Author Topic: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure  (Read 89156 times)

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #30 on: November 16, 2009, 04:20:41 PM »
>ask if Meiling has any Bamboo Flowers we can take the extract from.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #31 on: November 16, 2009, 04:26:11 PM »
>Remove CRESENT from HAT.
>Modify CRESENT into KILLER WEAPON.
>Attempt to find out how to make the mythical SEVEN-ALARM HOT SAUCE.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #32 on: November 16, 2009, 04:44:06 PM »
>Pray to Nyarlathotep for guidence.
>Ask Meiling who the hell would kidnap Cirno.
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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #33 on: November 16, 2009, 07:59:41 PM »
>ask if Meiling has any Bamboo Flowers we can take the extract from.

>She shakes her head. "Bit late in the year for flowers, isn't it?"

>Remove CRESENT from HAT.
>Modify CRESENT into KILLER WEAPON.
>Attempt to find out how to make the mythical SEVEN-ALARM HOT SAUCE.

>You remove the crescent from your hat. You contemplate it, but no methods of weaponizing it immediately come to mind. Your crescentless hat also leaves you feeling rather embarrassed.

>Pray to Nyarlathotep for guidence.
>Ask Meiling who the hell would kidnap Cirno.

>Oh no, you're not falling for that one again.
>"Right now?" Meiling asks in turn, wiping some sweat from her brow, "I'd do it without a second thought!"

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #34 on: November 16, 2009, 08:05:51 PM »
> Ask Meiling which way Mokou went

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #35 on: November 16, 2009, 08:42:19 PM »
> Ask Meiling which way Mokou went

>"She came from the west, went East," says Meiling. "Had her usual sourpuss look on."

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #36 on: November 16, 2009, 08:54:14 PM »
>Ask meiling if she has anything to drink. If she does, leave the station in search of mokou to see if she knows where cirno is and if she has any ingredients for the spell (after quenching any thirst). If not, mukyu.
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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #37 on: November 16, 2009, 08:55:49 PM »
>Kick Pak(ry

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #38 on: November 16, 2009, 09:00:29 PM »
>Cast Blizzaga
>Ask about Jeff K. Anon.


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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #39 on: November 16, 2009, 09:07:51 PM »
>Ask meiling if she has anything to drink. If she does, leave the station in search of mokou to see if she knows where cirno is and if she has any ingredients for the spell (after quenching any thirst). If not, mukyu.

>"Oh sure!" says Meiling. She gives you a Suspicious Chinese Beverage.
>You leave the Guard Station.
>You are standing in front of Scarlet Devil Mansion. To the north, you can see a large lake, a well-worn path running alongside its banks. Off to the west side of the gates is Meiling's guard station. Obvious exits are South, East, WestA, and WestB

>Kick Pak(ry

>Ahure Mazd(ry

>Cast Blizzaga
>Ask about Jeff K. Anon.

>WRF is this shit mastake.
>"Don't know him," says Meiling as she follows you out. "That some kinda author you like? I don't get to do much reading out here."

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #40 on: November 16, 2009, 09:11:36 PM »
>East. Mumble harsh things as you walk away from Hong.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #41 on: November 16, 2009, 09:11:49 PM »
>Drink the lake dry
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #42 on: November 16, 2009, 09:13:32 PM »
>Guy made of bees

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #43 on: November 16, 2009, 09:18:15 PM »
>Guy Made of Bees


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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #44 on: November 16, 2009, 09:30:42 PM »
>East. Mumble harsh things as you walk away from Hong.

>You head toward the east, mumbling "Harsh things" over and over again.
>You come to a placid and isolated part of the lake shore. The path here is is not nearly so well worn or large as it was in front of the manor. To the east, you can see a small but well-maintained cabin; there is presently a little doll flitting about its roof with a hammer and some nails, doing repairs. The path continues  northward and around the rest of the lake. Obvious exits are west, east, and north.

>Drink the lake dry

>You decide to challenge yourself, and attempt to drain the lake.
>Ew! It takes like dirt! You stop this silliness at once.

>Guy made of bees
>Guy Made of Bees

>Praised be there are no mirrors around. Only a neophyte fool would make that kind of mistake!

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #45 on: November 16, 2009, 09:32:14 PM »
>Cast spell that makes the lake taste like pure water
>Drink the lake dry
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #46 on: November 16, 2009, 09:38:51 PM »
> East
> Ask the doll whose cabin this is if Alice is home

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #47 on: November 16, 2009, 09:44:02 PM »
>cast "detect rophynol" if it'd see into the cabin and/or is an easily maintainable self-enchantment
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #48 on: November 16, 2009, 09:44:29 PM »
>Cast Blizzard


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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #49 on: November 16, 2009, 09:45:59 PM »
>Cast spell that makes the lake taste like pure water
>Drink the lake dry

>Casting that much water purification would be bad for your spleen; you couldn't even get off Philosopher's Stone earlier.
>That water tastes nasty. Fish poop in it.

> East
> Ask the doll whose cabin this is if Alice is home

>You head east.
>You stand on the front porch of the cabin. It is rather small, and has a single rocking chair on it. The door in front of you is closed.
>You pose your question to the doll. It nods.

>Cast Blizzard

>If you could do this, you wouldn't be in this mess.

>_

Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #50 on: November 16, 2009, 09:46:56 PM »
>Search for a sturdy stick to use as wepon!

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #51 on: November 16, 2009, 09:47:40 PM »
>Non directional laser the sun. Until it cools off.


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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #52 on: November 16, 2009, 10:00:45 PM »
>Search for a sturdy stick to use as wepon!

>You see no sticks around the porch area. But you are close to the forest, so perhaps you'll get lucky.

>Non directional laser the sun. Until it cools off.

>Marisa stole that Spellcard from you some time ago.

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #53 on: November 16, 2009, 10:03:32 PM »
>Cast Nahal's Reckless Dweomer
>At the sun


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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #54 on: November 16, 2009, 10:11:47 PM »
> Ignore creatures with high catness rating

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #55 on: November 16, 2009, 10:13:28 PM »
>Tell the doll to let Alice know we're here and have important business to discuss
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #56 on: November 16, 2009, 10:22:21 PM »
>Cast Nahal's Reckless Dweomer
>At the sun

>You try to invoke this spell, but fail. Wild Magic and Five Elements Magic don't mix so well.
>You are now: A Little Tired.

> Ignore creatures with high catness rating

>That might not be wise if you encounter Chen.

>Tell the doll to let Alice know we're here and have important business to discuss

>The doll nods, and disappears into the cabin through an open window.
>A moment later, the door opens and Alice steps out. A delicious breeze from within accompanies her. "Oh, hello there!" she says, eyebrows raised a little, then smiling. "I didn't expect you to drop in. What can I do for you?"

>_

Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #57 on: November 16, 2009, 10:24:16 PM »
>Ask if Alice has ice cream.
>If no, then ask to come in.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #58 on: November 16, 2009, 10:28:28 PM »
>"Marisa told me she'd return all of my books if I drank the entire lake. I don't have enough power to purify it by myself, though. I need your help."
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #59 on: November 16, 2009, 10:33:54 PM »
> Bees.mp3

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