Author Topic: I, LOLI - Cyborg Quest?! [Complete] (Read 40559 times)

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #30 on:** February 09, 2011, 05:19:55 AM »

Quote from: Purvissimo on February 09, 2011, 01:59:47 AM

Hmmm. Robot. Maid outfit. Red hair...

I like it!

Yes.

Sect · « **Reply #31 on:** February 09, 2011, 05:21:59 AM »

Quote from: Purvissimo on February 09, 2011, 01:59:47 AM

Hmmm. Robot. Maid outfit. Red hair...

I like it!

You know what... let's go with it.

But still put a swimsuit underneath it.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #32 on:** February 10, 2011, 12:19:56 AM »

APPAREL:
SANGO-MD PROTOTYPE
VIOLENT RED HAIR BRAND
DARK BROWN EYES, OPTICAL ENHANCEMENT FREE OF CHARGE

FINALISE PREPARATIONS? >y

INITIAL SETUP COMPLETE

NOW REBOOTING...

LOLI SYSTEM INITIATED
UNIT NAME: ROU-TAN
PROPERTY OF: RIKAKO ASAKURA

LOADING...

> You are Rou-tan, and for the first time in your existence you have opened your eyes. There is a wire in the back of your neck, connected to a nearby computer, and at its keyboard-
"Ah, you're already booted? Good, defragging your system helped out after all."
A woman with long purple hair mutters to you. You hear the sounds. You recognise them. This is the voice of your mistress, as programmed into your circuitry during your creation. She looks at you eagerly, expecting some sort of response.
What do you say?

Sect · « **Reply #33 on:** February 10, 2011, 12:23:16 AM »

> Hm... Fate/stay night? Sure.
> "Are you my master?"
> List available programs.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #34 on:** February 10, 2011, 12:54:01 AM »

>"Can you appreciate how precisely and articulately I am expressing my thoughts?"

Sect · « **Reply #35 on:** February 10, 2011, 02:34:10 AM »

What kind of personality are we going for? Emotionless automaton, or kawaii imouto-chan?

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #36 on:** February 10, 2011, 02:42:41 AM »

Yes!

I am imagining unintentional cuteness, meself. We'll see what happens.

But those up there are the ideal first words for anyone going from zero to full articulation.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #37 on:** February 10, 2011, 06:54:48 AM »

>Execute googly eyes program.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #38 on:** February 10, 2011, 11:40:09 PM »

Quote from: Purvissimo on February 10, 2011, 12:54:01 AM

>"Can you appreciate how precisely and articulately I am expressing my thoughts?"

> "Um...yes, certainly."
You hear Rikako mumbling to herself. Something about how she should've started you off on a smaller dictionary.

Quote from: Yumemi OkaZengar on February 10, 2011, 06:54:48 AM

>Execute googly eyes program.

> Your eyeballs are fantastically flexible, and you test this property immediately. You catch a brief look of yourself in a nearby mirror, both eyes squinted in. If you had an understanding of the concept of shame, you would be feeling it right now.

Quote from: Sect on February 10, 2011, 12:23:16 AM

> List available programs.

> loli.exe - Your main program, always running. Allows you to pick up and learn abilities from other people you meet and take them on as programs. [You may only have 3 of these Loli programs installed at any time - to take on a fourth, one must be overwritten.]
scan.bat - Detect a target's abilities. Required for use of loli.exe.
phwee.wav - An extra application along with the Sango-MD Prototype. Allows two-way communication with fish and other aquatic creatures.
?.exe - ACCESS DENIED
You have various minor programs besides these, such as googlyeyes.exe. You don't have a directory of them on hand, but you figure that if you test it and find out it's worth trying.

> Rikako helps you out of this booth, and leads you around what appears to be a large lab facility. Given the minerals you can detect in the nearby rock, you determine that it is underground. Occasionally a kappa researcher passes you, looking rather untrustworthy by human standards.
By your standards, though, they seem statistically uninteresting kappa. You are nonchalant as Rikako leads you through the corridors.
"How aware are you about yourself, Rou-tan?"

Sect · « **Reply #39 on:** February 10, 2011, 11:44:27 PM »

> Run Program: scan.bat on Target: Rikako Asakura.
> "There are programs that I am denied access to."

