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~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => Topic started by: Hello Purvis on August 23, 2009, 05:51:44 AM

Title: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 23, 2009, 05:51:44 AM

(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/4849/1244264998750.jpg)

WALK-INS TAKEN!
_{I do not accept barters.}

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png)
Come on in, and tell me what the problem is.

THIS THREAD CLINIC HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN BY THE GENSOKYO HEALTH BOARD FOR EXPERIMENTS ON ANIMALS HUMANS

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on August 23, 2009, 05:53:02 AM

I have the sudden urge of stealing your crown.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 05:53:11 AM

i dropped my cup

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 05:54:41 AM

Purvis, the inner muscles of my left leg hurt, what do I have to do?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Slowpoke on August 23, 2009, 05:55:19 AM

Buzz off, this is my stand.

(http://i28.tinypic.com/2a5ayao.png)

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: E-Nazrin on August 23, 2009, 05:58:17 AM

Are red flowers spicy?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 06:04:25 AM

THIS THREAD CLINICH HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN BY THE GENSOKYO HEALTH BOARD FOR EXPERIMENTS ON ANIMALS HUMANS

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: E-Nazrin on August 23, 2009, 06:06:48 AM

man tso you're not even trying =(

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Post by: Slowpoke on August 23, 2009, 06:07:18 AM

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 06:04:25 AM

THIS THREAD CLINICH HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN BY THE GENSOKYO HEALTH BOARD FOR EXPERIMENTS ON ANIMALS HUMANS

escapes in a helicopter

I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME GADGET

NEXT TIME

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 06:07:55 AM

E-Mouse: it's my day off be quiet

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: E-Nazrin on August 23, 2009, 06:10:06 AM

/me trashes TSO's couch

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 06:11:53 AM

bring the house down E-mouse

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 23, 2009, 06:14:49 AM

Quote from: Hizengar Byakuren on August 23, 2009, 05:53:02 AM

I have the sudden urge of stealing your crown.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png)Take two and call me in the morning. I'll send you my bill.

(http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/4084/propcyanidebottlebystev.jpg)

Your Horoscope is: RULE # 99 : For length in # of feet or meters for a tank or a battleship, use L = 10^(C2 / 10), C2 @ DP. If you wish to use PL rather than DP for C2, use RULE # 7, giving a length L = 10^(C2 / 30) in # of ft. or m.

Quote from: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 05:53:11 AM

i dropped my cup

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) You need personal gravity testing. Please grab onto a doorframe, hold onto it tightly and pull yourself up. Then after ten seconds, lift up a finger. Repeat every ten seconds, and report the results.

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 05:54:41 AM

Purvis, the inner muscles of my left leg hurt, what do I have to do?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png): You have mumps. Get out of here before you get the others' sick. I'll send you my bill.

Your Horoscope is: RULE # 9 : % of light speed @ C2 PL = [(2*(C2/100))^2]. So, @ 350 C2 PL, depending on size & mass of spaceship, percentage = 49% of light speed velocity, where C2 PL = C0 for velocity less than light speed = [X*[C2*C3]] @ C3 PL, which means between {[23^LOG10(23)]^2} @ C3 PL = (71.5^2) = 5,112 C3 PL & upper lower limit of 20,448 C3 PL, but 139 C2 PL = 39,130 C3 PL by 139^LOG10(139) = 39,130 C3 PL, where X = LOG10(Y), where Y = % of light speed, both @ PL, where C3 = material strength. For optimum, you?d want to use 70.71 C2 velocity & 70.71 C3. Here, 70.71 C2 velocity <in this equation> = between @ (10^4.15) mph by RULE # 155 & @ (10^5.814) mph by RULE # 178. And, 70.71 C3 = properties of titanium & iron. But, note that 60 C2 material strength IN NOTATION OF MULTIVERSER RPG = 5@10{(5*10+10 = 50+10), @ C2 PL} material strength if it has a material strength @ 1,451 by 60^LOG10(60), WHERE MATERIAL STRENGTH < X@Y > IN MULTIVERSER RPG & THAT MY RPG HYBRID ARE COINCIDENTALLY SIMILAR WITH SIMILAR ERROR ESTIMATES, BUT < IN MY OPINION > MULTIVERSER MIXES UP THE POINT DISTRIBUTION OF C3 & C2, JUST AS MOST OTHER RPGS, ALSO, MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE, INCLUDING HERO & ?86 MU TSR RPG. But, note that the UNCERTAINTY of iron @ 4@9= 49.28 C3 PL which = 20 C2 material strength which tells that the material strength x@y or @ [10*x + y] is NOT uniform for MS, as well as average stat of 1@6or [10*1+6] for adult human males which depends on many factors such as race & country of origin, since what may be average in one country may not be average in another country for set of humans. At extreme values, the notation x@yor [10*x + y] is @ C2, but @ human levels x@yis at C3. So, the time traveling spaceship & its male captain < trying to trick time into bringing his wife back from the dead which reminded me of the MU Elders challenging Mistress Death, but getting back to the captain > that challenged Jameway & her starship Voyager would be @ (2/3) C1 DP that of Jameway, or @ same power rating as the BORG Queen @ (2/3) C1 DP that of Jameway, putting her 90 to 93 DP by [(1.5)*(60 or 62)]. Look @ RULE # 10, & # 30.

Quote from: Slowpoke on August 23, 2009, 05:55:19 AM

Buzz off, this is my stand.

(http://i28.tinypic.com/2a5ayao.png)

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) I can't cure old age.

Your horoscope is: RULE # 114 : To create a cyborg like the ?80s sci-fi character ?The 6 Million $ Man?, his C2 DP = [[[LOG10(COST, $)] ? 1 ]^2] = [(6.778 ? 1)^2] = 5.778^2 = 33.387. It?s that simple ! So, his C2 DP of ?The 6 Million $ Man? would be @ 33.387 C2 DP = 209.551 C3 DP by 33.387^LOG10(33.387) = 209.551. This is such a brilliant equation ! If you reduce COST to $1 million to create a cyborg, his C2 DP = 25 = 90 C3 DP by 25^LOG10(25) = 90 C3 DP life-force level @ Conan played by Arnold Swarznegor in the movie, ?Conan?. And, when COST is reduced to $100 K or $100,000 to create a cyborg, his C2 DP = 16 = 28.178 C3 DP by 16^LOG10(16) = 28.178 or default psyche or life-force which is about that of Wesley Snipes @ 16 C2 DP. You can apply this equation to the MU character ?Death?s Head?, assuming it cost $100 million to create the cyborg mutant,Death?s Head, giving it a C2 DP of 49 by this : [(8-1)^2], where its controlling scientists & engineers that control it would be put @ 49 C1 default psyche = 719 C2 DP by 49^LOG10(49) = 719, meaning the 49 C2 to 49 C1 ratio = same as in FF, meaning if ?Death?s Head? is @ a 49 C2 DP which would give it an STR of 108.466 by [49*((49/10)^(1/2))] = [49*2.214] = 108.466 STR @ 49 C2 default psyche, then the guys or/and gals moving him to a different timeline would be @ 64 C1 DP, which is same ration as if the Human Torch were @ 49 C2 DP, before he had nova power(s), then Reed Richards of F.F. would be @ 49 C1 DP. But, after the Human Torch got his nova power(s), boosting his C2 DP to 64, then Reed Richards C1 DP would be @ 64, which is what Mr. Fantastic would need a minimum of 64 C1 DP for to time or/and dimensional travel @ [(64/10)^2] % = 40.96 % accuracy for human-size object(s). But, I doubt that its boss(es) are @ that high a DP level, and more like a multiple facor of its 49 C2 DP by some factor @ 2 or more. But, it?s, also, possible that ?Death?s Head? is NOT really time or/and dimension(ally) traveling, but teleporting, with help of its boss(es), and not really teleporting but simulating teleportation by converting it to energy form, sort of like the character ?White Lighter? @ 98 @ C2 DP in tv series ?Charmed?, about the 3 witches battling the ?Source? @ 147 C2 DP, and moving ?Death?s Head? to different location on a future MU earth, rather than to a different timeline or/and dimension, and reconstructing the body back to matter, where then its controlling scientists & engineers would get a 2x C2 DP that of ?Death?s Head?, meaning if COST for to create the mutant cyborg, ?Death?s Head?, was @ 100 million $, then ?Death?s Head? would be @ [(8-1)^2] = 49 C2 DP, and its controlling scientists & engineers would be @ (2x 49) C2 DP = 98 C2 DP or default psyche for the guys controlling it. But, assuming the frequency of this is often, the its scientists & engineers would get a (3x 49) C2 DP = 147 C2 DP @ X = 49,804 C3 default psyche or DP by 147^LOG10(147) = 49,804. But, % that movement is closer to teleportation, increases according to the following equation : [1 ? 1/(X)], where X = factor of 2 or more, where if you use X = 2 to get a 50% accuracy & magnitude that it?s teleportation for ?Death?s Head? by its boss(es) @ hidden secret control center, where they or its boss(es) would be @ 2x (49) = 98 C2 DP @ X = 2 for 50% accuracy for teleportation, sort of like in the sci-fi Star Trek, where they beam down to the surface of the planet & beam back on board their spaceship.

Quote from: M5-Nazrin on August 23, 2009, 05:58:17 AM

Are red flowers spicy?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Do not take Red Flowers without the expressed permission of your doctor or physician. They are more tart. I'll send you my bill.

Your horoscope is: RULE # 163 : This is not really a rule, but about how history of this rpg @ the very early initial stages of this rpg a decade ago, when this rpg had NO name & wasn?t called Hybrid, and there were no rules, except the IQ equation based on average psyche, but this IQ equation was faulty, and has been improving in accuracy every since, but this is following chart on the evolution & progression of my equation for IQ : starting 1990, the initial starting equation : 1st) IQ = 10*C3 : this is an INCORRECT equation; starting 1995, CHANGED 1stversion TO 2nd) IQ = 10*C2, which relied heavily on COM or [difference between COM & psyche] : wrong, not as accurate as the 3rd or next equation, but much more accurate than the 1st ; & finally, the current version, starting 2000, CHANGED TO : 3rd) IQ = 10*C1, which is most accurate & correct IQ equation. My rpg gives material strength for iron @ [C3] C0 = @ 368.635 C3 C0; concrete = 152 C0; cement = 49 C0; & leather @ 10 C0. To get life points for these substances in Synnibarr, take C4 PL for each of?em.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on August 23, 2009, 06:16:55 AM

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 06:04:25 AM

THIS THREAD CLINICH HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN BY THE GENSOKYO HEALTH BOARD FOR EXPERIMENTS ON ANIMALS HUMANS

I shall CLEAVE
SO HARD

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Easy Mode on August 23, 2009, 06:21:30 AM

is it gas or aids

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: E-Nazrin on August 23, 2009, 06:22:09 AM

Is your bill more like a duck's or a platypus?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 06:24:08 AM

Quote from: Dr. Purjewry M.F.D. on August 23, 2009, 06:14:49 AM

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) You need personal gravity testing. Please grab onto a doorframe, hold onto it tightly and pull yourself up. Then after ten seconds, lift up a finger. Repeat every ten seconds, and report the results.

i floated

a dog appeared in the room on the last try

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pesco on August 23, 2009, 06:29:30 AM

My map still looks lame. The palace complex is pretty much just a temple and shrine.

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Post by: Hello Purvis on August 23, 2009, 06:46:10 AM

Quote from: Murasa Mode on August 23, 2009, 06:21:30 AM

is it gas or aids

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Would you know the difference if I told you? Anyways, it's actually Mad Hatters Disease. Please return tomorrow for electroshock therapy. I'll sent you my bill.

Your horoscope is: RULE # 193 : Sodomy : improper sex, including between 2 consentingadults, including between heterosexual couple(s), including between a guy & his girlfriend or/and his wife, illegal in state of Louisiana.

Quote from: M5-Nazrin on August 23, 2009, 06:22:09 AM

Is your bill more like a duck's or a platypus?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Kingfisher. I'll append this to your bill.

Quote from: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 06:24:08 AM

i floated

a dog appeared in the room on the last try

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) You have an infection in your swim bladder. Go easy on grains for the next three days, and watch your mercury intake. I'll send you my bill.

Your Horoscope is: RULE # 42 : C2 TL power level = ((Year, AD > 1900 & < 1981) -1900). So, a 1920 tank would be @ 20 C2 technology level power level or TL PL. TL default psyche (DP) = [PL / 2], @ between human & LLM : genius. 80 C2 TL be @ most advanced technology or research paper done in 1980, since maximum current TL @ 8 = 24 C1 = 80.349 C2. Another way of looking @ this is by C1 = ((Year, AD > 1000 & less than 3,000) / 100) @ C1. So, most advanced TL @ Year 2000 AD be @ 20 C1 = 49.28 C2 that of 1949.28, approximately : close enough but not very exact. But, the most advanced modern US tank is @ 40.5 C2 PL.

Quote from: Pesco on August 23, 2009, 06:29:30 AM

My map still looks lame. The palace complex is pretty much just a temple and shrine.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Add PatchCon sprites and use the background of Stage 3 from Mountain of Faith. Optionally, add a Mu Embassy. I'll send you my bill.

