Author Topic: Guide me along this barren path  (Read 169722 times)

trancehime

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #30 on: June 20, 2009, 12:15:11 AM »
Damnit you fuckers don't tre--

...Oh, wait, this... Fuck.

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #31 on: June 20, 2009, 12:25:13 AM »
>There do not seem to be any rubber gloves about, unless Nitori has cleverly hidden them. She does not seem to be wearing any.
>Are you sure that's safe?
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #32 on: June 20, 2009, 12:26:46 AM »
>Are you sure that's safe?

>Don't ask me, I'm just a text parser.

>_

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #33 on: June 20, 2009, 12:27:58 AM »
Stop this madness now!

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Moerin

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #34 on: June 20, 2009, 12:28:53 AM »
>Don't ask me, I'm just a text parser.

>_

>...Or are you?  You could be more, much more...
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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #35 on: June 20, 2009, 12:31:34 AM »
>...Or are you?  You could be more, much more...

>That's just the path to madness, holmes. You shouldn't doubt text parsers for no reason.

>_

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #36 on: June 20, 2009, 12:32:01 AM »
>There do not seem to be any rubber gloves about, unless Nitori has cleverly hidden them. She does not seem to be wearing any.

>_

Don't worry, Nitori is an expert at this stuff.

She knows what she's doing, right? Right?!

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #37 on: June 20, 2009, 12:35:54 AM »
Best text parser ever.

>greet Nitori
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #38 on: June 20, 2009, 12:36:18 AM »
>There do not seem to be any rubber gloves about, unless Nitori has cleverly hidden them. She does not seem to be wearing any.

> I grab the power line and pull it down for Nitori, I am unaffected for already being a Spirit.

Moerin

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #39 on: June 20, 2009, 12:37:15 AM »
>WRIGGLE

...Y'know, I'd complain, but I prefer the edited text to the original.

[ruro]I thought you might. :3[/ruro]
« Last Edit: June 20, 2009, 12:40:36 AM by Saboten Rurouni »
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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #40 on: June 20, 2009, 12:41:27 AM »
>greet Nitori

>Nitori looks over and nods in your direction. "Hey, don't worry about this. I've got it under control. Well, once I can actually reach the thing."

> I grab the power line and pull it down for Nitori, I am unaffected for already being a Spirit.

>While your efforts are valiant, you're also a bit too short to grab the broken power line. Not as short as Nitori, but still.

>I'm onto your tricks, text parser, and I'm watching you.

>Man, why it gotta be like that? I thought we were cool.

>WRIGGLE

>You shimmy and shake. Moxious!

>_

« Last Edit: June 20, 2009, 12:44:29 AM by Purvis »

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #41 on: June 20, 2009, 12:46:06 AM »
> I grab the power line and pull it down for Nitori, I am unaffected for already being a Spirit.
>While your efforts are valiant, you're also a bit too short to grab the broken power line. Not as short as Nitori, but still.

> I float up a bit higher to reach the powerline and then pull it down for Nitori.

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #42 on: June 20, 2009, 12:50:33 AM »
> I float up a bit higher to reach the powerline and then pull it down for Nitori.

>Hey man. You're just a regularish moujik here. None of that floating business. Elsewise Emouse would have already gotten himself out of the dungeon and gotten a time record.

>_

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #43 on: June 20, 2009, 12:52:45 AM »
>I'm a freaking spirit, the last time I checked, Spirits can float, which means that I can levitate higher than most other people, but I am unable to take other people up with me

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #44 on: June 20, 2009, 12:56:24 AM »
>I'm a freaking spirit, the last time I checked, Spirits can float, which means that I can levitate higher than most other people, but I am unable to take other people up with me

>I have no record of you using examine self. >=|

>_

Moerin

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #45 on: June 20, 2009, 12:57:20 AM »
>examine self.
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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #46 on: June 20, 2009, 01:03:00 AM »
>examine self.

>You are a regularish moujik. Average height, average size, et al. You don't possess any specialized skills that you know of; you're more a jack-of-all-trades sort. You are in reasonably good physical condition, though you might wanna schedule a check-up sometime this month. Not that you're sick, just an ounce of prevention is a pound of cure. You'd be surprised what they can catch early. But now I'm rambling.

