Cover Art<Kitten1u> Reisen was all WA-TAH
<Kitten1u> and Rise was all HI-YAH!
<Kitten1u> and the other rabbits were all HOOOOO-WAH!
<Kitten1u> and Watatsuki was all OOOOO-HAH!
>You are Reisen Udongein Inaba, Gensokyo's premier gunbunny, and now one of the most dangerous people to walk the face of the land!
>You an immigrant to Gensokyo from the moon. The events surrounding that have left you with a powerful hatred of Neil Armstrong, which you do not like to get into. You have been living at Eientei after running away from home. You work for Eirin Yagokoro, which has led to many rumors being spread about the abuses she heaps on you. Only a few of them are true! She has given you a variety of strange jobs over the years; you've done your best to handle them and think you did pretty well outside the moon incident. Kaguya Houraisan considers you her pet and you still don't know what she means by that; aside from the fact she uses it as an excuse to pat you on the head sometimes. You are deeply concerned about the rights and treatment of rabbits, particularly those in Eientei, and have managed to argue for them to have better treatment on a few occasions. You have crazy eyes and it freaks some people right out; thankfully you have gotten some tinted glasses to deal with this. You are a goddamn snappy dresser. You have tapped into the power of a set of exceedingly powerful artifacts, and have become powerful enough you could defeat your masters without undue effort.
>The Hakurei Shrine and Byakuren's Followers are at each other's throats over UFOs supposedly spying on the Hakurei Shrine, you've discovered it to be a Lunarian plot! A mysterious unnamed rabbit has been causing trouble, you've learned she is the rabbit who took your place and your name, and is also part of the Lunarian Plot. Marisa has asked you to hook up Alice with a suitable friend, or perhaps significant other. You've vowed to prove to the world you aren't just good for your sex appeal, however ample it may be. You are wracking your brain to figure out how to make a base six pair of paints. You have taken control of a set of exceedingly powerful artifacts, and can now rival either of your masters without undo effort.
>You recovered your stockings from being hung out like flags! You have befriended the Yakumo family! You've done multiple errands for Patchouli! You have hoodwinked Remilia into thinking you robbed Hakugyokorou on her behalf! You have Youmu's gratitude for returning her sword! You helped Letty deal with her hangover. You helped Hina find her missing arm and get it reattached! You've helped Nitori recover some scrap metal from a crashed rocket! You rescued Satori from a dumbwaiter chute she got stuck in! You've impressed the faeries with your ability to mutilate reason! You've gotten in good with the boss of the underground's premier club, The Felt! You have befriended a lone wolf, and had him trained! You've uncovered interesting bits of Gensokyo's mostly forgotten history! You have defeated an ancient terror of the Underground, the Oni Eater! You have been attacked several times by a mysterious apparition that wants the gems! You have become romantically involved with Eirin!
>Presently, you are confronting Yorihime about the actions and intentions of the Lunarians in Gensokyo. It has not gone well, but at least neither she or the rabbits have tried to shank you yet.
> "How do you expect to enforce Lunarian law here on Terra?"
>"My intention is to forcibly extradite her," Yorihime answers. You sense that you're starting to irritate her, though her face is as calm as ever.
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