>Yell "SHAMEIMARU"
>A few Tengu, Momiji included, give you a look.
>Say Hello to Momiji
>"Hi!" she answers.
>safeguard panties
>YOU ARE THE PRINCE OF TENNIS
>You are wearing a long gown, you are about as safe as you're going to get.
>You would never be caught dead playing such a vulgar sport.
>Check Inventory.
>Examine each item in Inventory.
>We just did this.
>Your Inventory contains:
>Suspiciously Sleepwear-Like Witch Gown (worn as clothes)
>The name says it all, you don't have to change clothes after getting up when you're feeling lazy.
>Witch Cap (Worn as Hat)
>This Cap has a Crescent on it, and quite precious to you.
>Metal Sign: Metal Fatigue
>A spell to wear at and expand metal.
>List of Anti-Humidity Spell components.
>The name tells you all you need to know.
>Bottle of Frog Oil
>A bottle of greenish liquid supposedly from Moriya Shrine. It has uses in potion-making, and supposedly brings luck.
>Glass of Lemonade
>A mostly finished glass of lemonade.
>Bottle of Avalonian Colon-Killer Sauce Label
>The label to a brand of Hot Sauce.
>Ballpoint Pen
>It writes with ink. Practically magic.
>Pad of Paper
>Its uses are myriad and mysterious.
>Wood Sign: Sylphae Horn
>Summons Autumn Leaves and lets them tumble about.
>Earth Sign: Rage Trilithon
>Summons a landslide from the aether. Be careful of collateral damage!
>Fire & Earth Sign: Lava Cromlech
>Invokes a massive explosion of fire and rock. Careless use of this will cost you friends.
>Blessing of the Great Destructor
>Sealed with a kiss.
>Commandant Koppo's Cucumber Kaboom Sauce
>This bottle features a kappa in military garb inflicting a very painful-looking martial arts grapple on an anthropomorphic cucumber.
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