(Shiki)Eiki Quest the 1st - Text Adventure of the Demonic Eye

[MysTeariousYukari]

> Hakuslay: What's closer again? SDM, or Yukari's house?
> Judge of long names: Ponder what Reimu is pondering so often...

[E-Nazrin]

>Koopa Koordinator: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
>Death's Breast: "I think so, Brain, but where are we going to get that many flying attack porcupines?"

[Blitzer]

> Hakuslay: What's closer again? SDM, or Yukari's house?

>SDM is almost right next to the Human Village, your current location.

> Judge of long names: Ponder what Reimu is pondering so often...

>Maybe she's using her intuition to figure out this problem...
>You feel that you are being accused of having a long name. Your real name is Eiki Shiki (western order)...

>Koopa Koordinator: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
>Death's Breast: "I think so, Brain, but where are we going to get that many flying attack porcupines?"

>The voice in the back of your head says "Ooh, I like talking like this! Crossed-out text is fun!"

[MysTeariousYukari]

> Raymoo: "Eh, lets check out Yakumo. Maybe Ran or Yukari have been getting any of this. Last thing I need is Ran being different, it'll probly set off Yukari and Makai hath no fury like a Yukari pissed off."
> Sheikieeki: Ponder what we should do past mindless wandering... and hope the voice will chime in with something helpful.

[Hello Purvis]

>Grasslegs: Never listen to the voice in your head. Remember the guy who kept saying his neighbor's dog told him to kill people? Don't be like that guy.

[Blitzer]

> Raymoo: "Eh, lets check out Yakumo. Maybe Ran or Yukari have been getting any of this. Last thing I need is Ran being different, it'll probly set off Yukari and Makai hath no fury like a Yukari pissed off."

>Reisen: "Go ahead then, Reimu. I'll just stay here, veeery far away."

> Sheikieeki: Ponder what we should do past mindless wandering... and hope the voice will chime in with something helpful.

>Grasslegs: Never listen to the voice in your head. Remember the guy who kept saying his neighbor's dog told him to kill people? Don't be like that guy.

>You were not mindlessly wandering, you were mindfully wandering. Well, as far as you trust Reimu's intuition anyways.
>You consider that the voice might be helpful, but promptly decide that that's not a good idea.
>The voice says "I'm going to ignore that and say that the fireworks'll start at the end of the day, so you should wander Gensokyo until then. And no, I'm not going to tell you to do insane things."

[E-Nazrin]

>Photosynthesizer: Insane by YOUR standards, perhaps.
>Legs: "Actually, we were also considering visiting Eintei to talk with Eirin about what happened in your case."
>Serpent Strangulator: "Not my idea."
>Kyanstick: "Yes, actual talk."
>Armpits: Grumble.
>Yamanator: "Would you be willing to tell us how to get there? I've never visited before."

[Blitzer]

>Photosynthesizer: Insane by YOUR standards, perhaps.

>"Hey, I'm going by your standards here."

>Legs: "Actually, we were also considering visiting Eintei to talk with Eirin about what happened in your case."

>"Huh, so you were?"

>Serpent Strangulator: "Not my idea."
>Kyanstick: "Yes, actual talk."
>Armpits: Grumble.

>"Heh, you're implying that Reimu would...do something else?"

>Yamanator: "Would you be willing to tell us how to get there? I've never visited before."

>"Well, I'd have to take you there myself, but I still have to maintain the shop until....an hour or so."

[MysTeariousYukari]

> Eiki: "Any other ways we could get their? Reimu? Yuyuko?"

[Blitzer]

> Eiki: "Any other ways we could get their? Reimu? Yuyuko?"

> Reimu: "I was too busy dodging danmaku to think about what direction I was going."
> Yuyuko: "Same here."

[E-Nazrin]

>Kyanma: "That sounds fair, then. There's a few other things we could investigate in the meantime. Thank you, Reisen. I can't promise to be punctual, so if we take more than an hour, where will you be later today?"
>Gila Mobster: "'specially if those damn fairies get in the way..."

[MysTeariousYukari]

> Raymoo: "If we get lucky and go the right way and such, we might find that Immortal, Fujiwara or Mokou or whatever. She might be able to lead us."
> Judge of Black and White: Do we know of anyone by that name?
> Ghost Girl: Did we ever get to eat a dragon those years ago? When the moon was weird?

[Blitzer]

> Raymoo: "If we get lucky and go the right way and such, we might find that Immortal, Fujiwara or Mokou or whatever. She might be able to lead us."

