Genso Monopoly (Sunday 22-05-2011)

[Hanged Hourai]

Derp, thanks.

[Stuffman]

(You receive card 18: Control Rod!)

☢ NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED ☢
Target the spot where Affinity is on the map above. With the range 4 AOE, that should waste Affinity and his two small plots, kill Purvis (and hopefully Kanako with him), and finally, destroy Dormio's Kappa Lab and all his properties on that strip.

As a bit of consolation that may save you some money: hey uh Rou are you sure you did your math right, because for what they paid it looks like Purvis just bought a rank 25 property and Affinity just bought a rank 36 one. (Yes I am tracking this information)

To finish up, I move 1d6. No Reimu spoiling the moment :ohdear:

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

and finally, destroy Dormio's Kappa Lab and all his properties on that strip.

...FFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Pesco]

I'll check the figures when i get home. That's one aggressive nuke you're doing. I like it :V

[Hello Purvis]

Let's use that Tewi dice to get out of range, instead. If that don't do it, we'll go for a 2d6 and hope for the best.

[Affinity]

Being last really hurts, I find...

*Contemplates on how to artful Stuffman with two weeks time*

[Pesco]

You have to tell me how many steps you're taking with Tewi dice.

[Hello Purvis]

Far enough to get me out of range and not jank myself in some other manner.

I'd be more specific, but damned if I know what most of those icons are. =[

[Pesco]

The nuke's aoe is as follows:
4 3 2 1 2 3 4
1 being the target point.

It'll be 2d6 for you if you don't specify how far Tewi dice takes you.

[Hello Purvis]

Five'll do.

Is there a summary of those icons somewhere that I missed?

[Pesco]

Purvis
Stuffman's cackling about his newly acquired weapon is audible from the other side of the land. Purv absconds from the glowing spot where the nuke is pointing at. Tewi's guiding takes him out of the danger zone and onto a stash of cards. A sign says 'Take one only, Yukari is watching you'. 9. Artful Sacrifice get!

Dormio
Roll 1d6 = 2
Dormio happens upon a stash of Eirin's shady sleeping gas. In keeping with good hazardous materials handling, a counter to the sleeping gas is in there too. Dormio taes this for himself and spreads the sleeping gas to everyone else. All other players are Sleeping for 3 turns. You don't move, use cards, collect money, pay money or trigger whatever else the space can do.

Stuffman
ZzzzZzzzZzzz

Affinity
"A sleeping man gathers no misfortune", Hina says to herself as she leaves.
ZzzzZzzzZzzz

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Affinity
Cash	275'203	201'950	85'400	267'868
Bank	26'700	184'000	341'780	169'450
Faith	10	80	100	10
Cards	Tewi dice My Twuck! Sending Spirits Swap body Artful Sacrifice	SDM	Kappa SDM Control rod	Kappa SDM Moriya Tewi dice Ruukoto Sending of the Spirits Artful Sacrifice
Status	Broom Sleep (23-12)	Broom	Broom Sleep (22-12)	Nice boat Sleep (22-12)

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[Hello Purvis]

Sleep, dream of sweet revenge...wait, do we owe anyone revenge? Dream of preemptive revenge.

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

Why do I get the feeling that as soon as everyone else wakes up and Stuffman nukes somewhere, I'm going to be in the radius?
Roll 1d6.
Sell all of my shares in Yakumo Logistics.

[Hanged Hourai]

Pesco, did you move Dormio a space further than he should've? He just landed on the event right?

Also, did you make him face the wrong way? He just came from down there.

[Pesco]

Pesco, did you move Dormio a space further than he should've? He just landed on the event right?

Also, did you make him face the wrong way? He just came from down there.

I forgot to change his direction and moved him too far. So fix it and do the updates.

[FinnKaenbyou]

Purvis
You dream about a world where Okuu is a repair woman. You will likely draw inspiration from this whenever you wake up.

Dormio
Your lucky ingenious activity in the stock market has returned dividends!
1d6=3
After your reputation as a highly respected stock broker hits the papers, you find yourself approached by a group of oni who want to help you in your construction work. They're no more than a foot tall each, but they've got heart, and that's all that really matters.
(You receive card 14. Mini-Suika Team!)

Stuffman
You dream of the nights you spent in Eirin's lab. Anyone nearby can hear you mumbling to yourself 'no, please, not the suppository again!'

Affinity
You dream of being a Stage 2 boss - powerful and charismatic enough to be remembered and liked by a considerable portion of the fanbase. Perhaps it would be better if you stayed asleep.

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Affinity
Cash	275'203	201'950	85'400	267'868
Bank	26'700	355'000	341'780	169'450
Faith	10	80	100	260
Cards	Tewi dice My Twuck! Sending Spirits Swap body Artful Sacrifice	SDM Mini-Suika Team	Kappa SDM Control rod	Kappa SDM Moriya Tewi dice Ruukoto Sending of the Spirits Artful Sacrifice
Status	Broom Sleep (23-12)	Broom	Broom Sleep (22-12)	Nice boat Sleep (22-12)

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It is now Monday 21st. Just two years until the Mayan apocalypse!

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

Roll 1d6. Buy property if I land on some.
I'm getting the urge to buy some YuyuCow shares, oh well.
Let's just take it easy since everyone else is, too.

[FinnKaenbyou]

Purvis
You dream of Friend Computer. You feel happy, but secretly you are mildly concerned for your safety.

Dormio
1d6 = 6
Another day, another big plot for you!

Stuffman
You dream of an artist getting lost in the mountains. Potential...?

Affinity
You dream of Mafia. You are scum. You decide that you will bus your buddy as hard as physically possible without telling him. It works!

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Affinity
Cash	275'203	196'950	85'400	267'868
Bank	26'700	355'000	341'780	169'450
Faith	10	80	100	260
Cards	Tewi dice My Twuck! Sending Spirits Swap body Artful Sacrifice	SDM Mini-Suika Team	Kappa SDM Control rod	Kappa SDM Moriya Tewi dice Ruukoto Sending of the Spirits Artful Sacrifice
Status	Broom Sleep (23-12)	Broom	Broom Sleep (22-12)	Nice boat Sleep (22-12)

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It is now Tuesday 22nd. Not that most of you are aware of this, being asleep and all, but I'm sure Dormio cares what day it is at least.

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

I'm getting dangerously close to the nuke zone...
Roll 2d6, let's see if I can somehow pass it.
Also, now is the time to buy 500 shares in YuyuCow.

[Stuffman]

Actually that makes three turns of sleep for me and Affinity, so we can move this turn, right?

[Hanged Hourai]

From my understanding, the date is the last day the status has an effect on the player.

[Stuffman]

We've been asleep for three turns, so if that's the case, the date is an error. It should've said 21-12. :V

Alright, I am going to target the space Affinity is currently standing on with Control Rod. Going for property damage here, though chances are high I'll hit Affinity and Dormio too. (Sorry Affinity, I'd actually rather hold onto the Rod to use for later, but I don't have a choice because one of you jerks will certainly steal it if I do.)

Also, I will buy ALL of the remaining Mikoburger stocks. ALL of them. Then I will introduce the delicious Miko Rib Sandwich (not made of real miko). It comes in a sarashi wrapper.

Finally, moving 1d6 as intended before.

[Affinity]

You dream of Mafia. You are scum. You decide that you will bus your buddy as hard as physically possible without telling him. It works!

This is why Shizuha has the power to control the turning of the leaves.

Alright, I am going to target the space Affinity is currently standing on with Control Rod.

My faith shall save me from these unfathomable, impenetrable darknesses.

[Hanged Hourai]

Purvis
You have sweet dreams involving Z-Machines everywhere.

Dormio
2d6 = 8
You buy some Yuyu Co. stocks.
Another plot for you, but it seems kinda not worth it since you've walked into the firing range.

Stuffman
Your tank shoots a miniature sun right at Affinity. Somewhere, Letty is laughing. The blast destroys all plots within 4 squares and makes them neutral and unclaimed. Affinity gets sent to Eirin's to get patched up. Dormio was in the blast zone too and gets sent as well.

1d6=2. You buy a nice little plot. You land on Purvis's but don't pay anything.
And you now have a monopoly on burgers. Congrats.

Affinity
You wake up from your Day 1 No-Lynch nightmare to find you've been sun'd. Have fun in Eirin's for 7 days.

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How did Orin Survive that?....

Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Affinity
Cash	275'203	196'150	85'400	267'868
Bank	26'700	141'350	57'100	169'450
Faith	10	80	100	260
Cards	Tewi dice My Twuck! Sending Spirits Swap body Artful Sacrifice	SDM Mini-Suika Team	Kappa SDM	Kappa SDM Moriya Tewi dice Ruukoto Sending of the Spirits Artful Sacrifice
Status	Broom	Broom Eirin's (30-12)	Broom	Nice boat Eirin's (30-12)

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It is now Wednesday 23. I believe Purvis can move now.

Notes to next person:
Stuffman is on Purvis big plot under shop. Get rid of plot beneath Reimu.

[Hanged Hourai]

Now feel free to poke holes in what I did wrong because I suck at being a book keeper.
 :fail:

[Stuffman]

Now feel free to poke holes in what I did wrong because I suck at being a book keeper.

Sure. :V
- Dormio appears to have spent 1500 on that property, it should've been a multiple of 200.
- I should be at the tail end of Purvis's big plot there, you seem to have moved me from the place Pesco put me accidentally when I was asleep. And man that still leaves me dangerously likely to land on Reimu, here's hoping she goes easy on me for investing in her fast food business :|
- Affinity's plot east of Orin should've been in the blast zone.

Roll 2d6.

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

Dammit, didn't go far enough.
I shall have my revenge.

[Stuffman]

Revenge? There's no need for revenge! Remember, this is balance! Equalization! This wouldn't have happened if I wasn't cruelly slain by Yuyuko and forced to miss the only phase of the game where it's easy to get property! You guys are simply receiving the misfortune that you are sorely due!

Don't worry Purvis, I'll get around to making sure things are balanced for you too! :]

[Hanged Hourai]

- Dormio appears to have spent 1500 on that property, it should've been a multiple of 200.
- I should be at the tail end of Purvis's big plot there, you seem to have moved me from the place Pesco put me accidentally when I was asleep. And man that still leaves me dangerously likely to land on Reimu, here's hoping she goes easy on me for investing in her fast food business :|
- Affinity's plot east of Orin should've been in the blast zone.

1.Fixed
2. Which square?
3. I suck.

[Stuffman]

Just below the shop. (At least, I think that icon is the shop)

The spot I was last on before this turn was the free card square.