Maidens of the Kaleidoscope
~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => Topic started by: helvetica on December 15, 2010, 11:59:52 PM
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I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH THIS SENSELESS OPPRESSION OF MY RIGHTS AS A POSTER
RISE WITH ME BRETHREN! THROW OFF THE YOKE OF THIS TYRANNICAL STAFF!
WHO'S WITH ME???
You know what, sure. Challenge me. Anyone.
You beat me you get ID, and get to make me do one dare. I beat you I get to pick a publicity act for you. Let's do this.
Kay.
ALRIGHT TSO AND WHOEVER ELSE IS IN ON THIS.
TODAY'S CHALLENGE IS: ZEN MASTERY (http://nethackwiki.com/wiki/Unofficial_conduct#Zen)!
The rules are simple.
1. Get your ass onto our Nethack Server! (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,7037.msg436582.html#msg436582)
2. Make and delete Wizards, Tourists, Samurai, or Rogues until you start with a Blindfold.
3. First action: Put it on, never take it off (except to read the Book of the Dead).
4. Live, Thrive, and Survive!
Whoever has the highest score by the first stroke of Christmas (EST) wins!
Should a nymph or monkey or succubus or some other booger steal your blindfold? YOU LOSE.
Good luck!
Edit: I am sure Tso can arrange for a good prize for the best YASD, YAFAP or YAAP story, too.
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banned for being banned :matsuri2:
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Man the admin tag is downright creepy inverted.
banned for being banned :matsuri2:
No Matsuri, you are the banned.
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this is doubleplusungood :<
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i'd oppress tso if you know what i mean
This user has been banned for this post.
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This user has been posted for this ban.
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Gosh quit making threads about your bannedness. You are SO banned.
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Don't make me come over there and ban you >:(
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u suk
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Am I gonna have to clean up all this mess? >:<
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:dwialpha:
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I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH THIS SENSELESS OPPRESSION OF MY RIGHTS AS A POSTER
RISE WITH ME BRETHREN! THROW OFF THE YOKE OF THIS TYRANNICAL STAFF!
WHO'S WITH ME???
:trollface:
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I CHALLENGE TSO FOR ADMINISTRATOR TITLE
i will prevail because the story of the world says so
thanks overlord zetta, the most badass overlord in the universe!
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I CHALLENGE TSO FOR BANNED TITLE
Fixed! :3
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I CHALLENGE TSO FOR ADMINISTRATOR TITLE
i will prevail because the story of the world says so
Which prognosticus are you reading? Light or dark?
Because I can tell you that only one of those is true.
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You know what, sure. Challenge me. Anyone.
You beat me you get ID, and get to make me do one dare. I beat you I get to pick a publicity act for you. Let's do this.
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oh shit heaven or hell
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You know what, sure. Challenge me. Anyone.
You beat me you get ID, and get to make me do one dare. I beat you I get to pick a publicity act for you. Let's do this.
I challenge you to a duel.
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You know what, sure. Challenge me. Anyone.
You beat me you get ID, and get to make me do one dare. I beat you I get to pick a publicity act for you. Let's do this.
But he's a fart. Just give it to me instead.
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oh shit heaven or hell
THE WHEEL OF FATE IS TURNING
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No you're already in a challenge Bakamap. Sorry boy you're not allowed in this one BV
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But he's a fart. Just give it to me instead.
I said anyone could challenge me, not just Chojer.
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shit just got real
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I am this close to challenging you. The only reason I'd refrain is because I can't think of anything I'd make you...
...wait...
...oh man, something occurs to me, and it is fiendish. I'll have to think about this.
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No you're already in a challenge Bakamap. Sorry boy you're not allowed in this one BV
Can I be the first to do 2 challenges at the same time then? :derp:
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But he's a fart. Just give it to me instead.
poot
TSO YOUR ASS IS GRASS :V!!
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not our fault you're a shit poster
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WHY DO YOU GUYS DO ALL THE FUN STUFF WHEN I'M NOT AROUND >:(
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Can I be the first to do 2 challenges at the same time then? :derp:
No because your stipulation on your other challenge is you get Unfunnied if you lose.
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No you're already in a challenge Bakamap. Sorry boy you're not allowed in this one BV
Aw, man.
Also, "publicity act" = ?
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Aw, man.
If you hurry up and beat him you can be eligible but for now no >:T
Also, "publicity act" = ?
