Author Topic: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure  (Read 88811 times)

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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #300 on: January 17, 2010, 05:03:27 PM »
>Examine metal
>Fall in love with metal
>Go to sleep on metal
>Fantasise about pushing nitori off cliff
>Eat metal
>Bring metal home to eientei
>Examine tengu
>Ask Nitori what to do next
« Last Edit: January 17, 2010, 05:08:45 PM by 5 Magic Stone Snacks »

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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #301 on: January 17, 2010, 05:06:52 PM »
>Push nitori off cliff
Make that:
> Fantasize about pushing Nitori off cliff, we'll be screwed if the real action succeeds

> After all the above: Apologize to Nitori for acting like an idiot, Tewi must've mixed something into our food

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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #302 on: January 17, 2010, 05:13:49 PM »
>Examine metal
>Fall in love with metal
>Go to sleep on metal
>Push nitori off cliff
>Eat metal
>Bring metal home to eientei
>Examine tengu
>Ask Nitori what to do next
Make that:
> Fantasize about pushing Nitori off cliff, we'll be screwed if the real action succeeds

> After all the above: Apologize to Nitori for acting like an idiot, Tewi must've mixed something into our food

>You examine the metal from a distance. It looks like iron or steel plating. It seems to have been disassembled.
>It's not your type. You prefer something more fleshy and bipedal.
>You don't think Nitori would like that.
>As you don't think Nitori would care for that either, you fantasize about it. It ends with her taking flight and zapping you with some weird invention of hers.
>What are you, retarded?
>You ask Nitori if you could have some of the metal. "I could give you a sheet of it, sure," she says.
>The tengu who are outside are too distant to really make out what they are doing, but it doesn't seem to be very active.
>"We work our way over there, grab as much as we can carry, and head back to the shop," says Nitori. "Don't worry too much about the slope. It looks worse than it is, and the tengu swept the snow off the steps.
>You apologize to her for being a dope. She nods. "Alright, thanks." With that, she starts up walking up the steep road.

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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #303 on: January 17, 2010, 05:18:47 PM »
>Wonder why we are spending our day off working for other people
>Shrug
>Follow Nitori over to the pile of metal

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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #304 on: January 17, 2010, 05:22:01 PM »
>After we are done with nitori make mental note to go to the human village to buy a hammer. We can use this metal to help ran build her railway.

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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #305 on: January 17, 2010, 05:29:55 PM »
> Ask what those metal was before it was disassembled
> Ask what Nitori's gonna do with it
> Equip Thick Gloves
> Pick up as much metal as we can at once

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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #306 on: January 17, 2010, 05:36:48 PM »
>Wonder why we are spending our day off working for other people
>Shrug
>Follow Nitori over to the pile of metal

>Apparently you are that willing to do something nice. Or maybe you suspect having an engineer on your side will be a good thing in the future.
>The two of you work your way over the the pile of metal. Drawing closer to it, you can see that it has been dismantled by hand. It makes you wonder what it was, originally. The snow here has been churned up quite a bit.

>After we are done with nitori make mental note to go to the human village to buy a hammer. We can use this metal to help ran build her railway.

>Given Ran collects model railroad stuff, it is probably beyond your ability to make additional track on your own.

> Ask what those metal was before it was disassembled
> Ask what Nitori's gonna do with it
> Equip Thick Gloves
> Pick up as much metal as we can at once

>"It was a rocket I made," says Nitori with a grin you can see, even though she isn't looking at you directly. "Managed to get it to the sun and back. Had a key role dealing with that heat wave incident back in late fall, it did! One of my best pieces of work."
>She shrugs. "I'll probably leave it around the shop until I get my next big idea."
>You slip the thick gloves on your hands. They feel very nice in the cold weather, but you think your dexterity and your danmaku will suffer for it while you have them on.
>You go to pick up some metal, and hear a low growl within the pile.

>_
« Last Edit: January 17, 2010, 05:38:53 PM by Purvist Samurai »

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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #307 on: January 17, 2010, 05:39:10 PM »
>"Err, Nitori... your metal is growling at me."
>Shout out "Hey! Metal pile! Who is in there?"
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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #308 on: January 17, 2010, 05:40:41 PM »
>Freak out
>Remove metal from pile

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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #309 on: January 17, 2010, 05:44:14 PM »
>"Err, Nitori... your metal is growling at me."
>Shout out "Hey! Metal pile! Who is in there?"
>Freak out
>Remove metal from pile

>You start rather badly, you really did not expect it growl at you.
>"Huh, what?" Says Nitori, looking over at you and pile for a moment, then grimacing.
>You ask the pile a question. It does not answer.
>You remove a sheet of metal. The pile growls at you angrily again, the noise growing significantly more angry. You pull a sheet aside, and reveal a gray wolf, growling, glaring daggers at you and tensed to spring!

>_

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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #310 on: January 17, 2010, 05:45:35 PM »
>You start rather badly, you really did not expect it growl at you.
>"Huh, what?" Says Nitori, looking over at you and pile for a moment, then grimacing.
>You ask the pile a question. It does not answer.
>You remove a sheet of metal. The pile growls at you angrily again, the noise growing significantly more angry. You pull a sheet aside, and reveal a gray wolf, growling, glaring daggers at you and tensed.
>Nitori screeches.