Your Horoscope is: RULE # 194 : Just like C3 = C2^LOG10(C2), for super strong (NON-mutant) man/men @ greater than 10 C2 DP, if you assign length of biceps inches to C2 & length of chest in inches to C3, then 20 inches of biceps = 49.28 inches of chest by C3 = [20^LOG10(20)] @ 20 C2 DP = 49.28 C3 DP. But, for animals & monsters, length of # inches for chest = [{C2^LOG10(C2)}/ N], where N = for Nd6 damage capability, where length in inches for biceps for C2. So, using 1st option, a black or African American man having 49 points in STRONG MAN OLYMPIC CONTEST would be @ 49 C3 DP for 49 ? or inches of circumference for chest & 20 ? or inches of circumference for biceps. So, the ratio for aquatic & snake-like monsters is 1:9:81(?) for biceps: chest: length of entire body of organism. Maximum length of organism in # of ft. = [C2^LOG10(C2)] @ 1d6 damage.If a 40 ft. long T-rex can inflict 1.5d6 damage, you?d give it an [1.5*40] = 60 C3 DP, but a sci-fi version of a T-rex @ length of 60 ft. @ 2d6, like in the movie Jurassic Park, would be @ [2*60] = 120 C3 DP, 60 points more than the realistic version, since the one in movie was [60-40] = 20 ft. extra big & bionic, with [120-60] = 60 extra C3 DP points.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 06:57:22 AM

My Artemis FCS on my Stalker will not maintain lock when I switch to my LRM rack.  Any way to correct this?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 06:58:48 AM

Quote from: Dr. Purjewry M.F.D. on August 23, 2009, 06:46:10 AM

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) You have an infection in your swim bladder. Go easy on grains for the next three days, and watch your mercury intake. I'll send you my bill.

thanks doc!

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Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 06:59:07 AM

I want to ressurect mine dog, can you tell me how?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Easy Mode on August 23, 2009, 07:00:15 AM

Why was FFIX so unloved? God damn that is a good game.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 23, 2009, 07:11:34 AM

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 06:57:22 AM

My Artemis FCS on my Stalker will not maintain lock when I switch to my LRM rack.  Any way to correct this?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Which Model of Artemis FCS are you using?

Quote from: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 06:58:48 AM

thanks doc!

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Try not to get stuck in any beer cartilage, either.

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 06:59:07 AM

I want to ressurect mine dog, can you tell me how?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) For resurrections, you want to go to the Haitian Branch. The good news is, they literally eat dirt there, so it should not be hard to convince them to do this. Do beware, creatures that come back from the dead tend to have forgone all socializing and public mores, having learned such things are ephemeral and sometimes obstacles to a simple way of living, so do be ready to re-house train him. I'll append this to your bill.

Quote from: Murasa Mode on August 23, 2009, 07:00:15 AM

Why was FFIX so unloved? God damn that is a good game.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) In part, the character models threw some people off; we had gotten used to Final Fantasy doing its best to make highly realistic models, and FFIX's were anythign but. I would also suggest they may have missed the charm of the older sprites they were wanting to recreate, too. Also, I would argue the US treatment of Necron, via removing notes on what he was, soured the experience. Largely, though, I would say that FFX, though an inferior game in my opinion, overshadowed it by being a near launch title for PS2. I'll send you my bill.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 07:14:47 AM

I had my awesome coffee recipe: 2/3 milk with 6 sugar cubes,  a couple of minutes ago.
And now the pain in my leg disappeared, Have I discovered a new medicine?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Easy Mode on August 23, 2009, 07:19:05 AM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 07:14:47 AM

6 sugar cubes

lol no just diabetes

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 23, 2009, 07:20:04 AM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 07:14:47 AM

I had my awesome coffee recipe: 2/3 milk with 6 sugar cubes,  a couple of minutes ago.
And now the pain in my leg disappeared, Have I discovered a new medicine?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Not quite. What you have done is overridden the pain in your leg with a greater pain elsewhere. In this case, it will be in your hypothalamus shorty. I would suggest some advil for when it hits, and a good nap. If the pain persists after the nap, consider taking a hammer to the back of your thigh. I'll append this to your bill.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Apotheosis on August 23, 2009, 07:22:04 AM

Doctor, doctor, gimme the news!

I got a bad case of lovin' you!

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 07:22:14 AM

How much do I actually have to pay you know?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: E-Nazrin on August 23, 2009, 07:23:08 AM

Would it be just or right to demand Mode post pictures of herself crossdressing?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 07:27:10 AM

i can't seem to find out where my Jibablocha gland is. how can i tell if it has cancer?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 23, 2009, 07:31:46 AM

Quote from: Apotheosis on August 23, 2009, 07:22:04 AM

Doctor, doctor, gimme the news!

I got a bad case of lovin' you!

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) I have no pills for this. Perhaps a cold shower? I'll send you my bill.

Your Horoscope is: RULE # 70 : A male student @ 61 C3 = or be @ 61^LOG10(61) C4 = 1,539 C4 or score of 1,539 C4 = score of 1,539 on the SAT, but this rule only works for high scores, and doesn?t work well for low scores, unless for low scores SAT is inflated.

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 07:22:14 AM

How much do I actually have to pay you know?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) That you have to ask suggests you will be happier and healthier not knowing right now.

Quote from: M5-Nazrin on August 23, 2009, 07:23:08 AM

Would it be just or right to demand Mode post pictures of herself crossdressing?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Average your age and her age together, then subtract the result from your age. If the result is a positive number, compare it to equivalent age of a human being. If we expect a human of that age to be able to walk, talk, and use the bathroom on its own, then yes. Otherwise, no. I'll append this to your bill.

Quote from: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 07:27:10 AM

i can't seem to find out where my Jibablocha gland is. how can i tell if it has cancer?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) What color is your breath?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 07:34:59 AM

Quote from: Dr. Purjewry M.F.D. on August 23, 2009, 07:31:46 AM

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) What color is your breath?

bright crimson

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Easy Mode on August 23, 2009, 07:36:49 AM

Quote from: M5-Nazrin on August 23, 2009, 07:23:08 AM

Would it be just or right to demand Mode post pictures of herself crossdressing?

wait wut

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 07:37:07 AM

It's an old mark 2 unfortunately.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 23, 2009, 07:39:59 AM

Quote from: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 07:34:59 AM

bright crimson

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) You do not have cancer of the Jibablocha gland. However, you are at high risk for potassium poisoning. Please alter your diet to cut your potassium intake by 3/5ths for a couple weeks.

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 07:37:07 AM

It's an old mark 2 unfortunately.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) I would recommend updating to a mark IV for ease of servicing. The mark V is experimental, and requires you to be part of the correct clan, so I would not consider that unless you do not mind having difficulty in getting new parts. But to address your problem, are you certain that your missiles are Artemis compatible?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: E-Nazrin on August 23, 2009, 07:46:42 AM

Quote from: Murasa Mode on August 23, 2009, 07:36:49 AM

Quote from: M5-Nazrin on August 23, 2009, 07:23:08 AM

Would it be just or right to demand Mode post pictures of herself crossdressing?

wait wut

You heard me, woman.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 07:47:14 AM

I'm fairly sure as I'm able to gain lock just unable to maintain it once I fire.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Easy Mode on August 23, 2009, 07:50:48 AM

Quote from: M5-Nazrin on August 23, 2009, 07:46:42 AM

Quote from: Murasa Mode on August 23, 2009, 07:36:49 AM

Quote from: M5-Nazrin on August 23, 2009, 07:23:08 AM

Would it be just or right to demand Mode post pictures of herself crossdressing?

wait wut

You heard me, woman.

>:


TSO, TSO TASUKETE TSO

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 23, 2009, 07:51:51 AM

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 07:47:14 AM

I'm fairly sure as I'm able to gain lock just unable to maintain it once I fire.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Hmm. This is a serious affair. Who produced this particular fire control system? In particular, are you allied with them or merely neutral?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 07:58:52 AM

Salvaged actually.  Got it off of a Cyclops wreck a few months ago.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 23, 2009, 08:06:42 AM

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 07:58:52 AM

Salvaged actually.  Got it off of a Cyclops wreck a few months ago.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Hmmm. Parts of it might have been shorted out, then. Additionally, what kinds of missiles have you experienced this problem with?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pesco on August 23, 2009, 08:09:31 AM

It's another crappy Sunday

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 08:11:29 AM

Mostly stock ammunition from Longbow.  I stopped jury-rigging my missiles a long time ago.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 23, 2009, 08:26:08 AM

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 08:11:29 AM

Mostly stock ammunition from Longbow.  I stopped jury-rigging my missiles a long time ago.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Hmmm. I am going to presume you mean StarCorps Industries, who produce the Longbow units. My recommendation would be to make certain the software has correctly integrated with your mech's operating system. If this produces no results, I would check the unit itself for physical damage. A broken connection might have occurred during or after the salvaging process, particularly as a result of battle damage. An electric surge from damage done to another part may well have had an effect, too. Finally, if that turns up nothing, I would to try to find a different brand of long range missile, and see if the problem continues from there. It may just be some kind of bug between the older software and newer munitions. You may wish to try that before examining for physical damage, if you can obtain one cheaply. I'll send you my bill.

You Horoscope is: RULE # 49 : Average Mind, Body & Soul { AMBS } = (C2^(1/2)) , where C2 is @ DP; so, @ 64 C2 DP or default psyche, he has an AMBS @ 8, assuming an average guy @ 4 Mind, Body, & Soul or @ 4 AMBS is @ 16 C2 default psyche. So, Klaw @ 64 C2 DP = @ 8 AMBS.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 23, 2009, 09:53:27 AM

Dude, I think I have a hangover, and my left nut feels heavier than the right, spiky too, what happened and how do I fix this?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 23, 2009, 10:03:51 AM

Quote from: 名無の妖精さん on August 23, 2009, 09:53:27 AM

Dude, I think I have a hangover, and my left nut feels heavier than the right, spiky too, what happened and how do I fix this?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) You have Aprax Syndrome and comorbid case of Pabst Poisoning. Aprax Syndrome results in one testicle becoming more dense due to an imbalance in the iron in one's blood; named from the Coptic Saint Aprax who famously had this problem. Typically, it is the testicle opposite of one's dominant hand. Pabst Poisoning is a particular form of hangover resulting in overindulgence in Pabst Blue Ribbon upon those with a certain genetic predisposition, resulting in needle-like protrusions coming from the skin as your bloodstream tries to eject the toxins within that brand of drink. In your case, due to your Aprax Syndrome, it focused around your afflicted testicle. To deal with this problem, take in lots of vitamin D. As for the spikes, I recommend a nail clipper and a local. I'll send you my bill.

Your horoscope is: RULE # 119 : # of years of Presidency for the or a or any (US) President = [((his C2 DP) / 10)^2]. So, a man is @ 28.28 C2 DP wanting to be President can have the Presidency for [((28.28) / 10)^2] = (2.828^2) = 8 years; 1 term = 20 C2 DP. Then, if President be @ 24.495 C2 DP, where 6 of his 8 year Presidency would be scandal-free, and his remaining 2 years would be filled with scandal(s). If his daughter is @ 18.217 COM, her father would @ C3 DP = [COM*(pi +1)] = 23.456789 C2 DP or dp. If you put a politician @ IQ of 110 which would be @ 11 C1 DP = 12.148 C2 DP = 15 C3 DP <but, I could be wrong in my estimate> , and if he were elected President, his Presidency would last for only 1.44 year.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: E-Nazrin on August 23, 2009, 10:35:53 AM

OH MY GOD MY PANCREAS IS ON FIRE

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 23, 2009, 10:41:23 AM

Quote from: M5-Nazrin on August 23, 2009, 10:35:53 AM

OH MY GOD MY PANCREAS IS ON FIRE

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Quickly, drink this fire extinguisher. I'll append this to my bill.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 10:46:08 AM

I accidentliy drunk some fluorosulfuric acid, what should I do?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 23, 2009, 10:53:05 AM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 10:46:08 AM

I accidentliy drunk some fluorosulfuric acid, what should I do?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) First, quickly pay my previous bills.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 10:54:12 AM

Quote from: Dr. Purjewry M.F.D. on August 23, 2009, 10:53:05 AM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 10:46:08 AM

I accidentliy drunk some fluorosulfuric acid, what should I do?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) First, quickly pay my previous bills.

*Pays bills with ⑨ Tacos^TM.*

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 23, 2009, 11:00:01 AM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 10:54:12 AM

*Pays bills with ⑨ Tacos^TM.*

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) These are full of sand.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 11:04:28 AM

Quote from: Dr. Purjewry M.F.D. on August 23, 2009, 11:00:01 AM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 10:54:12 AM

*Pays bills with ⑨ Tacos^TM.*

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) These are full of sand.

But they are ⑨ Tacos^TM, be happy I didn't pay in peanuts.
The acid is burning through my throat, that ain't a pleasant feeling.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Helepolis on August 23, 2009, 11:07:56 AM

Docter, lately. . . I am not quite feeling the fever to continue tweaking my uwabami afro spellcards.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 23, 2009, 11:19:49 AM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 11:04:28 AM

[But they are ⑨ Tacos^TM, be happy I didn't pay in peanuts.
The acid is burning through my throat, that ain't a pleasant feeling.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Yes, but unfortunately I cannot accept barter. Also, take this prescription for some organolithium and take a dose as soon as you get it, then call me tomorrow.

Quote from: Helepolis on August 23, 2009, 11:07:56 AM

Docter, lately. . . I am not quite feeling the fever to continue tweaking my uwabami afro spellcards.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Take a short break. Make some new spellcards from scratch. Or if you are sick of spellcards altogether, try something else. I'll send you my bill.

Your Horoscope is: RULE # 158 : The Ultimate Flight Equation : # 155 :[10^[((C2 PL) ? COM)^(1/3)]] ( km or mi ) / hour, for velocity, where C2 PL = flight C0, where COM = @ C2 PL for body or size of TL object such as a spaceship, and where C0 for flight in HYBRID = CLASS for flight in ?86 MU TSR rpg ; but, to get the correct C2 PL to use in the equation subtract COM from C2 PL to get the NEW C2 PL for velocity < this equation, can, also, be used for Destoryah & Gamera, as well as the ZERGs >; but, I came up with this equation independently but COINCIDENTALLY IS VERY SIMILAR or/and CLOSE TO BEING ALMOST THE SAME AS IN THE ?86 MU tsr rpg, < when I plugged in 10 C2 PL for flight for WWI warplanes @ 10 C0 flight; 20 C2 PL for WWII warplanes @ 20 C0 flight; & 30 C2 PL for MODERN American warplanes @ 30 C0 flight > when I decided to plug in values for flight for Shi?Ar battle cruiser into this. This equation proves that the ?86 MU TSR rpg with the right set of units can be a viable rpg, rather than using the unitless unit ?CLASS?, referred to as C0 for being unitless. This is the direction that my homebrew rpg is or was going: to RULE # 155: it?s the best ! But, ALWAYS keep in mind that this equation applies to @ C2 PL, but ONLY @ C2 PL. But, note that fuel will deplete @ in hours, so u need to reduce velocity by 168x. For accuracy of 687.487 C0, look @ RULE # 11, # 16, #116, # 160, # 179, & # 189.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on August 23, 2009, 11:29:21 AM

Doctor Purvis - I am not feeling well today. I think it was due posting on my iPod touch (not a iphone)

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Moerin on August 23, 2009, 11:31:32 AM

I can't think of anything wrong with me!  What's the cure, doctor~?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 23, 2009, 11:34:16 AM

Quote from: Vladimir Ilyich Lenin on August 23, 2009, 11:24:40 AM

I'll like something to cure death.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) I recommend reincarnation. Possession may sound like a worthwhile alternative, but it always falls short in the long run. Trust me. I'll send you my bill.