Something like a dare, I won't make it too embarrassing :3c
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No because your stipulation on your other challenge is you get Unfunnied if you lose.
Well what if me and JT truce and go against you and uhh... Kilga? :3
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If you can guarantee the stunt to not be too stupid, I'll take you on.
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Well what if me and JT truce and go against you and uhh... Kilga? :3
No dice, we forced you to Thunderdome and we want blood. Only way out is to tap out (and eat your week Unfunny).
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So, challenging TSO, huh... I guess I could accept. Things might get interesting. Mwahaha.
Alright party. Let's set the Main Tank, get some buffs, some dps, protect the healers and let's roll!
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No dice, we forced you to Thunderdome and we want blood.
But... but... I'm totally innocent and weak.
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I will Challenge TSO only if it could wait until after the 22nd (my final exam is on that day :ohdear:)
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y must u keep on opressin me :( :( :( :(
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I will Challenge TSO only if it could wait until after the 22nd (my final exam is on that day :ohdear:)
I'll give a week for the challenge to be devised.
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y must u keep on opressin me :( :( :( :(
Actually, I believe I am more oppressed than you. :(
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no wai i'm totally bannd by these meanies ;______;
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no wai i'm totally bannd by these meanies ;______;
you be a meanie to me and make me fight Mr. JT sir and watch me lose
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You know what, sure. Challenge me. Anyone.
You beat me you get ID, and get to make me do one dare. I beat you I get to pick a publicity act for you. Let's do this.
It's on bitch, I will challenge you to who has the right to be AZN.
oh wait.
I say let's have a free for all consider the number of people who wanna join the fun.
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It's on bitch, I will challenge you to who has the right to be AZN.
oh wait.
I say let's have a free for all consider the number of people who wanna join the fun.
Kay, where's my ID now? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOizbT-gEC8)
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you be a meanie to me and make me fight Mr. JT sir and watch me lose
Trial by fire buddy >:(
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Trial by fire buddy >:(
This is madness! I am a human being. I am entitled to rights of liberty and freedom. I DEMAND FOR MY VOICE TO BE HEARD AND CONSIDERED!
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No dice, we forced you to Thunderdome and we want blood. Only way out is to tap out (and eat your week Unfunny).
Dammit you use thunderdome and you don't even say the line right go back and watch Mad Max 3 woman >:V
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Dammit you use thunderdome and you don't even say the line right go back and watch Mad Max 3 woman >:V
Oh hush. My quotation skills are terribad :(
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Oh hush. My quotation skills are terribad :(
You can't remember "Two men enter, one man leaves"? BV
Either way I still support watching Mad Max 3 due to the sillyness that is the thunderdome itself.
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Holy crap the "BANNED" usergroup is written in MS Sans Serif
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You can't remember "Two men enter, one man leaves"? BV
I said that in the thread dorkface. I thought you were referring to something else
Either way I still support watching Mad Max 3 due to the sillyness that is the thunderdome itself.
Mad Max is a documentary from the future.
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Holy crap the "BANNED" usergroup is written in MS Sans Serif
You mean Arial. I'm not that creative with fonts.
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You mean Arial. I'm not that creative with fonts.
It should be Helvetica. You must fix this.
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It should be Helvetica. You must fix this.
It's written in Tahoma or Meiryo
..wait no Geneva yes
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I said that in the thread dorkface. I thought you were referring to something else
You are hereby summoned for a MANDATORY challenge in the Idiot Colosseum.
Winner will receive IP, loser will be unfunnied for a week.
There is no refusing. Refusal will net you a 2 week unfunny.
LIES, LIES AND DECEIT
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What I could have sworn I did.
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[late]
:dealwithit:
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It's on like Donkey Kong.
Me. You. It's a throwdown.
*takes off white glove and slaps TSO with it
This is for your honor.
Two stipulations:
1) Wait until Saturday at the least.
2) I'm unable to do video editing. Keep that in mind for the challenge.
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Aw crud, what did I just do?
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So am I doing this?
Because yalls don't want me to do this~
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Bring it, I will refuse no challenge.
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So am I doing this?
Because yalls don't want me to do this~
Do it. Do it now.
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You know what, sure. Challenge me. Anyone.
You beat me you get ID, and get to make me do one dare. I beat you I get to pick a publicity act for you. Let's do this.