>_

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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #311 on: January 17, 2010, 05:46:07 PM »
>RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
>Hide behind Nitori
>Shout to Tengu for help
>Remove gloves
>Shoot danmaku
>Curse parser

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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #312 on: January 17, 2010, 05:48:34 PM »
>RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
>Hide behind Nitori
>Shout to Tengu for help
>Remove gloves
>Shoot danmaku

>You move! You can hear the wolf chasing behind you and barking.
>You try to hide behid Nitori, but to do this you will have to catch her first!
>You shout for help, but the tengu are distant enough that you have no idea whether they heard.
>You pull off your gloves, but in order to shoot at the wolf, you are going to have to turn and face it.

>_

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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #313 on: January 17, 2010, 05:50:03 PM »
>Distort the wavelengths behind you so as to disorient the wolf. Leave the area in front of you fine, so you don't trip or make Nitori freak out even worse.
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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #314 on: January 17, 2010, 05:51:44 PM »
>Distort the wavelengths behind you so as to disorient the wolf. Leave the area in front of you fine, so you don't trip or make Nitori freak out even worse.

>This will require you to look in the wolf's direction.

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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #315 on: January 17, 2010, 05:53:44 PM »
>LOOK AT THE WOLF ALREADY

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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #316 on: January 17, 2010, 05:54:29 PM »
>STARE INTO ITS EYE SOCKETS
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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #317 on: January 17, 2010, 05:56:51 PM »
>DRIVE IT INSANE

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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #318 on: January 17, 2010, 06:03:38 PM »
>LOOK AT THE WOLF ALREADY

>You turn and look at the wolf, and start to manipulate the wavelengths around it.

>STARE INTO ITS EYE SOCKETS
>DRIVE IT INSANE

>It gives a confused cry while you warp the world as you see it.
>A moment later, unable to correctly judge distance, it slams firmly into your legs and knocks you over.
>You tumble over it, turning in the air and landing hard on your shoulder. Your concentration is broken.

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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #319 on: January 17, 2010, 06:08:57 PM »
>Quick grab it's head and get it to stare into your eyes.
>Wait until it is so confused it passes out
>Chuck it off the cliff along with nitori

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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #320 on: January 17, 2010, 06:11:24 PM »
>Quick grab it's head and get it to stare into your eyes.
>Wait until it is so confused it passes out
>Chuck it off the cliff along with nitori

>You find the wolf is currently a couple yards from you, beyond your reach. It shakes its head, then snarls and whirls to face you.

>_

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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #321 on: January 17, 2010, 06:12:35 PM »
>Declare a spellcard. Any spellcard!

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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #322 on: January 17, 2010, 06:14:47 PM »
> Shoot danmaku near the wolf to impress it
> Don't aim directly at the wolf, we might be able to get ourselves a pet if we do it right
> Hide all signs of fear, stare at the wolf directly and take a firm posture to make ourselves look big

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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #323 on: January 17, 2010, 06:18:28 PM »
>Declare a spellcard. Any spellcard!

>You do not have one in hand.

> Shoot danmaku near the wolf to impress it
> Don't aim directly at the wolf, we might be able to get ourselves a pet if we do it right
> Hide all signs of fear, stare at the wolf directly and take a firm posture to make ourselves look big

>You are, however, in a decent position to fire upon the wolf. You shoot in its general direction, causing it to yip and leap away from you. It lands a yard further away, snarling anew.
>You glare at the wolf, but it is difficult to make yourself look firm or large while laying on your side.

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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #324 on: January 17, 2010, 06:19:02 PM »
>Use illusions to make yourself or your shadow seem bigger

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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #325 on: January 17, 2010, 06:21:43 PM »
> Stand up, then try looking big and glaring again
> Shoot warning shots again if it tries to attack
> If we manage to startle it, shout at Nitori to get something to restain the wolf with

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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #326 on: January 17, 2010, 06:26:56 PM »
>Use illusions to make yourself or your shadow seem bigger

>You're not really good at creating specific distortions. Otherwise you would have set Tewi in her place a long time ago.

> Stand up, then try looking big and glaring again
> Shoot warning shots again if it tries to attack
> If we manage to startle it, shout at Nitori to get something to restain the wolf with

>You get to your feet, and the wolf leaps at you!
>You fire upon it as you rise, causing it to twist in mid-air and ruin its leap. It lands on its feet and draws back from you.
>"Like what?" Says Nitori, who is probably a dozen yards away now, though she has stopped running. "I got some rope back at the shop, you want that?"

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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #327 on: January 17, 2010, 06:28:47 PM »
> "Get that rope! Now! And you wouldn't happen to have a tranquilizer as well, would you?"

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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #328 on: January 17, 2010, 06:28:57 PM »
>"Yes, throw it over here!"
>Shout at the wolf really loudly. make it scared.
>Then run at it, fire a few danmaku towards it and then tie it up once we have the rope

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Re: Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #329 on: January 17, 2010, 06:31:52 PM »
>Manipulate wavelengths of voice to distort the sound and confuse the wolf
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