Author Topic: Return to the Barren Path (Read 76963 times)

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #90 on:** July 14, 2009, 07:05:48 PM »

Quote from: The sword that cleaves evil on July 14, 2009, 06:51:37 PM

>Steal the parasol with your shield

>You watch her, and start the two of you start to circle. Remilia seems well aware that losing the parasol would be a bad thing, and keeps it back away from you, angling it as she needs to keep the sun off of her. You make no real progress, but she doesn't attack you instantly either, buying you some time.
>It seems that Kaguya is talking to Flandre at the moment. Rumia seems to be trying to join in on that conversation, her speech impediment makes that more or less impossible. But she keeps trying, bless her heart. Mystia is nowhere to be seen.

>_

Pesco · « **Reply #91 on:** July 14, 2009, 08:38:13 PM »

> Offer blood

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #92 on:** July 15, 2009, 12:26:06 AM »

(Leave it to you all :S)

>Continue the attempt to steal the parasol, while telling her that was the manly punch of stop fucking moping and get yer goddamn house back.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #93 on:** July 15, 2009, 12:38:04 AM »

>less paranoia, more wit

Dragoshi · « **Reply #94 on:** July 15, 2009, 01:08:35 AM »

>Seconding of the aforementioned motion of less paranoia, more wit.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #95 on:** July 15, 2009, 01:21:57 AM »

>Use your manly logic to break her trance (Or her face)

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #96 on:** July 15, 2009, 01:32:12 AM »

>"So what, you're going to give up on everyone that cares about you?!"

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #97 on:** July 15, 2009, 04:45:20 AM »

Quote from: Pesco on July 14, 2009, 08:38:13 PM

> Offer blood

>"Sure, just give me a minute to tear it all out of you!" She replies.

Quote from: UncertainKitten on July 15, 2009, 12:26:06 AM

>Continue the attempt to steal the parasol, while telling her that was the manly punch of stop fucking moping and get yer goddamn house back.

>"And why, expectly, do you think I'm some common thief!" She punctuates this with trying to kick you in the stomach. You whip out your towel to try and snag her parasol, but it doesn't quite cacth. Thankfully, you do manage to interfere enough with her attack to keep her from ruining your precious, precious abdomen.

Quote from: The sword that cleaves evil on July 15, 2009, 01:21:57 AM

>Use your manly logic to break her trance (Or her face)

>Keep working on it.

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 15, 2009, 01:32:12 AM

>"So what, you're going to give up on everyone that cares about you?!"

>"Hrmph! And what exactly do you propose I do? Drive that youkai out of the manor she rightfully won from me? Steal the contracts I wagered and lost, as though I had no dignity? Are you saying the word of Remilia Scarlet means nothing? What the hell sort of person do you think I am!"
>She steps back into the shadows for a moment, lowering her parasol, and seems to be plotting something. Certainly she isn't taking her eyes off you or looking any less like she wants to smash your soul with a lead pipe.

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #98 on:** July 15, 2009, 05:05:28 AM »

>"There is always a loophole. I know your pride's stinging, but you're only hurting yourself by moping around here!"
> "Come to think of it, you don't have to chase her out. I'm here for Patchouli and Sakuya. Not the Mansion. Were your contracts so extensive as to prevent you from even visiting?"

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #99 on:** July 15, 2009, 05:26:19 AM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 15, 2009, 05:05:28 AM

>"There is always a loophole. I know your pride's stinging, but you're only hurting yourself by moping around here!"
> "Come to think of it, you don't have to chase her out. I'm here for Patchouli and Sakuya. Not the Mansion. Were your contracts so extensive as to prevent you from even visiting?"

>"Of course there's a loophole! I just have to convince the bitch to sell, the afford it!" Remilia shouts. "And you think I can just waltz in? You don't know anything about vampires, do you?" She punctuates this last bit by snapping open her parasol and charging for you!

