There's a great deal more to being a maiden then simply not being able to get laid. If that were the only criteria, everyone would have edit powers. Oh no, there's quite a great deal more it. A maiden must have a keen eye, a proper wit, and a good ear. Let us see if you can demonstrate this.
The first challenge shall be an illustration challenge. You will be given a prompt and restrictions. You will then illustrate it. When you are done, I shall grade it on a few criteria: Composition, Wittiness, and impressiveness. Wittiness shall be worth twice the other two catagories, and is innately tied to the third. Remember that the task is to illustrate, not to narrate. Labels, superfluous text, and such forthwith will count against you. You may use these tools, but use them well, for they will hurt you otherwise.
YOUR FIRST PROMPT IS:
This Pairing Will Never Work.
-Restrictions: One Panel only
Remember: We like a smartass, but not a dumbass. You have until 9 PM EST tomorrow. PM entries to me.