I'm in. Provided this is at all open anymore. Still reading, will edit as necessary.
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Seems to still be open.
I want a Purvis designed, Purvis approved challenge. Because Purvis is AWESOME
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y must u keep on opressin me :( :( :( :(
You have a bean chili recipe on your bookmarks bar.
I don't quite know what to make of that but my gut feeling is this is a good thing.
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You have a bean chili recipe on your bookmarks bar.
I don't quite know what to make of that but my gut feeling is this is a good thing.
No the guy's name is Bean and he has the best Chili Recipe ever:
Bean's Texas Chili
(Has no beans, because beans in chili are like little cancer pellets full of Super AIDS)
for Morgin and Vantage
PHASE 1
- 2 TBsp olive oil
- 2 medium yellow onions (sweet), diced
- 5 cloves garlic, minced
PHASE 2
- 3 lbs meat, cut into 3/4" to 1" cubes or ground (Can be whatever. I usually mix beef tri tip or skirt steak, pork loin, and hot italian sausage)
PHASE 3
- 4 roma tomatoes, peeled and diced
- 1/2 cup tomato paste (one of those little cans)
- 1 tsp black pepper, freshly ground
- 2 TBsp chili powder
- 1 tsp cumin, ground
- 1/2 tsp kosher salt
PHASE 4
- 3/4 cup dark beer (Shiner Bock is "traditional" down here)
- 3/4 cup beef stock (broth is fine too)
- 2 TBsp apple cider vinegar
PHASE 5
- 1/4 cup fresh parsley, minced
- 1/4 cup fresh oregano, minced
- 1/2 tsp pequin pepper (or cayenne if you can't find pequin)
- pinch freshly grated nutmeg
PHASE 6
- salt and pepper to taste
STEPS
(Use a wooden spoon to stir throughout this process for the authentic Texan experience)
1. Put PHASE 1 ingredients in a large (6-quart or larger) enameled cast iron dutch oven, or other large cooking vessel that can hold heat evenly for a decent length of time, and turn the heat to medium-low. Start cold and allow the oil to come to heat (you will start to hear sizzling), and then simmer for about 5 minutes until the onions become translucent and the garlic is fragrant.
2. Turn the heat up to medium-high and add PHASE 2 ingredients in small batches so that you brown all the meat effectively. Take your time, you are making flavor here (do not worry about cooking the meat through, that happens on the long simmer, just get brown). Get that meat nice and brown all over the outside. About 10 minutes, depending on how much surface area you have in your dutch oven.
3. Reduce the heat to medium and add PHASE 3 ingredients and stir it all up. You want to mix together all the spices, get them all over the meat, brown the tomato paste, release the essential oils, and all sorts of good stuff. Your kitchen should be smelling AWESOME at this point. About 5 minutes.
4. Add PHASE 4 ingredients, stir vigorously to distribute everything, and use your spoon to scrape any brown bits off the bottom of the dutch oven and dissolve them back into the mix for maximum flavor. Allow the mixture to come to a light boil. Once it gets up to temperature, drop the heat to medium-low and simmer for 45 minutes.
5. Add PHASE 5 ingredients, stir to distribute, and simmer for 15 minutes.
6. Adjust seasoning of the mixture at this point (PHASE 6), add more liquid (water is fine) if needed, etc... final tweaks to get it the way you want it. Then simmer for another 15 minutes.
7. Take off the heat and let rest for 10 minutes before serving. Finishing suggestions below.
FINISHING
- Serve:
A) with a dollop of sour cream and minced fresh chives, OR
B) with roughly shredded sharp cheddar or colby jack cheese and a bit of diced red onion, OR
C) ladled over a nice slice of corn bread (just use Jiffy corn bread mix in the 40-cent blue box, fuck you zakk, srsly)
* Note - I backed off the heat in this recipe to account for the fact that most of you probably aren't used to true Texas Firehouse heat. The heat level of this recipe is moderately high, and is the way I make it when I have a mixed audience, especially one including yankees.
If you want to truly have this chili the way I make it for myself: use 3 TBsp chili powder in PHASE 3, and 1 tsp pequin pepper in PHASE 5 and once you add the liquids to the mix in PHASE 4, drop in a whole habanero pepper that you have perforated with a fork (remove the habanero before serving).
I disagree with his hatred of beans but his chili is amazing.
