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~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => The Special Anniversary Board => Topic started by: Nobu on April 21, 2010, 09:51:05 PM

Title: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Nobu on April 21, 2010, 09:51:05 PM
Alright, it looks like we're in the clear. Drake and Naut agreed to comply in exchange for a cut of the profits, and Ijiyatsu has mostly fallen off people's radars, so by the time everyone notices we've swapped out the PCs for staff members it'll be too late.

I call dibs on the homing shottype.
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on April 21, 2010, 09:52:22 PM
Needles shottype for me.

With swords.

:sword!:
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Tengukami on April 21, 2010, 09:53:19 PM
Forward-focus!
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Pesco on April 21, 2010, 09:54:04 PM
I'm still ShotA
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Nobu on April 21, 2010, 09:56:16 PM
I'm still ShotA

Actually, we were going to take you off the PC list... But as a consolation, you're going to be the boss for stages 1 through 3.
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Rin Kagamine on April 21, 2010, 09:57:24 PM
Oh sweet, so I can actually be both a PC and a boss?  It's another scenario but I can probably handle that
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Matsuri on April 21, 2010, 10:33:14 PM
I want to be the final boss now. And I'm going to be channelin' Touhou, CAVE, and Psikyo danmaku powers. All at once.
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Nobu on April 21, 2010, 10:56:39 PM
I want to be the final boss now. And I'm going to be channelin' Touhou, CAVE, and Psikyo danmaku powers. All at once.

Something like this? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfkpB0nfO9w#t=4s)
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Matsuri on April 21, 2010, 11:14:37 PM
Goddamnit Suikama

I could reset his ID rank every day and he'd still earn it back every time.

Still, close. It has the Touhou factor and the Psikyo speed, but we need about 500-1000 small pink bullets to add that CAVE charm. :D
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on April 23, 2010, 08:45:08 PM
Does Librarian qualify as a staff position?
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Valentinya on April 23, 2010, 09:24:13 PM
I call dibs on Extra Stage boss!  :V
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Rikter on April 23, 2010, 09:29:45 PM
Can I still be an Embodiment?
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Gpop on April 23, 2010, 09:34:44 PM
I call dibs on Extra Stage boss!  :V

I call Phantasm!
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: OkashiiKisei on April 23, 2010, 09:35:29 PM
Can I be Extra-Phantasm boss? :V

I'm a power copying parasite youkai! I have 'true final boss' written all over me! :3

(Unless you bring insecticide. Then it will be an pathetically short boss battle.)
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on April 23, 2010, 09:37:24 PM
Can I still be an Embodiment?

Aren't you one of the like eight embodiments who still don't have a design for some reason
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Toasty on April 23, 2010, 09:37:46 PM
Can I be Extra-Phantasm boss? :V

I'm a power copying parasite youkai! I have 'true final boss' written all over me! :3

(Unless you bring insecticide. Then it will be an pathetically short boss battle.)

I get to be the "Whatever" midboss then. With toast danmaku.
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Gpop on April 23, 2010, 09:38:36 PM
I get to be the "Whatever" midboss then. With toast danmaku.

You'll be the stage one mid-boss that no one cares about then :V
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Toasty on April 23, 2010, 09:40:50 PM
You'll be the stage one mid-boss that no one cares about then :V

Awesome
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Rikter on April 23, 2010, 09:43:06 PM
Aren't you one of the like eight embodiments who still don't have a design for some reason

Yes I am.

I also want to use MELEE RANGE DANMAKU!
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Suikama on April 23, 2010, 09:51:47 PM
You'll be the stage one mid-boss that no one cares about then :V
Also invisible and shoots no bullets and has no hitboh wait
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Moerin on April 23, 2010, 09:53:34 PM
I call Spoiler stage boss~

My first spell card fills the entire screen with bullets and is unbombable.  As does my second, third, fourth... Etc. etc.
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: OkashiiKisei on April 23, 2010, 10:09:01 PM
I call Spoiler stage boss~

My first spell card fills the entire screen with bullets and is unbombable.  As does my second, third, fourth... Etc. etc.

But, if you are going to be Spoiler boss....

Then who will be final boss?






I CALL SHOTGUN! (Extra-Phantasm doesn't exist anyway)
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Moerin on April 23, 2010, 10:13:24 PM
...Y'know, I'd make some kind of complaint about that, Okashii, but that's basically how I got the final boss position in Ijiyatsu, and I don't want to be a hypocrite.

So we are at a stalemate.
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Rikter on April 23, 2010, 10:21:16 PM
You know... The more I think about it Melee Range Danmaku sounds like it could work somehow...
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Matsuri on April 23, 2010, 10:22:13 PM
But, if you are going to be Spoiler boss....

Then who will be final boss?