>_

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #100 on:** July 15, 2009, 05:40:00 AM »

> Kung fu, your inner Bruce Lee, unleash the dragon.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #101 on:** July 15, 2009, 05:46:57 AM »

>riposte
>"Apparently not! Care to explain, then?"

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #102 on:** July 15, 2009, 05:56:04 AM »

Quote from: Asphyxiated-Fairy on July 15, 2009, 05:40:00 AM

> Kung fu, your inner Bruce Lee, unleash the dragon.

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 15, 2009, 05:46:57 AM

>riposte
>"Apparently not! Care to explain, then?"

>You watch, as Remilia draws back an arm while charging to try and tear into your ribs. With a quickness that surprises even yourself, you grab her wrist, pivot, and toss her!
>Then you feel her hand clamp onto your wrist, and suddenly you are jerked off your feet! You hit the ground a moment after Remilia does; thankfully not nearly so dazed or hurt as you were when she hit you with that uppercut. She is already getting back to her feet, steaming a bit from the sunlight she got on herself before snapping her parasol back into place. "I'm a vampire, you stupid chucklefuck! Vampire can't enter houses that they are not invited into!"

>_

M. Burusu · « **Reply #103 on:** July 15, 2009, 05:57:24 AM »

> We're staff, we can invite her in. Tell her this.

Dragoshi · « **Reply #104 on:** July 15, 2009, 06:03:33 AM »

>Wonder why we didn't think of this sooner.

Pesco · « **Reply #105 on:** July 15, 2009, 06:05:33 AM »

> (Another Dream 5B, pages 72-85 please. I have no idea where they're hosted individually.)

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #106 on:** July 15, 2009, 06:10:17 AM »

Quote from: M. Burusu on July 15, 2009, 05:57:24 AM

> We're staff, we can invite her in. Tell her this.

>"Wait, all of you?" asks Remilia.

Quote from: Dragoshi on July 15, 2009, 06:03:33 AM

>Wonder why we didn't think of this sooner.

>Eh, Vampires are such godmoders they'll ignore this kind of shit all the time. Who would have expected Remilia to actually not be immune to half the world?

Quote from: Pesco on July 15, 2009, 06:05:33 AM

> (Another Dream 5B, pages 72-85 please. I have no idea where they're hosted individually.)

>Sadly, you have no bucket to carry a tune in.

>_

Dragoshi · « **Reply #107 on:** July 15, 2009, 06:18:10 AM »

>Remind self to get a steady supply of garlic bread on hand for later because goddamn. As a mental note of course.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #108 on:** July 15, 2009, 06:23:45 AM »

>"If your sister counts, then yeah, all of us."
>back away and get to your feet, try not to make any hostile moves

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #109 on:** July 15, 2009, 06:26:07 AM »

Quote from: Dragoshi on July 15, 2009, 06:18:10 AM

>Remind self to get a steady supply of garlic bread on hand for later because goddamn. As a mental note of course.

>That'd be pretty tasty right about now...

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 15, 2009, 06:23:45 AM

>"If your sister counts, then yeah, all of us."
>back away and get to your feet, try not to make any hostile moves

>"Oh good, then you're still meat!" And with that, Remilia quickly starts to close the distance between the two of you.

>_

Dragoshi · « **Reply #110 on:** July 15, 2009, 06:36:39 AM »

>"In all honesty, I worded that incorrectly. I, myself am staff, in actuality. Don't have the uniform, but. I am. Now stop approaching me before I do something profoundly idiotic"
>Glance at the Giygas Made of Bee Pollen. (You see where i'm going with this?)

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #111 on:** July 15, 2009, 06:44:02 AM »

Quote from: Dragoshi on July 15, 2009, 06:36:39 AM

>"In all honesty, I worded that incorrectly. I, myself am staff, in actuality. Don't have the uniform, but. I am. Now stop approaching me before I do something profoundly idiotic"
>Glance at the Giygas Made of Bee Pollen. (You see where i'm going with this?)

