella spell card is protecting the Arena from aerial attacks for 2 turns.
Failure McFail has finished their solo. The crowd roars louder than ever before.
Audience Population: Unidentified Large Number/Gensokyo's population = Failure McFail's fans. 2000/4500 = PX's Idolist followers, whom are also fans of Failure. 2000/4500 = DNAbc's Idolist followers, whom are also big fans of Failure. 500/500 = Followers of Hating Hater whom have abandoned Idolism and live underground. They are big fans of Failure. 500/4500 = Kasu's hot blooded followers. They still believe in Idolism, but are now also big fans of Failure.
The witch heads up to PX. Witch: "Hey, were you the one that started that cloud?"
The other figure reaches the Arena. ?:"YUKARIIII!!!"
Yukari gaps back into the arena's sky.
What is it Reimu? I was enjoying pancakes."Reimu: "I warned you about bringing these types of people. They're too dangerous with the influence of the dice. That Thunderstorm would've spread to the rest of Gensokyo and caused an incident. And the amount of questions I'll get about that music. End this rig-"
"Oh don't worry Reimu, they'll stay within the Arena's borders, promise. You won't interfere if they do, right?"Reimu: "Fine."
"Thaank youu~. Oh, I'm also extending the borders of the Arena to the rest of Gensokyo, I'm sure you won't mind." The outer walls of the Arena dissipate into nothingness as Yukari Gaps away. Reimu floats at the spot with a blank expression.
Status:
DNAbc and their 4 Hoshii Miki's are piloting giant robots. Their 2000 super powered Idolist followers are requesting Failure to play an encore. They also have a -1.
An Unmatched Sock is talking to Flowey. He is wearing a Worn Bandage that extends the dying timer to 4 turns. He is telepathic and also, again, has a +1 to his next roll.
Failure McFail Face has a pure, electric guitar and 2 giant amps. The fans of his music are many, and no one in Gensokyo hasn't heard of his music.
Evil Nazgul/Azazel has the Tarot Card: The Fool, which brings him back to the Arena once. He also has a pinkish circle laser that homes in on anything close.
The Hating Hater is underground, running his casinos. The 500 civilians that populate his underground are big fans of Failure. He also has a +1 to his next roll.
The Old Guy is the Avatar and is still in possession of Chekhov's Gun.
Raikaria/Sekibanki now has 3 heads and a welcome hell t-shirt, as well as a +1 to their next roll.
Searinox/Maribel has loads of knowledge about Former Hell and is wearing a "Welcome Hell" t-shirt.
Patorikku has a giant red trident and a "Welcome Hell" t-shirt as a cape.
Mr.Jovial and his 9,999 clones are bummed out about failing to ruin DNAbc. They are all wearing "Welcome Hell" t-shirts and all have Invitations to hell. He has a -1 next roll.
Username has a lightsaber, but isn't a strong enough Jedi. He has a -1 to his next roll.
Kasu is lying in a beaten heap and has a -1. They're proud of defeating the Musical Thundercloud though.
qMyon is enjoying their tea and has a +1.
Px is being confronted by the Witch. Their 2000 followers enjoyed Failure's music, but stay true to Px and Idolism.
LaserTurtle has Razorblade Typhoon, but doesn't have enough mp to cast it. They also are wearing Lunar Pajamas that allow them to heal from dying at the cost of receiving a -1 next turn.
Miniking is extensively checking the previous posts for things he may have missed.
