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Picture if you will, a young newcomer to the Touhou franchise, eager to make his mark on the community and become the strongest of Touhou fans. There are only a few minor obstacles in this hero's path to glory; namely, he can't even 1cc the game on Easy, and there are too many characters to remember.
What should he do to resolve these issues? Practice the games and get advice from better players until he reaches higher difficulties? Pay attention to the plot and setting beyond flash videos and memes?
WHY BOTHER?
With this simple guide, you can go from n00b to Touhou master in just a few simple steps! So hold on tight, you're about to get Master Sparked all the way to popularity!
STEP 1.
ADOPT A PC-98 CHARACTER.
There's a large cast of characters from the first 5 games in the Touhou series who the fandom have almost forgotten about. Anyone remember Rikako Asakura? Me neither!
Take advantage of this, and take one of these poor, forgotten girls as your waifu. Through your appreciation of the older entries in the franchise, you'll prove that you're a knowledgable, respectable Touhou fan. And best of all, because the PC-98 characters have almost zero characterisation, you can make them whatever you want them to be!
STEP 2.
DEMONSTRATE YOUR INGENUITY BY CHEATING YOUR WAY TO VICTORY.
Here's a fact some of you may have not thought of - next time you play a Touhou game, run as many other programs in the background as you can. If you do it right, your game will creak to a halt, moving almost in slow motion, and you'll be able to sneak your way around even the hardest barrages with ease. You can tell people you've beaten UFO on Lunatic, and technically you won't be lying!
There may be people who claim your replay is hacked, but you can simply say to them that your computer has some sort of horrible specs, the sort they used to make calculators thirty years ago. They have no right to argue about the validity of your replay if you're poor!
Of course this assumes that you actually try to play the games. For the especially poor players (and the lazy) there's always:
STEP 2B.
'BORROW' A JAPANESE REPLAY.
Get hold of some video recording software, and a high-ranking replay from a Japanese scoreboard. Record the replay running on your computer, but cut off the parts where the player's name is shown. Then upload to Youtube, and enjoy instant praise from your fellow Touhou fans!
STEP 3.
FIND AN OTP.
Every True Touhou Fan has an OTP - a One True Pairing, a couple who absolutely must be together no matter how unlikely or nonsensical. The stranger the better - if you think that Mystia should totally get it on with Letty based on one ambigous line in PCB, make sure to declare this opinion as vocally as possible!
Comment on forums, Youtube videos, even Facebook pages! The sky's the limit, and because your pairing is the One True Pairing, you can rest assured in the knowledge that you are right and everyone else is wrong!
STEP 4.
MEMES, MEMES, MEMES.
Memes are around for a reason. It's because they're funny. That means if you say them, you're funny, so therefore you should take every chance you can to spout memes wherever they'd come close to fitting. Make a Cirno joke any time someone mentions the number 9! End every post or line of text with 'ze'! Correct anyone who dares to refer to China by her actual name! Recite songs in romaji even if you don't know what the words actually mean!
There will be haters, but they simply can't understand the subtle, brilliant humour that brought these memes to power in the first place.
STEP 5.
EMBRACE FORUM RIVALRY.
The Western Touhou Community is a strange thing. Do you frequent /jp/? MotK is a shithole full of noobposters! Do you frequent MotK? /jp/ is a bunch of elitist weeaboos who sleep with dakimakuras (and they aren't even part of your OTP)! This is a simple example, but in general no two Touhou forums get along. Take advantage of this fact by flaming other forums about whatever they have that's worse than your forum (which is obviously the best, no questions asked). For maximum effect, join all the forums under different names and troll every single forum at once! You'll earn respect from the entire community!
That's it! With these 5 simple steps, you can go from only being good for your sex appeal to being more hax than Yukari!
However, the producers of this guide are aware that in extreme cases, the above tips may in fact fail to raise you to the level of royalty, and indeed may make you actually disliked by the Touhou community.
In these situations, we can only suggest:
STEP 6.
RAGEQUIT THE SERIES.
This is perhaps the easiest of all the steps. State, without evidence, that Touhou is inferior to CAVE games because they aren't as hard. Don't bother mentioning the music, the story, the characters, or anything like that. Play solely to the elitist shmup players, using your replays from Step 2 as evidence if necessary. People will argue with you on the matter, but simply declare them to be 'stupid' and never visit the forum again. You may not be the most respected Touhou fan, but no-one can disagree with you if you aren't around to hear them.