Kasu · « **Reply #40 on:** February 11, 2011, 12:53:25 AM »

> "I am aware that I am a mechanical construct with human features. That was what you were asking, correct?"

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #41 on:** February 11, 2011, 01:54:33 AM »

>"I think I am much less untrustworthy than her."
>Gesture at a random kappa.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #42 on:** February 11, 2011, 06:22:56 AM »

Quote from: Rou, You Can on February 10, 2011, 11:40:09 PM

scan.bat

>Execute bat.man

Third Eye Lem · « **Reply #43 on:** February 11, 2011, 09:08:19 AM »

> Scan for installed game programs. A loliborg's gotta entertain herself in her spare time, right? XP

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #44 on:** February 11, 2011, 09:11:06 AM »

>Add Quest: Install MAME.

Third Eye Lem · « **Reply #45 on:** February 11, 2011, 09:13:58 AM »

Quote from: Purvissimo on February 11, 2011, 09:11:06 AM

>Add Quest: Install MAME.

> Change that to "Install All Known Working Game Emulators".

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #46 on:** February 11, 2011, 02:39:39 PM »

Quote from: Purvissimo on February 11, 2011, 09:11:06 AM

>Add Quest: Install Shmupmame, 2-ALL Ketsui

Fix'd

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #47 on:** February 12, 2011, 12:38:08 AM »

Quote from: Sect on February 10, 2011, 11:44:27 PM

> Run Program: scan.bat on Target: Rikako Asakura.
> "There are programs that I am denied access to."

> WELCOME TO THE LOLI ENGINE DOWNLOAD SYSTEM.
REMINDER: YOU MAY ONLY DOWNLOAD ONE ABILITY FROM A GIVEN SUBJECT. MOST SUBJECTS ARE NOT REMARKABLE ENOUGH TO HAVE ABILITIES WORTH USING.

TARGET: ASAKURA, RIKAKO
ABILITIES:
GRUDGE [YOUKAI] - ATTACKS AGAINST YOUKAI DEAL EXTRA DAMAGE, BUT FRIENDLY OPTIONS ARE DISABLED.
MECHANICAL GENIUS - ALL REPAIR AND CONSTRUCTION TIMES ARE HALVED.

> Rikako nods at your complaint about access.
"Rou-tan, you have to understand that you're a volatile machine. I've removed some of your abilities for...your own safety. It wouldn't do good for you to find a self-destruct program, would it?"

Quote from: Purvissimo on February 11, 2011, 01:54:33 AM

>"I think I am much less untrustworthy than her."
>Gesture at a random kappa.

>The kappa you point at seems mildly insulted, glaring in your direction before moving on. Rikako shoots her an apologetic glance.

Quote from: Yumemi OkaZengar on February 11, 2011, 06:22:56 AM

>Execute bat.man

>"Holy processing unit, Batman!"
Your outburst stuns Rikako, and indeed everyone walking past. Rikako notes to disable that function later.

Quote from: Lem Gambino on February 11, 2011, 09:08:19 AM

> Scan for installed game programs. A loliborg's gotta entertain herself in her spare time, right? XP

> What is this thing you call a 'game'? Is it a weapon? Can it shoot things? If not, you are not interested.

Quote from: Kasunagi-no-Tsurugi on February 11, 2011, 12:53:25 AM

> "I am aware that I am a mechanical construct with human features. That was what you were asking, correct?"

> "Correct to an extent, but you are so much more than that. You are perhaps my greatest invention - a machine that can learn and absorb knowledge from living things. All without a hint of magical interference, too. The kappa told me it wasn't possible, but when they see you I can't wait to see the looks on their faces!"
Rikako grins. It is a twisted smile, but you do not grasp that.
"So? Show me what you can do."
Rikako hands you a few pieces of scrap metal.
"Make something out of these, and be quick about it."

Sect · « **Reply #48 on:** February 12, 2011, 12:43:40 AM »

> Download Ability: Mechanical Genius from Target: Rikako Asakura.
> Take the pieces of scrap metal and stare at them blankly.
> Obey the inscrutable exhortations of our CPU.

Kasu · « **Reply #49 on:** February 12, 2011, 01:38:44 AM »

> Turn the scrap metal into a mini statue of a nearby Kappa.

