This is the 9th thread dedicated to the recording of failures at playing Touhou.

[チソウ タイゼン]

The eighth thread. had 999.
So I made this in advance.
But that doesn't matter anymore.
Whine now, scratch heads later.

http://i51.tinypic.com/11ugvx3.jpg
fucking fuck

I was on a roll.
Capture Web- 2/2
Filled Miasma- 1/1
Green Eyed Monster- 1/1
Jealous of the Kind and Lovely- 1/1
Hate for the Humble and Rich- 1/1
Unnatural Phenomenon- 1/1
Hell's Wheel of Pain- 1/1
Storm on Mt. Ooe- 1/1
Knock Out in Three Steps- 1/1
Terrible Souvenir- 1/1
Mercury Poison- 1/1
Princess Undine- 1/1
Philosopher's Stone- 1/1

I'd tell Orin to go to hell but she's already there :/

[Drake]

obligatory SHOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU

[Chaotic Phoenixma]

So here's what a month of not playing Touhou has pretty much done to me. Just on MoF cause that's the only one I played today.

Was unable to capture Minoriko's final nonspell on Lunatic
Failed the premidboss Hina stuff (Oh wait, I always fail that)
Completely failed Hina
Can't read Illusionary Waterfall as well as I used to
Somehow understand how Spin the Cephalic Plate works
Can't capture Sanae's midboss card or first 2 boss spells

Somehow kept my VoWG reading and dodging levels where they were.

No Bombs Lunatic attempt game over on Hina(didn't expect to get far anyway)
No Bombs Hard attempt game overed on Aya

Edit: Forgot to back up the latest score.dats, so my terukuni and Suwa War captures. Gone. Some UFO unlocks and captures, gone(not sure how much). Oh well, not like it gets rid of the accomplishments.

[Zengeku]

Quote from: Super Zengeku on October 12, 2010, 07:00:20 am
What the hell ZUN? You are not fair sometimes.

Bright Star "Orion Belt": How am supposed to Gold medal that?

Light Sign "Triple Meteor": I got close to capping this but then stuff happened. Upon further tries i find the card putting bullets where i need to go through. I can see how this can be done though but its still annoying how bullets sometimes spawn in ways that you simply can't do anything about.

Or at least I can't do anything about. But its Normal mode. How will the Lunatic version look like? Hell, that can be said about almost any card in that game.

Light Sign "Triple Meteor: This thing walled me off. Sucks.

Rainbow Light "Prism Flash": I still don't know how i'm supposed to Gold medal this. If you stand the wrong place, you're screwed.

Quote
Fair

Quote
Gold medals

Ha ha ha.

Yeah, i know. ZUN is not fair. Its just about having some bullets you can only dodge through exploits and unhealthy dedication with some good music and cute girls mixed into it.

No really. I like Fairy Wars so it really annoys me with those spells designed around forcing you to freeze stuff if you don't want to die horribly. With the gold medal system in place, you could expect that all spells in the game would be legitimately possible to do without freezing but that doesn't seem to be the case which annoys me very much.

[GenericTouhouFailure]

touhou 9 lunatic, reimu only, school hours only, many anti-fanboys, FINAL DEST-*pew*
First PoFV lunatic Run ever.
Lost a life to youmu
Aya Slut Bitch Whore Ate all the three i had left D:
FUCKING FUCK


Ps: Looking for a 12.8 extra unlocked score.dat

[Bananamatic]

obligatory everything

[GenericTouhouFailure]

obligatory everything

Obligatory Bananamatic-Makes-My-Day post

[ebarrett]

In celebration of the new thread I fired up UFO again, three attempts were aborted by deaths before midboss Nazrin.

Just as planned.

[Chainsaw Guitar]

Two runs in a row ended by a direction locking up. That was so horribly unlucky that I just felt depressed instead of pissed.

[Paper Conan]

Gameover'ed on Lunatic Cirno (Eosd stage 2) at school today. Everyone was like, "WHOAH, holy shit look at this guy play this crazy japanese game", but it wasn't satisfying... I wasn't playing with my gamepad and I was sucking... I feel so ashamed  :ohdear:.

[Naut]

I fucking suck.

[orinrin]

I fucking suck.

What happened to your bombs?   :V

[Sapz]

I fucking suck.

Clearly you didn't suicide enough during the early stages and ended up with a max rank Stage 5. :V

[LHCling]

Clearly you didn't suicide enough during the early stages and ended up with a max high rank Stage 5. :V

Also, OP needs a link to the previous thread.

obligatory everything

obligatory l2d

[orinrin]

obligatory l2d

Learn to die.   :derp:

[Chaotic Phoenixma]

Momizi, Post Momizi BS Walls. Hell, I hate the whole stage and the boss.


Maybe I would have gotten past the BS Walls and maybe the stage if I hadn't derped stages 2 and 3

Yeah, somehow I got the idea that it'd be a good idea to try to No Bomb Lunatic even though I suck.


Edit:

11 fucking seconds left on the timer. 11 fucking seconds. I was that close to a perfect VoWG timeout.

[チソウ タイゼン]

Also, OP needs a link to the previous thread.

aah eff
thanks

Played SA at school with a miniature crowd of sheep about.
The horror.