Good luck with your upcoming conquests, young Touhou fan! I hope these tips get you as far as I did in the community!*
*Claim may be blatantly false.
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STEP 1.
ADOPT A PC-98 CHARACTER.
There's a large cast of characters from the first 5 games in the Touhou series who the fandom have almost forgotten about. Anyone remember Rikako Asakura? Me neither!
Take advantage of this, and take one of these poor, forgotten girls as your waifu. Through your appreciation of the older entries in the franchise, you'll prove that you're a knowledgable, respectable Touhou fan. And best of all, because the PC-98 characters have almost zero characterisation, you can make them whatever you want them to be!
True Touhou gangstaz
Adopt dummied out bits of
Data, bizzatch~! Hah~!
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What step does "Become admin of a major Touhou fan community" fall under?
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Apparently I am the worst touhoufan ever. I didn't even do the first one right, because I don't actually want to lay Sariel nor Konngara.
I fail at life! :qq:
@TSO: Step 5, obviously. You are so good that you make your very own community just to show how much you loathe all others. What other reasons could there possibly be for creating a forum of your own?!
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What step does "Become admin of a major Touhou fan community" fall under?
Step 4.9. The best part about being in charge of your own forum is now you can raeg at every other forum while knowing that the true home of Touhou fans is being kept safe by your own loving hands!
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welp looks like the secret to my success is revealed
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What step does "Become admin of a major Touhou fan community" fall under?
Step 7: you are a dork
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STEP 1.
ADOPT A PC-98 CHARACTER.
There's a large cast of characters from the first 5 games in the Touhou series who the fandom have almost forgotten about. Anyone remember Rikako Asakura? Me neither!
Take advantage of this, and take one of these poor, forgotten girls as your waifu. Through your appreciation of the older entries in the franchise, you'll prove that you're a knowledgable, respectable Touhou fan. And best of all, because the PC-98 characters have almost zero characterisation, you can make them whatever you want them to be!
STEP 2.
DEMONSTRATE YOUR INGENUITY BY CHEATING YOUR WAY TO VICTORY.
Here's a fact some of you may have not thought of - next time you play a Touhou game, run as many other programs in the background as you can. If you do it right, your game will creak to a halt, moving almost in slow motion, and you'll be able to sneak your way around even the hardest barrages with ease. You can tell people you've beaten UFO on Lunatic, and technically you won't be lying!
There may be people who claim your replay is hacked, but you can simply say to them that your computer has some sort of horrible specs, the sort they used to make calculators thirty years ago. They have no right to argue about the validity of your replay if you're poor!
Hey, no fair telling people the donut method of touhology.
What step does "Become admin of a major Touhou fan community" fall under?
I'm pretty sure you were a victim of Katchura ragequitting the community, so step 6.
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I have only accomplished 0.25 of the steps. FORGIVE ME :V
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I stopped at WHY BOTHER.
:getdown:
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Well recorded Roukan, but you forgot one.
STEP 6B
RAGEQUIT THE SERIES CONTINUED.
A new release has come out! Find a fault in it, any fault will do! In you cannot find a fault, merely make one up. Now that you've found or invented this fault, hammer at it endlessly! The series jumped the shark! ZUN is out of ideas! This is just a rip-off of <other famous thing!> It is too gimmicky! ZUN is just making things up as he goes along! The series is now ruined forever, and your sage declaration reflects upon your keen insight into such things. Be certain to do this as quickly as possible; the longer a new release exists, the less insightful you seem by your proclamation. You cannot dally on this at all; find this fault within the first minutes of new footage appearing. Be the first to have recognized when it was all over, and stand by this through thick and thin!
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So that is what "OTP" means...
I knew I did something wrong in my quest to become a touhou fan.
Thanks Roukan! I will restart my touhou career again, starting from 0 and become the ultimate tooohooo fan, instead of shino lover. ( ',')b
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I just figured out (from reading this thread) that this site has shrinemaiden in the URL because Katchura thought "project shrine maiden" was the official name of the games or something like that.
