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ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« on: November 17, 2010, 04:47:33 AM »
It is required for all employees of the state to pass a test on the collected works of FLIPFLOPs and WizGarage, the Cirnama that contains the keys to knowledge of CPMC, in order to maintain their positions. Those who pass shall retain their titles! Those that fail shall be returned to the factories.

YOU WILL PM YOUR ANSWERS TO ME IN A TIMELY FASHION. DO NOT POST THEM HERE, LEST YOU FACE THE WRATH OF THE STATE.

You have 48 hours.

That is all.


Volume 1

1. Why do the Lunarians have strange tastes? 
2. What options did Marisa Have other than tea?
3. Why did Alice consider giving Marisa a page from the Grimoire?
4. Suwako-chan Check?
5. When faith vanishes from it, a shrine is _______?
6. What was Koakuma selling?
7. Saigyouji'd?
8. When did the Moon Incident happen?
9. Frequency 140.85?
10. What is Alice's Spellcard?
11. What event was interrupted for the the Ms Olympia Contest?
12. How many strings are visible in the image of the 30 preparing for the first assault?

Volume 2

13. How is Youmu's feeling she lacked speed incorrect?
14. Why is Rinnosuke unpopular?
15. Why was Suika napping in the shade?
16. Who likes mackerel in Miso?
17. Who donated a caterpillar to Reimu?
18. What did Eirin ask Youmu about during her errands?
19. Why was a five stands duel proposed?
20. What was described as mountains upon mountains of deceased information?
21. Why was Meiling the werewolf's second victim?
22. Why did Marisa give Flandre a gold star?
23. What comes of knowing the seven luminaries?
24. Why did Yuyuko point out a kitten wandering the garden?
25. How do we know Reimu is Player 2?
26. What will being anxious not achieve?
27. Why was Youmu upset about Marisa's sword?
28. What was Reimu's reaction to Cirno defending Rumia?
29. Who did Youmu confess her late night activities with Yuyuko to?
30. What did Yuyuko say about the kittens?
« Last Edit: November 17, 2010, 06:38:03 PM by Sapurvisat Niyazov »

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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2010, 04:55:22 AM »
DANCE FOR US, IDIOT HIERARCHY

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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2010, 04:58:16 AM »
As I recall, the last time there was a topic like this, just about everyone who actually responded had their rank stripped, while those who laid low kept theirs.

Just sayin'.

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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2010, 05:08:10 AM »
haha. Good luck everyone! Make a good show for us!  :munch:

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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2010, 05:22:50 AM »
As I recall, the last time there was a topic like this, just about everyone who actually responded had their rank stripped, while those who laid low kept theirs.

Just sayin'.

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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2010, 05:27:55 AM »
Duuude. This is like homework. Can't I just put on a striptease or something instead?

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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2010, 05:28:56 AM »

That was intended to clear the hierarchy completely, though, since it was stagnant for a while and needed renewal.
Since it wasn't long ago, I doubt this is the case. At least completely :s

Also Rurooo, Baity sucks :<
At this point I don't even care anymore, though :3
I'd rather be a regular member again and maybe win IP again through the normal means one day maybe, then try climbing up the ladder.
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[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2010, 07:09:09 AM »
What's the pass mark? I think I can only get about 5 without rereading.

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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2010, 07:28:51 AM »
Volume 1

1. Why do the Lunarians have strange tastes? Danmaku isn't supposed to be tasty.
2. What options did Marisa Have other than tea? Alice's dolls, Gradius options at one point.
3. Why did Alice consider giving Marisa a page from the Grimoire? The page teaches why stealing forty cakes is terrible.
4. Suwako-chan Check? Mate. Ron. Plan means keikaku.
5. When faith vanishes from it, a shrine is _______? Suddenly more roomy.
6. What was Koakuma selling? Crack.
7. Saigyouji'd? I'd her.
8. When did the Moon Incident happen? When Toyohime decided it would be a wonderful idea to run around town naked.
9. Frequency 140.85? 5cm/s.
10. What is Alice's Spellcard? I'm not Alone "~Imaginary Friends~"
11. What event was interrupted for the the Ms Olympia Contest? My daily fap.
12. How many strings are visible in the image of the 30 preparing for the first assault? Zero, they were all woodwind.