I do so bad. In the company of others. :fail:

[ebarrett]

I do so bad. In the company of others. :fail:

silly boy

play one difficulty below what you usually do, sheep can't tell the difference

[チソウ タイゼン]

But then the resident I-know-everything-while-knowing-nothing Touhou nerd (Who calls people who know everything about Touhou nerds) comes up and goes EASY MODOOO?

I shall show the video of him legitimately failing at Icicle Fall Easy (NO FUCKING REALLY) to everybody.

He also called MotK a "nerd board" as he came up to me once and said "you and your nerd boards."

Put down your stones. And spears. And lasers or whatever.

[Zengeku]

Momizi, Post Momizi BS Walls. Hell, I hate the whole stage and the boss.

That stage and boss is great. Stop fooling yourself 

But then the resident I-know-everything-while-knowing-nothing Touhou nerd (Who calls people who know everything about Touhou nerds) comes up and goes EASY MODOOO?

I shall show the video of him legitimately failing at Icicle Fall Easy (NO FUCKING REALLY) to everybody.

If he failed on Icicle Fall Easy then he is fail. Are you normal mode? Then you should just stick to bosses you know well when you are in school so that you can play against them well.

And i'll just admit right here that i fail in the presence of others too.

He also called MotK a "nerd board" as he came up to me once and said "you and your nerd boards."

Well, when you log 50 hours or more into a single game that takes 30 minutes to play through in 1 credit you are the definition of nerd.

But its like sports really. If you want to become really good then you have to spend a lot of time on it.

What kind of games does the kid in question play?

[Bananamatic]

obligatory l2d

obligatory bury in lake

[Chaotic Phoenixma]

That stage and boss is great. Stop fooling yourself 

Well, I do like Aya. But her boss fight and PoFV fight both suck.

And more Stage 4 fail. Even worse is I was close to the final score extend. Would have game overed at or before Terukuni anyway. Screwed up Aya opener, and Saruta Cross sucks.

And Momizi still sucks for me.

Oh, and yet another Exiled Doll Double KO, but I pretty much expect that as it pretty much always happens to me.

I could so do this if Stage 4 didn't exist.


Oh, and why does Nitori seem easier on Lunatic than she is on Hard? Her nonspells are trivial, but I'm likely to screw up the second one on Hard. Only spellcard I find harder on Lunatic is the waterfall one.

[チソウ タイゼン]

quote author=Super Zengeku link=topic=7358.msg461104#msg461104 date=1287040534

Are you normal mode?
I was sick of only winning on Easy.

And i'll just admit right here that i fail in the presence of others too.
Don't we all?

Well, when you log 50 hours or more into a single game that takes 30 minutes to play through in 1 credit you are the definition of nerd.
:I I suppose you have me there *psyduck emoticon

But its like sports really. If you want to become really good then you have to spend a lot of time on it.
What kind of games does the kid in question play?
I think telling you that he's a Japanophile will suffice.
/quote

Also, obligatory rage for Satori

SATORIII

...I hate you Grandpa Hanasaka because I got wallllled inbetween flowers with a large green orb.

[Tamashii Kanjou]

I've been on a bit of a roll with Touhou lately, so I thought I'd go back to EoSD and actually clear Remilia for once since it has been ages since I played it.

...

WHAT?!

WHY CAN'T I GET PAST PATCHOULI WITHOUT WASTING MY LIVES ANYMORE?!

Never mind Remilia now, I can't get to Sakuya anymore. I can't have hit my peak in EoSD that early on. ><

[チソウ タイゼン]

WHAAAAAA

Everything looked... so hopeful

Stage 1 Perfect
Stage 2 Perfect
Stage 3 Perfect
Stage 4- Choking a bit on the Prismriver Sisters
Stage 5- Youmu needs to die
Stage 6- Srsly what

Cherry points- 140000 / 404800
Point items- 1104 / 1200
Final score: ~287.600.000
;_;

[Chaotic Phoenixma]

Stage 4 is really the only thing preventing me from doing this

Okay, I derped Hina's final nonspell, and screwed up the turn arounds on Spin the Cephalic Plate. But 6 fucking deaths over the entirety of Stage 4 to eventually game over on Storm Day.

[NEETori]

I swear Youmu, the Prismrivers and Lost's Soul's village don't want me to 1cc Perfect Cherry Blossom easy (yes I suck at this series, but I love it anyways)

Also - Orin and Shou.

[Chronojet ⚙ Dragon]

Shou.

Was just gonna complain about her but welly well well.

[Drake]

But then the resident I-know-everything-while-knowing-nothing Touhou nerd (Who calls people who know everything about Touhou nerds) comes up and goes EASY MODOOO?

you know he's rl trolling you

...I hate you Grandpa Hanasaka because I got wallllled inbetween flowers with a large green orb.

Dude you can't get walled in that card, ever. Stop running into stuff.

Oh, and why does Nitori seem easier on Lunatic than she is on Hard? Her nonspells are trivial, but I'm likely to screw up the second one on Hard. Only spellcard I find harder on Lunatic is the waterfall one.

Spaced bullets make it more difficult for the brain to parse the overall shape. Lunatic is easier because they're all already in fairly solid lines.

[Just a GBZero]

Dude you can't get walled in that card, ever. Stop running into stuff.

You can have the petals spawn on you though, which I found out the hard way.