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I quite agree with his hatred of beans so this recipe is like a godsend to me.
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You people don't realize it, but I have already defeated the great one of the tso, for pointing out the lies and deceit of the false light of god, revealing the shadow of the true self, what starts now is the adventure, into the true self to find our glorious leader, the fight is in your hands now o7
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I quite agree with his hatred of beans so this recipe is like a godsend to me.
I quite agree with his hatred of beans so this recipe is like a godsend to me.
I quite agree with his hatred of beans so this recipe is like a godsend to me.
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Oh whatever, I grew up with beans in my chili. I'm not for or against them either way. Just saying this recipe is about as authentic Texan as you can get.
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Oh yeah.
I already have my dare for if when I win.
:yukkuri:
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If it's at all possible, I would like to challenge TSO.
Because I have no sense of self-preservation whatsoever.
So, what, is this going to be a 4-on-1 thing? :V
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No.
FREE-FOR-ALL.
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FREE-FOR-ALL.
Secret Alliances.
Pssst....Looking for an Artist. ;)
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Pssst....Looking for an Artist. ;)
Oh hey
But I'll be out by the end of the week.
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Oh whatever, I grew up with beans in my chili. I'm not for or against them either way. Just saying this recipe is about as authentic Texan as you can get.
You and your beans, tell you what, come down this side of the planet, and let us show you what real chili taste like.
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You and your beans, tell you what, come down this side of the planet, and let us show you what real chili taste like.
Hey it's how my mother makes it and you never ever EVER knock mom's chili unless you want a death wish.
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/me splashes Indian spices on TSO's chili
yeah, I want a death wish.
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omg banned
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/me splashes Indian spices on TSO's chili
yeah, I want a death wish.
Round 1
FIGHT!
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So am I doing this?
Because yalls don't want me to do this~
Kay.
ALRIGHT TSO AND WHOEVER ELSE IS IN ON THIS.
TODAY'S CHALLENGE IS: ZEN MASTERY (http://nethackwiki.com/wiki/Unofficial_conduct#Zen)!
The rules are simple.
1. Get your ass onto our Nethack Server! (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,7037.msg436582.html#msg436582)
2. Make and delete Wizards, Tourists, Samurai, or Rogues until you start with a Blindfold.
3. First action: Put it on, never take it off (except to read the Book of the Dead).
4. Live, Thrive, and Survive!
Whoever has the highest score by the first stroke of Christmas (EST) wins!
Should a nymph or monkey or succubus or some other booger steal your blindfold? YOU LOSE.
Good luck!
Edit: I am sure Tso can arrange for a good prize for the best YASD, YAFAP or YAAP story, too.
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I go away for TWO HOURS and this happens.
I'll bring in a few extra chairs. I've got drinks in the fridge. Hope you guys like lots of eggnog.
Nethack
Oh, bum. I stalk these threads so I might snipe whatever goings-on happen, but I'm totally out of the loop on this one.
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The rules are simple.
Oh fucking what
I have no idea what any of this means oh god I'm screwed :ohdear:
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1. No idea what Nethack is
2. No idea how to download
3. I thought we were waiting
4. I'm so gonna lose
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I AM SORRY PURVIS WHAT LANGUAGE IS THAT YOU SPEAK I NO HABLAR YOUR ESPANOL
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This is why I didn't write about Nethack Gensokyo back when it was me vs Moerin.
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Great job, Purvis, you've wiped out half the competition.
However, I will still prevail!
/me bursts into flames.
not again
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People who don't step up after throwing down the gauntlet get turned over to Kilga.
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wait
i just realized
I'm up against UK.
FUUUUUUCK
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contest rules 2:
for males:
go out and purchase female underwear.
proceed to try them on at home.
describe feeling and post pics while in them.
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How nice. You chose a game that TSO actually plays, unlike us.
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Is this gonna be in 3 parts, or is this the only challenge?
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NetHack's easy, mang. It's not even real-time, so you can feel the game play out with no issues.
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contest rules 2:
for males:
go out and purchase female underwear.
proceed to try them on at home.
describe feeling and post pics while in them.
Wear a bra, stuff it, overlay maid outfit or office clothes
Walk 10 blocks in a densely populated area. Record in 1080, put on Youtube
Receive IM for being the board's biggest idiot.
----okay i seriously need to get back to work
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Alternative Contest:
Write a 2000+ word sequel to this. (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,7606.0.html)
Judging will be based on humor, storyline, and content.