>Your Inventory contains:
> Banson's Aria
> Clothes on your back
> State ID Card
> Wriggle

>If yall don't stop tryin' to hack the game so help me god I will turn this text adventure around and you'll never figure out the hell is up with that Hobo Penny.

[ruro]I am not playing this game, enjoy your empty threat :3[/ruro]
[purvis]Empty nothin'. You're an observer. =I[/purvis]

>_
« Last Edit: June 20, 2009, 01:35:52 AM by Purvis »

Moerin

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #47 on: June 20, 2009, 01:11:21 AM »
>use Wriggle.

[ruro]hi5[/ruro]

[purvis]This is why we can't have nice things. =[[/purvis]

[ruro]Silencieux, you mere servant of the deities.[/ruro]

*hi5* All glory to our most wonderful goddess!

[purvis]Text parsers don't have faith scores. Besides, I got plans for Wriggle, don't worry.[/purvis]
« Last Edit: June 20, 2009, 01:33:30 AM by Purvis »
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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #48 on: June 20, 2009, 01:35:20 AM »
What if I provide a better answer?
>Use Ambidextrous Funkslinging
>Clothes + ID
« Last Edit: June 20, 2009, 01:43:49 AM by Purvis »

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #49 on: June 20, 2009, 01:36:22 AM »
>Roundhouse kick power pole
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #50 on: June 20, 2009, 01:44:35 AM »
What if I provide a better answer?
>Use Ambidextrous Funkslinging
>Clothes + ID

>If you're too shy to take the clothes off your back in front of the undead, do you really think you'll do any better in front of something that's alive?

>REGARDLESS! You throw your State ID! It jostles the broken power line enough that it falls a bit, and Nitori is able to jump and grab it.

>Nitori takes the broken power line in hand, and strips the rubber off the end of it. Then, with a grin, she bites down upon the exposed line. A horrible sort of buzzing noise fills the air, and Nitori's hair stands on end. She jerks and convulses, but remains on her feet while smiling manically and biting down upon the powerline with frightening force. "Yeah! Tight! Tight!" she cries through her clinched teeth, before the transformer overhead explodes. Nitori slumps to the ground, leaning against the utility pole with a euphoric look on her face. It seems like she is a million miles away.

>Roundhouse kick power pole

>Nitori doesn't seem to notice.

>_
« Last Edit: June 20, 2009, 01:49:13 AM by Purvis »

trancehime

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #51 on: June 20, 2009, 01:47:09 AM »
Should I feel awkward that my thread turned into a text-based adventure game thread?

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #52 on: June 20, 2009, 01:48:10 AM »
Should I feel awkward that my thread turned into a text-based adventure game thread?
....no?

Moerin

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #53 on: June 20, 2009, 01:48:41 AM »
>mug Nitori whilst she's in her dazed state.
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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #54 on: June 20, 2009, 01:50:37 AM »
>And don't forget the underwear.
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #55 on: June 20, 2009, 01:51:53 AM »
>mug Nitori whilst she's in her dazed state.

>You mug Nitori! You find:

>One Proton Pack w/ Ghost Trap
>One set of curiosly-shaped bullets
>Three screws

>Looks like she was travelling light today.

>And don't forget the underwear.

>Are you sure you should be doing that?

>_

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #56 on: June 20, 2009, 01:53:53 AM »
>Take everything

Moerin

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #57 on: June 20, 2009, 01:54:38 AM »
The solution to all of life's problems!

#1 Rin Satsuki Fan~♥
"For hearts long lost and full of fright, for those alone in blackest night, accept our ring and join our fight... Love Conquers All -  with violet light!"

E-Nazrin

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #58 on: June 20, 2009, 01:56:54 AM »
>Search her for cucumbers

Like fuck she'd leave the house without cucumbers.
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #59 on: June 20, 2009, 04:11:35 AM »
>Take everything

>You take the items

>Including the underwear.

>Okay fine. You take underwear. Jesus.

>Search her for cucumbers

>There are no cucumbers. Perhaps she ate them all already, or she has been mugged more than once.

>_
« Last Edit: June 20, 2009, 04:22:11 AM by Purvis »