That's actually fairly interesting !
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Do we, at any point, need a towel?
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Do we, at any point, need a towel?
If you haven't been keeping track of where your towel is, this guide is wasted on you. >:<
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Can I just skip to step 6 and be done with it? Steps 2 and 3 involve too much effort on my behalf.
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I just figured out (from reading this thread) that this site has shrinemaiden in the URL because Katchura thought "project shrine maiden" was the official name of the games or something like that.
That's actually fairly interesting !
But the official name of the series is project shrine maiden. o_o Why do you think every game's opening has that in them?
Anyway, let's see how I do...
STEP 1.
ADOPT A PC-98 CHARACTER.
SUPA KAWAII DESU! ^_________________________^
STEP 2.
DEMONSTRATE YOUR INGENUITY BY CHEATING YOUR WAY TO VICTORY.
Of course! The replay site marked my replay as tool-assisted, it must be true! :]
STEP 3.
FIND AN OTP.
Eirin x Konngara OTP. -^-
STEP 4.
MEMES, MEMES, MEMES.
Do we get bonus points if we coin a meme that is well known enough to be featured on TVtropes?
STEP 5.
EMBRACE FORUM RIVALRY.
Stupid MoTK. So full of themselves. >:(
STEP 6.
RAGEQUIT THE SERIES
Multiple times!
So therefore, I am the best primary ever! Screw all y'all who aren't as good a fan as me!
:fail:
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What step does "Become admin of a major Touhou fan community" fall under?
Woah, I qualify for this too now. *.* (Well, at least one of the admins...)
Also, I'd like to redo #1 as a subset of this: Be an elitist prick by proving the superiority of the PC98 games over the Windows games. Just to let you all know, PoDD is an awesome party game, Mima and I proved it at NEC. PoFV doesn't have SHIT on it!
(Well, after enduring a long, hard struggle to get two gamepads working with JoyToKey/Xpadder and T98Next, all in Wine/Linux. T-T)
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Hahaha! Who says Touhou fans can't laugh at themselves?
Well recorded Roukan, but you forgot one.
STEP 6B
RAGEQUIT THE SERIES CONTINUED.
A new release has come out! Find a fault in it, any fault will do! In you cannot find a fault, merely make one up. Now that you've found or invented this fault, hammer at it endlessly! The series jumped the shark! ZUN is out of ideas! This is just a rip-off of <other famous thing!> It is too gimmicky! ZUN is just making things up as he goes along! The series is now ruined forever, and your sage declaration reflects upon your keen insight into such things. Be certain to do this as quickly as possible; the longer a new release exists, the less insightful you seem by your proclamation. You cannot dally on this at all; find this fault within the first minutes of new footage appearing. Be the first to have recognized when it was all over, and stand by this through thick and thin!
STEP 5.5
RAGEQUIT THE SERIES: THE BUILD-UP.
After achieving Steps 1 through 5, you may find yourself growing bored with your attainment of the coveted Touhou Sensei title. You might think there's nowhere to go but down from here, but you'd be wrong. What better way to assert your mastery of all things ZUN than by pouring your scorn and ridicule on the fanbase? If it sounds like too big a pill to swallow, don't worry - there's plenty of fish to shoot in this big ol' Pocky-smelling barrel. Start with the obvious targets: anyone newer to the fanbase than you are. Remind them of how new they are, frequently talk about going out to karaoke with ARM and 3L after Reiteisai in 2006. It doesn't have to be true; they're noobs! From there, you can move on to other targets - whatever suits your tastes. Have you been trying to paint yourself as a High Score Mastah? Laugh openly at fans who post 1cc Lunatic runs with "wow dude are you like ALLERGIC to point items or something? lolo" Maybe you've been trying to paint yourself as a Canon Commander? Mercilessly chide anyone who slips up on the smallest character details. From there, elevate your disgust with the fanbase to the theoretical level with some of these easy templates:
"The problem with the Touhou fanbase is that people are more interested in the [story/gameplay] than they are in the [gameplay/story]."
"The problem with the Touhou fanbase is no one in the WTC will ever measure up to anything [Japan/ZUN/Cave/Parker Brothers] has ever done."
"The problem with the Touhou fanbase is there's [not enough/too much] porn."