Your horoscope is: RULE # 178 :Velocity in mph = [10^{(LN(C2 PL))*LOG10(C1 PL)}] : this confirms (the) accuracy of RULE # 175 & # 135. At 49.28 C2 PL = 20 C1 PL, maximum velocity = 10^5 mph for an object @ 49.28 C2 PL or 20 C1 PL. And, @ 10 C2 PL = 10 C1 PL, maximum velocity = 10^2.3 = 200 miles per hour.

Quote from: 天使 on August 23, 2009, 11:29:21 AM

Doctor Purvis - I am not feeling well today. I think it was due posting on my iPod touch (not a iphone)

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Have you checked your iPod for toxins lately?

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 23, 2009, 11:31:32 AM

I can't think of anything wrong with me!  What's the cure, doctor~?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Post with Tenshi's iPod touch. I'll send you my bill.

Your horoscope is: RULE # 53 : Phasing is the power to pass through (a) given obstacle(s). % phasing = cloaking % = (sum of X) = [(X*(X+1)) / 2], where X = (total / base), where base is normally @ 10 C2. If he has total of 100 C2, then X = (100 / 10) = 10. THEN, % phasing or % cloaking = [(10*11) / 2 ] = 55 % phasing or % cloaking @ 100 C2 with base @ 10 C2 @ X = 10 by [C2 / base ] = 10.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 11:36:50 AM

Your medication arrived to late, and now the acid has burned through most of my organs, what should I do now?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 23, 2009, 11:39:22 AM

I accidentally the whole jeweled pagoda. Is this bad?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 23, 2009, 12:05:36 PM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 11:36:50 AM

Your medication arrived to late, and now the acid has burned through most of my organs, what should I do now?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Please bring that complaint up against the pharmaceutical company. In the meantime, I would suggest using this occasion to inspire you go on a diet.

Quote from: Roukanken on August 23, 2009, 11:39:22 AM

I accidentally the whole jeweled pagoda. Is this bad?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) What?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 23, 2009, 12:06:36 PM

I told you, I accidentally the whole pagoda. Seriously, Doctor, I'm really worried about this.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 12:07:42 PM

Can you be more specific about this diet doctor?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on August 23, 2009, 12:14:27 PM

TASUKETE たすけてPURVISパルビス!! I have chest pain on my left moons. :(

Also my iPod touch keeps losing connection every ten seconds

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Rikter on August 23, 2009, 12:43:50 PM

The saliva inside of my mouth seems to me stickier than normal. Is this bad?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Moerin on August 23, 2009, 01:02:17 PM

Quote from: Rikter on August 23, 2009, 12:43:50 PM

The saliva inside of my mouth seems to me stickier than normal. Is this bad?

That's not saliva...

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: ES-Anthy on August 23, 2009, 01:02:56 PM

For some reason I've been napping very often recently and they have been very long naps, I fear I may be turning into yukari.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Moerin on August 23, 2009, 01:05:29 PM

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 01:02:56 PM

For some reason I've been napping very often recently and they have been very long naps, I fear I may be turning into yukari.

Have you noticed the development of any border manipulating powers recently~?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: P♂ zeal on August 23, 2009, 01:06:14 PM

I think I may have a case of the sniffles. What should I do?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: ES-Anthy on August 23, 2009, 01:07:14 PM

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 23, 2009, 01:05:29 PM

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 01:02:56 PM

For some reason I've been napping very often recently and they have been very long naps, I fear I may be turning into yukari.

Have you noticed the development of any border manipulating powers recently~?

Except for the very border-esqe crack on my ceiling, not much, but then I haven't been trying yet.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Helepolis on August 23, 2009, 01:14:25 PM

Doctor, everytime I see Enma-sama my heart, starts beating like crazy and I feel dizzy and warm.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Moerin on August 23, 2009, 01:23:56 PM

Quote from: Touhou Wiki

Rin Satsuki
Occupation: Nurse?

Right-oh, since the doctor's not in right now...

Quote from: Helepolis on August 23, 2009, 01:14:25 PM

Doctor, everytime I see Enma-sama my heart, starts beating like crazy and I feel dizzy and warm.

Sounds like the start of a heart attack... Do you feel a sharp pain in your left arm?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 23, 2009, 02:08:16 PM

*Dr Nanjo has entered the thread.*

Quote from: Rikter on August 23, 2009, 12:43:50 PM

The saliva inside of my mouth seems to me stickier than normal. Is this bad?

(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm114/Roukanken/nanjo.jpg) Have you considered the possibility that you may be eating glue in your sleep? It's more common than it sounds.

Quote from: Pozeal on August 23, 2009, 01:06:14 PM

I think I may have a case of the sniffles. What should I do?

(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm114/Roukanken/nanjo.jpg) Open the case and let the sniffles float out of a nearby window. Whatever you do, DON'T open it in the house.

Quote from: Helepolis on August 23, 2009, 01:14:25 PM

Doctor, everytime I see Enma-sama my heart, starts beating like crazy and I feel dizzy and warm.

(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm114/Roukanken/nanjo.jpg) If your pants are still clean, this may be a problem.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: P♂ zeal on August 23, 2009, 02:13:08 PM

Quote from: Roukanken on August 23, 2009, 02:08:16 PM

(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm114/Roukanken/nanjo.jpg) Open the case and let the sniffles float out of a nearby window. Whatever you do, DON'T open it in the house.

OH GOD.
I thought to window was open when I opened the case, but then about 10 minutes later I tried to throw a shoe out the window to hit a kid playing on my lawn and the shoe just bounced off the windowpane! The sniffles are inside my house! What do I do?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 02:18:06 PM

I had drunk up very strong acid and Purvis doesn't want to help me, what do I have to do?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Moerin on August 23, 2009, 02:19:11 PM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 02:18:06 PM

I had drunk up very strong acid and Purvis doesn't want to help me, what do I have to do?

Drink a very strong alkali to balance it out~

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 02:30:33 PM

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 23, 2009, 02:19:11 PM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 02:18:06 PM

I had drunk up very strong acid and Purvis doesn't want to help me, what do I have to do?

Drink a very strong alkali to balance it out~

I could do that.

So many doctors. Which one should I choose?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Gpop on August 23, 2009, 02:37:21 PM

Hmm...in past known cases I've been told that I produce a large quantity of male fluid. Apparently it's too much for other people's liking.

Any way to control this?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Moerin on August 23, 2009, 02:38:34 PM

Quote from: Koishi Gpomeiji on August 23, 2009, 02:37:21 PM

Hmm...in past known cases I've been told that I produce a large quantity of male fluid. Apparently it's too much for other people's liking.

Any way to control this?

Castration is the only answer~

/me readies the shears.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Gpop on August 23, 2009, 02:54:37 PM

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 23, 2009, 02:38:34 PM

Quote from: Koishi Gpomeiji on August 23, 2009, 02:37:21 PM

Hmm...in past known cases I've been told that I produce a large quantity of male fluid. Apparently it's too much for other people's liking.

Any way to control this?

Castration is the only answer~

/me readies the shears.

I wasn't asking you.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 03:01:45 PM

Quote from: Roukanken on August 23, 2009, 02:08:16 PM

(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm114/Roukanken/nanjo.jpg)

FUCK YOU

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: P♂ zeal on August 23, 2009, 03:09:03 PM

Quote from: Koishi Gpomeiji on August 23, 2009, 02:37:21 PM

Hmm...in past known cases I've been told that I produce a large quantity of male fluid. Apparently it's too much for other people's liking.

Any way to control this?

there is never too much.
Put it in donuts and sell them in batches of 12 over the internet.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Helepolis on August 23, 2009, 03:32:47 PM

I want Doctor Purvis, not you fake Dr Phill wannabees. Get lost.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Moerin on August 23, 2009, 03:36:10 PM

Quote from: Helepolis on August 23, 2009, 03:32:47 PM

I want Doctor Purvis, not you fake Dr Phill wannabees. Get lost.

The doctor's not in right now~  Can I take a message?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 23, 2009, 04:09:02 PM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 02:18:06 PM

I had drunk up very strong acid and Purvis doesn't want to help me, what do I have to do?

(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm114/Roukanken/nanjo.jpg) Wash it down with some alcohol. Works wonders.

Quote from: Koishi Gpomeiji on August 23, 2009, 02:37:21 PM

Hmm...in past known cases I've been told that I produce a large quantity of male fluid. Apparently it's too much for other people's liking.

Any way to control this?

(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm114/Roukanken/nanjo.jpg) Try wearing one of these. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cilice)

Quote from: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 03:01:45 PM

FUCK YOU

(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm114/Roukanken/nanjo.jpg) Look, do you want to buy those condoms you're holding or not?

Quote from: Helepolis on August 23, 2009, 03:32:47 PM

I want Doctor Purvis, not you fake Dr Phill wannabees. Get lost.

(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm114/Roukanken/nanjo.jpg) Dr. Purvis was struck down by swine flu recently and won't be around for a while. It's us or nothing.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Helepolis on August 23, 2009, 04:34:22 PM

I'll return when the Doctor is back.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 23, 2009, 04:39:25 PM

No problem, it's not like you could have a life-threatening disease that will kill you in the next 30 minutes.

Ahem.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Helepolis on August 23, 2009, 05:15:52 PM

Quote from: Roukanken on August 23, 2009, 04:39:25 PM

No problem, it's not like you could have a life-threatening disease that will kill you in the next 30 minutes.

Ahem.

They say love kills.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 05:18:28 PM

Swine flu sucks I had it and it really sucks.

Anyway the acid problem is gone but I have almost no organs left, what to do?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 23, 2009, 05:57:54 PM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 05:18:28 PM

Anyway the acid problem is gone but I have almost no organs left, what to do?

(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm114/Roukanken/nanjo.jpg) Have you considered a career as a mannequin?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Rikter on August 23, 2009, 06:02:09 PM

Why do you think i'm eating glue in my sleep? You look far more shifty than the first doctor.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 06:04:52 PM

Now that my acid problem is out of the way, I have one more question.

Why is my left eye crimson red?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Gpop on August 23, 2009, 06:05:21 PM

I think I'm addicted to the smell of household products. And gasoline.

Help Dr. Purvis?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 23, 2009, 06:10:21 PM

Quote from: Rikter on August 23, 2009, 06:02:09 PM

Why do you think i'm eating glue in my sleep? You look far more shifty than the first doctor.

(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm114/Roukanken/nanjo.jpg) There was an alternative sticky substance you may have been eating, but I didn't feel it was...family-friendly to refer to it.

On a highly-related note:

Quote from: Koishi Gpomeiji on August 23, 2009, 06:05:21 PM

I think I'm addicted to the smell of household products. And gasoline.

(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm114/Roukanken/nanjo.jpg) You must fight this addiction by going cold turkey. Lock yourself out of the house for a week.

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 06:04:52 PM

Now that my acid problem is out of the way, I have one more question.

Why is my left eye crimson red?

(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm114/Roukanken/nanjo.jpg) Ah, so that's where it went. Sorry, but Satori mislaid her third eye a while back and it looks like it somehow ended up in you. I'm going to have to take that back.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 06:17:41 PM

Quote from: Roukanken on August 23, 2009, 06:10:21 PM

Why is my left eye crimson red?
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm114/Roukanken/nanjo.jpg) Ah, so that's where it went. Sorry, but Satori mislaid her third eye a while back and it looks like it somehow ended up in you. I'm going to have to take that back.

DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME.

plz, I want to have mind reading skills ;_;

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 23, 2009, 06:21:03 PM

It sounds fun when you get it to start with, but wait until you start walking past creepy guys in the street and hearing their screwed up thoughts running through your head. Wait until your friends start worrying about being with you because nothing is a secret to you. Wait until you realise that you don't know how to turn it off.

That's when you'll pull a Koishi and leave yourself half-blind. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 06:23:44 PM

But if I close my eye I will have the power of the subconscious!

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Gpop on August 23, 2009, 06:36:45 PM

/me removes Pako's third eye.

It's for your own good. Btw, Satori is bleeding to death with her missing third eye, so I'm here to save her.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 06:38:04 PM

Ouch that hurts, now I am bleeding to death. Help please.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Gpop on August 23, 2009, 06:38:45 PM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 06:38:04 PM

Ouch that hurts, now I am bleeding to death. Help please.

Your life is not as important as theirs.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 23, 2009, 06:39:39 PM

Looks like you two are going to have to share that eye. Have fun being stuck tied to Satori for the rest of your life.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 06:40:52 PM

Quote from: Roukanken on August 23, 2009, 06:39:39 PM

Looks like you two are going to have to share that eye. Have fun being stuck tied to Satori for the rest of your life.

I have no problem with that! She is my favourite character.

Quote from: Koishi Gpomeiji on August 23, 2009, 06:38:45 PM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 06:38:04 PM

Ouch that hurts, now I am bleeding to death. Help please.

Your life is not as important as theirs.