/me gets murdered by everyone.
Well, that's what I would give.
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This shall be the only challenge.
People noted as whining too much about it shall have shall be thrown to Kilga.
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Well, at least you picked something that's in my field. But I think that just makes it more cruel. I know how hard Zen is.
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Hey TSO, what's my dare?
That's right. I'm not gonna even waste my Christmas break with this rigged challenge.
I have better things to do.
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Kay.
ALRIGHT TSO AND WHOEVER ELSE IS IN ON THIS.
TODAY'S CHALLENGE IS: ZEN MASTERY (http://nethackwiki.com/wiki/Unofficial_conduct#Zen)!
The rules are simple.
1. Get your ass onto our Nethack Server! (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,7037.msg436582.html#msg436582)
2. Make and delete Wizards, Tourists, Samurai, or Rogues until you start with a Blindfold.
3. First action: Put it on, never take it off (except to read the Book of the Dead).
4. Live, Thrive, and Survive!
Whoever has the highest score by the first stroke of Christmas (EST) wins!
Should a nymph or monkey or succubus or some other booger steal your blindfold? YOU LOSE.
Good luck!
Edit: I am sure Tso can arrange for a good prize for the best YASD, YAFAP or YAAP story, too.
Well then. I could try this, but how long will we have before it starts?
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1. Challenge the god damn root admin
2. Act surprised and give up when the odds are stacked against you
3. ?????????
4. PROFIT
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Fucking hell you kids whine a lot for a challenge with unlimited retries and ass long deadlines.
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Purvis, I'm going to suggest you ban pudding farming since the challenge is score based. Of course it's really easy to figure out if pudding farming occurred by puddings killed.
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Do it. Do it now.
Oh yeah.
I already have my dare for if when I win.
:yukkuri:
How nice. You chose a game that TSO actually plays, unlike us.
Hey TSO, what's my dare?
That's right. I'm not gonna even waste my Christmas break with this rigged challenge.
I have better things to do.
Wow. Zero to whiny defeatism in nothin' flat. Nice.
You could have at least tried. :V
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Would it be against the spirit of the contest for me to give a quick crash course on the game to anyone who hasn't played it?
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Purvis, I'm going to suggest you ban pudding farming since the challenge is score based. Of course it's really easy to figure out if pudding farming occurred by puddings killed.
This will be considered. The idea is to go for progress. But this is also not cheating. I'll contemplate it.
I am leaning toward: "If you kill more puddings than it would take to drive them extinct, you are disqualified." That'd allow for some things to be done. This may be revised.
Would it be against the spirit of the contest for me to give a quick crash course on the game to anyone who hasn't played it?
Outside assistance is allowable, as long as they are the ones actually playing the game. Screaming for help in IRC is a fine Nethack Tradition.
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Screaming for help in IRC is a fine Nethack Tradition.
Yesssssss.
I dunno if I'll try or not. I might just go :effort: and not care.
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We need some Unfunnies for whiners >:I
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Wow. Zero to whiny defeatism in nothin' flat. Nice.
You could have at least tried. :V
Ahahaha
Just Desserts~
How delicious
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Not joining this contest. I'm going to be without Internet access until next year~
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Ahahaha
Just Desserts~
How delicious
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Not joining this contest. I'm going to be without Internet access until next year~
That sucks. I was looking forward to what embarassing things you can do.
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We need some Unfunnies for whiners >:I
Seconding this motion. Quitters are lame.
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Good thing I didn't do this challenge, I'm terrible at nethack.
Hope you guys enjoy dressing up in pantyhose and miniskirts while you sing high pitched karaoke. :justasplanned:
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I call for headcrabs' mandatory participation. Helepolis will back me for it.
:3
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WHY DO YOU GUYS DO ALL THE FUN STUFF WHEN I'M NOT AROUND >:(
For the time being,
I shall merely observe, whilst
Biding my time, heh.
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Nethack, eh? Sure, been too long since I played anyway, why not get back to it. Especially since barely anyone else seems to be willing to at least play.
Not that I care about the Idiot Title the least, but why not take part in the fun~ :3
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I have too many things to do over the Christmas break that I probably won't be able to take on the challenge.
Sorry. :( But don't worry, I'll have a gift for you all by the end of the year.