And so forth. Make sure you remind everyone, frequently, of just how much distaste and contempt you have for them all, too. And when you're sure everyone knows where you stand, repeat it some more. Remember: you can't drive home the point too often; only not often enough. This will serve as an excellent prelude to your glorious exeunt, outlined in Step 6.
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Some of those steps I don't want to complete. And some of them I already have...
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Hey, no fair telling people the donut method of touhology.
Should I feel bad if I was thinking this as I read it?
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I am Squidtentacle and I approve this thread.
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1. As I recall, I've spent a few months and my own money to make a Yumemi outfit, and I gave a piggyback ride to your 'forgotten' Rikako cosplayer, so there.
3. I'm already all for Saku x Mei, but I also fully support Ei x Yu. One is a doctor without peer who can grant immortality while the other is the embodiment of death who can evoke it in those she pleases. It's an obvious choice.
6. No-can-do sir. I can ragequit during an individual game, but not at the series as a whole.
Also, if the stars align as the earth begins to crumble and I wind up with a waifu, our twin daughters WILL be named Marisa and Alice.
Also, I'd like to redo #1 as a subset of this: Be an elitist prick by proving the superiority of the PC98 games over the Windows games. Just to let you all know, PoDD is an awesome party game, Mima and I proved it at NEC. PoFV doesn't have SHIT on it!
Superior music and characters will do that.
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Every True Touhou Fan has an OTP - a One True Pairing, a couple who absolutely must be together no matter how unlikely or nonsensical.
I would totally ship Ran and Shou. THIS SHIT'S GODLY.
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So I guess Letty has already gone through all the steps.
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Hahaha! Who says Touhou fans can't laugh at themselves?
STEP 5.5
RAGEQUIT THE SERIES: THE BUILD-UP.
After achieving Steps 1 through 5, you may find yourself growing bored with your attainment of the coveted Touhou Sensei title. You might think there's nowhere to go but down from here, but you'd be wrong. What better way to assert your mastery of all things ZUN than by pouring your scorn and ridicule on the fanbase? If it sounds like too big a pill to swallow, don't worry - there's plenty of fish to shoot in this big ol' Pocky-smelling barrel. Start with the obvious targets: anyone newer to the fanbase than you are. Remind them of how new they are, frequently talk about going out to karaoke with ARM and 3L after Reiteisai in 2006. It doesn't have to be true; they're noobs! From there, you can move on to other targets - whatever suits your tastes. Have you been trying to paint yourself as a High Score Mastah? Laugh openly at fans who post 1cc Lunatic runs with "wow dude are you like ALLERGIC to point items or something? lolo" Maybe you've been trying to paint yourself as a Canon Commander? Mercilessly chide anyone who slips up on the smallest character details. From there, elevate your disgust with the fanbase to the theoretical level with some of these easy templates:
"The problem with the Touhou fanbase is that people are more interested in the [story/gameplay] than they are in the [gameplay/story]."
"The problem with the Touhou fanbase is no one in the WTC will ever measure up to anything [Japan/ZUN/Cave/Parker Brothers] has ever done."
"The problem with the Touhou fanbase is there's [not enough/too much] porn."
And so forth. Make sure you remind everyone, frequently, of just how much distaste and contempt you have for them all, too. And when you're sure everyone knows where you stand, repeat it some more. Remember: you can't drive home the point too often; only not often enough. This will serve as an excellent prelude to your glorious exeunt, outlined in Step 6.
I am shamed I did not include this myself. I am but a lowly '09 fan.
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For maximum effect, join all the forums under different names and troll every single forum at once! You'll earn respect from the entire community!
...so like, three boards?
I would totally ship Ran and Shou. THIS SHIT'S GODLY.
I ship this(visually)
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This needs to be turned into a video and uploaded on youtube.
with Sapz's voice as ADVICESAPZ.jpg
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1. I'm not that crazy about any PC-98 characters.
2. I'm an honest, hard-working Lunatic player. I don't need to cheat. :V
3. I cannot bring my mind to ship Touhou characters in that sense. Any relationships I do see never go higher than "good friends" - think something like Orin and Utsuho in canon.
4. I mention memes on occasion, though it's still kinda rare ze
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5. That kind of bickering is not my style. Pretty useless if you ask me.