I CALL SHOTGUN! (Extra-Phantasm doesn't exist anyway)

Heeeey I do believe I called it way up there :<
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: OkashiiKisei on April 23, 2010, 10:24:55 PM
Heeeey I do believe I called it way up there :<

FFFFFFF

Back to Extra-Phantasm it is, in that case.
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Matsuri on April 23, 2010, 10:26:46 PM
I'll be so awesomely difficult to beat that Extra-Phantasm will never be unlockable, anyway. :smug:
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on April 23, 2010, 10:28:15 PM
I exist. ;_;

Can I at least be a midboss or something in this new ijiyatsu order you people have going on?
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Suikama on April 23, 2010, 10:32:24 PM
I exist. ;_;

Can I at least be a midboss or something in this new ijiyatsu order you people have going on?
finish ur game 1st
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on April 23, 2010, 10:48:01 PM
finish ur game 1st
Good idea!
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Bananamatic on April 23, 2010, 11:41:10 PM
can I be the third TLB with shit ridiculous requirements?

no one will reach me anyways so you don't have to script anything :V
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Nobu on April 24, 2010, 08:46:10 PM
We'll be opening a Paypal soon for people who want to be in the game. The current base rate for an Embodiment slot is $200 US dollars, +$75 if you want an animated sprite, and $1.50 per bullet fired in a 20 second span on Lunatic (minimum 250 shots). The base rate for a midboss slot is $750, and boss slots will have to be negotiated with an agent to determine pricing.

Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on April 24, 2010, 09:57:32 PM
Can I be a boss or sumthin? Stage 3 or 4 maybe, since I doubt their is high demand for those.
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Tengukami on April 24, 2010, 11:04:01 PM
Can I be a boss or sumthin? Stage 3 or 4 maybe, since I doubt their is high demand for those.

Sure you can. See Nobu's post and have your credit card ready.
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: trancehime on April 25, 2010, 01:01:50 AM
We'll be opening a Paypal soon for people who want to be in the game. The current base rate for an Embodiment slot is $200 US dollars, +$75 if you want an animated sprite, and $1.50 per bullet fired in a 20 second span on Lunatic (minimum 250 shots). The base rate for a midboss slot is $750, and boss slots will have to be negotiated with an agent to determine pricing.



can i pay with my body
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Hello Purvis on April 25, 2010, 01:10:23 AM
That shit ain't worth $200, son.
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: trancehime on April 25, 2010, 01:12:59 AM
That shit ain't worth $200, son.

Ow, that hurt. ._.!
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Rikter on April 25, 2010, 01:16:05 AM
Only worth it if I can buy Embodiment spots in Bulk at a good discount.
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Nobu on April 25, 2010, 01:17:00 AM
Ow, that hurt. ._.!

What Purv meant to say that your body is priceless. ~<3

And also not legal tender in the state of Michigan. Sorry. :<

Only worth it if I can buy Embodiment spots in Bulk at a good discount.

What kind of gig do you think we're running here? This isn't Costco.
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Hello Purvis on April 25, 2010, 01:29:08 AM
And also not legal tender in the state of Michigan. Sorry. :<

I don't think you really understand the state of Michigan's economy at the moment.
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: trancehime on April 25, 2010, 01:36:28 AM
Argh, and I was so looking forward to a spot, too...  :ohdear:
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Naut on April 25, 2010, 01:38:22 AM
can i pay with my body

ijiyatsu4ever@hotmail.com

talk to me
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Nobu on April 25, 2010, 01:42:56 AM
ijiyatsu4ever@hotmail.com

talk to me

Don't forget my cut >:|
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: trancehime on April 25, 2010, 02:00:51 AM
Wait for your turn Nobubu!!
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Naut on April 25, 2010, 02:09:09 AM
...TranceHime is now the new final boss.

That is all.
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on April 25, 2010, 02:09:18 AM
In all seriousness(paying, fantastic joke xD), can I be a boss character?
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Polaris on April 25, 2010, 02:11:26 AM
In all seriousness(paying, fantastic joke xD), can I be a boss character?

The boss slots have already been filled, as well as the midboss and deathfairy slots. And embodiment slots.
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on April 25, 2010, 02:16:06 AM
Half the bosses are Pesco, how is that even fair :P
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Polaris on April 25, 2010, 02:18:18 AM
Half the bosses are Pesco, how is that even fair :P

You can opt to become a nameless fairy like I did! :V
I'm going to be the third fairy from the left right after the first death fairy in Stage 4 :P
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on April 25, 2010, 02:19:53 AM
Honestly, can we get a list of Bosses and Mid-bosses?

Could I be a start-of-stage sort of foe? Like Alice in PCB Stage 3 or sumthin.
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Bananamatic on April 25, 2010, 02:24:01 AM
can I be the third TLB with shit ridiculous requirements?
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Polaris on April 25, 2010, 02:28:21 AM
Honestly, can we get a list of Bosses and Mid-bosses?