;_;

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Gpop on August 23, 2009, 06:42:46 PM

Quote from: Roukanken on August 23, 2009, 06:39:39 PM

Looks like you two are going to have to share that eye. Have fun being stuck tied to Satori for the rest of your life.

Except thanks to Pako she's confined herself into the palace and won't let anyone else in.

I'm lucky enough to get in through Koishi.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 23, 2009, 06:45:51 PM

*gives the eye to Gpop*

For the greater good.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Gpop on August 23, 2009, 06:46:45 PM

Quote from: Roukanken on August 23, 2009, 06:45:51 PM

*gives the eye to Gpop*

For the greater good.

Now I have 4 eyes?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 06:47:41 PM

Please, someone stop the bleeding. ouch it hurts.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 23, 2009, 06:48:11 PM

I was hoping you'd get it to Satori. >_>

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 06:47:41 PM

Please, someone stop the bleeding. ouch it hurts.

Have a band-aid.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 23, 2009, 06:49:12 PM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 06:47:41 PM

Please, someone stop the bleeding. ouch it hurts.

*stops the bleeding*

anyhow, anyone have any ideas on how to increase the musculatur of one's pingas?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Gpop on August 23, 2009, 06:49:19 PM

Quote from: Roukanken on August 23, 2009, 06:48:11 PM

I was hoping you'd get it to Satori. >_>

I thought I already did...

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 06:49:53 PM

The world truly is a better place with doctors around.

Why are my ears, nose and eyes suddenly bleeding?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 23, 2009, 06:52:14 PM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 06:49:53 PM

The world truly is a better place with doctors around.

Why are my ears, nose and eyes suddenly bleeding?

Your face was just ripped off by the sheer awesomeness of Dethklok and Mastodon together, dude!

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Moerin on August 23, 2009, 06:53:35 PM

Quote from: エッチ =スケッチ on August 23, 2009, 06:49:12 PM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 06:47:41 PM

Please, someone stop the bleeding. ouch it hurts.

*stops the bleeding*

anyhow, anyone have any ideas on how to increase the musculatur of one's pingas?

Castration.  Castration cures everything~

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 23, 2009, 06:56:23 PM

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 23, 2009, 06:53:35 PM

Quote from: エッチ =スケッチ on August 23, 2009, 06:49:12 PM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 06:47:41 PM

Please, someone stop the bleeding. ouch it hurts.

*stops the bleeding*

anyhow, anyone have any ideas on how to increase the musculatur of one's pingas?

Castration.  Castration cures everything~

..........that seems very pai-- wait how do you know that it works anyways?

Edit: See Avatar and Personal Text

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 06:57:03 PM

Why do I have the feeling Theorist is into the kind of yaoi where one guy gets his balls ripped off while getting 8 inches of meat in the rear.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 06:57:50 PM

Theorist YOU are the one who needs to see a doctor.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 06:58:56 PM

Nothing wrong with castration.  Lord knows half of the population shouldn't be breeding anyways.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Moerin on August 23, 2009, 06:59:34 PM

Quote from: エッチ =スケッチ on August 23, 2009, 06:56:23 PM

..........that seems very pai-- wait how do you know that it works anyways?

Quote

Hmmm?  I don't~  It just sounds like fun, that's all~

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 06:57:03 PM

Why do I have the feeling Theorist is into the kind of yaoi where one guy gets his balls ripped off while getting 8 inches of meat in the rear.

...No comment.

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 06:57:50 PM

Theorist YOU are the one who needs to see a doctor.

What makes you say that~?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 07:00:38 PM

Theorist secretly wishes to be a eunuch.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 07:01:23 PM

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 23, 2009, 06:59:34 PM

What makes you say that~?

Rin Satsuki.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 07:01:51 PM

Also damnit Mode for making me fascinated with yaoi (only if one is a trap though).

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Moerin on August 23, 2009, 07:02:39 PM

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 07:00:38 PM

Theorist secretly wishes to be a eunuch.

No, I just have a healthy interest in causing pain to others~

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 23, 2009, 07:02:47 PM

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 07:00:38 PM

Theorist secretly wishes to be a eunuch.

Eunuchs have the most crap job. They get to be around hundreds of very sexy ladies but they can't do shit about it.

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 07:01:23 PM

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 23, 2009, 06:59:34 PM

What makes you say that~?

Rin Satsuki.

Rin Satsuki: Goddess of the Eternal Nothingness. She will grant Theorist's wish of having his balls not exist anymore.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 07:05:56 PM

Theorist: oh so you'd be the one jamming it in while snipping :V

Here we are talking about castration and I'm the one here who'll get fixed eventually :G

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: ES-Anthy on August 23, 2009, 07:06:26 PM

This is why I don't like being abused by theorist, because one of these days, he's gonna pull out those sheers....

*Anthony immediately goes into hiding*

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 23, 2009, 07:07:30 PM

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 07:06:26 PM

This is why I don't like being abused by theorist, because one of these days, he's gonna pull out those sheers....

*Anthony immediately goes into hiding*

/me finds Anthony and molests him for the hell of it

heh...

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Gpop on August 23, 2009, 07:10:29 PM

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 07:06:26 PM

This is why I don't like being abused by theorist, because one of these days, he's gonna pull out those sheers....

*Anthony immediately goes into hiding*

He respects a non-existent character. I don't you'll have anything to fear from his non-existent sheers.

Those are his fingers.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Moerin on August 23, 2009, 07:11:28 PM

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 07:05:56 PM

Theorist: oh so you'd be the one jamming it in while snipping :V

Now you're catching on~

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 07:06:26 PM

This is why I don't like being abused by theorist, because one of these days, he's gonna pull out those sheers....

*Anthony immediately goes into hiding*

Only after the whips, chains, knives, cheese graters, etc.  The shears can wait for later~

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 07:12:57 PM

That was one of my more... twisted fantasies.  To be emasculated while being penetrated :V

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 23, 2009, 07:13:12 PM

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 23, 2009, 07:11:28 PM

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 07:05:56 PM

Theorist: oh so you'd be the one jamming it in while snipping :V

Now you're catching on~

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 07:06:26 PM

This is why I don't like being abused by theorist, because one of these days, he's gonna pull out those sheers....

*Anthony immediately goes into hiding*

Only after the whips, chains, knives, cheese graters, etc.  The shears can wait for later~

Where's the garden hose?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Gpop on August 23, 2009, 07:14:09 PM

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 23, 2009, 07:11:28 PM

Only after the whips, chains, knives, cheese graters, etc.  The shears can wait for later~

Why are you making weird shapes with you fingers that looks like a whip, chain, kife, and cheese grater?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 23, 2009, 07:14:41 PM

Quote from: Koishi Gpomeiji on August 23, 2009, 07:14:09 PM

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 23, 2009, 07:11:28 PM

Only after the whips, chains, knives, cheese graters, etc.  The shears can wait for later~

Why are you making weird shapes with you fingers that looks like a whip, chain, kife, and cheese grater?

He must be practicing shadow art!

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 07:14:53 PM

theorin is so moe :)

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 07:15:17 PM

Moerin

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 07:15:35 PM

Quote from: エッチ =スケッチ on August 23, 2009, 07:14:41 PM

Quote from: Koishi Gpomeiji on August 23, 2009, 07:14:09 PM

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 23, 2009, 07:11:28 PM

Only after the whips, chains, knives, cheese graters, etc.  The shears can wait for later~

Why are you making weird shapes with you fingers that looks like a whip, chain, kife, and cheese grater?

He must be practicing shadow art!

BLACK ARTS, KILL HIM WITH FIRE.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: ES-Anthy on August 23, 2009, 07:16:59 PM

Quote from: Koishi Gpomeiji on August 23, 2009, 07:14:09 PM

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 23, 2009, 07:11:28 PM

Only after the whips, chains, knives, cheese graters, etc.  The shears can wait for later~

Why are you making weird shapes with you fingers that looks like a whip, chain, kife, and cheese grater?

...why the hell a cheese grater?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 07:17:05 PM

I like how everyone ignored my post.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 07:17:43 PM

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 07:17:05 PM

I like how everyone ignored my post.

That's because nobody can match your moeness TSO.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Gpop on August 23, 2009, 07:17:52 PM

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 07:17:05 PM

I like how everyone ignored my post.

Just like Rin...

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Moerin on August 23, 2009, 07:17:57 PM

Quote from: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 07:14:53 PM

theorin is so moe :)

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 07:15:17 PM

Moerin

Aw, thanks~  You're quite moe too~

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 07:16:59 PM

Quote from: Koishi Gpomeiji on August 23, 2009, 07:14:09 PM

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 23, 2009, 07:11:28 PM

Only after the whips, chains, knives, cheese graters, etc.  The shears can wait for later~

Why are you making weird shapes with you fingers that looks like a whip, chain, kife, and cheese grater?

...why the hell a cheese grater?

You'll find out later~

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 23, 2009, 07:18:16 PM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 07:15:35 PM

Quote from: エッチ =スケッチ on August 23, 2009, 07:14:41 PM

Quote from: Koishi Gpomeiji on August 23, 2009, 07:14:09 PM

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 23, 2009, 07:11:28 PM

Only after the whips, chains, knives, cheese graters, etc.  The shears can wait for later~

Why are you making weird shapes with you fingers that looks like a whip, chain, kife, and cheese grater?

He must be practicing shadow art!

BLACK ARTS, KILL HIM WITH FIRE.

And how would you like your Theorist?

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 07:16:59 PM

Quote from: Koishi Gpomeiji on August 23, 2009, 07:14:09 PM

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 23, 2009, 07:11:28 PM

Only after the whips, chains, knives, cheese graters, etc.  The shears can wait for later~

Why are you making weird shapes with you fingers that looks like a whip, chain, kife, and cheese grater?

...why the hell a cheese grater?

You don't want to know, trust me

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 07:15:17 PM

Moerin

Moe Eirin~

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 07:19:04 PM

Well I was more referring to Theorist totally overlooking me being a willing participant in his "experiments".  :V

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 07:19:19 PM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 07:17:43 PM

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 07:17:05 PM

I like how everyone ignored my post.

That's because nobody can match your moeness TSO.

yeah TSO you're pretty moe

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Gpop on August 23, 2009, 07:20:12 PM

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 23, 2009, 07:17:57 PM

Quote from: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 07:14:53 PM

theorin is so moe :)

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 07:15:17 PM

Moerin

Aw, thanks~  You're quite moe too~

Yes, it's quite moe that you have an imaginary Touhou character as your favourite.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 23, 2009, 07:20:28 PM

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 07:19:04 PM

Well I was more referring to Theorist totally overlooking me being a willing participant in his "experiments".  :V

Erebus style experiments or " ...oh! That's actually pretty nice!" experiments?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 07:20:34 PM

Moeh

Etch-a-snatch: that I basically shared one of his fantasies, except being the one getting it not giving the love.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 07:21:26 PM

moeh

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Gpop on August 23, 2009, 07:21:33 PM

The name's Mo, eh?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 23, 2009, 07:21:50 PM

MUCK YOU!

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 07:22:37 PM

Quote from: Koishi Gpomeiji on August 23, 2009, 07:21:33 PM

The name's Mo, eh?

you were supposed to say "Kyun!" idort

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Moerin on August 23, 2009, 07:22:56 PM

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 07:19:04 PM

Well I was more referring to Theorist totally overlooking me being a willing participant in his "experiments".  :V

...Why didn't I realise that?  If you're up to it, I'd love to have the oppertunity to experiment with you~

...Then again, it might be a little less fun if you're willing...

Quote from: Koishi Gpomeiji on August 23, 2009, 07:20:12 PM

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 23, 2009, 07:17:57 PM

Quote from: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 07:14:53 PM

theorin is so moe :)

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 07:15:17 PM

Moerin

Aw, thanks~  You're quite moe too~

Yes, it's quite moe that you have an imaginary Touhou character as your favourite.

Um... Wriggle's imaginary?  Huh?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Gpop on August 23, 2009, 07:23:25 PM

Quote from: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 07:22:37 PM

Quote from: Koishi Gpomeiji on August 23, 2009, 07:21:33 PM

The name's Mo, eh?

you were supposed to say "Kyun!" idort

Hey, when I posted TSO JUST POSTED A SECOND BEFORE.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 07:23:32 PM

Etch-a-snatch: that I share his appretiation for testicular play and have fantasized about being the receiver of said love :V

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: ES-Anthy on August 23, 2009, 07:24:01 PM

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 23, 2009, 07:17:57 PM

Quote from: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 07:14:53 PM

theorin is so moe :)

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 07:15:17 PM

Moerin

Aw, thanks~  You're quite moe too~

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 07:16:59 PM

Quote from: Koishi Gpomeiji on August 23, 2009, 07:14:09 PM

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 23, 2009, 07:11:28 PM

Only after the whips, chains, knives, cheese graters, etc.  The shears can wait for later~

Why are you making weird shapes with you fingers that looks like a whip, chain, kife, and cheese grater?

...why the hell a cheese grater?

You'll find out later~

...now I'm just scared...

*Anthony goes to hide in a corner*

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 07:25:44 PM

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 07:24:01 PM

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 23, 2009, 07:17:57 PM

Quote from: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 07:14:53 PM

theorin is so moe :)

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 07:15:17 PM

Moerin

Aw, thanks~  You're quite moe too~

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 07:16:59 PM

Quote from: Koishi Gpomeiji on August 23, 2009, 07:14:09 PM

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 23, 2009, 07:11:28 PM

Only after the whips, chains, knives, cheese graters, etc.  The shears can wait for later~

Why are you making weird shapes with you fingers that looks like a whip, chain, kife, and cheese grater?

...why the hell a cheese grater?

You'll find out later~

...now I'm just scared...

*Anthony goes to hide in a corner*

GET BACK HERE YOU COWARD.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 23, 2009, 07:26:01 PM

Hmm... Anthony's posts have a habit of dissapearing, just as I'm about to respond to the--

WHAT THE DEUCE IT'S THER AGAIN!!!!