6. Why would I do that?
I'm a terrible Touhou fan, eh? :V
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STEP 1.
ADOPT A PC-98 CHARACTER.
There's a large cast of characters from the first 5 games in the Touhou series who the fandom have almost forgotten about. Anyone remember Rikako Asakura? Me neither!
Take advantage of this, and take one of these poor, forgotten girls as your waifu. Through your appreciation of the older entries in the franchise, you'll prove that you're a knowledgable, respectable Touhou fan. And best of all, because the PC-98 characters have almost zero characterisation, you can make them whatever you want them to be!
This is the only good advice the OP has given thus far.
Roukan, I am disappoint...
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but I have 40 waifus.
that's as big as the Touhou entire cast.
am I not fans enough?
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STEP 1.
ADOPT A PC-98 CHARACTER.
Don't make me bring back Five Magic Stones, bitch
(http://i51.tinypic.com/k1311e.jpg)
OTP: Far Left Stone has a secret crush on MidRight Stone
Semirelatedly, I did just recently make a replay of myself playing PCB Phantasm at 10 FPS just for the fun of it.
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GreenVirus:
1cc IN Hard, PCB Hard, MoF Hard, SA Hard, EoSD Normal, UFO Normal
2cc PCB Lunatic, 4cc EoSD Lunatic, 2cc IN Lunatic.
1cc SA Normal No Deaths.
-Capture Yuyuko's final timeout card in Lunatic, get to Yukari's final card. (PCB Phantasm)
Clear PCB Extra, IN Extra (No Deaths).
Known for: Whining about Koishi's stage. It's TOO DAMN HARD!!! No, I don't care what you think! But I love the character and the stage so much that I don't mind~
Favorite Character: Reiuzi Utsuho
Others: Raymoo, Marisuh, Alice, Sakuya, Sanae, Yukari, Yuyukoh, Youma, Eirin & Kanako
I've done Touhou fanwork and I've put a few replays and videos online. I have a few doujins on my HDD (99% non-ero) and a folder of Touhou images. Touhou music is a large portion of my music library.
I've gotten respect as a gamer from playing the games in front of others, going as far to do a few Lunatic plays (Not 1cc) without deaths. Still bad at capturing spell cards but I am very good with resource management. UFO has taught me well.
I keep quiet and don't publicize the series in a stupid manner / don't spout memes / don't cause drama on forums / don't get pissed when someone goes "What Anime is this."
Touhou technically has an Anime now, regardless if it's official or not.
------> Therefore I am a true Touhou fan, just pretty lazy!
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So that is what "OTP" means...
Applies here as well.
With this knowledge a plan for defenestration via trebuchet will now be implemented upon any and all believers and participants.
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This is the only good advice the OP has given thus far.
Roukan, I am disappoint...
:trollface:...?
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1. I call
Mima Kana.
2. I beat Nue with Cheat Engine am I cool now
3. Yuyuko x Mokou because I said so.
4. Marisa Stole The Precious Common Sense.
5. You all suck, I beat Saigyouji Flawless Nirvana in two tries.
6. [Delete this 8.2GB folder? Y/N] Y
Also, I call lecture by page 9.
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Also, if the stars align as the earth begins to crumble and I wind up with a waifu, our twin daughters WILL be named Marisa and Alice.
Would you pronounce it 'Muh-riss-uh' or 'Mah-ree-sah'? This is important.
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praise the stars
your touhou community is rubbish compared to our new kingdom, the yukkuri empire!
even original characters are welcome, unlike your strict rulings!
the forgotten are also remembered as well!
(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/7038/1292563857333.png)
bow, children, BOW DOWN TO THE MIGHT
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I don't know if I've mentioned this ever, but Shou x Iku for obvious reasons :ohdear:
...the first step is too hard ;-;, btw.
*gives up in being the STRONGEST a true touhou fan, ze*
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Would you pronounce it 'Muh-riss-uh' or 'Mah-ree-sah'? This is important.
I would pronounce it 'Mah-REE-sah' that would sound 50% like it's original Japanese and 50% like and over-dramatized Mexican soap opera.
Ma-REES-saaaah, Fer-NAN-nnndoooooh, PORRR-QUUUUEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!