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"YEAH I WANNA CHALLENGE THE ADMIN THIS IS GONNA BE FUN WOOO oh wait you mean I have to play a text adventure game that's dead easy to learn, has its own wiki, and we have an IRC channel for asking for help? Waaaah too hard ..."
Congrats to the rest of you who rose to Purvis' awesome idea. Ganbare!
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hi i just got home and what is this
Also, I totally wasn't the one who reported TSO's threads. :derp:
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"YEAH I WANNA CHALLENGE THE ADMIN THIS IS GONNA BE FUN WOOO oh wait you mean I have to play a text adventure game that's dead easy to learn, has its own wiki, and we have an IRC channel for asking for help? Waaaah too hard ..."
Congrats to the rest of you who rose to Purvis' awesome idea. Ganbare!
Nethack's text based? Well, so much for my curiosity about it. I'm never playing a "you can't get ye flask" game ever again. Obviously, Nethack is different, but similar stuff I've tried to enjoy and failed is barring me from taking any interest.
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This is literally how easy it is to start playing NetHack.
1) Get PuTTY
2) Telnet to triela.shrinemaiden.org
3) Play NetHack
If you need help or anything join #maidenhack on irc.ppirc.net. There's also a massive thread in Akyu's chock full of info.
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WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THIS I'M NEVER SLEEPING AT A DECENT TIME AGAIN IN MY LIFE
@TSO I'M DOWN, BITCH
@Whiners aaahahahahahahahahahahahahafags
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Ah forget it, I'll play the game.
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This will be considered. The idea is to go for progress. But this is also not cheating. I'll contemplate it.
I am leaning toward: "If you kill more puddings than it would take to drive them extinct, you are disqualified." That'd allow for some things to be done. This may be revised.
This...is Zombocom is probably a good compromise ^-^.
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Bitches don't even know they can have spectators on Putty for extra attention whoring. :V
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A thread about banning AND Nethack? BEEFCAAAKE!
But I shall sadly decline this challenge o Nethack because of one more final + I can't stop playing Minecraft at the moment. I am a simple human who can only hold one major addiction at a time dammit!
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I should get extra points for doing this as a rogue.
http://www.shrinemaiden.org/maidenhack/Feito/dumplog/nh343_12-16-2010-1611.txt
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adfshygfrehg why have i not started this yet fuck
At this rate, I highly doubt I'll be able to win, but...eh, might as well go down trying.
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http://www.shrinemaiden.org/maidenhack/Feito/dumplog/nh343_12-16-2010-1803.txt
Doing better at least.
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I like how you were all willing to talk the talk but when a challenge was put up you're all shirking out. Bunch of wimps all of you.
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I like how you were all willing to talk the talk but when a challenge was put up you're all shirking out. Bunch of wimps all of you.
I didn't. :/
I'm starting this as soon as I can, probably tonight.
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BV suuuure
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BV suuuure
Am I allowed to join the challenge after the challenge was posted? :V
Or else I guess I'll have to challenge you to ONE VESUS ONE DAWN OF WAR TWO
NO ITEMS SWARM ONLY FINAL DESTINATION
i have never played online against another person, I'm going to get crushed
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Hahaha you wanna play Nid vs Nid against me in DoW2? Sure I'll do it tonight when I get home :3
I'll even see if I can get my streaming setup back together so people can spectate.
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Clearly the only way to determine who is worthy of being an idiot is by a great Minesweeper tournament.
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My favorite part of TSO's first log was "You can't write on the water!"
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Clearly the only way to determine who is worthy of being an idiot is by a great Minesweeper tournament.
Now this would be something to see.
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Now this would be something to see.
You're already in a challenge, dood. One you're about 7 hours away from losing ... :derp:
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Hahaha you wanna play Nid vs Nid against me in DoW2? Sure I'll do it tonight when I get home :3
I'll even see if I can get my streaming setup back together so people can spectate.
I should be able to play around 10 EST.
I'm so dead. BV
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You're already in a challenge, dood. One you're about 7 hours away from losing ... :derp:
Don't worry, I'm just building suspense!
Really!
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Well, I have to let you stand a chance, right TSO? You don't send in the heroine at the start of the fight ^-^.
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I'm lasting surprisingly long considering this is my second time playing Nethack in THREE YEARS, and I'm doing it, literally, blind.
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My first run had the best and worst luck. Easily preventable death, in several ways. But, hey, I'll learn from it.
