Author Topic: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure  (Read 91433 times)

Seian Verian

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #210 on: November 18, 2009, 12:33:00 AM »
>Philosopher's Stone on Reimu
>Fly away as fast as your magic will take you while Reimu is occupied

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #211 on: November 18, 2009, 12:33:30 AM »
>run away like meiling in EoSD stage 3.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #212 on: November 18, 2009, 12:36:19 AM »
>make Reimu the next victim of your schizophrenia spellcard
>be Armpits
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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #213 on: November 18, 2009, 12:38:57 AM »
>Philosopher's Stone on Reimu
>Fly away as fast as your magic will take you while Reimu is occupied

>Remember back when you tried this on Meiling? It doesn't work any better this time. Instead, you just give yourself a headache and severe shortness of breath. Then a faceful of talismans, which is enough to knock you over.
>Your current condition is: Frickin' Lousy.

>run away like meiling in EoSD stage 3.

>You try to get up, shile struggling for breath, and find Reimu standing over you and holding her gohei in a manner that leads you to believe you'll get a solid whack to the head if you try anything funny. "It is too damn hot for this shit, Patchy," Reimu says, "Why'd you make me have to come out here?"

>make Reimu the next victim of your schizophrenia spellcard
>be Armpits

>Sadly, this requires you to have such a thing. Ah well.
>Lord no. That damn maid would never let you hear the end of it.

>_


UncertainJakutten

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #214 on: November 18, 2009, 12:44:53 AM »
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>You try to get up, shile struggling for breath, and find Reimu standing over you and holding her gohei in a manner that leads you to believe you'll get a solid whack to the head if you try anything funny. "It is too damn hot for this shit, Patchy," Reimu says, "Why'd you make me have to come out here?"

>As I explained before, we were looking for Keine. I need some help with a few historical things. So, since Keine has disappeared, I decided to look for clues. Would you like to help, seeing as how you've kicked my ass?


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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #215 on: November 18, 2009, 12:45:19 AM »
>"I had the strangest urge to find out what happened to Keine. It's too damn hot, indeed. I suppose it's hurting my judgment."
>insert pauses for breath as necessary
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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #216 on: November 18, 2009, 12:51:58 AM »
> Bribe with sardines.
> Have her join your party.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #217 on: November 18, 2009, 01:43:45 AM »
>As I explained before, we were looking for Keine. I need some help with a few historical things. So, since Keine has disappeared, I decided to look for clues. Would you like to help, seeing as how you've kicked my ass?

>"No you didn't explain a think to anyone," says Reimu, scowling, "You bashed in a door and explained afterwards. And don't think I didn't see that spellcard come out."

>"I had the strangest urge to find out what happened to Keine. It's too damn hot, indeed. I suppose it's hurting my judgment."
>insert pauses for breath as necessary

>"I'll agree with the judgment part," says Reimu. "Now gimme the spellcards. If you've got heat on the brain, we can't have you running around with those."

> Bribe with sardines.
> Have her join your party.

>She considers the sardines a moment. "...Okay, you can keep one spellcard. And no, it's way too hot to be running around doing things."
>Your current condition is: Breathing Clearly but Still Short of Breath.

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #218 on: November 18, 2009, 01:49:27 AM »
>Keep Princess Undine spellcard

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #219 on: November 18, 2009, 01:54:28 AM »
>attempt further bribery with Chewing Gum
>if failed, keep Metal Fatigue since slicing things is useful and dangerous while water would just make people thank you in this heat and Philosopher's Stone is obviously useless in these conditions
There was something here once. Wonder what...

Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #220 on: November 18, 2009, 01:55:03 AM »
>trap Reimu in a magic cage, knock her out, grab your stuff, and run!!!

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #221 on: November 18, 2009, 01:57:38 AM »
>Use Rumia as a scapegoat

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #222 on: November 18, 2009, 01:58:41 AM »
>blame Canada
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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #223 on: November 18, 2009, 02:04:48 AM »
> Show Reimu the list in hopes of obtaining locations for components.
> Inquire if she knows any "secret things".

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #224 on: November 18, 2009, 02:05:07 AM »
>I still explained. No one listened. You aren't going to be as unreasonable as I'm being, are you?


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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #225 on: November 18, 2009, 02:14:17 AM »
>Keep Princess Undine spellcard

>Hand over all of your spellcards save for Water Sign: Princess Undine. "Thanks, Patchy," says Reimu.

>attempt further bribery with Chewing Gum
>if failed, keep Metal Fatigue since slicing things is useful and dangerous while water would just make people thank you in this heat and Philosopher's Stone is obviously useless in these conditions

>You used the gun to get some fish.
>"What, you want to trade?" asks Reimu. "Fine fine. But just this once." You trade Water Sign: Princess Undine for Metal Sign, Metal Fatigue.

>trap Reimu in a magic cage, knock her out, grab your stuff, and run!!!

>You haint got a cage, dumby!