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Be a true Touhou fan.
Adopt a Seihou character.
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Be a true Touhou fan.
Adopt a Seihou character.
If you insist.
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Eirin x Konngara OTP. -^-
Yuugen-Magan x Toyohime
I am a better fan than you.
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Yuugen-Magan x Toyohime
I am a better fan than you.
Meira x Youki.
I am the best. :3
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Genji x Five Magic Stones.
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Meira x Youki.
I am the best. :3
Mimi-chan x Ehrlich
:gwahaha:
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Mimi-chan x Ehrlich
:gwahaha:
Mai (from Yuki/Mai) x Mai (from Mei/Mai)
:smug:
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Mai (from Yuki/Mai) x Mai (from Mei/Mai)
:smug:
The thing from tHRtP's Jigoku route ending x Mishaguji-sama
:justasplanned:
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This is the only good advice the OP has given thus far.
Roukan, I am disappoint...
Here we see a perfect example of the process in action!
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Evil Eye Sigma x Satori's Third Eye.
:objection!:
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Letty Whiterock x Milia.
...Something tells me the reasoning for this isn't very obvious. :ohdear:
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OTP: Rumi Arie x Kasen Ibara x Sugar Satellite
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Ma-REES-saaaah, Fer-NAN-nnndoooooh, PORRR-QUUUUEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!
have my children
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Evil Eye Sigma x Satori's Third Eye.
:objection!:
I drew fanart of that.
I AM THE BEST FAN OF ALL. :smug:
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I would pronounce it 'Mah-REE-sah' that would sound 50% like it's original Japanese and 50% like and over-dramatized Mexican soap opera.
Ma-REES-saaaah, Fer-NAN-nnndoooooh, PORRR-QUUUUEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!
fernando...
.......es muy grando!
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Kikuri x Sanae. She does much more destructive force at her (http://rp.mokou.org/viewtopic.php?f=67&t=61&start=490#p11962).
Also, I am RAGED at the number of accuracies being thworn around here. Like that one guy who posts on my site, whom I must accuse of duckspeak, like from 1984! And he even ... hang on, if I say "like from 1984" there, does it make more or less sense than if I didn't say it?
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Mokou is mah waifu. Oh shit, she isn't PC-98.
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Don't care what anyone says, I claim Hourai.
Alice had her dolls in PC-98 and there ain't any proof Hourai wasn't one of them.
Loopholes!
:dealwithit:
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Eirin x Konngara OTP. -^-
I'm so drawing fanart of this
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have my children
NAY THOU. I don't know where I'd store the buggers for 40 weeks and I know exactly how they come out of a human and I'm not fully equipped to do THAT.
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Utsuho is my hasubando / waifu
You cannot have her. I will challenge and defeat anyone who opposes me.
Okay, let's not turn this into one of those creepy threads...
I would pronounce it 'Mah-REE-sah' that would sound 50% like it's original Japanese and 50% like and over-dramatized Mexican soap opera.
Ma-REES-saaaah, Fer-NAN-nnndoooooh, PORRR-QUUUUEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!
*cough
I have been slain
Your Spanish...
..It's so horrible
*vomit
*vomits again
*vomits blood
*dies
fernando...
.......es muy grando!
9999 Damage to All Party Members
*The Entire Party Has Died
Continue? Yes / No
EDIT: Also holy krap this thread goes in tarc
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Oh yeah, I am claiming Sara, because a part of my brain randomly decided that she needed snuggles. :D :D COLONDEE
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fernando...
.......es muy grando!
Ninguna manera!
Que es imposible!
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1. I'm not to on waifu/husbando for touhou, but daughters...Hmm....YUMEMI!
2. I don't like that, it's too slow even for me.
3. Hah, you want obscure? SoEW 2nd stage Mid-boss X SoEW 4th stage Mid-boss! The OTP!!! But I mostly support Alice X Marisa
4. I do meme's from time to time but not to keen on it.
5. I prefer civil debates.
So....I'm apperently 2/5 a True touhou fan...oh well.
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Welp technically I have adopted a PC-98 character so
obscure is so overrated
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STEP 1.
ADOPT A PC-98 CHARACTER.
Well, donut has Gengetsu (just means Mugetsu might be harder)...
