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Apotheosis

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my name is michael westen
« on: September 07, 2009, 04:52:54 AM »


i used to be a spy



yeah, well I'm bruce campbell and I used to be an actor



sam go away you're drunk again



FUCK YOU MIKE YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO



jesus christ



HEY MIKE I WANT TO KILL THINGS OH WAIT NOW I WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY FEELINGS GOSH I AM SUCH A WILD CHARACTER IT'S ALMOST LIKE THE WRITERS DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ME AFTER THE PILOT SO THEY MADE ME A GENERIC ACTION GIRL



shit on a ballsack i hate miami

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Re: my name is michael westen
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2009, 04:54:33 AM »
White people in Miami? That's Impossible!

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Re: my name is michael westen
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2009, 04:58:31 AM »


mike i know you're a hot shot secret agent and all but could you go do this thing for me i mean you're only trying to find out who the people who tried to kill you and your friends are but srsly this'll only take a minute



MOM GO AWAY I'M POSING



miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike help my friend get across the street oh and her son has bad grades, can you do something about that, i know you're a highly-skilled secret agent and all but oh yeah lemme guilt trip you into something just a sec



FUCK

« Last Edit: September 07, 2009, 05:08:14 AM by Apotheosis »
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Re: my name is michael westen
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2009, 04:59:43 AM »
His name is Robert Paulson.

Gpop

Re: my name is michael westen
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2009, 05:01:16 AM »
Lacks latinos/latinas in Miami.

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Re: my name is michael westen
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2009, 05:04:02 AM »
Lacks latinos/latinas in Miami.



SAM SAM



what



we are so fucking white



hell yeah

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E-Nazrin

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Re: my name is michael westen
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2009, 05:04:37 AM »
Please continue.

Spoiler:
why does my mom watch this shit
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: my name is michael westen
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2009, 05:07:40 AM »
Spoiler:
I actually really like burn notice, it's a good show, this is me just making fun of it



HEY SAM



what dickbag





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Re: my name is michael westen
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2009, 05:28:11 AM »
Personally I do like watching Burn Notice, mostly for Bruce Campbell

Re: my name is michael westen
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2009, 05:50:48 AM »
Quote
Series started June 28, 2007

This is the 1st time I've heard of it.

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Re: my name is michael westen
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2009, 06:26:55 AM »
Spoiler:
one more then I'm going to do something else for a while

NOW WITH A SPECIAL GUEST STAR



hey sam have you seen fiona anywhere



do i look like i give a shit about your silly ass girlfriend



man don't be like that i was just--



BEHOLD.



AHHHH FUCK



oh what the fuck is this



SILENCE MORTALS. I AM THE GREAT GOD KANAKO. I AM HERE TO MAKE YOU SUBMIT TO MY WILL.



OH FUCKING FUCK WE'RE FUCKING FUCKED



settle down pansy ass i got this



FOOL. DO YOU HONESTLY THINK A MORTAL WEAPON SUCH AS THAT WILL STOP--







OH FUCK





SAM YOU JUST KILLED GOD



shut up mike that wasn't god



what yes that was



no mike...there is no god but Allah





AND MOHAMMAD IS HIS MESSENGER



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Re: my name is michael westen
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2009, 06:33:56 AM »
it's Official Bruce Campbell > Kanako
also, Mima > Kanako and Suwako

Just expressing my opinion. :V

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Re: my name is michael westen
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2009, 06:36:02 AM »


God damnit. I saved this.
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: my name is michael westen
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2009, 09:37:00 AM »
I approve of the education for infidels. Allahu ackbar!

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Re: my name is michael westen
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2009, 09:49:12 AM »
man i'm not so sure about this

There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: my name is michael westen
« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2009, 11:21:48 PM »
His name is Robert Paulson.

His name is Robert Paulson.
His name is Robert Paulson.
His name is Robert Paulson.

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Re: my name is michael westen
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2009, 11:26:20 PM »
I initially read it as Bum Notice. >_>

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Re: my name is michael westen
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2009, 11:28:01 PM »
This won't end well.

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Re: my name is michael westen
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2009, 11:41:06 PM »
I need to start watching this show.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: my name is michael westen
« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2009, 12:05:24 AM »
My brother was addicted to this show.
He stopped when he went to college because there's no decent TV there. As far as I know.

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Re: my name is michael westen
« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2009, 02:21:37 AM »
Burn Notice is quality television. <3

Menorah Jams, Pham

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Re: my name is michael westen
« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2009, 12:26:46 PM »
Too much sunglasses and Miami, not enough YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH

Apotheosis

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Re: my name is michael westen
« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2009, 11:08:23 PM »
Too much sunglasses and Miami, not enough YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH



SAM SAM



OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHAT IS IT MIKE



I...I found Fi...



I care a lot.



she...she was...buried in a giant tub of ice cream



Oh, really? Gee. That's horrible. Really.



Now, that's what I call...





...a sticky situation.











Shut the fuck up.

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Re: my name is michael westen
« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2009, 11:21:31 PM »
This thread is fucking beautiful, and it must not be ruined.

Gpop

Re: my name is michael westen
« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2009, 02:57:02 AM »
Oh shit CSI.

You won Apo.