> Reisen nods and says "Hmm, her. Well, are you sure you can persuade her to cooperate?"

> Judge of Black and White: Do we know of anyone by that name?

> No. No you don't.

> Ghost Girl: Did we ever get to eat a dragon those years ago? When the moon was weird?

> No, because dragons haven't been around for a century and a few years.

[E-Nazrin]

>Kyanma: "That sounds fair, then. There's a few other things we could investigate in the meantime. Thank you, Reisen. I can't promise to be punctual, so if we take more than an hour, where will you be later today?"
>Gila Mobster: "'specially if those damn fairies get in the way..."

[Blitzer]

Missed one? My bad.

>Kyanma: "That sounds fair, then. There's a few other things we could investigate in the meantime. Thank you, Reisen. I can't promise to be punctual, so if we take more than an hour, where will you be later today?"

>"I'll be wandering Gensokyo, looking for one of the two fairy armies. And hopefully get into some good fights, if anyone's feeling combative."

>Gila Mobster: "'specially if those damn fairies get in the way..."

>"I don't think they'll get in your way. And you can do something about that, anyhow."

[Blitzer]

Emergency bump. Gah, 5 days.

>You realize time has been frozen for a few days.

[Hello Purvis]

>Head on down to the SDM.

[Blitzer]

>Head on down to the SDM.

>So you do. No fairies bother you, and you are currently a few feet away from the gate. Meiling doesn't have seemed to have noticed you. Yet.
>Meiling seems to be wearing a few bandages on her forehead.

[Hello Purvis]

>Turtle Taker: "The hell happened to you, Big Green?"

[Blitzer]

>Turtle Taker: "The hell happened to you, Big Green?"

>"Hey, red-white. Sakuya's been getting into the habit of stabbing me into the face for some reason."

[E-Nazrin]

>Is this normal?

[Blitzer]

>Is this normal?

>Nope. Not at all.

[E-Nazrin]

>Soulsteel Guitarist: "Do you have any idea why?"
>Oppai Yosei: "Um, I don't suppose Youmu stopped by, by any chance?"

[Hello Purvis]

>Tortuga Tamer: "You don't seem very bothered by it, either."

[Blitzer]

>Soulsteel Guitarist: "Do you have any idea why?"

>"If only I did. I haven't been pissing Sakuya off lately, but sometimes I doze off...which is unusual for me, too."

>Oppai Yosei: "Um, I don't suppose Youmu stopped by, by any chance?"

>"No, why?"

[E-Nazrin]

>Yuyu Co.: "We... had a bit of a fight. I know she's been here before, even if I have no idea where she might have run off to. I want to talk with her."
>Yamada: "I suppose that may explain her temper, at least. Are you alright?"
>Armpits: "Yeah, you don't seem TOO hurt for getting stabbed in the face."

[Blitzer]

>Yuyu Co.: "We... had a bit of a fight. I know she's been here before, even if I have no idea where she might have run off to. I want to talk with her."

>"Oh yeah, that time. What was the fight about?"

>Yamada: "I suppose that may explain her temper, at least. Are you alright?"

>"I think being disco face-stabbed is too much. And I'm fine enough."

>Armpits: "Yeah, you don't seem TOO hurt for getting stabbed in the face."

>"I expected worse. Much worse."

>"...Wait, why is the Yama here?"

[E-Nazrin]

>Photosynthesizer: "I am outside of Higan in order to investigate some rather unsettling nightmares I've been having."
>Serpent Strangler: "And as for why we're here, supposedly some fairy armies are planning to show up here soon and I want to know what the hell is going on."

[Blitzer]

>Photosynthesizer: "I am outside of Higan in order to investigate some rather unsettling nightmares I've been having."

>"Must've been some interesting nightmares."

>Serpent Strangler: "And as for why we're here, supposedly some fairy armies are planning to show up here soon and I want to know what the hell is going on."

>Unfortunately, this parser does not remember if, by this time (right before lunch, in quest), if Maribel had visited the mansion and warned the SDM about the fairy invasion. I will have to assume that Maribel didn't warn them yet, but that process will consist of making an ass out of me. And presumably, you.
>Meiling simulates a spit take, which would have worked if she was drinking anything. "Wait, WHAT?!"

[E-Nazrin]

>Oh do NOT tempt me to provoke intentional time paradoxes
>Leggings: "It's exceptionally strange. The thought of one fairy army is bizarre enough, let alone two of them."
>Armpits: "I don't suppose you'd have any idea why they'd be interested in the mansion, in particular?"
>Breasticles: Contemplate Meiling's flavor.