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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2010, 07:52:13 AM »
Um... But I'm still waiting for my challenge against Squidy...
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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2010, 08:27:30 AM »
Um... But I'm still waiting for my challenge against Squidy...
Yeah that's what hapenned to me last time :s
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
                                                                                   .

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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2010, 08:42:37 AM »
Um... But I'm still waiting for my challenge against Squidy...

Baity is useless; so I shall take his place this once.

YOUR CHALLENGE IS THIS: PERFECT UNDERSTANDING OF THE CIRNAMA. THE HIGHER SCORE SHALL WIN.

IN THE EVENT OF A TIE, YOU WILL BE SUBJECTED TO A LIGHTNING ROUND.

SHOULD NEITHER OF YOU SCORE HIGH ENOUGH, YOU SHALL BOTH BE REMOVED.

What's the pass mark? I think I can only get about 5 without rereading.

A proper member of the state worries about one mark, and that is the perfect mark.


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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2010, 08:55:24 AM »
Time for researching then.

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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2010, 10:39:05 AM »
What better way to challenge a user base comprised mostly of high school and college students than to give them a test? Students love tests!

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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2010, 11:16:52 AM »
What better way to challenge a user base comprised mostly of high school and college students than to give them a test? Students love tests!

The bad thing is that I actually do enjoy pre-calc and physics tests, cause for some reason that just sets off a trigger on me and I just start working like a mad man Burahahaha BV

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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2010, 11:34:13 AM »
What better way to challenge a user base comprised mostly of high school and college students than to give them a test? Students love tests!

Haha, it's been years since my university years... but I'll be quite happy to, uh, share credit with any shy, dedicated student? Yukari is too lazy for cramming  :blush:

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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2010, 02:42:16 PM »
Duuuuude, I can answer these. Also, I'll just bullshit the answers to everything I don't know. It'll work, too!

Also, my proposed answer for the Koakuma question was the same as Drakes.

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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2010, 03:10:52 PM »
Something tells me the answers won't be kept confidential...
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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2010, 04:13:23 PM »
Isn't this the anti-way of proving if someone is an idiot or not? Why not make them jump from a bridge or some shit like that and whoever is alive keeps their title?


Edit: Oh shit, I got it now.

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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2010, 04:14:11 PM »
The answer to every single of these questions is: "Mu".
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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2010, 04:46:26 PM »
The answer to every single of these questions is: "WE LOVE MEN'S BEER!!".

Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #21 on: November 17, 2010, 05:06:23 PM »

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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2010, 05:10:29 PM »
I thought it was communism.

I'm waiting on my mushrooms and bananas. Room service is horrible around here :<

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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #23 on: November 17, 2010, 05:54:55 PM »
The answer to every single of these questions is: "Mu".
umu?

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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #24 on: November 17, 2010, 06:00:47 PM »
I suggest an alternate test that's styled like a tax form or employment application so old hats like Ammy don't feel out of the loop. And of course, all responses of this type would be written in cursive and sent by snailmail as well.
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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #25 on: November 17, 2010, 06:06:01 PM »
......

I don't know whether to take this seriously or not.
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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #26 on: November 17, 2010, 06:23:26 PM »
......

I don't know whether to take this seriously or not.

My guess is that they're planning to do a complete wipe and just want to get a few kicks before they do. We're about due for one, anyway.

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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #27 on: November 17, 2010, 06:28:58 PM »
Yeah, besides, I never heard of this, "FLIPFLIPs" circle anyways :V

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« Last Edit: November 17, 2010, 06:39:05 PM by Sapurvisat Niyazov »

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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #28 on: November 17, 2010, 07:01:02 PM »
My guess is that they're planning to do a complete wipe and just want to get a few kicks before they do. We're about due for one, anyway.
Weren't you supposed to be wiped anyway and then Nobu got drunk and forgot about it?   :V

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Re: ATTENTION: ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY REPORT FOR MANDATORY TESTING
« Reply #29 on: November 17, 2010, 07:11:42 PM »
I suggest an alternate test that's styled like a tax form or employment application so old hats like Ammy don't feel out of the loop. And of course, all responses of this type would be written in cursive and sent by snailmail as well.
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