Author Topic: HAIL YOUR OVERLORDS (Read 39459 times)

Aba Matindesu! · « **Reply #360 on:** November 13, 2010, 02:44:02 PM »

Oh great overlords, it would be a wise decision if you, me and our comrades would have 8 chocolate chips a day to keep them working in tip-top shape. We ~~can~~ should also add some mind-altering substances so they'll just keep working all day and eat more chocolate chip cookies.

And a Chen Yukkuri to reward the hardest workers.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #361 on:** November 13, 2010, 04:45:01 PM »

Quote from: Prody on November 13, 2010, 06:39:31 AM

Cirnama...?

Off to the fire mines!

ATTENTION

IN RESPONSE TO THE RECENT FLOODING OF THE WESTERN PROVINCE, ALL CITIZENS ARE ORDERED TO TRIPLE THEIR CURRENT WATER INTAKE.

THAT IS ALL.

Ubiquitial · « **Reply #362 on:** November 13, 2010, 04:48:22 PM »

*GlugGlugGlug*

Sana · « **Reply #363 on:** November 13, 2010, 04:54:24 PM »

* Sana collapses from water overdose

Aliquantic · « **Reply #364 on:** November 13, 2010, 05:46:42 PM »

Is vodka deemed to be water by the Executive Committee?

-- A concerned friend of the revolution

Minch · « **Reply #365 on:** November 13, 2010, 05:57:08 PM »

Water? I dont need no freakin water! I have my pig masks for that.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #366 on:** November 15, 2010, 06:00:08 AM »

ATTENTION

TO COMPENSATE FOR THE LOST 35 OR SO HOURS OF PRODUCTIVITY, ALL CITIZENS WILL BE REQUIRED TO WORK AN EXTRA 35 HOURS BEGINNING IMMEDIATELY.

THAT IS ALL.

axman36 · « **Reply #367 on:** November 15, 2010, 06:00:57 AM »

What does one do if they work 24/7 shifts?

Kinzo the Astro Curious · « **Reply #368 on:** November 15, 2010, 06:06:44 AM »

I'm afraid while the peoples defenses were down, the boards smilies have been replaced with CAPITALIST SMILES like those you used to see in those "HEELLLLOOOOO" web adverts.

ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA

Aliquantic · « **Reply #369 on:** November 15, 2010, 06:32:16 AM »

Quote from: axman36 on November 15, 2010, 06:00:57 AM

What does one do if they work 24/7 shifts?

The Party inserts leap seconds occasionally to make sure our time stays synchronized with the sun, so you'll just need to be alive for 35 hours worth of leap seconds! Fortunately those haven't been used as frequently in recent years due to all the capitalist factories weighing down the Earth, so you've effectively won an eternal stay in the workers paradise!

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #370 on:** November 15, 2010, 10:19:13 AM »

ATTENTION

DUE TO OVERPRODUCTION, EXTRA SALT WILL BE PROVIDED AT MEAL TIMES. A HALF OF TEASPOON IS MANDATORY.

AS WELL, PSL IS CLOSED AS IT SERVES AS A DISTRACTION FROM PROPER READING AND UNDERSTANDING OF THE CIRNAMA.

THAT IS ALL.

Prody · « **Reply #371 on:** November 15, 2010, 01:10:05 PM »

Ha ka ta no shio~

MORE SALT

Iryan · « **Reply #372 on:** November 15, 2010, 01:18:51 PM »

*runs a stream of sulfuric acid over the salt*

Dead Princess Sakana · « **Reply #373 on:** November 15, 2010, 01:39:52 PM »

So who will be the one to tell Purvis that the communism he was never part of has fallen? He still thinks of this cardboard box as his palace :ohdear:

Gpop · « **Reply #374 on:** November 15, 2010, 01:41:17 PM »

Communism will continue to live in our hearts ghoti, it lives on in our hearts.

Pesco · « **Reply #375 on:** November 15, 2010, 02:18:24 PM »

Every time you hug, you are acting out your yearning for the camaraderie of communism.

Iryan · « **Reply #376 on:** November 15, 2010, 02:29:49 PM »

There is a little communist in everybody~

Aliquantic · « **Reply #377 on:** November 15, 2010, 03:07:26 PM »

Quote from: Sapurvisat Niyazov on November 13, 2010, 04:45:01 PM

IN RESPONSE TO THE RECENT FLOODING OF THE WESTERN PROVINCE, ALL CITIZENS ARE ORDERED TO TRIPLE THEIR CURRENT WATER INTAKE.

THAT IS ALL.

Quote from: Sapurvisat Niyazov on November 15, 2010, 10:19:13 AM

DUE TO OVERPRODUCTION, EXTRA SALT WILL BE PROVIDED AT MEAL TIMES. A HALF OF TEASPOON IS MANDATORY.

I'm glad to hear our superiors have taken steps to combat the sudden spike in cases of hyponatremia among the population! This had, of course, nothing whatsoever to do with mandating people to drink very large amounts of water in a short period of time.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #378 on:** November 15, 2010, 06:46:02 PM »

ATTENTION

RECENT DIGS TO CREATE PLACES TO STORE THE EXCESS SALT HAVE UNEARTHED THE REMAINS OF A PREVIOUSLY UNDISCOVERED DINOSAUR. THIS DINOSAUR SEEMS TO HAVE STOOD TWELVE STORIES TALL AND DINED UPON THE OTHER, LESSER DINOSAURS FOUND IN OTHER NATIONS. CLEARLY THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF CPMC'S MIGHT EVEN IN THE DISTANT ERAS. IT SHALL BE CALLED THE NIYAZOVSAUR AND THE DAY PREVIOUSLY KNOWN HAS FRIDAY SHALL BEAR ITS NAME.

THAT IS ALL.

Minch · « **Reply #379 on:** November 16, 2010, 12:04:00 AM »

Quote from: Sapurvisat Niyazov on November 15, 2010, 06:46:02 PM

ATTENTION

RECENT DIGS TO CREATE PLACES TO STORE THE EXCESS SALT HAVE UNEARTHED THE REMAINS OF A PREVIOUSLY UNDISCOVERED DINOSAUR. THIS DINOSAUR SEEMS TO HAVE STOOD TWELVE STORIES TALL AND DINED UPON THE OTHER, LESSER DINOSAURS FOUND IN OTHER NATIONS. CLEARLY THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF CPMC'S MIGHT EVEN IN THE DISTANT ERAS. IT SHALL BE CALLED THE NIYAZOVSAUR AND THE DAY PREVIOUSLY KNOWN HAS FRIDAY SHALL BEAR ITS NAME.

THAT IS ALL.

Why should it be named after you?! YOU didn't discover it. And I would like my friday to be dinosaur free thank you very much

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #380 on:** November 16, 2010, 12:16:32 AM »

Quote from: Minchy Minch on November 16, 2010, 12:04:00 AM

Why should it be named after you?! YOU didn't discover it. And I would like my friday to be dinosaur free thank you very much

Hope you like mining fire!

Minch · « **Reply #381 on:** November 16, 2010, 12:50:09 AM »

Quote from: Sapurvisat Niyazov on November 16, 2010, 12:16:32 AM

Hope you like mining fire!

~~And I hope you like the NKC!~~

~~I don't get to speak I am in the fire mines!~~

~~Oh Pervis. This power will be the death of you. And through the army of my pig masks.~~

I sure do enjoy talking to this wall in the mines, yessiree!