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All zen runs should be done as wizard so that you can make as many silly euphemisms about shooting the darkness with your magic missiles as possible.
Even if it's way more harder than it should be.
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2363 theshim-Sam-Hum-Mal-Law died in The Dungeons of Doom
on level 4. Killed by a rothe {2269}. - [61]Again, for my second time in three years, not too shabby.
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You're already in a challenge, dood. One you're about 7 hours away from losing ... :derp:
Spectators get no bragging rights.
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Less than 7 hours? Oh fuck, I didn't even notice
Off to the pub~
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Aaaaah I'm stuck in a hallway wat do :ohdear:
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The s key lets you search for hidden things. This is basically limited to traps and doors, the latter of which you're looking for.
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Yeah, I figured that out eventually.
Unfortunately, it was all for naught. I ate a fox corpse and died of illness. 289 points in the end.
Made for a hilarious tombstone, at least. :derp:
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A hint. While it takes more turns, hitting s before each move can help you find monsters and items *before* you step on them. m also allows you to move without touching things, useful if you've beaten up a cockatrice while not wearing gloves.
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I assume we can try again after dieing, yes? Or is it a one-shot thing?
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Yeah, play as much as you want. I think that's what the rules said anyhow.
...Oh, and you can kick down locked doors, if you didn't know.
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Yeah, play as much as you want. I think that's what the rules said anyhow.
...Oh, and you can kick down locked doors, if you didn't know.
I also learned this through trial-and-error.
But goddamn, it's a pain constantly restarting to get a blindfold.
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I figure I'll just do this for fun. (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/maidenhack/rdj522/dumplog/nh343_12-17-2010-0333.txt)
I was hoping for a potion of restore ability from the faucet, since my Strength had been flushed down the toilet by a fountain and a box trap. What I got was completely useless (see: attributes). :<
EDIT: This (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/maidenhack/rdj522/dumplog/nh343_12-17-2010-2142.txt) is what's frustrating about not wanting to put on unidentified amulets and boots.
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Doing Sokoban blind o/
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Team Ant got me, I prayed a wee bit too early.
http://www.shrinemaiden.org/maidenhack/Feito/dumplog/nh343_12-18-2010-0449.txt
Goodbye Feito the Rogue...
You died in Sokoban on dungeon level 6 with 16310 points,
and 2377 pieces of gold, after 7699 moves.
Killer: soldier ant
You were level 9 with a maximum of 62 hit points when you died.
~
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We're supposed to beat that? :(
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It's quite possible to beat. Just difficult.
...Especially when you keep running into shopkeepers while blind and making them attack you. >_>
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That's actually still fairly early game. Once you get telepathy that score shouldn't be too hard to beat.
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Something I found out after asking some questions of people: you can't pay a shopkeeper while blind if you don't have telepathy.
Looks like I'll be praying for food for a while. :X
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You were wearing an uncursed blindfold.
You can see again.
It stole an uncursed blindfold.
die in a fire
DIE IN A MONKEY CLEANSING FIRE
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die in a fire
DIE IN A MONKEY CLEANSING FIRE
Do you have a log of your character kicking its ass?
Also, I'll start tomorrow. Woot woot.
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Stupid...Umineko coming out this weekend. I'll never get this done :(. Well, I probably will, at some point, but my chances have decreased because I essentially can't do it properly. Which is basically repeat until you win.
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Just slightly over the width limit. (http://img547.imageshack.us/img547/8942/pffffft.png) orz
Zen conduct is best conduct just for that.
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Fuck this challenge. I WAS going to show you all a 9600 point run, but for ~*~some reason~*~ my dumplog DIDN'T SAVE!
EDIT: It should be under Terezi, Purvis witnessed it.
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Fuck this challenge. I WAS going to show you all a 9600 point run, but for ~*~some reason~*~ my dumplog DIDN'T SAVE!
9668 points.
I was watching it. This score is vouched for.
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I was playing, but I guess I never connected to the server or something, and my log was doing weird things when I tried to save. So I don't know. I got like 1004 or something like that.
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Oh hey challenge is up! Purvis will do the honors of judging (it's his contest not mine).
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Thanks for the reminder, Tso!
I'm going to be inordinantly kind today: Anyone who has tried during the proper time period and not posted up a log may put their log in within the next few hours. Reminder that people who talked the talk but then didn't try get turned over to Kilga as chewtoys. So you should note your participations.
