Author Topic: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure  (Read 90683 times)

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #90 on: November 17, 2009, 03:22:50 AM »
> Attach chewing gum to nail
> Cast

>You decide to take a break and do some finishing.

>Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A START!

>You get a nibble on the line!

>discard thy oppressively insulatory clothing

>In a world where Aya runs amok and that maid is looking for another way to make your life miserable? You must be joking. Besides, someone might see your embarrassing tattoo.

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #91 on: November 17, 2009, 03:24:28 AM »
>Buy a tracksuit
There are people in this world who enjoy being alone. But there isn't a single person who can bear solitude.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #92 on: November 17, 2009, 03:30:52 AM »
>Buy a tracksuit

>This is a lakeshore, not a lakestore.

>_

Toasty

Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #93 on: November 17, 2009, 03:32:45 AM »
>Pull up on line

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #94 on: November 17, 2009, 03:40:30 AM »
>Pull up on line

>You tug the line, and find it is surprisingly heavy! With a bit of work, you lug out a large tangle of seaweed, with 30 sardines caught in it!

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #95 on: November 17, 2009, 03:41:39 AM »
> eat all sardines

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #96 on: November 17, 2009, 03:54:20 AM »
> eat all sardines

>It is some delicious sardines! You pluck one out and chow down on it. It is...an interesting experience, to say the least. You are only able to finish off six of them until you get full. Now you feel funny.
>Current Condition: Don't feel so good.

>_

E-Nazrin

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #97 on: November 17, 2009, 04:20:05 AM »
>remember to cook your meals next time
>vomit into the lake
>recall tattoo
>acquire remainder of fishes for bribery purposes
There was something here once. Wonder what...

Toasty

Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #98 on: November 17, 2009, 04:26:15 AM »
>Bait sign [omega worm] to catch more fish. Sun sign [royal flare] to cook.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #99 on: November 17, 2009, 04:28:35 AM »
>No, don't! YOU'RE WASTING SPELLCARDS, YOU FOOL!
>Look around for a Daiyousei
There are people in this world who enjoy being alone. But there isn't a single person who can bear solitude.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #100 on: November 17, 2009, 04:31:04 AM »
>remember to cook your meals next time
>vomit into the lake
>recall tattoo
>acquire remainder of fishes for bribery purposes

>One should not forget the lessons of the Stone Age, indeed.
>You don't have to throw up yet. Soon, perhaps, but not yet.
>You don't like to think about that tattoo much. But suffice it to say, you'll remember the summer festivities incident where Suika first showed up better than anyone else ever will because of it. You couldn't sit properly for two days...
>You acquire 24 sardines.

>Bait sign [omega worm] to catch more fish. Sun sign [royal flare] to cook.

>If you could conjure spellcards out aether like that, Marisa never would have been able to break into your library to begin with. Regardless, you don't know any way to summon worms, it's not the sort of thing you want hanging about your books.

>No, don't! YOU'RE WASTING SPELLCARDS, YOU FOOL!
>Look around for a Daiyousei

>You see no Daiyousei. She must be elsewhere.

>_

Toasty

Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #101 on: November 17, 2009, 04:39:57 AM »
>North to forest

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #102 on: November 17, 2009, 04:40:25 AM »
>bust a move
>vomit into lake
There was something here once. Wonder what...

Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #103 on: November 17, 2009, 04:45:08 AM »
>look for frozen frogs

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #104 on: November 17, 2009, 04:48:38 AM »
>North to forest

>You go north.
>You walk through the beautiful autumnal forest, as leaves rain drift to the ground periodically in a lovely display of fiery colors. Juxtaposed against the day's heat, the effect it rather disconcerting.
>You reach a T-Intersection in the forest. The road you're on continues northward, while another road coming from the east intersects with it. Wriggle stands near a pole at the intersection. When she sees you, she calls out, "Freeze those knees, my chickadee!"

>bust a move
>vomit into lake

>In response, you cut a little rug in the Vanic style: hop spin spin. You don't feel so good for having done that, but you'd doing well enough. All for the better, since you left the lake behind. "Smooth moves, chombatta," says Wriggle.

>look for frozen frogs

>You see no frozen frogs, and cannot imagine anything would remain frozen for this long in this weather.

>_

Toasty

Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #105 on: November 17, 2009, 04:50:10 AM »
>Ask wriggle if she wants to join your party

Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #106 on: November 17, 2009, 04:51:53 AM »
>Make or find a Bracer.
>Enchant with fire properties.
>Shout "FAIA BUREIZA".
>Use bad translation to breathe fire.
>Incorporate into new spellcard.

>Ask Wriggle what business she has in this area.

Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #107 on: November 17, 2009, 04:52:08 AM »
>plan wriggles death if she refuses

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #108 on: November 17, 2009, 04:53:28 AM »
>"Cool cape, bro."
There was something here once. Wonder what...

Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #109 on: November 17, 2009, 04:57:08 AM »
>"Cool cape, bro."
this won't end well.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #110 on: November 17, 2009, 05:04:27 AM »
>Ask wriggle if she wants to join your party

>Make or find a Bracer.
>Enchant with fire properties.
>Shout "FAIA BUREIZA".
>Use bad translation to breathe fire.
>Incorporate into new spellcard.

>Ask Wriggle what business she has in this area.

>"Nah nah," says Wriggles, waving a hand, "But Wriggles' got the things you want bought. Check this out." She reaches into a cape pocket and produces a bottle of greenish liquid.
>You see no bracers.

>plan wriggles death if she refuses

>You plot and plan. Entirely Academic, of course.

>"Cool cape, bro."

>"Check it, speedwagon" says Wriggle in turn. "You see this? I ganked straight for the Moriya beat. It'll solve aaaaall your problems."

>_

Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #111 on: November 17, 2009, 05:05:36 AM »
> Examine bottle

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #112 on: November 17, 2009, 05:07:47 AM »
>Be the other loli
There are people in this world who enjoy being alone. But there isn't a single person who can bear solitude.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #113 on: November 17, 2009, 05:12:36 AM »
> Examine bottle

>It is a bottle, full of translucent green liquid. You see no markings on it.

>Be the other loli

>Are you sure you should be doing that, Avatar?

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #114 on: November 17, 2009, 05:15:25 AM »
>Sample Green Liquid

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #115 on: November 17, 2009, 05:19:49 AM »
>Sample Green Liquid

>You reach for the bottle, and Wriggle draws it away. "Ah ah," she says, "You gotta pay before you play, chombatta. This is frog oil, and you know what frogs are? Frogs are lucky as a ducky, can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it? I know you have something nice to trade of for it."

>_

Maid Xan~

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  • What... what are you smiling like that for, Koto?
Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #116 on: November 17, 2009, 05:22:35 AM »
> Say "I hear that stuff burns pretty well. Are you sure you should be fooling around with it?"
There are people in this world who enjoy being alone. But there isn't a single person who can bear solitude.

Toasty

Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #117 on: November 17, 2009, 05:23:55 AM »
>Make molotov cocktail
>Burn forest down

Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #118 on: November 17, 2009, 05:25:38 AM »
>Hunt down Mystia

Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #119 on: November 17, 2009, 05:26:13 AM »
> Trade Questionable Spicy Chinese Beverage for the frog oil