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Re: Jojo's Bizarre Grail War Part 3: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #630 on: April 12, 2018, 12:03:20 AM »
Geez, she's really pissed off from the whole "destroying her keyboard" thing!

>She's probably going to punch us anyway, so, put one hand in front of our face and the other arm across our midsection, and prepare to counter punch with either if possible.
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Re: Jojo's Bizarre Grail War Part 3: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #631 on: April 12, 2018, 12:25:08 AM »
> She's blind, just dodge it...
> No, maybe it would be a good idea to try to catch her attack and trip her or something.

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« Reply #632 on: April 12, 2018, 01:15:16 AM »
>She's probably going to punch us anyway, so, put one hand in front of our face and the other arm across our midsection, and prepare to counter punch with either if possible.

> She's blind, just dodge it...
> No, maybe it would be a good idea to try to catch her attack and trip her or something.

>You move to try and catch her arm as she takes a wide swing in you general direction! You grab her arm, and find she's built up way more momentum than you can grab. She tears through your grip and decks you pretty firmly in the shoulder, knocking you a bit off balance! She wastes no time swinging with her other arm!

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Re: Jojo's Bizarre Grail War Part 3: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #633 on: April 12, 2018, 04:09:40 PM »
>Try to move around her punch without falling over, and if she has her eyes open, mace her!

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Re: Jojo's Bizarre Grail War Part 3: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #634 on: April 12, 2018, 05:04:38 PM »
She's already blind

Hmm.

> Fall over on purpose and roll away. If she tries to stomp on us, try to get her leg.
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« Reply #635 on: April 12, 2018, 06:52:38 PM »
>Try to move around her punch without falling over, and if she has her eyes open, mace her!

> Fall over on purpose and roll away. If she tries to stomp on us, try to get her leg.

>You fall over and purpose and hit the sand fairly roughly. Still, it's a bit softer than falling on bare dirt, though perhaps not as soft as grass. You roll away from her as she flails a bit more.

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« Reply #636 on: April 12, 2018, 07:34:52 PM »
Dark Souls training paid off.

> Try to get to our feet before she's on us again.
> Is there any driftwood (or otherwise suitable objects) around that we could bonk her with?

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« Reply #637 on: April 12, 2018, 10:30:33 PM »
> Try to get to our feet before she's on us again.
> Is there any driftwood (or otherwise suitable objects) around that we could bonk her with?

>You get back into your feet. This is not as fast of a process as you would like, given the sandstorm and your own residual aches. On the plus side, Georgia doesn't seem to hear you get up.
>The closest thing to blunt objects on the beach right now seem to be the odd plastic bottle that is mostly buried in the sand. They would probably not be very effective.
>You're stuck by another fierce ache, this one lighting your stomach on fire for a moment!

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« Reply #638 on: April 13, 2018, 02:30:26 AM »
> Keep our distance from Georgia at the moment.
> "Nngh! How's it going on your end, Archer?"

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« Reply #639 on: April 13, 2018, 02:34:18 AM »
> Keep our distance from Georgia at the moment.
> "Nngh! How's it going on your end, Archer?"

>"Frustrating!" Archer sends back. ""I'm trying to get close, and he isn't letting me! And-Ah hell, he's coming your way!"

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« Reply #640 on: April 13, 2018, 02:59:05 AM »
> Oh no.
> Try to spot him!

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« Reply #641 on: April 13, 2018, 03:07:27 AM »
> Oh no.
> Try to spot him!

>You look over, and see a deployed parachute floating in your direction.

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« Reply #642 on: April 15, 2018, 04:34:52 PM »
> OH NO.
> Try to escape in a direction perpendicular to Caster and Georgia.
> "Archer, I don't think I can cast anything right now!"

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« Reply #643 on: April 15, 2018, 06:46:51 PM »
> OH NO.
> Try to escape in a direction perpendicular to Caster and Georgia.
> "Archer, I don't think I can cast anything right now!"

>"Shit!" is all Archer replies with.
>You blanch and run! You cover a few yards, but you are not faster than a parachute in a windstorm, it smacks right into you with surprising force, and knocks you off your feet and onto your side.

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« Reply #644 on: April 15, 2018, 07:50:43 PM »
> Try to cast Forbidden Zone, turning the surrounding ground into quicksand! Maybe it'll buy a moment for Archer to catch up...

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« Reply #645 on: April 15, 2018, 08:02:27 PM »
> Try to cast Forbidden Zone, turning the surrounding ground into quicksand! Maybe it'll buy a moment for Archer to catch up...

>You attempt to cast a spell, and cannot draw upon the mana to do so.
>As you attempt to cast, the parachute quickly retracts, revealing caster standing in front of Georgia, his attention turned toward you. At this distance, you would have recognized him at a glance. His hands play along his guitar, seeing to move almost of their own volition. His expression is unreadable.

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« Reply #646 on: April 15, 2018, 09:51:56 PM »
> Quick! Say something clever!
> "Uhh..."

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« Reply #647 on: April 15, 2018, 11:10:43 PM »
> Quick! Say something clever!
> "Uhh..."

>Caster doesn't answer, his expression doesn't change. Instead he changes the tune he's playing, and you feel the sand shift under you.

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« Reply #648 on: April 16, 2018, 12:30:32 AM »
> Run??

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« Reply #649 on: April 16, 2018, 12:32:42 AM »
> Run??

>Running while lying on your side isn't going to be very effective. You are probably not Curly Howard.

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« Reply #650 on: April 16, 2018, 12:49:04 AM »
> Crawl??

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« Reply #651 on: April 16, 2018, 01:52:45 AM »
> Crawl??

>You start trying to crawl away, and feel the sand stand to give out under your legs.

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« Reply #652 on: April 16, 2018, 02:04:33 AM »
> If we can't draw on our own mana, maybe an outside source will work??
> Scramble for a mana vial, and try to use it to create a Wall to pop us back up!

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« Reply #653 on: April 16, 2018, 02:36:07 AM »
> If we can't draw on our own mana, maybe an outside source will work??
> Scramble for a mana vial, and try to use it to create a Wall to pop us back up!

>You try to draw upon the Mana Battery, and find it is no more successful.
>The sand gives way,and your legs suddenly drop downward, into a steep pile of sand with no bottom that you can feel, you feel yourself starting to slip down.

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Re: Jojo's Bizarre Grail War Part 3: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #654 on: April 16, 2018, 02:50:22 AM »
> "ARCHER IF YOU CAN TAKE A SHOT DO IT NOW"

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« Reply #655 on: April 16, 2018, 03:00:36 AM »
> "ARCHER IF YOU CAN TAKE A SHOT DO IT NOW"

>"Trying!" she sends back. "Don't gamble on it!"

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« Reply #656 on: April 16, 2018, 03:43:06 AM »
> Is the parachute still in our reach?

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« Reply #657 on: April 16, 2018, 03:57:00 AM »
> Is the parachute still in our reach?

>No, it retracted after you were knocked over.

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Re: Jojo's Bizarre Grail War Part 3: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #658 on: April 16, 2018, 01:43:25 PM »
I can't make up my mind between trying to move or not, because you're not supposed to move in quicksand, but this isn't exactly quicksand.

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Re: Jojo's Bizarre Grail War Part 3: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #659 on: April 16, 2018, 02:15:18 PM »
What is there to say that would piss off Jimi Hendrix enough to distract him, like with Ford and Armstrong before him? Maybe insult Bob Dylan?
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