Why are you people doing this to me?!?!?!?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 07:26:35 PM

Quote from: エッチ =スケッチ on August 23, 2009, 07:26:01 PM

Hmm... Anthony's posts have a habit of dissapearing, just as I'm about to respond to the--

WHAT THE DEUCE IT'S THER AGAIN!!!!

Why are you people doing this to me?!?!?!?

we like to see you suffer.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Moerin on August 23, 2009, 07:26:55 PM

Quote from: エッチ =スケッチ on August 23, 2009, 07:26:01 PM

Hmm... Anthony's posts have a habit of dissapearing, just as I'm about to respond to the--

WHAT THE DEUCE IT'S THER AGAIN!!!!

Why are you people doing this to me?!?!?!?

Maybe you've just developed powers of clairvoyence?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 23, 2009, 07:29:04 PM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 07:26:35 PM

we like to see you suffer.

o_- gee, I thought you guys would just ignore me...

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 07:24:01 PM

...now I'm just scared...

*Anthony goes to hide in a corner*

/me goes back to molesting Anthony in the corner

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 07:30:00 PM

Moerin:  What's wrong with a willing participant :<

You can dress me up and everything!

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 23, 2009, 07:30:52 PM

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 07:30:00 PM

Moerin:  What's wrong with a willing participant :<

You can dress me up and everything!

Damn, you reminded me of that Barbie song

-_-|||||||

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: ES-Anthy on August 23, 2009, 07:31:01 PM

Quote from: エッチ =スケッチ on August 23, 2009, 07:29:04 PM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 07:26:35 PM

we like to see you suffer.

o_- gee, I thought you guys would just ignore me...

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 07:24:01 PM

...now I'm just scared...

*Anthony goes to hide in a corner*

/me goes back to molesting Anthony in the corner

GET OFF ME DAMMIT!!!

*Anthony procedes to punch off Etch's face*

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 07:32:29 PM

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 07:31:01 PM

Quote from: エッチ =スケッチ on August 23, 2009, 07:29:04 PM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 07:26:35 PM

we like to see you suffer.

o_- gee, I thought you guys would just ignore me...

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 07:24:01 PM

...now I'm just scared...

*Anthony goes to hide in a corner*

/me goes back to molesting Anthony in the corner

GET OFF ME DAMMIT!!!

*Anthony procedes to punch off Etch's face*

*Pako holds Anthony in place*

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Moerin on August 23, 2009, 07:32:54 PM

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 07:30:00 PM

Moerin:  What's wrong with a willing participant :<

You can dress me up and everything!

Really?  Even as a maid~?

Hmmm... I'm somewhat tempted now...

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 23, 2009, 07:33:04 PM

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 07:31:01 PM

Quote from: エッチ =スケッチ on August 23, 2009, 07:29:04 PM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 07:26:35 PM

we like to see you suffer.

o_- gee, I thought you guys would just ignore me...

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 07:24:01 PM

...now I'm just scared...

*Anthony goes to hide in a corner*

/me goes back to molesting Anthony in the corner

GET OFF ME DAMMIT!!!

*Anthony procedes to punch off Etch's face*

Aren't you a spry one?

*the following images are innapropriate to anyone, human or otherwise*

/me raeps Anthony tenderly~

Edit: "Etch-a-snatch", lol

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 07:34:09 PM

how in the hell do you tenderly rape someone

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: ES-Anthy on August 23, 2009, 07:35:18 PM

Quote from: エッチ =スケッチ on August 23, 2009, 07:33:04 PM

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 07:31:01 PM

Quote from: エッチ =スケッチ on August 23, 2009, 07:29:04 PM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 07:26:35 PM

we like to see you suffer.

o_- gee, I thought you guys would just ignore me...

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 07:24:01 PM

...now I'm just scared...

*Anthony goes to hide in a corner*

/me goes back to molesting Anthony in the corner

GET OFF ME DAMMIT!!!

*Anthony procedes to punch off Etch's face*

Aren't you a spry one?

*the following images are innapropriate to anyone, human or otherwise*

/me raeps Anthony tenderly~

I SAID GET OFF ME DAMMIT!!!

*Anthony then puts Etch into a spinning toe hold, breaking Etch's leg*

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Moerin on August 23, 2009, 07:36:12 PM

Quote from: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 07:34:09 PM

how in the hell do you tenderly rape someone

You'd be surprised~

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 23, 2009, 07:36:58 PM

/me goes "meh" and continues~

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: ES-Anthy on August 23, 2009, 07:40:40 PM

Quote from: エッチ =スケッチ on August 23, 2009, 07:36:58 PM

/me goes "meh" and continues~

you're already dead

*Anthony then uses the fist of the north star to make Etch explode, from the inside, into a mess of blood and guts on the floor*

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 07:40:53 PM

Moerin:  yes you can doll me up in anything :V

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 07:42:42 PM

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 07:40:40 PM

you're already dead

*Anthony then uses the fist of the north star to make Etch explode, from the inside, into a mess of blood and guts on the floor*

*Pako collects all the meat for future tacos*

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 23, 2009, 07:43:43 PM

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 07:40:40 PM

Quote from: エッチ =スケッチ on August 23, 2009, 07:36:58 PM

/me goes "meh" and continues~

you're already dead

*Anthony then uses the fist of the north star to make Etch explode, from the inside, into a mess of blood and guts on the floor*

Huh, I've got a pop up on my computer.

...yeah, I'll use a continue

*Warning, if you are Trance, do not look at the spoilers, I'm serious right now, do not look at the damn spoilers*

*Etch tentacle rapes Anthony~

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 07:40:53 PM

Moerin:  yes you can doll me up in anything :V

BRING ME A SHOVEL SO I CAN GET THAT DAMN SONG OUT OF MY HEAD

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: ES-Anthy on August 23, 2009, 07:45:19 PM

Quote from: エッチ =スケッチ on August 23, 2009, 07:43:43 PM

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 07:40:40 PM

Quote from: エッチ =スケッチ on August 23, 2009, 07:36:58 PM

/me goes "meh" and continues~

you're already dead

*Anthony then uses the fist of the north star to make Etch explode, from the inside, into a mess of blood and guts on the floor*

Huh, I've got a pop up on my computer.

...yeah, I'll use a continue

*Warning, if you are Trance, do not look at the spoilers, I'm serious right now, do not look at the damn spoilers*

*Etch tentacle rapes Anthony~

but the thing is, you don't have any more continues.

*Anthony then laughs in a lunatic manner as he is victorious*

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 23, 2009, 07:45:28 PM

This picture represents how I feel about this feeling I am feeling in my groin: [img][/ img]

what is wrong with my groin?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 07:46:16 PM

Etch-a-snatch: hah I got you :V

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 23, 2009, 07:46:34 PM

I love how we changed the thread's direction.

*inserts more coins to get more continues*

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 07:46:46 PM

NINEBALL TACOS FOR SALE, NOW TEMPORARILY WITH ETCH'S MEAT, ONLY 9 YEN.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 23, 2009, 07:47:27 PM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 07:46:46 PM

NINEBALL TACOS FOR SALE, NOW TEMPORARILY WITH ETCH'S MEAT, ONLY 9 YEN.

You'd eat that, people, don't deny it.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: ES-Anthy on August 23, 2009, 07:48:09 PM

Quote from: エッチ =スケッチ on August 23, 2009, 07:46:34 PM

I love how we changed the thread's direction.

*inserts more coins to get more continues*

*Anthony jams the coin slot before Etch could put any in, then proceeds to smash the machine with a Rider kick*

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: P♂ zeal on August 23, 2009, 07:49:40 PM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 07:46:46 PM

NINEBALL TACOS FOR SALE, NOW TEMPORARILY WITH ETCH'S MEAT, ONLY 9 YEN.

SHIT I ONLY HAVE EIGHT YEN FUCK.
is there a japanese version of those tiny "leave a penny, take a penny" things that are in convenient stores somewhere around here?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 07:50:13 PM

For 9 yen I'd eat a taco made out of pencil shavings.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 23, 2009, 07:50:25 PM

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 07:48:09 PM

Quote from: エッチ =スケッチ on August 23, 2009, 07:46:34 PM

I love how we changed the thread's direction.

*inserts more coins to get more continues*

*Anthony jams the coin slot before Etch could put any in, then proceeds to smash the machine with a Rider kick*

...killjoy...

/me sics Mima on Anthony so that he dies of bloodloss

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 23, 2009, 07:51:30 PM

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 07:48:09 PM

Quote from: エッチ =スケッチ on August 23, 2009, 07:46:34 PM

I love how we changed the thread's direction.

*inserts more coins to get more continues*

*Anthony jams the coin slot before Etch could put any in, then proceeds to smash the machine with a Rider kick*

I'd insert that coin into your you-know-where !

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 23, 2009, 07:54:40 PM

Quote from: 名無の妖精さん on August 23, 2009, 07:51:30 PM

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 07:48:09 PM

Quote from: エッチ =スケッチ on August 23, 2009, 07:46:34 PM

I love how we changed the thread's direction.

*inserts more coins to get more continues*

*Anthony jams the coin slot before Etch could put any in, then proceeds to smash the machine with a Rider kick*

I'd insert that coin into your you-know-where !

that seems... painful, as best.

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Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 07:56:07 PM

Quote from: 名無の妖精さん on August 23, 2009, 07:45:28 PM

This picture represents how I feel about this feeling I am feeling in my groin: [img][/ img]

what is wrong with my groin?

you don't have one

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 08:04:33 PM

Where'd Moerin go? :<
Also truck stop pizza wtf my family is weird.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 08:05:55 PM

Moerin is sacrificing Anthony to Rin.

So TSO you are in the desert right now, eh?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 08:06:40 PM

Yeah about two hours east of Denver in Limon.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 08:07:34 PM

I also want to go to the desert, so I can build sandcastles.

I really envy you TSO, wanna switch places?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Moerin on August 23, 2009, 08:09:09 PM

Huh?  Wait, people notice when I'm gone now?

Yay~ I've never felt so accepted before~

/me bursts into tears of joy.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: ES-Anthy on August 23, 2009, 08:09:26 PM

Quote from: エッチ =スケッチ on August 23, 2009, 07:50:25 PM

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 07:48:09 PM

Quote from: エッチ =スケッチ on August 23, 2009, 07:46:34 PM

I love how we changed the thread's direction.

*inserts more coins to get more continues*

*Anthony jams the coin slot before Etch could put any in, then proceeds to smash the machine with a Rider kick*

...killjoy...

/me sics Mima on Anthony so that he dies of bloodloss

If you're gonna try this method, you need to actually put a picture of mima, and since you didn't, you fail.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 23, 2009, 08:10:01 PM

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 08:09:26 PM

Quote from: エッチ =スケッチ on August 23, 2009, 07:50:25 PM

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 23, 2009, 07:48:09 PM

Quote from: エッチ =スケッチ on August 23, 2009, 07:46:34 PM

I love how we changed the thread's direction.

*inserts more coins to get more continues*

*Anthony jams the coin slot before Etch could put any in, then proceeds to smash the machine with a Rider kick*

...killjoy...

/me sics Mima on Anthony so that he dies of bloodloss

If you're gonna try this method, you need to actually put a picture of mima, and since you didn't, you fail.

Alright, I'll be back with Mima pics... eventually.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on August 23, 2009, 08:37:23 PM

DOCTOR!
Here's your payment.

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 23, 2009, 08:09:09 PM

Huh?  Wait, people notice when I'm gone now?

Yay~ I've never felt so accepted before~

/me bursts into tears of joy.

D'awwwwwww~

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 23, 2009, 08:40:08 PM

Quote from: Hizengar Byakuren on August 23, 2009, 08:37:23 PM

DOCTOR!
Here's your payment.

You shouldn't do that you know.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: E-Nazrin on August 23, 2009, 09:35:03 PM

Hey, how much would a vasectomy be?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Helepolis on August 23, 2009, 09:42:35 PM

Where is Doctor Purvis! I have been waiting hours in this waiting room. And the people among me are showing signs of psychomaniac behaviour. There is also one who thinks he is a mouse. And one who is having a dull face and weiring some weird eyeball on his chest.

Doctor! Doctor! Help me.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Rikter on August 23, 2009, 09:53:15 PM

WHY AM I FEELING COLD!

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Moerin on August 23, 2009, 09:55:58 PM

Quote from: Rikter on August 23, 2009, 09:53:15 PM

WHY AM I FEELING COLD!

Because you aren't nearly enough on fire~

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 10:05:36 PM

Moerin: curiosity.  I know why I'm messed up but why do you wanna be a neuterologist?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 23, 2009, 10:08:39 PM

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png)...

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) I prescribe that you all die in a fire.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) And that Gpop get a new schtick.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 10:09:33 PM

Gpoopschtick

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 10:11:30 PM

Quote from: Dr. Purjewry M.F.D. on August 23, 2009, 10:08:39 PM

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) I prescribe that you all die in a fire.

;-;

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 23, 2009, 10:13:51 PM

Quote from: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 10:11:30 PM

;-;

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Alright, not you. I suppose this is the kind of thing that happens when I trust a certain rectangular prism to put out the closed sign. Anyways, the clinic is open! Walkins accepted._{I do not accept barters.}

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pesco on August 23, 2009, 10:14:45 PM

Do you take trade-ins?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 10:16:18 PM

What about tradeups.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: E-Nazrin on August 23, 2009, 10:18:40 PM

(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/5305/falloutexplosionfingers.jpg)

Life is Wonderful

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 23, 2009, 10:20:00 PM

Quote from: Pesco on August 23, 2009, 10:14:45 PM

Do you take trade-ins?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png)If you negotiate up front.

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 10:16:18 PM

What about tradeups.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png)See previous answer.

Quote from: M5-Nazrin on August 23, 2009, 10:18:40 PM

(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/5305/falloutexplosionfingers.jpg)

Life is Wonderful

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png)Thank you, Balrog.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 10:23:19 PM

i've misplaced my feather, along with my unicorn and briefcase toilet. my heart is also beating involuntarily, and i can't make it stop.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 23, 2009, 10:26:24 PM

Quote from: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 10:23:19 PM

i've misplaced my feather, along with my unicorn and briefcase toilet. my heart is also beating involuntarily, and i can't make it stop.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) You've not been monitoring your mercury intake, have you? As for the heart problem, taking a large dose of your favorite opiate should deal with that. I will write you a prescription as necessary. I will warn you, the condition you have is harmless, and once you treat it is permanent, so do consider carefully before taking the dosage. I'll append this to your bill.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 23, 2009, 10:36:41 PM

I attempted to die in a fire, but I appear to still be alive if somewhat smouldering. What should I do?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 23, 2009, 10:47:28 PM

Quote from: Roukanken on August 23, 2009, 10:36:41 PM

I attempted to die in a fire, but I appear to still be alive if somewhat smouldering. What should I do?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Increase the dosage. I'll append this to your bill.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 10:51:21 PM

Ok the FCS maintains lock now (it was a fused co-processor) but now my missiles are prematurely detonating before reaching the target.

They seem to approach the target and track properly but the proximity charge goes off way too early, even with a completely clear line of sight.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 23, 2009, 10:55:53 PM

Also I've been attempting an arcing shot to increase my range but the FCS doesn't seem to properly compensate and calculate for it.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 23, 2009, 11:04:25 PM

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 10:51:21 PM

Ok the FCS maintains lock now (it was a fused co-processor) but now my missiles are prematurely detonating before reaching the target.

They seem to approach the target and track properly but the proximity charge goes off way too early, even with a completely clear line of sight.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Are they set to explode on impact, or at a certain distance or time? If the latter, check your settings. If the settings seem alright, check your software. There may be a bug in the programming, or an error introduce via battle damage. If it is not this, check the hardware. I don't believe it would be hardware in this case, as you've already checked it, but just in case.

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 23, 2009, 10:55:53 PM

Also I've been attempting an arcing shot to increase my range but the FCS doesn't seem to properly compensate and calculate for it.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Is this a feature of the Mark II?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 23, 2009, 11:05:51 PM

Okay, I'm pretty much entirely on fire now and nothing is happening. What am I doing wrong?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 23, 2009, 11:08:32 PM

Quote from: Roukanken on August 23, 2009, 11:05:51 PM

Okay, I'm pretty much entirely on fire now and nothing is happening. What am I doing wrong?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) What sort of epidermal symptoms are you experiencing?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 23, 2009, 11:11:53 PM

My epidermis burnt away some time back. I think I might be down to the bone now.

As a side note if it means anything, I ate out at Eientei the other day and I got offered this weird green liquid. Could drinking that be part of the problem?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 23, 2009, 11:12:57 PM

Quote from: Roukanken on August 23, 2009, 11:11:53 PM

My epidermis burnt away some time back. I think I might be down to the bone now.

As a side note if it means anything, I ate out at Eientei the other day and I got offered this weird green liquid. Could drinking that be part of the problem?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Apply some kerosine.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Now I must step out for a little while.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: E-Nazrin on August 23, 2009, 11:17:16 PM

/me steals Purvis' family portrait.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 23, 2009, 11:18:14 PM

The kerosene worked wonders. Thanks, doc.

...*dies*

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Gpop on August 23, 2009, 11:26:44 PM

Quote from: Koishi Gpomeiji on August 23, 2009, 06:05:21 PM

I think I'm addicted to the smell of household products. And gasoline.

Help Dr. Purvis?

Quote from: Koishi Gpomeiji on August 23, 2009, 02:37:21 PM

Hmm...in past known cases I've been told that I produce a large quantity of male fluid. Apparently it's too much for other people's liking.

Any way to control this?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 24, 2009, 12:03:38 AM

Quote from: Roukanken on August 23, 2009, 11:18:14 PM

The kerosene worked wonders. Thanks, doc.

...*dies*

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) I'll send my bill to your next of kin.

Quote from: Koishi Gpomeiji on August 23, 2009, 06:05:21 PM

I think I'm addicted to the smell of household products. And gasoline.

Help Dr. Purvis?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) This is a serious problem. Take this prescription for a gasmask and wear it at all times. I'll send you my bill.

Your Horoscope is: RULE # 18 : # of clones = [-1 + ((creator?s C3 DP) / (clone?s C3 DP))] : fuzzy logic ; @ 12 COM & 100 C3 DP, he?d be able to make 1 clone of himself @ (1/2)x100 = 50 C3 DP, assuming his COM is @ 50 C3 DP or default psyche @ COM between 10 & 12. Look @ RULE # 19 & # 84.

Quote from: Koishi Gpomeiji on August 23, 2009, 02:37:21 PM

Hmm...in past known cases I've been told that I produce a large quantity of male fluid. Apparently it's too much for other people's liking.

Any way to control this?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) The easiest and cheapest way to deal with this issue is to donate your least favorite testicle to science. Or perhaps cannibals.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png)As an aside, it is not the amount that they are complaining about so much as your sloppiness with it and refusal to clean up afterwards. I recommend some tissues be kept near your favorite spots and perhaps a little cleanser as well. 

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Additionally, it seems my family portrait is missing. This is a serious affair!

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 24, 2009, 12:07:48 AM

I checked my ammunition and it is set to detonate at impact.  As for the arcing shot, it's supposed to be a new feature of the firmware update I just applied.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: ES-Anthy on August 24, 2009, 12:09:02 AM

I'm bringing up a previous matter that was not answered by you before, I have been taking alot of naps recently and each one have been of extreme lengths, I am fearing that I may be turning into a yukari, can you see if this may be the case?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Slaves on August 24, 2009, 12:10:48 AM

last week, after waking up, i realized my bed was untidy. this morning, the same indecent occurred. i haven't eaten any mercury for 27 hours, so i'm not sure what the cause could be.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Dragoshi on August 24, 2009, 12:13:40 AM

*Ahem* First off, I have eaten Roukan's corpse as part of an ever-growing insane plan to further my own power. What symptoms should I look out for to see if such changes occur?

Secondly, I seem to randomly phase in and out of real--*voip, vwip*--ity. It's really annoying and I wa--*voip, vwip*--nt it to stop before it gets out of ha--*voip, vwip*...nd. Suggestions?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 24, 2009, 12:22:45 AM

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 24, 2009, 12:07:48 AM

I checked my ammunition and it is set to detonate at impact.  As for the arcing shot, it's supposed to be a new feature of the firmware update I just applied.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Hmm. Is it possible that your enemies have perfected a kind of sound-based jamming device that sets off your missiles before they reach the target? Check to see if they carry those kinds of explosives, or if they gravitate more towards slug-throwers, lasers, or napalm. As for the Arcing problem, I assume the firmware is fully compatible with the mark II?

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 24, 2009, 12:09:02 AM

I'm bringing up a previous matter that was not answered by you before, I have been taking alot of naps recently and each one have been of extreme lengths, I am fearing that I may be turning into a yukari, can you see if this may be the case?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Carefully monitor your chest. If you seem to gain a couple cup sizes, your fears would be well founded. I'll send you my bill.

Your horoscope is: RULE # 128 : For how to clone DC Lobo, you use the following equation, where # of clones = [-1 + 10^[((his C1 DP) ? (his clone(s)? C1 DP)) / 10]]. So, if you put DC Lobo @ 43 C1 DP & his clone @19 C1, then maximum # of clones that Lobo can create from himself is @ [-1 + 10^[(43 - 19) / 10]] = [-1 + 10^[24 / 10]] = [-1 + 10^2.4] = -1 + 251 = 250 clones of himself, but his C1 DP would decrease for every increase in # of clones of himself, assuming the original Lobo is cloning himself & assuming he?s not being cloned by an outside source or a different character, where a clone Lobo would be considered a different character, but with same appearance, COM, & personality as the original, but the clone(s)? power(s) being greatly limited, when compared to the original, or source of the other clones. This can be restated as # = [- 1 + ((his C3 DP) / (his clone?s C3 DP))^(1/2)], which only give (2/3) the # of clones as the top-most equation, but for Multiple_Man, replace ?DP? with the unit ?PL? for power level IN EITHER OF THE 2 EQUATIONS in RULE # 128 TO GET # OF CLONES. The reason that you use PL rather than DP for Multiple_Man is that clonesare temporary & NOT permanent, sort of like Mysterio?s halograms, which are, also, temporary. The 2ndequation is restated into a 3rd : # = [-1 + [(his C2 DP) / (his clone?s C2 DP)]], which is used by the DC character Superman, when cloning himself, where if Superman is @ 1,234 C2 DP, then each of his clone is @ 123.4 C2 DP; but, if Superman is @ 12,345 C2 DP, same as Parrallax, then each clone of Superman would be @ 1,234.5 C2 DP. This 3rdequation was used in ?Rein of Supermen?. Look @ (latter part of) RULE # 134.

Quote from: Slaves on August 24, 2009, 12:10:48 AM

last week, after waking up, i realized my bed was untidy. this morning, the same indecent occurred. i haven't eaten any mercury for 27 hours, so i'm not sure what the cause could be.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Have you encountered any werewolves lately?

Quote from: Dragoshi on August 24, 2009, 12:13:40 AM

*Ahem* First off, I have eaten Roukan's corpse as part of an ever-growing insane plan to further my own power. What symptoms should I look out for to see if such changes occur?

Secondly, I seem to randomly phase in and out of real--*voip, vwip*--ity. It's really annoying and I wa--*voip, vwip*--nt it to stop before it gets out of ha--*voip, vwip*...nd. Suggestions?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Monitor your temperature carefully. If you seem to spontaneously combust, induce vomiting as soon as possible. Also you may have some issues with indigestion; some over the counter antacids will help with that. I'll send you my bill.

Your horoscope is: RULE # 9 : % of light speed @ C2 PL = [(2*(C2/100))^2]. So, @ 350 C2 PL, depending on size & mass of spaceship, percentage = 49% of light speed velocity, where C2 PL = C0 for velocity less than light speed = [X*[C2*C3]] @ C3 PL, which means between {[23^LOG10(23)]^2} @ C3 PL = (71.5^2) = 5,112 C3 PL & upper lower limit of 20,448 C3 PL, but 139 C2 PL = 39,130 C3 PL by 139^LOG10(139) = 39,130 C3 PL, where X = LOG10(Y), where Y = % of light speed, both @ PL, where C3 = material strength. For optimum, you?d want to use 70.71 C2 velocity & 70.71 C3. Here, 70.71 C2 velocity <in this equation> = between @ (10^4.15) mph by RULE # 155 & @ (10^5.814) mph by RULE # 178. And, 70.71 C3 = properties of titanium & iron. But, note that 60 C2 material strength IN NOTATION OF MULTIVERSER RPG = 5@10{(5*10+10 = 50+10), @ C2 PL} material strength if it has a material strength @ 1,451 by 60^LOG10(60), WHERE MATERIAL STRENGTH < X@Y > IN MULTIVERSER RPG & THAT MY RPG HYBRID ARE COINCIDENTALLY SIMILAR WITH SIMILAR ERROR ESTIMATES, BUT < IN MY OPINION > MULTIVERSER MIXES UP THE POINT DISTRIBUTION OF C3 & C2, JUST AS MOST OTHER RPGS, ALSO, MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE, INCLUDING HERO & ?86 MU TSR RPG. But, note that the UNCERTAINTY of iron @ 4@9= 49.28 C3 PL which = 20 C2 material strength which tells that the material strength x@y or @ [10*x + y] is NOT uniform for MS, as well as average stat of 1@6or [10*1+6] for adult human males which depends on many factors such as race & country of origin, since what may be average in one country may not be average in another country for set of humans. At extreme values, the notation x@yor [10*x + y] is @ C2, but @ human levels x@yis at C3. So, the time traveling spaceship & its male captain < trying to trick time into bringing his wife back from the dead which reminded me of the MU Elders challenging Mistress Death, but getting back to the captain > that challenged Jameway & her starship Voyager would be @ (2/3) C1 DP that of Jameway, or @ same power rating as the BORG Queen @ (2/3) C1 DP that of Jameway, putting her 90 to 93 DP by [(1.5)*(60 or 62)]. Look @ RULE # 10, & # 30.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 24, 2009, 12:24:43 AM

If eating the ashes of a phoenix gives you immortality, what do you get from eating the ashes of an Idiot Deity?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 24, 2009, 12:26:40 AM

My opponents shouldn't be geared with AMS tech but it might be possible they managed to steal a few.

As for the firmware, the FCS powers on and doesn't explode so I assume it's compatible.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Slaves on August 24, 2009, 12:26:49 AM

Quote from: Dr. Purjewry M.F.D. on August 24, 2009, 12:22:45 AM

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Have you encountered any werewolves lately?

no, the werewolf count here has been surprisingly low as of late.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 24, 2009, 12:28:07 AM

Quote from: Roukanken on August 24, 2009, 12:24:43 AM

If eating the ashes of a phoenix gives you immortality, what do you get from eating the ashes of an Idiot Deity?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) An extra chromosome. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down_syndrome)

Quote from: Slaves on August 24, 2009, 12:26:49 AM

no, the werewolf count here has been surprisingly low as of late.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) What about other kinds of lycanthropes?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: ES-Anthy on August 24, 2009, 12:28:55 AM

Quote from: Dr. Purjewry M.F.D. on August 24, 2009, 12:22:45 AM

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 24, 2009, 12:09:02 AM

I'm bringing up a previous matter that was not answered by you before, I have been taking alot of naps recently and each one have been of extreme lengths, I am fearing that I may be turning into a yukari, can you see if this may be the case?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Carefully monitor your chest. If you seem to gain a couple cup sizes, your fears would be well founded. I'll send you my bill.