GuardianTempest · « **Reply #50 on:** February 12, 2011, 02:01:59 AM »

^
>Use the statue as an apology gift to the nearby Kappa.

Whatthe · « **Reply #51 on:** February 12, 2011, 03:26:52 AM »

^
> Unless the statue ends up looking ugly.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #52 on:** February 12, 2011, 03:41:48 AM »

>Succumb to unfathomable buildthirst

Third Eye Lem · « **Reply #53 on:** February 12, 2011, 04:50:30 AM »

> Make the scrap into a little flute and play a tune.

Whatthe · « **Reply #54 on:** February 12, 2011, 07:40:52 PM »

^
> No, wait, make it into an ocarina!

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #55 on:** February 12, 2011, 11:17:38 PM »

Quote from: Sect on February 12, 2011, 12:43:40 AM

> Download Ability: Mechanical Genius from Target: Rikako Asakura.

> LOLI ENGINE INITIATED
STUDYING TARGET...STUDAYING COMPLETE.
INSTALLING NEW UPGRADES...INSTALLATION COMPLETE.
ABILITY 'MECHANICAL GENIUS' ADDED TO PROGRAM LIST.

Quote from: Lem Gambino on February 12, 2011, 04:50:30 AM

> Make the scrap into a little flute and play a tune.

> You make a recorder-like contraption - messy, given your lack of decent materials, but just about functional. As if to test it, you blow a few notes through it. It doesn't work properly, but you cheat with your inbuilt MIDI-player.
"Excellent. All as I'd predicted."
Rikako takes the flute from you, smiling with that awkward grin again.
"Now, as much as I appreciate science for letting us experiment simply for the sake of knowledge, that was not my plan with you. You were created so that I could exact a vengeance on someone who's wronged me. Someone who, if they'd had their way, would've had me locked up in some dirty prison cell for all eternity."
Rikako grimaces as she recalls the event. It's unpleasant to watch, even for you.
"You will find this girl, and you will bring her to me - preferably alive, but I'm not particularly fussy about it. Do you understand?"

Pesco · « **Reply #56 on:** February 12, 2011, 11:19:37 PM »

> What does this girl look like?

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #57 on:** February 12, 2011, 11:34:34 PM »

Quote from: Inaba Tewi on February 12, 2011, 11:19:37 PM

> What does this girl look like?

> Rikako pulls out a piece of paper. The drawings scrawled upon it have been made frantically, and once or twice the pencil has pierced the paper through sheer anger. The figure is still identifiable, though - a girl with long silver hair, and a strange fin-like appendage poking out of her back.
"Her name is Sango Tororetsu. She's a youkai who lives in one of the lakes around the mountain..."
Rikako pauses for a moment, blinking slightly. She is suddenly aware that she's forgotten something.
"Ah, yes. I should tell you that at this moment we're in a cavern beneath the Mountain of Youkai. I assume you've figured out at least part of this already, but this should put your compass in check.
Anyway, as I was saying. Tororetsu is likely to be found in one of the lakes at the base of the mountain. I've given you upgrades specifically to be able to approach and capture her. She's not much of a challenge herself, but if she manages to run into a friend or two it's probably best to retreat."
Rikako mutters to herself - something along the lines of 'that goddamn raven'.
"So. Do you understand your mission, Rou-tan?"

before i get called out for this, you people are all to blame for choosing the water-based upgrades. =V

GuardianTempest · « **Reply #58 on:** February 12, 2011, 11:43:11 PM »

>"Understood....mother."
>Bid your creator a goodbye hug.
>Initiate Mission.
>Dive off into a provided pool that connects into an underwater shaft into an outside water-place.

EDIT: D'awww.....

Sect · « **Reply #59 on:** February 12, 2011, 11:43:59 PM »

Hey now, there were a lot of people who voted for the jetpack.

> Search database for information on Target: Tororetsu, Sango.
> Search for combat programs and subroutines.
> Search for deception programs and subroutines.

As far as I can tell, Rou-tan has no combat capabilities. So, I guess we're going to have to get Sango to follow her back or something? Could be amusing.

Also, I am assuming that picture with notes that you linked to is completely accurate.