The Entries thus far:
Tso with 399 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/maidenhack/Feito/dumplog/nh343_12-16-2010-1611.txt)
Tso with 745 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/maidenhack/Feito/dumplog/nh343_12-16-2010-1803.txt)
TheShim with 2363 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/maidenhack/theshim/dumplog/lastgame.txt)
Rdj with 2845 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/maidenhack/rdj522/dumplog/nh343_12-17-2010-0333.txt)
Rdj with 2892 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/maidenhack/rdj522/dumplog/nh343_12-17-2010-2142.txt)
Tso with 16310 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/maidenhack/Feito/dumplog/nh343_12-18-2010-0449.txt)
UK with 9668 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,7961.msg513613.html#msg513613)
You were wearing an uncursed blindfold.
You can see again.
It stole an uncursed blindfold.
die in a fire
DIE IN A MONKEY CLEANSING FIRE
Best YASD. Tso you should give him a prize.
ALSO BLAST FROM THE PAST!
Oh whatever, I grew up with beans in my chili. I'm not for or against them either way. Just saying this recipe is about as authentic Texan as you can get.
Texas Chili isn't real chili ::smug::
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I could have sworn that YAFM was a category, but then I went back and checked and didn't see it. :( Oh well.
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Good challenge TSO. I'd blame Umineko for my loss but I'm actually not entirely sure I could have beat my high score ^-^;.
Well done.
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ALRIGHT!
It's been a few hours.
TSO WINS
Have fun with that.
Kilga, you may collect up your chewtoys as you like.
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TSO you need to change yourself to ID now
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TSO you need to change yourself to ID now
Done :derp:
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:3c
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asfusdghkfsdjg I completely forgot about this.
...and I had no idea we were supposed to put up a log rather than just posting our results. I assume this means I'm exempt from the punishment of failure?
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asfusdghkfsdjg I completely forgot about this.
...and I had no idea we were supposed to put up a log rather than just posting our results. I assume this means I'm exempt from the punishment of failure?
Depends. Did you threaten to throw down?
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but it still says TSO banned herself D:
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Because ID = Banned with a different color, duh.
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Depends. Did you threaten to throw down?
I challenged TSO, yes. But if you're asking if I said "screw this, I quit", no, I didn't.
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Oh boy some new chew toys.
Gimme a minute to review the thread.
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Okay, in reading through the topic, I have tried my best to identify the individuals that expressed direct interest in taking the challenge and ended up not submitting anything. Laziness might as well be ducking the challenge as far as I'm concerned, so if that's your excuse for not doing this, save it. (Also if someone spots another users that I missed, feel free to point them out. Baka doesn't count, though, he was ineligible for this contest.)
I am on the fence about Squidtentacle; while he agreed to the challenge and then ultimately did not officially submit anything, there is at least evidence in the thread that he tried. I will leave it to Purvis to decide if he should be punished or not.
Hanged Hourai would get a punishment but he's currently indisposed, so.
This leaves Choja and HakureiSM to play The Penalty Game. As this challenge was centered around self-debilitation, the penalty shall be centered around self-debilitation.
Starting at 3:00 PM EST (in roughly 10 minutes) and lasting for exactly one week, every post you make in CPMC must use every vowel except one. The specifics are as follows:
- You may choose whatever vowel will be absent from any given post, but you may not choose the same vowel for two posts in a row. Consecutive posts will be determined by your overall posting log and not on a topic-by-topic basis.
- You must use every other vowel at least once in every post, and they must be a part of something coherent.
- For that extra notch of evil, Y is not selectable. This means you have to use it in every post.
Have fun, and thanks for not playing!
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D'ohohoho.
I'll throw an extra challenge in the mix. If according to their post log, their omitted vowels go in aeiou sequence perfectly for the duration of the challenge, they can consider themselves redeemed in full.
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That sucks. Truly evil.
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We'll be kind to Squidtentacle, this time.
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Oh boy, this is going to be though.
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Oh boy, this is going to be though.
Doing it wrong already :V
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Why? How am I wrong, though? I can't find it.
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Unfunnied'd be better, eh. Think I'm addicted. Man, this diddly's crazy. I can't halt the funk.
I'm drunk as well.
Huzzah!
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Oh wow, he just destroyed me in style :derp: