Author Topic: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town! (Read 37192 times)

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #90 on:** August 23, 2009, 05:57:54 PM »

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 05:18:28 PM

Anyway the acid problem is gone but I have almost no organs left, what to do?

Have you considered a career as a mannequin?

Rikter · « **Reply #91 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:02:09 PM »

Why do you think i'm eating glue in my sleep? You look far more shifty than the first doctor.

Pako · « **Reply #92 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:04:52 PM »

Now that my acid problem is out of the way, I have one more question.

Why is my left eye crimson red?

Gpop · « **Reply #93 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:05:21 PM »

I think I'm addicted to the smell of household products. And gasoline.

Help Dr. Purvis?

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #94 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:10:21 PM »

Quote from: Rikter on August 23, 2009, 06:02:09 PM

Why do you think i'm eating glue in my sleep? You look far more shifty than the first doctor.

There was an alternative sticky substance you may have been eating, but I didn't feel it was...family-friendly to refer to it.

On a highly-related note:

Quote from: Koishi Gpomeiji on August 23, 2009, 06:05:21 PM

I think I'm addicted to the smell of household products. And gasoline.

You must fight this addiction by going cold turkey. Lock yourself out of the house for a week.

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 06:04:52 PM

Now that my acid problem is out of the way, I have one more question.

Why is my left eye crimson red?

Ah, so that's where it went. Sorry, but Satori mislaid her third eye a while back and it looks like it somehow ended up in you. I'm going to have to take that back.

Pako · « **Reply #95 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:17:41 PM »

Quote from: Roukanken on August 23, 2009, 06:10:21 PM

Why is my left eye crimson red?
Ah, so that's where it went. Sorry, but Satori mislaid her third eye a while back and it looks like it somehow ended up in you. I'm going to have to take that back.

DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME.

plz, I want to have mind reading skills ;_;

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #96 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:21:03 PM »

It sounds fun when you get it to start with, but wait until you start walking past creepy guys in the street and hearing their screwed up thoughts running through your head. Wait until your friends start worrying about being with you because nothing is a secret to you. Wait until you realise that you don't know how to turn it off.

That's when you'll pull a Koishi and leave yourself half-blind. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Pako · « **Reply #97 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:23:44 PM »

But if I close my eye I will have the power of the subconscious!

Gpop · « **Reply #98 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:36:45 PM »

* Gpop removes Pako's third eye.

It's for your own good. Btw, Satori is bleeding to death with her missing third eye, so I'm here to save her.

Pako · « **Reply #99 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:38:04 PM »

Ouch that hurts, now I am bleeding to death. Help please.

Gpop · « **Reply #100 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:38:45 PM »

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 06:38:04 PM

Ouch that hurts, now I am bleeding to death. Help please.

Your life is not as important as theirs.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #101 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:39:39 PM »

Looks like you two are going to have to share that eye. Have fun being stuck tied to Satori for the rest of your life.

Pako · « **Reply #102 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:40:52 PM »

Quote from: Roukanken on August 23, 2009, 06:39:39 PM

Looks like you two are going to have to share that eye. Have fun being stuck tied to Satori for the rest of your life.

I have no problem with that! She is my favourite character.

Quote from: Koishi Gpomeiji on August 23, 2009, 06:38:45 PM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 06:38:04 PM
Ouch that hurts, now I am bleeding to death. Help please.

Your life is not as important as theirs.

;_;

Gpop · « **Reply #103 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:42:46 PM »

Quote from: Roukanken on August 23, 2009, 06:39:39 PM

Looks like you two are going to have to share that eye. Have fun being stuck tied to Satori for the rest of your life.

Except thanks to Pako she's confined herself into the palace and won't let anyone else in.

I'm lucky enough to get in through Koishi.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #104 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:45:51 PM »

*gives the eye to Gpop*

For the greater good.

Gpop · « **Reply #105 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:46:45 PM »

Quote from: Roukanken on August 23, 2009, 06:45:51 PM

*gives the eye to Gpop*

For the greater good.

Now I have 4 eyes?

Pako · « **Reply #106 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:47:41 PM »

Please, someone stop the bleeding. ouch it hurts.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #107 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:48:11 PM »

I was hoping you'd get it to Satori. >_>

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 06:47:41 PM

Please, someone stop the bleeding. ouch it hurts.

Have a band-aid.

Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch · « **Reply #108 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:49:12 PM »

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 06:47:41 PM

Please, someone stop the bleeding. ouch it hurts.

*stops the bleeding*

anyhow, anyone have any ideas on how to increase the musculatur of one's pingas?

Gpop · « **Reply #109 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:49:19 PM »

Quote from: Roukanken on August 23, 2009, 06:48:11 PM

I was hoping you'd get it to Satori. >_>

I thought I already did...

Pako · « **Reply #110 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:49:53 PM »

The world truly is a better place with doctors around.

Why are my ears, nose and eyes suddenly bleeding?

Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch · « **Reply #111 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:52:14 PM »

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 06:49:53 PM

The world truly is a better place with doctors around.

Why are my ears, nose and eyes suddenly bleeding?

Your face was just ripped off by the sheer awesomeness of Dethklok and Mastodon together, dude!

Moerin · « **Reply #112 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:53:35 PM »

Quote from: エッチ =スケッチ on August 23, 2009, 06:49:12 PM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 06:47:41 PM
Please, someone stop the bleeding. ouch it hurts.

*stops the bleeding*

anyhow, anyone have any ideas on how to increase the musculatur of one's pingas?

Castration. Castration cures everything~

Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch · « **Reply #113 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:56:23 PM »

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 23, 2009, 06:53:35 PM

Quote from: エッチ =スケッチ on August 23, 2009, 06:49:12 PM
Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 06:47:41 PM
Please, someone stop the bleeding. ouch it hurts.

*stops the bleeding*

anyhow, anyone have any ideas on how to increase the musculatur of one's pingas?

Castration. Castration cures everything~

..........that seems very pai-- wait how do you know that it works anyways?

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helvetica · « **Reply #114 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:57:03 PM »

Why do I have the feeling Theorist is into the kind of yaoi where one guy gets his balls ripped off while getting 8 inches of meat in the rear.