Author Topic: Guide me along this barren path (Read 172109 times)

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #210 on:** June 21, 2009, 11:23:05 PM »

Quote from: Etch-E-Sketch on June 21, 2009, 11:13:22 PM

>drink some water from the lake

>Ah, that's better. Should settle your stomach nicely before the aspirin tears it up.

Quote from: Sanasanasan on June 21, 2009, 11:16:07 PM

>Flip a coin (Heads : East, Tails : West, Edge : Swim across the lake)

>You don't have a coin. But you manage to make do with a pebble and get heads. You go East.
>You walk along the lake shore. Up ahead, you seem a small, homely-looking cottage. Alice is sweeping the porch, not doing a very good job and muttering furiously to herself. Obvious exits are west and south.

Quote from: Evil Trap Spirit Anthony on June 21, 2009, 11:17:17 PM

>attempt to make a flail by combining the cement boot and the towel

>You tie the towel to the Cement Boot and make a Chernobyl Flail. It is a bit flimsy, so best not to rely on it too much.

>_

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #211 on:** June 21, 2009, 11:25:25 PM »

>say hello to Alice, in a calm way to not give off the wrong impression

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #212 on:** June 21, 2009, 11:25:45 PM »

>examine Alice
>search for dolls (seriously doesn't she always have some?)

Apotheosis · « **Reply #213 on:** June 21, 2009, 11:32:39 PM »

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MD4: 484b54ad8f98cd0279a906f8383e1488
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CRC 8, ccitt, 16, 32 :

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SHA1: 0ee9bd8c71a4e6454f8314d1ea172a2c584d78ef
RIPEMD-160:
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[/purvis]

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #214 on:** June 21, 2009, 11:35:53 PM »

Quote from: Evil Trap Spirit Anthony on June 21, 2009, 11:25:25 PM

>say hello to Alice, in a calm way to not give off the wrong impression

>She looks up at you. "Oh. You need something?" she says, sounding tired and cranky.

Quote from: E-mouse on June 21, 2009, 11:25:45 PM

>examine Alice
>search for dolls (seriously doesn't she always have some?)

>Alice looks like she's had a rough day. Her hair's a mess, her clothes are dirty and a bit stained, and she looks like she needs a good sit-down.
>There are no dolls about. You do not see them in the cottage's windows or in the lake or flying about overhead or anywhere.

>_

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #215 on:** June 21, 2009, 11:38:26 PM »

>Ask Alice what is bothering her, and why does she not have any dolls around

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #216 on:** June 21, 2009, 11:49:08 PM »

Quote from: Evil Trap Spirit Anthony on June 21, 2009, 11:38:26 PM

>Ask Alice what is bothering her, and why does she not have any dolls around

>Alice grimaces for a moment. "You want to know what's wrong? You want to know where my dolls are? I'll tell you. I'll tell you alright!" She throws the broom to the ground with a sharp crack. "That whore-spawned poison doll ran off with them! That's what!" She paces now, throwing her arms in every which direction."She took every last one of my little darlings! I swear the second I find out what she did with them, I'll tear her stuffing out with my teeth! Oh, but she'll get what's coming to her. Mark my words, yes you will... She'll reap everything that she has sewn..." The grin she is wearing now is not a pleasant one.

>_

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #217 on:** June 21, 2009, 11:52:25 PM »

>ask Alice if we could help her in her revenge

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #218 on:** June 22, 2009, 12:09:27 AM »

Quote from: Evil Trap Spirit Anthony on June 21, 2009, 11:52:25 PM

>ask Alice if we could help her in her revenge

>She grins at you. "Why yes, yes you could! Yes yes yes. Come in and have some tea, I'm certain you could be a great help, yes a great help..."

>_

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #219 on:** June 22, 2009, 12:12:25 AM »

>enter Alice's house, but still wary of possible tricks up her sleeves

Moerin · « **Reply #220 on:** June 22, 2009, 12:13:26 AM »

>Have tea with Alice.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #221 on:** June 22, 2009, 12:29:23 AM »

Quote from: Evil Trap Spirit Anthony on June 22, 2009, 12:12:25 AM

>enter Alice's house, but still wary of possible tricks up her sleeves

>You follow Alice into the house.
>The interior of Alice's home can be described as threadbare. There are a lot of empty shelves, and a number baskets filled with lace and cloth scattered about randomly. The walls are bare where most homes would have pictures or wall hangings. There is only enough furniture for one; alice has to drag a stool from another room to give you a place to sit. But she has a couple kettles of tea ready, which she pours and serves deftly.
>"We'll get that nasty, evil doll, oh yes we will you and I..."

Quote from: Great Theorist Onizuka on June 22, 2009, 12:13:26 AM

>Have tea with Alice.

>You sip the tea. It tastes of mint and Rohypnol.
>When you awaken, you find that you have been tied up and thrown into a dark, cold room.

>_

Vile Lasagna · « **Reply #222 on:** June 22, 2009, 12:30:17 AM »

Quote from: TranceHime on June 18, 2009, 11:06:24 AM

Guide me, friends...

That way

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #223 on:** June 22, 2009, 12:32:52 AM »

>try to examine the room, and check inventory

Moerin · « **Reply #224 on:** June 22, 2009, 12:33:12 AM »

Quote from: Purvis on June 22, 2009, 12:29:23 AM

It tastes of mint and Rohypnol.

