Chapter 6.
AN: OK STUP FLAMMMING U FUKING HUMN POSERS!!!11 U dunt evn no wutz gun 2 hppn so SHT UP!!!!111 N Skuuuya ISNT A MARY SOO OK SHES JST BEATIFUL N PWRFL N IMPRTNT N TH FAT OFF THE WRLD DPENDS ON HUR ITS DIFRENT OK!!!111 nives to ruro for da hlp, spelin's battr dis tim arund, but GIV ME BCK MY YUUYUKO PSTR!!!11
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I walked thru the snow to da forest of magic. It wuz cold and my feet hurt but I push on for da good of mankind!! My feet were soooo impurtant that I wuz loking down and watching dem as I trumpeted thru da snow. I wux paying so muych attent to my footz that I slamed head-fist into a tree!!! (AN: C she maks mistaks! NOT A MRY SU OK!!!! FUK U!!!11)
"HaY! Sup bitch!" said a voice above me suddenly surprisedly!
I loked up, chockedly. "WTF! Whuz there!?"
Up in da tea above me sat a pretty little catgirl!!! She loked like she wux 12 yrs old and she was fukkin SCHMEXAY! (but i'm nut a pedo, tld u befour) She woar a red vest with golden butons and a gren skirt, and had a green baray hat in between two cat ears on top of her hed! She had shrot brown hair and two cat ears on her hed. Owt the back of hser skrit she had a pair of tails and two cat ears on her head!
"Wut the fucking who da he ll are you fucking?" I inquired inquisitively.
The catgurl drooped out off da tree and landed on the groand in frunt of me. "Hi, slut! I'm Chen Chenkoskivy! I luv u cause ur so sexay. Wanna kum back to my place so we cn fuk??!!!"
"Uuuuh I dunno" I said unsuredly. "I had so much sex latly I dun wanna get pragnent."
"Its ok Im Imhotep neeway so Ill jus go down on u." she primised luringly.
"O ok" I responded acceptingly. "Leed da way, then."
Chenkroskivy dashed off thru the forrest and I foluwed her. She had a boombox on hur shoulder (AN: dey dunt hv thus in Genchimmychonga but suspenshun of disbeleef ok!!!) and she blared metroid_chen at voluum seting 11!!! Most bombboxes hav only up ta volum 10 but Chenchristoferson's went to 11 bekuz youaki aree hradcore lik dat! (HORNZ REPREZENT! \m/ )
Chenshamwow had a tittle hut on da side of a hil. It wuz a shabbie lttle place but it kept out da cold and da humn posurs so it wuz good enuf for me!! Chenchavez and me wnt inside it and struted to screw crazily!!! We mad all knids of noises lik "OOOH OOOH CHEEEEEEEEEEEN! TUCH ME DERE OH YES YES YEEEEEES!!" (bt sh's a kat so its ok and im nut a pedofile.)
I hafd such a big orgrams dat I thut my hed wuld explodde violantly!!! But Chentenga ketp gong down on me ovr and ovar. Gud thng I cn hav multiple orgratms!!!111 (fuk u hmn posrs yuakoi r da bomxxor!!!11)
Then.............. . after a loooong tim scrooing sooooo pashinutely...... we fall aslp.
(AN: Hy nut evry chptr cn me suuuper exiting,. BUT STY TOOND FR DA NXT ON ITLL BROW UR BRANS OWT!)