Could I be a start-of-stage sort of foe? Like Alice in PCB Stage 3 or sumthin.

http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=2455.0
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Nobu on April 25, 2010, 02:52:22 AM
Honestly, can we get a list of Bosses and Mid-bosses?

Could I be a start-of-stage sort of foe? Like Alice in PCB Stage 3 or sumthin.

In all seriousness, let me direct you to my form letter.


Hey MystearicaUtsuho. We're happy to see people expressing interest in the game (and also doubly ecstatic that you are so interested that you'd like to be a part of it), but the current structure and embodiment list is fixed for now. As much as we'd like to accommodate everyone that's interested, it just can't be done practically, realistically, or fairly. I apologize.
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Naut on April 25, 2010, 02:57:30 AM
Leave a message after the beep!
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on April 25, 2010, 03:03:31 AM
BEEP
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Tengukami on April 25, 2010, 03:06:21 AM
Andy? Andy, some guy came by saying you owe him 6 packs of noodles. I didn't recognize him, so I gave him your number instead. Anyways, talk to you later.

BEEP.
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Valentinya on April 25, 2010, 03:10:19 AM
We'll be opening a Paypal soon for people who want to be in the game. The current base rate for an Embodiment slot is $200 US dollars, +$75 if you want an animated sprite, and $1.50 per bullet fired in a 20 second span on Lunatic (minimum 250 shots). The base rate for a midboss slot is $750, and boss slots will have to be negotiated with an agent to determine pricing.

No, no! Nobu you're going about it all wrong! If you want to make any money you've got to do things right! You should hold auctions for each spot. The spot goes to the highest bidder. Stage 1 bids will start at $1000 US, stage 2 at $2000 US, stage 3 at $3000 US and so on in that order.

I'll start the bidding for Final Boss with a bid of $10,000 US!  :smug:
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Naut on April 25, 2010, 03:14:02 AM
I'll start the bidding for Final Boss with a bid of $10,000 US!  :smug:

TranceHime has that >: |

No particular reason.
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: ES-Anthy on April 25, 2010, 03:14:32 AM
I'm already a Michigander like Nobu so I instantly get a spot in this. That is right Nobu isn't it?
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Gpop on April 25, 2010, 03:17:24 AM
BEEP

HEY IT'S T-PAIN. YOU THE ONE MAKING FUN OF MA VIDEOS! YO MOTHA'S SO STUPID SHE SITS ON THE TV AND WATCH THE COUCH! I'M GOING TO WHEN I'M BEATING YO WHITE-ASS A HALF SHIIIIIT!
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Matsuri on April 25, 2010, 03:20:25 AM
I beat everyone in here to the final boss call

what are you talking about
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on April 25, 2010, 03:21:43 AM
Your bid is too low
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Valentinya on April 25, 2010, 03:25:24 AM
TranceHime has that >: |

No particular reason.

Uh, huh...

That shit ain't worth $200, son.

I think he knows what he's talking about Naut. Just how could you possibly doubt a man with a PhD in Hobo Studies?!
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on April 25, 2010, 03:33:07 AM
since Nobu started this thread, I beat you all to the bidding, if you know what I mean

:flowerpower:
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Gpop on April 25, 2010, 03:42:04 AM
since Nobu started this thread, I beat you all to the bidding, if you know what I mean

:flowerpower:

How 'bout I bribe you with Subconscious Dream fic update?
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on April 25, 2010, 03:42:47 AM
Can I pay for a final boss slot in Monopoly Money?
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Suikama on April 25, 2010, 05:42:12 AM
...TranceHime is now the new final boss.

That is all.
Damn that musta been some good sex BV
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Hello Purvis on April 25, 2010, 06:06:19 AM
Naw. Trance probably just offered marriage for citizenship at a place that does have nationalize healthcare.
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: trancehime on April 25, 2010, 06:22:44 AM
Damn that musta been some good sex BV

if you want some you can always ask :V

Naw. Trance probably just offered marriage for citizenship at a place that does have nationalize healthcare.

 :/
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Moerin on April 25, 2010, 12:33:00 PM
(http://i40.tinypic.com/29bygg.jpg)
So, about that final boss position...
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Solais on April 25, 2010, 12:35:37 PM
A... BAT CREDIT CAAARD?????

/me goes insane. Again.
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Prody on April 25, 2010, 01:52:54 PM
Hey, I like everything as it as it is now.
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Rikter on April 25, 2010, 05:35:41 PM
This isn't worth the money then I would rather spend 200 Dollars on several used games.
Title: Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
Post by: Kerigis on April 25, 2010, 07:57:08 PM
Gu-nyu~ Is there still a place for a boss? OwO

*Kerigis obliterates his piggy bank with VIOLENCE