Thanks doc, I'll be sure to do so, also, is there anyways to counter this?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Slaves on August 24, 2009, 12:30:58 AM

Quote from: Dr. Purjewry M.F.D. on August 24, 2009, 12:28:07 AM

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) What about other kinds of lycanthropes?

nope, the only thing i have made contact with is a large wooden table i keep in the dining room.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 24, 2009, 12:31:17 AM

Quote from: Dr. Purjewry M.F.D. on August 24, 2009, 12:28:07 AM

Quote from: Roukanken on August 24, 2009, 12:24:43 AM

If eating the ashes of a phoenix gives you immortality, what do you get from eating the ashes of an Idiot Deity?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) An extra chromosome. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down_syndrome)

Congrats, Dragoshi. THIS IS YOUR DIVINE PUNISHMENT FOR CANNIBALISM.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 24, 2009, 12:32:02 AM

Quote

An extra chromosome

Am I a bad person for laughing at this and getting the joke?

Hint: Downs Syndrome is caused by an extra chromosome.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 24, 2009, 12:34:12 AM

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 24, 2009, 12:26:40 AM

My opponents shouldn't be geared with AMS tech but it might be possible they managed to steal a few.

As for the firmware, the FCS powers on and doesn't explode so I assume it's compatible.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Hmmm. Try reinstalling it.

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 24, 2009, 12:28:55 AM

Thanks doc, I'll be sure to do so, also, is there anyways to counter this?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Try devouring a solar raven. The two should cancel out.

Quote from: Slaves on August 24, 2009, 12:30:58 AM

nope, the only thing i have made contact with is a large wooden table i keep in the dining room.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Is it a lycanthropic table? Check to see if it is made of dogwood.

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 24, 2009, 12:32:02 AM

Quote

An extra chromosome

Am I a bad person for laughing at this and getting the joke?

Hint: Downs Syndrome is caused by an extra chromosome.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) As the one who said it, no you are not.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Slaves on August 24, 2009, 12:34:35 AM

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 24, 2009, 12:32:02 AM

Quote

An extra chromosome

Am I a bad person for laughing at this and getting the joke?

Hint: Downs Syndrome is caused by an extra chromosome.

he linked to a wiki article about it, so yeah, everyone got the joke

and no, you shouldn't feel bad

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 24, 2009, 12:36:14 AM

Dude you know I can't see links on my phone!

Purvis: I reinstalled it but now there's a high-pitched whine and a bunch of dogs looking at me wimpering.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 24, 2009, 12:36:47 AM

Okay now that I've actually gone and died in that fire, is there any way I can bring myself back? I've left too much unwritten to just cease to exist here.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: ES-Anthy on August 24, 2009, 12:37:30 AM

Quote from: Dr. Purjewry M.F.D. on August 24, 2009, 12:34:12 AM

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 24, 2009, 12:28:55 AM

Thanks doc, I'll be sure to do so, also, is there anyways to counter this?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Try devouring a solar raven. The two should cancel out.

Well, I guess I'm going to have to deal with this then, since I don't like eating birds, for the greater good I guess.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Slaves on August 24, 2009, 12:39:30 AM

Quote from: Dr. Purjewry M.F.D. on August 24, 2009, 12:34:12 AM

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Is it a lycanthropic table? Check to see if it is made of dogwood.

no, it is made out of Brownwood.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 24, 2009, 12:43:47 AM

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 24, 2009, 12:36:14 AM

Purvis: I reinstalled it but now there's a high-pitched whine and a bunch of dogs looking at me wimpering.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Is it attracting dogs?

Quote from: Roukanken on August 24, 2009, 12:36:47 AM

Okay now that I've actually gone and died in that fire, is there any way I can bring myself back? I've left too much unwritten to just cease to exist here.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) I'll make you an appointment with After-After-Life Al's. They shall help you with a reincarnation. I'll append this to your bill.

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 24, 2009, 12:37:30 AM

Well, I guess I'm going to have to deal with this then, since I don't like eating birds, for the greater good I guess.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) You may be able to find a tofu equivalent at a well-stocked health food store.

Quote from: Slaves on August 24, 2009, 12:39:30 AM

no, it is made out of Brownwood.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) I think you may be being visited by a banshee.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Slaves on August 24, 2009, 12:46:00 AM

Quote from: Dr. Purjewry M.F.D. on August 24, 2009, 12:43:47 AM

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) I think you may be being visited by a banshee.

what should i do?

also, will this be on my bill?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 24, 2009, 12:46:18 AM

It's attracting their attention alright, but I don't know if it's the good kind because they are either whining or barking.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: ES-Anthy on August 24, 2009, 12:49:58 AM

Quote from: Dr. Purjewry M.F.D. on August 24, 2009, 12:43:47 AM

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 24, 2009, 12:37:30 AM

Well, I guess I'm going to have to deal with this then, since I don't like eating birds, for the greater good I guess.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) You may be able to find a tofu equivalent at a well-stocked health food store.

Well, I don't know of any, thanks for your help though

*Anthony pays his bill then goes off for another nap*

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: P♂ zeal on August 24, 2009, 12:52:26 AM

whenever I eat, a few hours afterwards an odd substance comes from the lower posterior region of my body.
Do i have a disease?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 24, 2009, 12:56:05 AM

Quote from: Slaves on August 24, 2009, 12:46:00 AM

what should i do?

also, will this be on my bill?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Of course it will. As for your banshee problems, I suggest ringing your bed in fresh clover, and wearing ear plugs at night. I'll append this to your bill.

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 24, 2009, 12:46:18 AM

It's attracting their attention alright, but I don't know if it's the good kind because they are either whining or barking.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) If it is attracting dogs, perhaps it is time to consider taking up work with the provisions sector on the side?

Quote from: Pozeal on August 24, 2009, 12:52:26 AM

whenever I eat, a few hours afterwards an odd substance comes from the lower posterior region of my body.
Do i have a disease?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Not quite. What you have is a moral disorder, causing excess sin to leak from your body in a physical state. My recommendation is to not be such a dick all the time. I'll send you my bill.

Your horoscope is: RULE # 75 : Diameter of a galaxy = [(C1 DP)*(1,000)] light-years. So, for a cosmic giant, his height = e^[(C2^(1/2))/2] = e^50 ft. = 5.18 * 10^21 ft. = ( 9.82 * 10^17 ) miles = [(( 9.82 * 10^17 ) / ( 6 trillion miles ))] = diameter of 163,658.63 light-years. And, # of galaxies created & their distribution is similar to creation & distribution of cells in an organism. Look @ RULE # 5, # 24, & # 26.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Rikter on August 24, 2009, 12:57:18 AM

Why am I in horrible pain now?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 24, 2009, 12:58:21 AM

Ok I got the whining to stop but now my Mech's main computer talks in Jive and I can't understand a word.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 24, 2009, 12:59:27 AM

Also the color scheme on my mech mysteriously changed to green with yellow and black stripes.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 24, 2009, 01:06:07 AM

Quote from: Rikter on August 24, 2009, 12:57:18 AM

Why am I in horrible pain now?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Well, my records show that you have been attenting Rugal's Self-Crotch-Punching classes. This is a normal side effect, it should go away in a couple days. I'll send you my bill.

Your horoscope is: RULE # 93 : # OF HORSEPOWER = [X*(MASS OF TL IN # OF TONS)], WHERE X = 10 FOR SEA, 100 ON ROAD(S), 1,000 ON SAND/MUD, 10^4 FOR AIR, 10^5 FOR SPACE, & 10^9 @ NEAR LIGHT-SPEED IN SPACE. X SEEMS TO BE PROPORTIONAL TO [Y*MPH], WHERE WHEN Y = 2, IT?S 50% EFFICIENT, & IF Y = 3, THEN IT?S 66% EFFICIENT. SO, A 1 TON CAR @ 200 HORSEPOWER CAN DRIVE @ 100 MPH, BUT IF A1 TON CAR HAS 300 HORSEPOWER, THEN ITS EFFICIENCY IS @ 66%. Look @ RULE # 102.

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 24, 2009, 12:58:21 AM

Ok I got the whining to stop but now my Mech's main computer talks in Jive and I can't understand a word.

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 24, 2009, 12:59:27 AM

Also the color scheme on my mech mysteriously changed to green with yellow and black stripes.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) It sounds like you have gotten a free upgrade! This is an excellent time to sample the vernacular of another culture, and thus become more valuable to your clan. I'll append this to your bill.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 24, 2009, 01:07:53 AM

But now I'm getting teased by the other pilots for having a Mech that sounds like a stupid Freeborn :<

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: ES-Anthy on August 24, 2009, 01:08:54 AM

*Anthony wakes up from his nap and checks his chest*


...well, it happened, oh well, at least I get gap hax now.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: P♂ zeal on August 24, 2009, 01:10:23 AM

I think my nose doesn't even.
Same with my left pinky finger.
What's going on?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on August 24, 2009, 01:11:12 AM

Doctor, I'm glowing green and HAVE THE SUDDEN DESIRE TO YELL AND TO GET EATEN BY A GIANT LION!

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 24, 2009, 01:14:09 AM

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 24, 2009, 12:59:27 AM

Also the color scheme on my mech mysteriously changed to green with yellow and black stripes.

The ghooooost of Toramaru Shoukanken is hauuuuuunting your meeech~

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: ES-Anthy on August 24, 2009, 01:14:52 AM

Quote from: Roukanken on August 24, 2009, 01:14:09 AM

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 24, 2009, 12:59:27 AM

Also the color scheme on my mech mysteriously changed to green with yellow and black stripes.

The ghooooost of Toramaru Shoukanken is hauuuuuunting your meeech~

either that or a wasp

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Dragoshi on August 24, 2009, 01:16:40 AM

Hm. I seem to have a chainsaw lodged into my back. It's not on or anything and I'm sure it's outta fuel, but. It's a real bitch sitting down with a chainsaw jammed into my back. How do I fix this?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: E-Nazrin on August 24, 2009, 01:17:20 AM

TSO, try telling it that it's failed you for the last time.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: helvetica on August 24, 2009, 01:17:40 AM

You idiots green black and yellow are the colors of Jamacia and Rastafarianism.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 24, 2009, 01:19:19 AM

Quiet, mon. *lights up spliff*

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 24, 2009, 01:20:12 AM

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 24, 2009, 01:07:53 AM

But now I'm getting teased by the other pilots for having a Mech that sounds like a stupid Freeborn :<

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) I think we both understand that the correct solution to to beat them silly on the practice field.

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 24, 2009, 01:08:54 AM

*Anthony wakes up from his nap and checks his chest*


...well, it happened, oh well, at least I get gap hax now.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png)With great power comes great responsibility.

Quote from: Pozeal on August 24, 2009, 01:10:23 AM

I think my nose doesn't even.
Same with my left pinky finger.
What's going on?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) May I suggest a course in remedial English?

Quote from: Hizengar Byakuren on August 24, 2009, 01:11:12 AM

Doctor, I'm glowing green and HAVE THE SUDDEN DESIRE TO YELL AND TO GET EATEN BY A GIANT LION!

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Have you had any contact with radioactive vessels or cosmic rays lately?

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 24, 2009, 01:14:52 AM

Quote from: Roukanken on August 24, 2009, 01:14:09 AM

Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 24, 2009, 12:59:27 AM

Also the color scheme on my mech mysteriously changed to green with yellow and black stripes.

The ghooooost of Toramaru Shoukanken is hauuuuuunting your meeech~

either that or a wasp

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) There's nothing WASP about yellow and black on green, star.

Quote from: Dragoshi on August 24, 2009, 01:16:40 AM

Hm. I seem to have a chainsaw lodged into my back. It's not on or anything and I'm sure it's outta fuel, but. It's a real bitch sitting down with a chainsaw jammed into my back. How do I fix this?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Use barstools.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Dragoshi on August 24, 2009, 01:23:29 AM

Okay. That'll work. I'll just need to figure out how to get this thing dislodged eventually. Unless I can find a way to absorb it into my body and gain the ability to have CHAINSAW LIMBS. Then I think I'd be getting somewhere.

In any case, thanks.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on August 24, 2009, 01:25:28 AM

Quote from: Dr. Purjewry M.F.D. on August 24, 2009, 01:20:12 AM

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Have you had any contact with radioactive vessels or cosmic rays lately?

Let me count...
Getter Rays... Spiral Energy... A G-Stone... and BOMBER!

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: ES-Anthy on August 24, 2009, 01:26:43 AM

Quote from: Hizengar Byakuren on August 24, 2009, 01:25:28 AM

Quote from: Dr. Purjewry M.F.D. on August 24, 2009, 01:20:12 AM

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Have you had any contact with radioactive vessels or cosmic rays lately?

Let me count...
Getter Rays... Spiral Energy... A G-Stone... and BOMBER!

You're still lacking J-jewels and THE POWER

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Fetch()tirade on August 24, 2009, 01:27:42 AM

I'm paying too much on my medical bills. What do I do?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on August 24, 2009, 01:29:34 AM

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on August 24, 2009, 01:26:43 AM

Quote from: Hizengar Byakuren on August 24, 2009, 01:25:28 AM

Quote from: Dr. Purjewry M.F.D. on August 24, 2009, 01:20:12 AM

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Have you had any contact with radioactive vessels or cosmic rays lately?

Let me count...
Getter Rays... Spiral Energy... A G-Stone... and BOMBER!

You're still lacking J-jewels and THE POWER

Yeah, that too.
Also, I seem to have developed some NIUUTAIPU PAWAA.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Dragoshi on August 24, 2009, 01:36:45 AM

You mean you have yet to know the power... OF THE POWER? :V

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Nachtwanderlied on August 24, 2009, 01:52:15 AM

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Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 24, 2009, 01:55:32 AM

Quote from: Dragoshi on August 24, 2009, 01:23:29 AM

Okay. That'll work. I'll just need to figure out how to get this thing dislodged eventually. Unless I can find a way to absorb it into my body and gain the ability to have CHAINSAW LIMBS. Then I think I'd be getting somewhere.

In any case, thanks.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Take an extra long shower tonight, it should wash right out. Have a band-aid and an extra towel ready for afterwards. I'll append this to your bill.

Quote from: Hizengar Byakuren on August 24, 2009, 01:25:28 AM

Let me count...
Getter Rays... Spiral Energy... A G-Stone... and BOMBER!