>"You did that a long time ago!" Remilia says as she moves for another strike.
>You still have a Giygas Made of Bee Pollen!

>_

Dragoshi · « **Reply #112 on:** July 15, 2009, 06:52:05 AM »

>Quickly get out of the way.
>You can't believe you're doing this but...
>Continue your artful dodging of Remilia's assault (If she continues) while quickly getting out the Giygas Made of Bee Pollen and snort it.
>I repeat: Snort the Giygas Made of Bee Pollen and hope for the best because sweet merciful shit this is prolly' not going to end well.

M. Burusu · « **Reply #113 on:** July 15, 2009, 06:53:22 AM »

> "Of course, if you kill us then we can't let you into the Scarlet Devil Mansion to pursuade Parsee to give it back. Because we won't be alive to do so."

Pesco · « **Reply #114 on:** July 15, 2009, 06:56:39 AM »

> Hug Remilia

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #115 on:** July 15, 2009, 07:12:51 AM »

Quote from: Dragoshi on July 15, 2009, 06:52:05 AM

>Quickly get out of the way.
>You can't believe you're doing this but...
>Continue your artful dodging of Remilia's assault (If she continues) while quickly getting out the Giygas Made of Bee Pollen and snort it.
>I repeat: Snort the Giygas Made of Bee Pollen and hope for the best because sweet merciful shit this is prolly' not going to end well.

>You leap aside, not even trying to counterattack anymore. She just barely misses you, and uses her momentum to turn and follow you. You keep moving as you produce the Giygas Made of Bee Pollen, then jam your face into it and inhale deeply.
>Wow. It feels like you're standing on a fractal, there's all kinds of weird colors everywhere. And that thing coming at you looks suspiciously like Remilia, except it's made of diamonds. That's funny, the Diamonds are trying to tickle you!

Quote from: M. Burusu on July 15, 2009, 06:53:22 AM

> "Of course, if you kill us then we can't let you into the Scarlet Devil Mansion to pursuade Parsee to give it back. Because we won't be alive to do so."

>You start to say this, but kinda lose interest. You can hear Rumia saying, "Hey, don't beat him up Miss Flan, he gave me rides!" Isn't that sweet of her? Man. You look to the east, you can feel something kinda weird there, miles away and up in the air. Strange.

Quote from: Pesco on July 15, 2009, 06:56:39 AM

> Hug Remilia

>You feel that things that looks like Remilia made of diamonds needs a hug! So you kneel down, while it is trying to tickle you, and wrap your arms around it. Awwww.
>It sorta struggles at first, and you think it's trying to tickle your neck now. But, no matter, it stops soon enough. See, you made it feel better? You set it down, and just appreciate the fractal you're standing on for a bit. Then everything goes black.
>You open your eyes. You can see the clear blue sky, and a few clouds floating overhear. Everything is weirdly dark, though. Oh, there's Rumia standing over you and smiling. And Flandre, too!

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #116 on:** July 15, 2009, 07:15:07 AM »

>am i exalted yet

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #117 on:** July 15, 2009, 07:19:25 AM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 15, 2009, 07:15:07 AM

>am i exalted yet

"This one cannot say," answers Flandre. Rumia burbles something in that distortion-talk of hers. You suspect it's optimistic in intent, given her expressions.

>_

Dragoshi · « **Reply #118 on:** July 15, 2009, 07:23:47 AM »

>Mumble something about how that might have not been as bad as actually SUMMONING the Giygas Made of Bees, but still pretty goddamn stupid.
>Check to see how much damage you've inadvertantly caused by doing what may have been the second most idiotic thing you've probably ever done.
>Also, look to the east again as you seem to vaguely remember feeling something... strange from there. Well, up in the air from there anyway.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #119 on:** July 15, 2009, 07:26:10 AM »

>look
>check status and inventory