/me looks at Mugetsu
Risky, 70% chance of preferring...
/me looks at Luize and then at Meira
Not as much risky, 15% chance for both of preferring...
STEP 2.
DEMONSTRATE YOUR INGENUITY BY CHEATING YOUR WAY TO VICTORY.
I don't even know what ingenuity means XD No, I'm more of the honest type. (Plus, my computer's slow as crap already :D)
STEP 3.
FIND AN OTP.
Somewhat a supporter of Rikako x Rika.
STEP 4.
MEMES, MEMES, MEMES.
I don't know what you're talking about, ze. Oh hey, posted at 11:5⑨:54.
STEP 5.
EMBRACE FORUM RIVALRY.
I only know of MoTK, so I can't.
I'm either 2/5 or 3/5. It all depends on step one... Hmm... Well, if donut would be OK with it, then Mugetsu. Anything going wrong, then it's Luize. Mugetsu still stays my favorite, though.
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ATTENTION!
Waifu shit stops right now. Keep it up and you get the box, no exceptions.
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ATTENTION!
Waifu shit stops right now. Keep it up and you get the box, no exceptions.
BUT I LOVE THAT THING FROM THE JIGOKU ROUTE ENDING OF THRTP
WE ARE MEANT FOR EACH OTHEEEEEER
*banned*
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BUT I LOVE THAT THING FROM THE JIGOKU ROUTE ENDING OF THRTP
WE ARE MEANT FOR EACH OTHEEEEEER
*banned*
THE THING FROM MAKAI ROUTE IS CLEARLY SUPERIOR! *snoball'd*
STEP 1.
ADOPT A PC-98 CHARACTER.
I'd say Shinki, but since that has become mainstream as wel... Kana~
STEP 2.
DEMONSTRATE YOUR INGENUITY BY CHEATING YOUR WAY TO VICTORY.
I am highly against any form of cheating whatsoever, even be it for research. So no.
STEP 2B.
'BORROW' A JAPANESE REPLAY.
And one thing I hate more than cheating is plagiarism, so HECK NO.
STEP 3.
FIND AN OTP.
KAGUYA X YAMAME. HECK YES.
STEP 4.
MEMES, MEMES, MEMES.
Tricolon, ze.
STEP 5.
EMBRACE FORUM RIVALRY.
Screw DS they pirated the English version of Recettear.
STEP 6.
RAGEQUIT THE SERIES.
Search on YouTube for hardest game boss ever. 'Nuff said.
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Hey gUiss I came back from the world of world of warcraft to talk about dem tawhaus.
STEP 1.
ADOPT A PC-98 CHARACTER.
My toon is Rikako. She is da bestest Gnome priest engineer on der server.
STEP 2.
DEMONSTRATE YOUR INGENUITY BY CHEATING YOUR WAY TO VICTORY.
y play tawhaw? its too hard even if cheated...
STEP 2B.
'BORROW' A JAPANESE REPLAY.
Cool kidz don't show porgress and Im sure ill lose it.
STEP 3.
FIND AN OTP.
Yorihime X Renko
like it and make fanfics or die.
STEP 4.
MEMES, MEMES, MEMES.
Is it fran time now?
STEP 5.
EMBRACE FORUM RIVALRY.
Oh man lunatic red. Snark Snark
STEP 6.
RAGEQUIT THE SERIES.
Fuc dis shit I'm out!
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This "adopting" thing is a pretty thin line from "waifus". Proceed with caution (read: don't push your luck)
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Can I adopt a vicky viper and teach it to pewpew all the metroids?
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Ok this thread was amazing starting with the OP but went completely south after people started replying.
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Not everyone can be Rou :<
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Can I adopt a vicky viper and teach it to pewpew all the metroids?
Vic is mai waifu :< That avatar of yours gives great meaning to your words.
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Not everyone can be Rou :<
your avatar is that of a true fan
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only a person who pays attention to littleshrimp would know i got this from littleshrimp
chekkumeeto da
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only a person who pays attention to littleshrimp would know i got this from littleshrimp
chekkumeeto da
ohno i am found out
to the escapepods
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Guys... I tried playing PCB while slowing it down with a bunch of Homestuck flash pages... now my game has green lightning all over the place... I think I made it harder rather than easier.