>Use Rumia as a scapegoat

>"It wasn't me!" shouts the hooded figure from the alleyway.

>blame Canada

>"Who's Kanada?" asks Reimu. She helps you up and leads you into the schoolhouse.
>The schoolhouse is a has one room. Its walls are decorated with brightly colored letters and numbers  juxtaposed with pictures of historical figures, many of them drawn by crayon by various people. Obvious exits are south.
>Reimu sits you down on a bench. "What're you doing, Patchouli? You're smarter than this, breaking in and stuff. And when did you give a damn about Keine?"

> Show Reimu the list in hopes of obtaining locations for components.
> Inquire if she knows any "secret things".

>Reimu glances at the list. "That's a lot of junk."
>"Secret things?" Reimu shrugs. "I think Rinnosuke has a Secret Seashell for sale."

>I still explained. No one listened. You aren't going to be as unreasonable as I'm being, are you?

>"No you didn't explain. You acted like Cirno and tried to make up and excuse afterwards. It doesn't count when you try to act like you never messed up when you already mess up, dummy." Reimu gives you a friendly poke on the head to emphasize the point.

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #226 on: November 18, 2009, 02:15:39 AM »
>capitalize on the use of "dummy" and "friendly" in that sentence to make out with Reimu
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #227 on: November 18, 2009, 02:32:41 AM »
>capitalize on the use of "dummy" and "friendly" in that sentence to make out with Reimu

>You are far too out of breath to do this. Also, Reimu is straight.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #228 on: November 18, 2009, 02:36:10 AM »
>Ask Reimu for hot sauce
>If hot sauce is unavaliable, ask for something else to drink.

Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #229 on: November 18, 2009, 02:37:39 AM »
>ask for directions to Rinlskdjfosij Kourin's shop (i think thats his nickname)

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #230 on: November 18, 2009, 02:38:48 AM »
>Ask about Geysers

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #231 on: November 18, 2009, 02:39:04 AM »
Also, Reimu is straight.

This can be remedied.

>"Fucking heat."
>"Keine knows the history of Gensokyo, and would likely be helpful to me in finding the 'junk,' as you put it, that I am looking for. And it's not like I have anything better to do when the books are smearing themselves if you look at 'em funny."
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #232 on: November 18, 2009, 02:45:49 AM »
>Ask Reimu for hot sauce
>If hot sauce is unavaliable, ask for something else to drink.

>"I have tea at the shrine," says Reimu. "That work?"

>ask for directions to Rinlskdjfosij Kourin's shop (i think thats his nickname)

>"He's just south of town, near that road going to Youkai Mountain. I'm pretty sure you passed him on the way up here."

>Ask about Geysers

>Reimu scowls. "Don't even talk to me about geysers! If that stupid crow is doing dumb shit again and I have to go back down there, I swear I'm to break that arm thing over her head!"

>"Fucking heat."
>"Keine knows the history of Gensokyo, and would likely be helpful to me in finding the 'junk,' as you put it, that I am looking for. And it's not like I have anything better to do when the books are smearing themselves if you look at 'em funny."

>"Too right," Reimu agrees.
>"Oh. Well, she's gone somewhere. Or maybe got herself kidnapped. Hell if I know. Probably hiding from the heat if she's got any sense."

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #233 on: November 18, 2009, 02:50:59 AM »
>Twiddle Thumbs
>Examine surroundings

Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #234 on: November 18, 2009, 02:57:47 AM »
>ask Reimu to engage in a friendly game of thumb-wrestling

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #235 on: November 18, 2009, 03:06:19 AM »
>Twiddle Thumbs
>Examine surroundings

>You don't know anyone named Twiddle Thumbs.
>Looking around, you can see the room is dominated by a number of empty desks, with a rogue pencil or crayon here and there. The teacher's desk up front is fairly clean, though there are a few papers scattered about on it. A discarded ruler rest on the floor near the back of the room.

>ask Reimu to engage in a friendly game of thumb-wrestling

>Reimu raises an eyebrow. "You sure? You're kinda frail, don't wanna hurt anything."

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #236 on: November 18, 2009, 03:08:32 AM »
>Oh...by the way Reimu, I've also been searching for a man...all across Gensokyo. His name is Jeff K Anon, do you know him?


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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #237 on: November 18, 2009, 03:11:16 AM »
>Oh...by the way Reimu, I've also been searching for a man...all across Gensokyo. His name is Jeff K Anon, do you know him?

>"Never heard of him," says Reimu.
>Your Condition is now: Needs a Drink, But Otherwise Fine.

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #238 on: November 18, 2009, 03:23:43 AM »
>examine papers on Keine's desk
>examine ruler
>ask Reimu if she'd hit you for taking the ruler with you
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #239 on: November 18, 2009, 03:33:48 AM »
> Are you sure? I recall a story about someone you told off. He was trying to hit on you and you said "When you fly" or something really funny that implied he was a pig.

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