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helvetica

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HELP HELP I'M BEING CHALLENGED
« on: December 15, 2010, 11:59:52 PM »


I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH THIS SENSELESS OPPRESSION OF MY RIGHTS AS A POSTER

RISE WITH ME BRETHREN!  THROW OFF THE YOKE OF THIS TYRANNICAL STAFF!

WHO'S WITH ME???

You know what, sure.  Challenge me.  Anyone.

You beat me you get ID, and get to make me do one dare.  I beat you I get to pick a publicity act for you.  Let's do this.

Kay.


ALRIGHT TSO AND WHOEVER ELSE IS IN ON THIS.

TODAY'S CHALLENGE IS: ZEN MASTERY!


The rules are simple.
 
1. Get your ass onto our Nethack Server!
2. Make and delete Wizards, Tourists, Samurai, or Rogues until you start with a Blindfold.
3. First action: Put it on, never take it off (except to read the Book of the Dead).
4. Live, Thrive, and Survive!

Whoever has the highest score by the first stroke of Christmas (EST) wins!

Should a nymph or monkey or succubus or some other booger steal your blindfold? YOU LOSE.

Good luck!


Edit: I am sure Tso can arrange for a good prize for the best YASD, YAFAP or YAAP story, too.
« Last Edit: December 28, 2010, 09:03:53 PM by Nobuko »


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."


JT

Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2010, 12:02:17 AM »

Matsuri

Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2010, 12:03:06 AM »
banned for being banned :matsuri2:

helvetica

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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2010, 12:04:26 AM »
Man the admin tag is downright creepy inverted.

banned for being banned :matsuri2:
No Matsuri, you are the banned.


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."


Matsuri

Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2010, 12:06:13 AM »
this is doubleplusungood :<

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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2010, 12:09:26 AM »
i'd oppress tso if you know what i mean

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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2010, 12:10:52 AM »
This user has been posted for this ban.


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."


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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2010, 12:11:47 AM »
Gosh quit making threads about your bannedness. You are SO banned.
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helvetica

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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2010, 12:15:00 AM »
Don't make me come over there and ban you >:(


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."


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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2010, 12:15:27 AM »
u suk

Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2010, 12:16:55 AM »
Am I gonna have to clean up all this mess? >:<

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« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2010, 12:17:42 AM »
 :dwialpha:

Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2010, 12:20:02 AM »


I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH THIS SENSELESS OPPRESSION OF MY RIGHTS AS A POSTER

RISE WITH ME BRETHREN!  THROW OFF THE YOKE OF THIS TYRANNICAL STAFF!

WHO'S WITH ME???

 :trollface:

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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2010, 12:20:34 AM »
I CHALLENGE TSO FOR ADMINISTRATOR TITLE

i will prevail because the story of the world says so

thanks overlord zetta, the most badass overlord in the universe!
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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2010, 12:21:32 AM »
I CHALLENGE TSO FOR BANNED TITLE

Fixed!  :3

Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2010, 12:22:41 AM »
I CHALLENGE TSO FOR ADMINISTRATOR TITLE

i will prevail because the story of the world says so

Which prognosticus are you reading? Light or dark?

Because I can tell you that only one of those is true.

helvetica

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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2010, 12:23:24 AM »
You know what, sure.  Challenge me.  Anyone.

You beat me you get ID, and get to make me do one dare.  I beat you I get to pick a publicity act for you.  Let's do this.


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."


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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2010, 12:24:10 AM »
oh shit heaven or hell

Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2010, 12:25:07 AM »
You know what, sure.  Challenge me.  Anyone.

You beat me you get ID, and get to make me do one dare.  I beat you I get to pick a publicity act for you.  Let's do this.

I challenge you to a duel.


Easy Mode

Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2010, 12:25:26 AM »
You know what, sure.  Challenge me.  Anyone.

You beat me you get ID, and get to make me do one dare.  I beat you I get to pick a publicity act for you.  Let's do this.
But he's a fart. Just give it to me instead.

Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2010, 12:25:32 AM »
oh shit heaven or hell

THE WHEEL OF FATE IS TURNING

helvetica

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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2010, 12:25:54 AM »
No you're already in a challenge Bakamap.  Sorry boy you're not allowed in this one BV


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."


helvetica

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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2010, 12:26:26 AM »
But he's a fart. Just give it to me instead.
I said anyone could challenge me, not just Chojer.


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."


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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2010, 12:26:51 AM »
shit just got real

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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2010, 12:27:46 AM »
I am this close to challenging you.  The only reason I'd refrain is because I can't think of anything I'd make you...

...wait...

...oh man, something occurs to me, and it is fiendish.  I'll have to think about this.

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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #25 on: December 16, 2010, 12:27:57 AM »
No you're already in a challenge Bakamap.  Sorry boy you're not allowed in this one BV

Can I be the first to do 2 challenges at the same time then?  :derp:

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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #26 on: December 16, 2010, 12:28:08 AM »
But he's a fart. Just give it to me instead.
poot


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dustyjo

Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #27 on: December 16, 2010, 12:28:24 AM »
not our fault you're a shit poster
« Last Edit: December 16, 2010, 12:32:32 AM by dustyjo »

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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #28 on: December 16, 2010, 12:29:52 AM »
WHY DO YOU GUYS DO ALL THE FUN STUFF WHEN I'M NOT AROUND >:(

helvetica

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Re: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
« Reply #29 on: December 16, 2010, 12:30:27 AM »
Can I be the first to do 2 challenges at the same time then?  :derp:
No because your stipulation on your other challenge is you get Unfunnied if you lose.


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."