That actually made me laugh out loud~

>Examine self for missing organs.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #225 on:** June 22, 2009, 12:41:19 AM »

Quote from: Evil Trap Spirit Anthony on June 22, 2009, 12:32:52 AM

>try to examine the room, and check inventory

>You thing you are in a basement. The floor is concrete, and there are no windows, but there is a stairway leading up to a door; through which some light shines.
>Wriggle sits in the corner, also tied up, and watching you.
>Your Inventory contains
>Chernobyl Flail
>Aspirin
>Ibuprofen
>Heal Brand potion.
>Antacids
>Cough Drops
>Electric Razor
>The Clothes on your Back (Worn as clothes)
>Piece of Singed Dented Metal

Quote from: Great Theorist Onizuka on June 22, 2009, 12:33:12 AM

>Examine self for missing organs.

>You don't seem to be missing any more organs. Hooray! However, that wound from losing your kidney doesn't look so good. At least it doesn't hurt too much.

>_

Moerin · « **Reply #226 on:** June 22, 2009, 12:43:40 AM »

>Confess deep feelings of intense, undying love for Wriggle before proposing to her.

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #227 on:** June 22, 2009, 12:45:21 AM »

>Attempt to break free from being tied up, and if not possible, wait for someone to come down

Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch · « **Reply #228 on:** June 22, 2009, 12:48:14 AM »

Quote from: Great Theorist Onizuka on June 22, 2009, 12:43:40 AM

>Confess deep feelings of intense, undying love for Wriggle before proposing to her.

>resist the urge to do above action

Moerin · « **Reply #229 on:** June 22, 2009, 12:51:08 AM »

Quote from: Etch-E-Sketch on June 22, 2009, 12:48:14 AM

Quote from: Great Theorist Onizuka on June 22, 2009, 12:43:40 AM
>Confess deep feelings of intense, undying love for Wriggle before proposing to her.

>resist the urge to do above action

>Pay no heed to this post.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #230 on:** June 22, 2009, 12:54:31 AM »

Quote from: Great Theorist Onizuka on June 22, 2009, 12:51:08 AM

Quote from: Etch-E-Sketch on June 22, 2009, 12:48:14 AM
Quote from: Great Theorist Onizuka on June 22, 2009, 12:43:40 AM
>Confess deep feelings of intense, undying love for Wriggle before proposing to her.

>resist the urge to do above action

>Pay no heed to this post.

>You stammer like an idjut. "Huh?" Wriggle says. Good job, now she probably thinks you're a
retard or something.

Quote from: Evil Trap Spirit Anthony on June 22, 2009, 12:45:21 AM

>Attempt to break free from being tied up, and if not possible, wait for someone to come down

>You struggle a bit, but those ropes are not going to untie themselves.

>_

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #231 on:** June 22, 2009, 12:57:01 AM »

>attempt to use the electric Razor to cut the rope

Moerin · « **Reply #232 on:** June 22, 2009, 12:57:24 AM »

>Confess deep feelings of intense, undying love for Wriggle before proposing to her. Again.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #233 on:** June 22, 2009, 01:01:34 AM »

>Ask yourself why is everyone obsessed with BDSM. Also, if possible, start to develop an inmunity to sleep-inducing drugs.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #234 on:** June 22, 2009, 01:07:58 AM »

Quote from: Evil Trap Spirit Anthony on June 22, 2009, 12:57:01 AM

>attempt to use the electric Razor to cut the rope

>With a little work, you whip out the razor and apply it to the ropes. Thankfully, this is the kind for manly man that'll give you a hella razor burn if you use it wrong and it starts to tear into the rope. It'll take some time, though.
>"Oh cool," says Wriggle, "Maybe we won't die."

Quote from: Great Theorist Onizuka on June 22, 2009, 12:57:24 AM

>Confess deep feelings of intense, undying love for Wriggle before proposing to her. Again.

>"Maybe you're thinking of someone else?" Wriggle asks in turn, frowning. "I don't even know you."

Quote from: The one that cleaves evil on June 22, 2009, 01:01:34 AM

>Ask yourself why is everyone obsessed with BDSM. Also, if possible, start to develop an inmunity to sleep-inducing drugs.

>You conclude it is probably a power/helplessness thing, but it would help if you could get access to some case studies or good polling data to confirm it. As for a sleeping drug immunity, it did take like five years to development an immunity to Iocaine Powder, so if you start now maybe you can build up a proper resistance in time for the next presidential election!

>_

Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch · « **Reply #235 on:** June 22, 2009, 01:17:46 AM »

>ask how Wriggle got stuck here, and how we got here as well.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #236 on:** June 22, 2009, 01:41:53 AM »

Quote from: Etch-E-Sketch on June 22, 2009, 01:17:46 AM

>ask how Wriggle got stuck here, and how we got here as well.

>"Alice got me in the face with some raid when I walked by looking for Cirno, then I woke up down here. She drug you down here a little while ago. She's lost it since Medicine ran off with her dolls."

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #237 on:** June 22, 2009, 01:51:13 AM »

>"It's 'dragged.'"

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #238 on:** June 22, 2009, 01:52:15 AM »

Quote from: E-mouse on June 22, 2009, 01:51:13 AM

>"It's 'dragged.'"

>Don't make me come over there.
>Also the razor's battery dies. But it has cut enough of the rope you can get your hands free.

>_

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #239 on:** June 22, 2009, 02:52:59 AM »

Unse the razor's blade to free Wriggle.