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Guys... I tried playing PCB while slowing it down with a bunch of Homestuck flash pages... now my game has green lightning all over the place... I think I made it harder rather than easier.
Can't be worse than this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRbjelU4ILs)...
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Can't be worse than this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRbjelU4ILs)...
I TOTALLY LOST IT ON MELTDOWN
I think I broke a rib from laughing so hard
Oh my God Drake you are a genius
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I TOTALLY LOST IT ON MELTDOWN
I think I broke a rib from laughing so hard
Oh my God Drake you are a genius
eagerly awaiting the black squares of death: ufo edition
COMING NEXT SUMMER.
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coming when ufo decides to stop being a bitch and stops crashing at ex-kogasa and s5-nazrin
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Ok this thread was amazing starting with the OP but went completely south after people started replying.
(http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/5232/hataters.jpg)
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Reminiscent of the time when Bob and Drake were homeless wastrels living under a bridge. One day Drake encountered a baseball bat to the kneecap, and was presently buried up to his waist. Bob attempted to free Drake, but it was a trap; Bob's limbs were sliced and bloodied with a knife. But Bob persevered, as it was only his limbs, and Drake's leg needed serious medical attention. After that day, Drake swore he would never make another Black Squares Mod, and Bob promised not have dreams involving forum members anymore.
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So how do you type now? BV
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With True Grit and Pointy Stick.
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my god how is this not locked yet
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The mods find the silliness piling up to be too funny for a lock?
also hatate pilgrim what
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(http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/5232/hataters.jpg)
I think Imma find some uses for this bad boy.
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my god how is this not locked yet
^
Expect it to be LS'd if something good happuns
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Littleshrimp was fooling around again.
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Littleshrimp was fooling around again.
Iosys's Shady Flash Animations?
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Iosys's Shady Flash Animations?
It's an Innocent Key conspiracy.
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No, I'm saying Littleshrimp's the one who drew that. :V
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But don't you see? They're using a meme! That makes then gooooooood Touhou fans, right? :derp:
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I will steal Yumeko right out of that cave, precariously perched in that mountain near Hakurei Shrine, deep within that hell ruled by that "Shinki". TRY ME.
Littleshrimp was fooling around again.
And he created, GENIUS, again. :derp:
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Littleshrimp was fooling around again.
Iosys's Shady Flash Animations?
It's an Innocent Key conspiracy.
meme
Behold, Our Fobidden Template.
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Memes like that are forbidden.
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Speaking of littleshrimp fooling around again.. (http://kakspoosh.110mb.com/images/pretentioushipsterbullshit.html)
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Speaking of littleshrimp fooling around again.. (http://kakspoosh.110mb.com/images/pretentioushipsterbullshit.html)
Murasa Minamitsu (http://littleshrimp.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d359ssf) VS. ZA WARUDO (http://littleshrimp.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d35blkh)
:getdown:
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edit
now is relevant for touhou
same story, different shit (http://img577.imageshack.us/i/samestorydifferentshit.png/)
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1. Why doesn't anyone wanna
rape lay Konngara you guys should be ashamed of yourselves!!
2. The first time I managed to clear stage 2 of UFO on Easy mode was on a prehistoric lagging laptop :V
2b. NO
3. Komachi x Shikieiki Shikieiki x Konngara DO IT
4. I don't do memes...........BECAUSE I AM NAZRIN.
5. MoTK is superior
6. :colonveeplusalpha:
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1. Why doesn't anyone wanna rape lay Konngara you guys should be ashamed of yourselves!!
2. The first time I managed to clear stage 2 of UFO on Easy mode was on a prehistoric lagging laptop :V
2b. NO
3. Komachi x Shikieiki Shikieiki x Konngara DO IT
4. I don't do memes...........BECAUSE I AM NAZRIN.
5. MoTK is superior
6. :colonveeplusalpha:
Gaia is thataway. ---> (http://www.gaiaonline.com/)
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Gaia is thataway. ---> (http://www.gaiaonline.com/)
Dahahaha!
Now I just need the perfect chance to link to DeviantArt
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counterculture as fuck
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On topic:
I once beat Touhou on Lunatic
I am now hardcore
MoF Lunatic 1cc
with marisuh broken ;_;
/shot