Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
She'd been drinking too much egg nog
And we begged her not to go
But she left her medication
So she stumbled out the door
Into the snow.
When they found her Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
There were hoof prints on her forehead
And incriminating Clause marks on her back.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Grandpa
He's been taking this so well
See him in there watching football
Drinking beer and playing cards
With cousin Mel.
It's not Christmas without Grandma
All the family's dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts
Or send them back.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig
And a blue and silver candle
That would just have matched
The hair in Grandma's wig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh
And plays with elves.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Original lyrics in sound (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9jmr0MgFKU)
All: | Mangetsu wa Gensoukyou ni terashiteku Hoshi-tachi ga matataki hajimeta wa Minna ga matta ibu yo | The full moon Shines down on Gensokyo The stars have begun to twinkle The eve everyone's waited for |
Alice: | Marisa mitai na Kawaii ningyou wo ageru | I'll give a cute doll That looks like Marisa |
Yukari: | Sukima wo hirakimashou Minna wo koko ni tsuretekite | Let's open a gap And bring everyone here |
Yuyuko: | Yane wo koeru Saigyou Ayakashi wo | It passes through the roof The Saigyou Ayakashi |
Suika: | Mushou no okashi ga atta koro Jinja no miko ga kuru | Now that there's free snacks The shrine's maiden is coming |
Cirno: | Hinyari heya ni Ippai no AISHIKURU FOORU! | In this cold room Full of ICICLE FALL! |
All: | Paatii wa kore kara Konya wa ten wo ki ni sezu Minna e merii Kurisumasu Gensoukyou ni merii Kurisumasu Pichun pi pi pichun, danmaku ikioiyoku Sake ga ochinai yo | From here on out, it's party time And tonight we won't worry about score Merry Christmas to everyone Merry Christmas to Gensokyo Pichun pi pi pichun, danmaku flying vigorously Our sake not even drop |
Yuyuko: | Yosuzume ga Oi oi oi oishisou... | The night sparrow is Deli-, deli-, deli-, delicious-looking! |
Suika: | Osake to tabemono wo ippai dashite Enkai wo nani shiro! | [span class="mina"]We'll put out tons of booze and food And throw some kind of feast! |
Alice: | Doko ni iru no Marisa Sora ni kieta Taihen na mono to | Where are you, Marisa? You disappeared into the sky With the precious thing |
Yukari: | Arisu, Reti yo | Alice, there's Letty |
Cirno: | Hora howaito Kurisumasu | Look, it'll be a white Christmas |
All: | Paatii wa kore kara Konya wa ten wo wasurete Shinshin tsumori Ichimen dangeshou Donna kachi mo kitto harete Gensou no sekai Sora ni hoshi ga Futatabi zokutou shite Dareka ga "ze" wo hibikase Tobinukeru Houki ni wa Marisa Minna wo masupa Merii merii Kurismasu!! | From here on out, it's party time And tonight we'll forget about score There's a new plan The ground is covered in bullets No matter who wins, it'll surely clear And leave an illusionary world The stars in the sky Are spiraling out again Someone's voice rings out with a "ze" Above all other sounds On her broom, it's Marisa Master Sparking everyone! Merry, merry Christmas!! |
(and now it really shows I have zero singing training oh well :V)