HELP HELP I'M BEING CHALLENGED

[Hanged Hourai]

How nice. You chose a game that TSO actually plays, unlike us.

[Hanged Hourai]

Is this gonna be in 3 parts, or is this the only challenge?

[Kilgamayan]

NetHack's easy, mang. It's not even real-time, so you can feel the game play out with no issues.

[Alice★f]

contest rules 2:

for males:
go out and purchase female underwear.
proceed to try them on at home.
describe feeling and post pics while in them.

Wear a bra, stuff it, overlay maid outfit or office clothes

Walk 10 blocks in a densely populated area. Record in 1080, put on Youtube

Receive IM for being the board's biggest idiot.
----okay i seriously need to get back to work

[Bitmap]

Alternative Contest:

Write a 2000+ word sequel to this.

Judging will be based on humor, storyline, and content.

* Baka gets murdered by everyone.

Well, that's what I would give.

[Hello Purvis]

This shall be the only challenge.

People noted as whining too much about it shall have shall be thrown to Kilga.

[UncertainJakutten]

Well, at least you picked something that's in my field. But I think that just makes it more cruel. I know how hard Zen is.

[Hanged Hourai]

Hey TSO, what's my dare?

That's right. I'm not gonna even waste my Christmas break with this rigged challenge.
I have better things to do.

[Gpop]

Kay.


ALRIGHT TSO AND WHOEVER ELSE IS IN ON THIS.

TODAY'S CHALLENGE IS: ZEN MASTERY!

The rules are simple.
 
1. Get your ass onto our Nethack Server!
2. Make and delete Wizards, Tourists, Samurai, or Rogues until you start with a Blindfold.
3. First action: Put it on, never take it off (except to read the Book of the Dead).
4. Live, Thrive, and Survive!

Whoever has the highest score by the first stroke of Christmas (EST) wins!

Should a nymph or monkey or succubus or some other booger steal your blindfold? YOU LOSE.

Good luck!


Edit: I am sure Tso can arrange for a good prize for the best YASD, YAFAP or YAAP story, too.

Well then. I could try this, but how long will we have before it starts?

[JT]

1. Challenge the god damn root admin
2. Act surprised and give up when the odds are stacked against you
3.
4. PROFIT

[Pesco]

Fucking hell you kids whine a lot for a challenge with unlimited retries and ass long deadlines.

[UncertainJakutten]

Purvis, I'm going to suggest you ban pudding farming since the challenge is score based. Of course it's really easy to figure out if pudding farming occurred by puddings killed.

[Matsuri]

Do it. Do it now.

Oh yeah.
I already have my dare for if when I win.
:yukkuri:

How nice. You chose a game that TSO actually plays, unlike us.

Hey TSO, what's my dare?

That's right. I'm not gonna even waste my Christmas break with this rigged challenge.
I have better things to do.

Wow. Zero to whiny defeatism in nothin' flat. Nice.

You could have at least tried. :V

[Janitor Morgan]

Would it be against the spirit of the contest for me to give a quick crash course on the game to anyone who hasn't played it?

[Hello Purvis]

Purvis, I'm going to suggest you ban pudding farming since the challenge is score based. Of course it's really easy to figure out if pudding farming occurred by puddings killed.

This will be considered. The idea is to go for progress. But this is also not cheating. I'll contemplate it.

I am leaning toward: "If you kill more puddings than it would take to drive them extinct, you are disqualified." That'd allow for some things to be done. This may be revised.

Would it be against the spirit of the contest for me to give a quick crash course on the game to anyone who hasn't played it?

Outside assistance is allowable, as long as they are the ones actually playing the game.  Screaming for help in IRC is a fine Nethack Tradition.

[Shizumarashi Mayuzumi]

Screaming for help in IRC is a fine Nethack Tradition.

Yesssssss.

I dunno if I'll try or not. I might just go :effort: and not care.

[Drake]

We need some Unfunnies for whiners >:I

[Alice★f]

Wow. Zero to whiny defeatism in nothin' flat. Nice.

You could have at least tried. :V

Ahahaha

Just Desserts~
How delicious
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Not joining this contest. I'm going to be without Internet access until next year~

[Pesco]

Ahahaha

Just Desserts~
How delicious
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Not joining this contest. I'm going to be without Internet access until next year~

That sucks. I was looking forward to what embarassing things you can do.

[JT]

We need some Unfunnies for whiners >:I

Seconding this motion. Quitters are lame.

[communist unity (comm-unity)]

Good thing I didn't do this challenge, I'm terrible at nethack.
Hope you guys enjoy dressing up in pantyhose and miniskirts while you sing high pitched karaoke. :justasplanned:

[Pesco]

I call for headcrabs' mandatory participation. Helepolis will back me for it.

:3

[Moerin]

WHY DO YOU GUYS DO ALL THE FUN STUFF WHEN I'M NOT AROUND

For the time being,
I shall merely observe, whilst
Biding my time, heh.

[Dead Princess Sakana]

Nethack, eh? Sure, been too long since I played anyway, why not get back to it. Especially since barely anyone else seems to be willing to at least play.
Not that I care about the Idiot Title the least, but why not take part in the fun~  :3

[trancehime]

I have too many things to do over the Christmas break that I probably won't be able to take on the challenge.

Sorry. But don't worry, I'll have a gift for you all by the end of the year.

[Tengukami]

"YEAH I WANNA CHALLENGE THE ADMIN THIS IS GONNA BE FUN WOOO oh wait you mean I have to play a text adventure game that's dead easy to learn, has its own wiki, and we have an IRC channel for asking for help? Waaaah too hard ..."

Congrats to the rest of you who rose to Purvis' awesome idea. Ganbare!

[Iryan]

hi i just got home and what is this


Also, I totally wasn't the one who reported TSO's threads.  :derp:

[Reddyne]

"YEAH I WANNA CHALLENGE THE ADMIN THIS IS GONNA BE FUN WOOO oh wait you mean I have to play a text adventure game that's dead easy to learn, has its own wiki, and we have an IRC channel for asking for help? Waaaah too hard ..."

Congrats to the rest of you who rose to Purvis' awesome idea. Ganbare!

Nethack's text based? Well, so much for my curiosity about it. I'm never playing a "you can't get ye flask" game ever again. Obviously, Nethack is different, but similar stuff I've tried to enjoy and failed is barring me from taking any interest.

[helvetica]

This is literally how easy it is to start playing NetHack.

1) Get PuTTY
2) Telnet to triela.shrinemaiden.org
3) Play NetHack

If you need help or anything join #maidenhack on irc.ppirc.net.  There's also a massive thread in Akyu's chock full of info.

[HakureiSM]

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THIS I'M NEVER SLEEPING AT A DECENT TIME AGAIN IN MY LIFE

@TSO I'M DOWN, BITCH

@Whiners aaahahahahahahahahahahahahafags