I was just expecting a cheap MSPaint map, meself.>If it feels like it's been here for a few days or more, shrug and add it to the cart.>If not, leave it alone.>Regardless, carry on homeward.
>Time of day?>Enter!
>Oh, that kind of midday.>Leave shovel, twine, and feathers. Leave a note saying, "Please untangle the twine, clean off the feathers and shovel. -<Whatever our name is>">Hopefully one of them is literate.
>"Hey, I'm back for a minute or so."
>Step one: Grab shovel!>Step two: CHARGE!>Step Two point Five: Prepare to administer a poorman's kabonging.
>Turn against the door, swing shovel while doing so in hopes of deflecting any oncoming attacks or charges.
>Have we recovered stand and balance? If so, charge! This time whilst screaming like a madman.>This time be ready to sidestep kicks; or punches.
>Keep going! We'll catch up to him sooner or later!
>Close in. This time don't scream, and try to cut off route of escape. If he tries to stand, administer shovel.>If not, or afterward, shout, "What were you doing in my house!"
>"I'll stuff you! What were you doing in my house!">Are the branches low enough we could theoretically whack them and knock him or her out of the tree? If so, go for it. If nothing else, maybe we can get the figure to leap away and brain itself on a branch.
>Are there any handy rocks nearby?>"Why don't you come down here, then? I'll give you a headful of stuff!"
>"And what are you doing with all those knives in my house, anyways!"
>"That is not an answer!"
>How high up is this person?>"Well what cloak makes you look fat!"
>"Sorry, I couldn't hear you over that tree straining!"