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) I regret to inform you that you have cancer. I am setting you up an appointment with an oncologist. I'll append this this to you bill.

Quote from: Flashtirade on August 24, 2009, 01:27:42 AM

I'm paying too much on my medical bills. What do I do?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png)Rob a health insurance CEO.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Helepolis on August 24, 2009, 07:02:35 AM

Doctor, I'll repeat my question: Whenever I see Enma-sama, my heart starts beating like crazy and I feel all warm and dizzy.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 24, 2009, 07:07:01 AM

Quote from: Helepolis on August 24, 2009, 07:02:35 AM

Doctor, I'll repeat my question: Whenever I see Enma-sama, my heart starts beating like crazy and I feel all warm and dizzy.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) You have an allergy the Sanzu River. Try to achieve enlightenment so that you can avoid it. I'll send you your bill.

Your Horoscope is: RULE # 7 : Equation for FORCE FIELD(S) < greatest military equation for both military & non-military applications > for ARTIFICIAL phenomenon(s), such as a nuclear blast, where C3 = @ DPfor TL, for its diameter in millimeters= 10^[C3^(1/3)] =10^[C3^.333] = 10^[C3^(1/r)], where r = LOG10(D), where D = radius in meters, where the just mentioned equation can be used to calculate the CORE temperature of nuclear reaction(s), where you can use the Soul Equation to figure out the number of workers needed for a project like the Manhattan Project, but use the exponent of (1/4) for matter-antimatter reaction(s) on @ C3 @ DP or default psyche, and (1/5) if C3 @ PL. The variable K or exponent for the natural force field equation = [5 + L], where L = (C2 / 400), where L = e = [(C2 DP) / 100)^(1/2)], where @ 400 C2 DP, e = 2, and where C2 = DP or default psyche, where r = [ K / 2 ] = 3 if K = 6. But, the force field for NATURAL phenomenon(s) for its diameter in millimeters = 10^[C3^(1/K)] = 10^[C3^(1/6)] for Mars, where C3 = DP or default psyche : you can apply this latter equation for the planetoid equation to figure out it?s diameter ; using the former equation for an artificial phenomenon, you have to artificially boost it?s life-span by decreasing its PL or power level, which you can apply to appropriately. Use RULE # 47 to check for accuracy. These 2 force-field equations hold & give shape to most of the rules in my (this) rpg HYBRID. You can, also, figure out Nd6 damage by a nuclear blast or attack. If C3 = PL rather than DP, then add the modifier +1 to the denominator of the exponent, meaning the exponent (1/3) should be change to (1/4)if C3 is @PL orPower Level < greatestmilitary equation : can be used to create all sorts of missiles, from bullets to nuclear warheads >.Look @ RULE # 8,# 48, & # 110.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: dustyjo on August 24, 2009, 07:40:36 AM

Doc, will I ever find teh loev?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 24, 2009, 07:42:07 AM

Quote from: Pako on August 23, 2009, 07:46:46 PM

NINEBALL TACOS FOR SALE, NOW TEMPORARILY WITH ETCH'S MEAT, ONLY 9 YEN.

You want this doctor?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 24, 2009, 07:53:37 AM

Quote from: dustyjo on August 24, 2009, 07:40:36 AM

Doc, will I ever find teh loev?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Do a seach at Gaia. I am certain someone there will have used that particular spelling. I'll send you your bill.

Your horoscope is: RULE # 197 : A new COM equation for guys, where COM =[((C2/10)+1)^2]. So, a guy @ 20 C2 would be @ 9 COM which is slightly different from earlier estimate of [C3/(pi + 1))]. But @ 30 C2,his COM = 16 with this NEW equation which is more compact, in that it has a closer correlation with & to C1 used to calculate COM for ladies (human), where COM for ladies = [(C1/10)^2], where C1 is @ DP. And, COM for human female clone is @ [(C2/10) ? R2], where R2 = 2, and C2 is @ PL. There are 3 racial packages: R1, R2, & R3. R3 for Caucasian; R2 for black African or black African American, including very small minority of Orientals; and R1 for South-Asian, Middle-Eastern, & majority of East-Asians males below border of Russia. But, these 3 racial packages < R1, R2, & R3 > sometimes overlap, meaning sometimes a Caucasian can be @ R2 {or even R1} rather than @ R3, and sometimes < but rarely > a South-Asian or Middle-Eastern can be @ R2 rather than @ R1, and sometimes R2 can be @ R1. But, for fictional characters like DC LOBO, his racial package would be @ R4 or higher, but minimum @ R4, but he can easily be greater than @ R4, but minimum of R4. But, the MU character Tombstone would be @ R3, between R2.72 & R3.14.

Quote from: Pako on August 24, 2009, 07:42:07 AM

You want this doctor?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) I'll pass. I just ate a small loaf of bread.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Dragoshi on August 24, 2009, 07:57:58 AM

Okay. I managed to dislodge the chainsaw. Though I now have a bigger problem.

...I need something to patch up the hole in my back with. Preferrably something that won't have me continue sitting on a stool. That, and things are randomly glitching like crazy around me for no reason.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 24, 2009, 08:04:35 AM

Quote from: Dragoshi on August 24, 2009, 07:57:58 AM

Okay. I managed to dislodge the chainsaw. Though I now have a bigger problem.

...I need something to patch up the hole in my back with. Preferrably something that won't have me continue sitting on a stool. That, and things are randomly glitching like crazy around me for no reason.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) For this you will need a good friend, a rivet gun, and a sheet of scrap metal. Preferably with no sharp edges on it.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 24, 2009, 08:08:09 AM

Is participating in "Return to the Barren Path" healthy?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Dragoshi on August 24, 2009, 08:08:31 AM

Will this also solve the glitching or will I need something else entirely for that kind of thing?

'Cause it- ??i????dd?g??F?e?A3Lx?A\?G?Lp???(D???????k??f??8t?'???ZxH??(@??N?T?r???t?_?g5?`?A?x1???? ?p?e???j!??????????????^i??6v???????u?Uq???*????i???D??[2q?????H0?_

...yeah. That's pretty much why. It's ludicrously disruptive. :x Though I am absolutely sure that I can get all that stuff in order to patch myself up, at least.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 24, 2009, 08:18:39 AM

Quote from: Pako on August 24, 2009, 08:08:09 AM

Is participating in "Return to the Barren Path" healthy?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Look at your actions, and tell me. I'll append this to your bill.

Quote from: Dragoshi on August 24, 2009, 08:08:31 AM

Will this also solve the glitching or will I need something else entirely for that kind of thing?

'Cause it- ??i????dd?g??F?e?A3Lx?A\?G?Lp???(D???????k??f??8t?'???ZxH??(@??N?T?r???t?_?g5?`?A?x1???? ?p?e???j!??????????????^i??6v???????u?Uq???*????i???D??[2q?????H0?_

...yeah. That's pretty much why. It's ludicrously disruptive. :x Though I am absolutely sure that I can get all that stuff in order to patch myself up, at least.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Have you been abusing a machine spirit?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Dragoshi on August 24, 2009, 08:21:54 AM

Not really, no. That's not really my kind o' thing.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Pako on August 24, 2009, 08:24:10 AM

Quote from: Dr. Purjewry M.F.D. on August 24, 2009, 08:18:39 AM

Quote from: Pako on August 24, 2009, 08:08:09 AM

Is participating in "Return to the Barren Path" healthy?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Look at your actions, and tell me. I'll append this to your bill.

My answer is yes.
Thanks to me and Pesco the story is interesting.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Apotheosis on August 24, 2009, 09:47:55 AM

ohhhhhhh fuck I've been shot

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Tengukami on August 24, 2009, 09:52:03 AM

It hurts whenever I take a deep breath, if I'm jamming a toothpick under my fingernail.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: dustyjo on August 24, 2009, 03:52:44 PM

What do I do about my love for cat ears and other non human attributes on girls?

DO I START SOME GENETIC EXPERIMENTS

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 24, 2009, 11:29:27 PM

Quote from: Dragoshi on August 24, 2009, 08:21:54 AM

Not really, no. That's not really my kind o' thing.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Hmmm. Have you devoured any hard drives lately?

Quote from: Pako on August 24, 2009, 08:24:10 AM

My answer is yes.
Thanks to me and Pesco the story is interesting.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) You're leaving out a whole lotta names, humboi. I'll append this to your bill.

Quote from: Apotheosis on August 24, 2009, 09:47:55 AM

ohhhhhhh fuck I've been shot

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Let's start with some preventative measures. First, stop getting shot at. This is perhaps the most important step.

Quote from: Amaterasu-ōmikami on August 24, 2009, 09:52:03 AM

It hurts whenever I take a deep breath, if I'm jamming a toothpick under my fingernail.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Are you saying to me that your breathing apparati are under your fingernails?

Quote from: dustyjo on August 24, 2009, 03:52:44 PM

What do I do about my love for cat ears and other non human attributes on girls?

DO I START SOME GENETIC EXPERIMENTS

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png)
(http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/4084/propcyanidebottlebystev.jpg)

Take two and call me in the morning. I'll send you my bill.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Dragoshi on August 24, 2009, 11:36:20 PM

...Oh yeeeaaaaaahhhh. I actually did do that a couple days back.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 24, 2009, 11:43:50 PM

Quote from: Dragoshi on August 24, 2009, 11:36:20 PM

...Oh yeeeaaaaaahhhh. I actually did do that a couple days back.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png)
Run some antivirus scans. Consider devouring an OS reinstallation if the problem persists. I'll append this to your bill.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: dustyjo on August 25, 2009, 12:46:04 AM

I take it you don't like me, doc.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 25, 2009, 12:57:15 AM

Quote from: dustyjo on August 25, 2009, 12:46:04 AM

I take it you don't like me, doc.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) I was merely trying to help you solve your problem.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Nachtwanderlied on August 25, 2009, 01:15:29 AM

I'm a bloodthirsty mass murderer who serves unspeakable ancient horrors.

How can I get better at that?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Rikter on August 25, 2009, 01:59:27 AM

I'm losing my train of tought very frequently these days. Got anything to help me with that?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Slaves on August 25, 2009, 02:03:19 AM

I'M LOSING MY BALANCE

EDIT: i just fell

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Fetch()tirade on August 25, 2009, 02:31:26 AM

Quote from: Slaves on August 25, 2009, 02:03:19 AM

I'M LOSING MY BALANCE

EDIT: i just fell

Have you fallen and you can't get up?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Gpop on August 25, 2009, 02:58:09 AM

Uhh...what should I do with this excess amount of semen that I just released from reading LittleShrimp's comics?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: E-Nazrin on August 25, 2009, 03:01:37 AM

Mop.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Apotheosis on August 25, 2009, 03:15:10 AM

Quote from: Dr. Purjewry M.F.D. on August 24, 2009, 11:29:27 PM

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Let's start with some preventative measures. First, stop getting shot at. This is perhaps the most important step.

What if I can't don't want to?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 25, 2009, 04:31:38 AM

Quote from: Khorneish Game Hen on August 25, 2009, 01:15:29 AM

I'm a bloodthirsty mass murderer who serves unspeakable ancient horrors.

How can I get better at that?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) That is not exactly a health or wellness problem, is it? But if you wish to improve, my advice would be to consult those whose techniques you admire, and try to learn from them. Synthesize them into your own personal style. Do be prepared to have to defeat them, first. Also, you will have to choose whether you give into the unspeakable powers or not. Doing so too strongly would cut into your efficacy, so do be sure to strike a good balance. I'll send you my bill.

Quote from: Rikter on August 25, 2009, 01:59:27 AM

I'm losing my train of tought very frequently these days. Got anything to help me with that?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Put out a want at for an engineer. Hopefully you'll be able to attract someone from Conrail or Union Pacific to help you out. It may be a good idea of hire a couple of railyard bulls if you think the problem may be hobo-related.

Quote from: Slaves on August 25, 2009, 02:03:19 AM

I'M LOSING MY BALANCE

EDIT: i just fell

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) This is a natural side effect of personal gravity difficulties. Repeat the test and see if there is any improvement.

Quote from: Koishi Gpomeiji on August 25, 2009, 02:58:09 AM

Uhh...what should I do with this excess amount of semen that I just released from reading LittleShrimp's comics?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Do you have access to a candlemaking kit?

Quote from: M5-Nazrin on August 25, 2009, 03:01:37 AM

Mop.

CALDONIA!

Quote from: Apotheosis on August 25, 2009, 03:15:10 AM

What if I can't don't want to?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Then you are going to have a problem with relapses. Really, I must insist you follow that direcetion.

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Easy Mode on August 25, 2009, 04:53:47 AM

Why do generic poptarts taste like heartburn?

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on August 25, 2009, 05:18:34 AM

Doctor, I-
AND FEED YOU
AND FEED YOU
AND FEED YOU
AND FEED YOU
AND FEED YOU
AND FEED YOU
AND FEED YOU

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Helepolis on August 25, 2009, 05:40:55 AM

Doctor I tried what you said, looking for enlightment. However, now I keep dreaming of Enma-sama and waking up every morning with a tent. Help!

Title: Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 25, 2009, 06:47:44 AM

Quote from: Murasa Mode on August 25, 2009, 04:53:47 AM

Why do generic poptarts taste like heartburn?

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) They cause an imbalance in the local ether. Try burning some incense. I'll append this to your bill.

Quote from: Hizengar Byakuren on August 25, 2009, 05:18:34 AM

Doctor, I-
AND FEED YOU
AND FEED YOU
AND FEED YOU
AND FEED YOU
AND FEED YOU
AND FEED YOU
AND FEED YOU

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) I don't accept barter typically. As well, I just ate.

Quote from: Helepolis on August 25, 2009, 05:40:55 AM

Doctor I tried what you said, looking for enlightment. However, now I keep dreaming of Enma-sama and waking up every morning with a tent. Help!

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png) Have you angered any dream demons or evil-ass ghosts lately? If so, whatever you do, do not let them bite your heart. I'll append this to your bill.